Sydney Sweeney is very beautiful but they're honestly just not that big, which is fine and normal, but please stop calling them massive it's offensive to real big rig haulers
You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up RuneScape on your PC. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect Summer night. You are 41 years old. The year is 2024.
Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques thumpers and sandworms in 'DUNE: PART TWO'.
"You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand [slams fist] nobody else is gonna hear it... they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl"
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@colbertlateshow
When Tracy Chapman sings Fast Car she's thinking about the inescapable suffering that loving others thrusts upon you
When Luke Combs sings Fast Car he's thinking about Lightning McQueen
Imagine being Travis Kelce and knowing that in 2-4 years the most commercially successful album of all time is going to be dedicated to calling you retarded
Hi. This is Sarahs husband.
Sarah left her laptop open and I wanted to check the electricity bill for last quarter and I discovered this account and learned she has been posting her body online.
I am leaving tonight to stay with my mom, please unfollow her, this is not right.
I just left work early and my husband has not been answering calls so I'm just going to say what I need to say here.
Eric, you have been largely unemployed for 3 years. We were drowning in debt before I started and now you can afford your gundums.
Please come home.
muting this
-yes she has great boobs
-yes they are very large relative for her frame
-no I am not hating
-no she could not pull an 18 wheeler through the sludge and snow to bring food to the isolated town of moquah wisconsin
Between w*rk, my soon-to-be-ex-husband, the gundum from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Ali needy drinky.
to deny yourself high impact language (such as the r word) is to limit your human expression. fall into the trap of everyday use, and your sword becomes blunt.
when I realized men were going to call me a whore regardless of whether I took my clothes off for money, it made it a pretty easy decision to take my clothes off for money
@Asmongold
you should be less worried about students being blocked from going to class and more worried about the various discarded dr pepper containers blocking your escape route in case of a fire
Hi. This is Sarahs husband.
Sarah left her laptop open and I wanted to check the electricity bill for last quarter and I discovered this account and learned she has been posting her body online.
I am leaving tonight to stay with my mom, please unfollow her, this is not right.
You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up RuneScape on your PC. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect Summer night. You are 41 years old. The year is 2024.
a lot of people telling me to stop posting but like, posting is my second job and I don't know if you have seen this but I might have some financial obligations.
this is like when me and my ex husband went to outback steakhouse and he thought the bloomin onion was too spicy and I had to order him "a glass of milk"