selmaš
@selmacashmoney
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oh fuck
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why tf did i just get mogged by naked minions car?????
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a 13 year old commented ācringeā under my tweet again. i donāt know how long i can take this anymore
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Sick of the woke, non conventionally attractive male video game protagonists. Take Joel from The Last of Us. Iāve used filters to remove his aging skin, DEI chin, woke wrinkles, and greying hair. Now he looks strong, masculine, and attractive.
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i wasnāt really a fan of this scarf but then i gru up.
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i guess iām the villain for wanting to make video games playable again. iām always the bad guy, why do i even try.
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started my first day at work and iām having horrible fortnite withdrawals. i genuinely cannot breathe
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imagine being blind and then the first thing you see after your life changing surgery is this
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no no no no no the child marriage defender thinks iām unattractive oh no oh fuck please be a joke please god
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sorry but does anyone else find it weird how Biden (81) is bullying Trump (78), a literal child. really rubs me the wrong way
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iām not even exaggerating i think this may legitimately be one of the worst things someone has ever said to me
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this is actually it for me i canāt take it anymore. iām sorry for climate. iām sorry for everything. iām seriously done. goodbye.
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āphotoshopā and then this is what i look like naturallyā¦
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Opened the fridge, saw what I thought was sparkling WATER. When I tell you I almost called 911 after taking a gulp of this
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yikes, unfollowing her now. i was a big fan of her huge tits but i had no idea she had a boyfriend.
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how US presidents would react to your self harm scars (a thread):
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is it just me or does the far cry 6 dude look like the breaking bad dude š¤Æ
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@LoganPaul @tommyinnit ksi and logan having a competition to see who looks the most pathetic.
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just found out i have a fucking DEI chin and having stopped crying since.
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Iāve had a few requests for Kratos. Here Iāve changed this old grumpy BALD man into a young, dare I say sexy womaniser! Nice head of hair, perfect skin, and a cheeky smile women will swoon over. Consider him fixed!
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my husband was in the middle of a league game and i (bra less) brought him out some chips (without being asked to) as he got a double kill in the bot lane. so how was your day?.
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uh look this some guy just sent me on hinge. what a fking weirdo?????ššš
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thank god for the apple vision pro. it actually makes conversations with my wife bearable
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Creep if it were written in 2024š:. im a woke.im a liberal .what the hell are your pronouns dear.pass the bud light here.
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I canāt believe I actually got to see these in person šš
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Tried, but didnāt like doing crime. Among Us required killing innocent astronauts in the first minute. Just couldnāt do it.
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@girthmasterr the girthmaster himself šššš .who will win, wine bottle dick or bomb shelter pussy.
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Husband and I are cracking up watching this Fortnite Friday show! That Adrian Dittmann guy is hilarious š
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@luizaspace Why on earth would you make a man over 30 your protagonist. Thatās when they hit a wallā¦.
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iām really scared to admit this. i know iām going to get hate but i donāt want to continue living a lie. iām not 54 nor 44, not even 34. iām so sorry to everyone iāve hurt and tricked. iām so deeply sorry.
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is this really how we treat our elderly? šššššš
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in case i get banned bc of comedy idk follow me here hahaā¦ā¦ā¦ š¤š¤Ø
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just ordered the dream burger. paid $20 for a large meal and then they give me an empty fucking tray telling me i have to imagine myself eating it wtf???.
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holy fuck they just uncovered the zodiac killerās message
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54 and Iām still getting it! Thank you Mr Gravy for the good nightš
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why couldnāt i be her. why couldnāt i be a hot egirl. why donāt men want to buy my feet pics for $500. what am i doing wrong
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and now jimmy carter has died. i can never catch a fucking break.
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wow, just WOW. @Northernlion talked about my tweet on stream and he called me an āold hag who should lay off the carbsā and then called me a āwhoreā. feeling really defeated right now.
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this weird guy just came up to me and told me iād look ābetterā with some more burgers in me and some fart clouds coming out of my ass. are british people usually like this?
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finally, iāve been waiting for my L moment š.
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waitttt lowkey shouldnāt have posted follower count bc then youāll see if i flop and get no follows ššššššš.
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are you serious?? this karaoke place doesnāt have KSIās new song OR prime. worst fucking night of my life šš
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@steinkobbe Did it in 5 minutes and not even getting paid and it turned out 100x better than their design. They should get fans to design the characters because we know how to do it correctly.
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iām so glad everyone here follows me for my personality
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btw itās cool but i just feel like itās such a funny thought that thatās the first thing you see and youāre on camera.
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*holds hand* this must stop *starts crying* when you hurt yourself youāre hurting me too
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back in my days people used to bow down to and kiss the feet of girl gamers. now because of woke we are nothing to people.
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