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hoping for solarpunk, preparing for cyberpunk. time to build

Joined May 2024
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
18 days
the mood
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18 days
guess i'm back.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
@durandalcomplex @lapwing37082 If you eat even just a little meat, this isnt even close to enough. People don’t understand that we got rid of subsistence farming in most of the world for a reason.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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some of ya'll "cracked" early 20's SWEs are going to be in for an awakening when you're forced to learn that:.- TPOT != IRL.- your interviewer isn't going to agree that "you can learn anything in 2 weeks" and.- most of your co-workers aren't going to find the edgy comedy as funny.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@kevinbaker I've actually found some level of success in this IRL. When people start talking culture war shit and you respond "yeah so you give more of a shit about library books than like, healthcare? that's p weird" they get very uncomfortable. or "you do realize it's kinda weird to give.
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4 months
This is gonna take a minute
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
5 months
is there a way to make a channel not appear in your recommendations on youtube
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
6 months
@t3dotgg Google kills _successful_ products multiple times a year, Gemini really should tread carefully if it wants to make it to General Intelligence.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@thdxr I know I’m not senior based on the fact that I do not know what your sentiment toward this is.
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@Berniedogg @kevinbaker Tbf his sexual experience is mostly furniture based, he might be trying to figure out how women work.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
I get it, Twitter is funny and you're getting lots of likes and followers and there's an endorphin rush from That Big Account retweeting you. but I see a lot of young dudes on here getting the wrong impression about what the real world is like.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@FramPetro @durandalcomplex @lapwing37082 You really just don’t want to be The Everything Farmer.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@rauchg @ken_wheeler > getting out of the house and meeting people you enjoy working with is huge for wellbeing. that is why I have a social life. I do not need work to create a daycare for me to be babysat by middle managers to have a social life.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
take it from unc, ya'll, X isn't real life, some of ya'll are gonna need to learn that.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@ojampdelas @durandalcomplex @lapwing37082 Cool! How much room do you think you need to grow food for all of those animals? How much room do you think you need to store all of that food? How much room do you think you need to store all of the extra food you’ll need to grow for when that food goes bad?. The average.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
"lol b2b saas? ngmi" he says, building a third chatGPT anime avatar ranking wrapper with $0 MRR."imagine using vscode lmao" he says, opening up a neovim whose config he yanked off of github."yeah i totally would have landed that senior position, the libs in hr didn't like that i.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
some of ya'll "cracked" early 20's SWEs are going to be in for an awakening when you're forced to learn that:.- TPOT != IRL.- your interviewer isn't going to agree that "you can learn anything in 2 weeks" and.- most of your co-workers aren't going to find the edgy comedy as funny.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@yacineMTB The awesome part is that it’s all barely working in concert together. The extent that the world is held together by duct tape and Elmer’s glue is remarkable. Working in infosec taught me that, working in software cemented it.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@ThePrimeagen (neo)vimcels.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@joshmo_dev A loooot of these young dudes are gonna find out that yaccine gets away with shit because of the unique nature of his workplace.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@TeamYouTube Yeah that doesn’t work. I’ve done that for all of his videos. You need to add an actual block button.
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@tekbog The reckoning for middle management might actually be happening.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@slow5ort i can just about guarantee you that, in the vast majority of workplaces, walking into a room calling anyone who can't learn a new thing in 2 weeks "retarded" and talking about how "cracked" you are 24/7 is not going to lead to long term gainful employment.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@kevinbaker 1) a lot of weirdos in chat right now.2) do not want to debate literally any of you, go touch/smoke grass.3) I would rather eat a bowl of nails than have a post like this pop off ever again y’all are annoying.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
6 months
@IwriteOK Robert after cold open v. Sophie after cold open
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
8 months
@TheJackForge That man has seen horrors the likes of which you cannot imagine. He has seen the hell that c++ can create, and serves as the boatman taking you across the river Styx.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
if a kid kills themself because an AI bot convinced them to, and we're looking at the AI bot company and not the parents, mental healthcare system, etc, we're missing the plot. AI safety is hot right now, but let's not pretend like the real problem here is an imaginary chatbot.
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We are heartbroken by the tragic loss of one of our users and want to express our deepest condolences to the family. As a company, we take the safety of our users very seriously and we are continuing to add new safety features that you can read about here:.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
6 months
@vxunderground Hot take that infosec prudes won’t like:. It is morally okay to Do Illegal Shit to get these guys shut down.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
Rust backend is built, hosted, running and going brr. Now we’re grabbing follower counts, following counts, activation dates.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
@ojampdelas @durandalcomplex @lapwing37082 begging some of y’all to spend like 5 minutes talking to someone who has done even a little farming and ask them about this stuff.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@micsolana very much gives this vibe
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
this is why i care about this:. i have spent a collective 6 months of the last 3 years jobless with two kids and a wife in school after 3 separate layoffs. i've put myself in debt to cover bills, and things are still tight now because of what i had to do then.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
some of ya'll "cracked" early 20's SWEs are going to be in for an awakening when you're forced to learn that:.- TPOT != IRL.- your interviewer isn't going to agree that "you can learn anything in 2 weeks" and.- most of your co-workers aren't going to find the edgy comedy as funny.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@jsuarez5341 found another one.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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a zoo
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
actually not going to mute that tweet, the replies have turned into a zoo that i want to study.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@ThePrimeagen someone wasn’t invited to the cult meetings.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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"you can learn anything in 2 weeks lmao" he says, 45 windows of stack overflow open in the background."i learned AI/ML in a week" he says, filling out a 14th application to a junior janitorial role at OpenAI."yeah i'm a lowbie but i'm on the comeup" he says, smirking at the.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
some of ya'll "cracked" early 20's SWEs are going to be in for an awakening when you're forced to learn that:.- TPOT != IRL.- your interviewer isn't going to agree that "you can learn anything in 2 weeks" and.- most of your co-workers aren't going to find the edgy comedy as funny.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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Blaming @ThePrimeagen.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
5 months
damn ya'll gotta chill I just didn't want to see his yt content and didn't know if yt had a block button, ya'll are out here threatening violence and all that nonsense.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
5 months
When you hit up @levelsio for tips about your idea and this is his response, you fuckin dive in
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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Oooo I know what my next big project is about to be and it came to me while I was tweaking on pre-workout, this is gonna be fun.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@IwriteOK I’ve been wanting this for so long. To hear Sophie’s disgust at your cold opens is one thing, but to see it is art.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@bluepashminas lol looks like The Right People found this post
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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I love that this is @levelsio ‘s new response to the “this is easy” tweets. Most likely case: they never do it and keep chirping on the sidelines. “Worst” case: they do it, a new product enters the market, someone learns how to ship and is better for it.
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@slabiaq If it's so easy prove us you can do it by end of the week . You get until September 9, 2024.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@vmfunc Dunno why these college kids say cs is hard just learn spray patterns.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
8 months
@yacineMTB every issue I've ever had with a 3D printer is one that was:.- likely caused by me.- can be fixed with a $2 allen key set in 10 min.- has thirty posts online with the fix by incredibly helpful community members. every issue I've had with a 2d printer is the exact opposite of.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@ThePrimeagen You code to rent a lambo. I code to own my Volkswagen. We are not the same.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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I am not as good at malware development as most maldevs are. I’m not half as good at web development as most webdevs are. I’m not 1% as good at ML as most ML folks are. I’m trying, daily, to get better at these things, like @yacineMTB is at building hardware. These comments.
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@yacineMTB I did this when I was 17 with an arduino, in school, on limited hours, and it was really not my area of expertise. This is trivial, show us something thats actually new and useful. Go back to the ding mindset.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@_JerrySlinger @durandalcomplex @lapwing37082 man the internet does some crazy things to the human mind.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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I trained a LoRa model on my car and sent it to Tokyo 👀. Soon, you'll be able to take your dream car to cities across the world 🔥. WhipsAI is a site for car lovers and drift kings to generate beautiful art with their favorite cars. Sign up for the pre-launch at the link below!
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@IwriteOK 6 magazines of ammunition to… evacuate Florida during a mass evacuation event. 1 magazine per meal. Also why even have a section called “mobility” if you’re going to have to carry like 10 gallons of water with you? How are you going to fire any of the three weapons carrying all.
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@IwriteOK Congrats you learned a lesson that parents with multiple decades of experience sometimes never learn.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@htmx_org well when two senior devs really love each other….
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@chloe21e8 found another one.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@PimentelES1987 This is an incredibly stupid comment.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@yacineMTB 3D printers were made to be fixed, tinkered with and improved. 2D printers are made to function badly, cost money and look drab in a shitty office setting. Closed hardware without a focus on end user tinkerability will always work that way. It’s why I worry about how complex and.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@vxunderground “You mean to tell me you get access to every keystroke on my device?????”.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@yacineMTB @tomu50270 you've gotten so good at baiting that sometimes I forget.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@vxunderground 1.8m views with 430 followers, TL mostly full of either pro-Palestine or gaming/internet culture shit, and linked to a pro-Palestine site in the replies. Something doesn’t look quite right.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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I want a profile picture redesign, are there any artists who do custom AVIs, avatars, profile pictures, etc?.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@benrbowers Because those are stupid.
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@vxunderground lmao Chinese for “this is very important”.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
6 months
@nikitabier @yacineMTB You know Tate would smoke that blunt like a cigar, Dan would be a greedy passer and Candace wouldn’t stop coughing the whole time but would pretend like she smokes by saying “oh this is good shit”.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@yacineMTB … how does one create a government regulation that specifically protects folks from fraud based on their race? is this a DEI-focused fraud hotline or bailout program? or is this just Kamala sprinkling hot topic words together in an agenda?.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
A long shot, but does anyone have some solid, technical references for building multiplayer online worlds that scale?. I know @ThePrimeagen is building a game server thing, I’m building out a metaverse project in rust and want to get an understanding of the architecture.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@chloe21e8 I’ll admit, you’re a very interesting example of what I’m talking about.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@YL_DarkFlow @joshmo_dev He’s working somewhere that is much more lax on what employees say. Especially on matters that one could label as alternative, conservative or right wing.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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🔥 b u i l d 🔥
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@Michael_Druggan @slow5ort I guarantee you that’s not true, and I doubly guarantee you that 99.99% of the dorks on this site aren’t 10% as competent as they’d have to be to get away with that dumb shit in most workplaces.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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i don't want you to experience that. i definitely don't want you to experience that because you decided to speak like a fool online to impress some dudes with anime avatars. it's incredibly hard.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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“Serverless” is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous drugs with the potential to gigafry your brain but is exclusively taken by literal turbojuniors who unironically want to like “simplify their infrastructure” and get oneshotted by a DDoS attack.
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"Ayahuasca" is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous drugs with the potential to gigafry your brain but is exclusively taken by literal turbonormies who unironically want to like "fix the tech debt in the org" and basically get oneshotted by it.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@yacineMTB Reddit is a cesspool for some of the most negative insufferable cunts on the Internet. There is almost definitely an inverse correlation between time spent interacting with Reddit content and most metrics of actual success.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@uwunetes I’m begging all parties involved in this to stop acting like fucking idiot children.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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luckily, i didn't act like a dickhead on the internet, which made an already incredibly hard job search slightly easier. some of ya'll younger folks have never experienced the feeling of "are my lights going to stay on next month?". "is my wife going to have to put groceries.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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we're about to lock in, arriving wednesday
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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hell yeah 29 is gonna be a fun year
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@evacide Lmao I need to “declare” my cryptological service aimed at ensuring confidentiality? Do you need a damn license in Europe to do math on phones now?.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@awawawhoami Also they used the words "brainrot" and "cooked" in the video??.
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@tired_sun_aeiou yep found another one.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@l3d1c @marcel_laska @DmytroKrasun One of the bigger signs that you’re missing the point is that you don’t realize you’re missing the point.
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@t3dotgg Vercel and next made it really easy to put garbage software online. Removal of barriers is good, but it comes with dangers. I feel the same way about bootcamps. We should get more people in software dev, but we should be just as wary about the dangers of serverless as we are.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@FreyaHolmer Syncats error.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@yacineMTB Okay tbf postman makes API testing, especially pentesting, WAY easier. Looking for IDORs and manipulating cookies is a lot easier with Postman if you’re doing bug hunts, for example.
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@AnEmortalKid @t3dotgg lmao snitch tags get a block.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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You are doing absolutely nobody good by getting fired for being an edgelord. You’re not fixing free speech, you’re not pushing back against communism, you will not be remembered as a martyr. You’re literally just making life harder for yourself and putting strain on the already.
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@levelsio @PascalPixel Genuinely don’t understand why any VC’s would fund a free browser. That makes no sense. How tf is a free browser going to get 10x VC style growth?.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@jpalioto more people need to be ambitious, hard working and talented. that's a good thing. acting like an ass on the internet to signal status isn't necessary.
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@IwriteOK Between that and White House tweeting “ban assault weapons” I can rest assured that we haven’t randomly found a New Democrat Party.
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@IwriteOK It wouldn’t surprise me if it was a convenience thing, he just wants it delivered and somebody knew a doc that would deliver “medical grade nitrous” and Kanye fell for it.
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@IwriteOK I like to believe you said “36 or 37” because you don’t actually know your true age or birthdate.
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So far the reasons I've seen online are:.- canonical sucks.- ubuntu is corpoware.- ubuntu is for babies.- arch is 1337.- it's hard ~= it's better.- all the cool people use it. @yacineMTB you do Arch, do you have any non-vibes based reasons to pick it over Ubuntu?.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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I have used Arch before. Was a PITA to set up, but it was alright once it worked. I have used Ubuntu before. Was incredibly easy to set up, experience with it was just as fine. I can be convinced to do an Arch install, I just don't see why.
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@IwriteOK Why do people think mass evacuation situations are roughly akin to the end of the world when we have half a dozen instances of them occurring every summer/fire season?. You’re more likely to need a tire patch kit than a couple dozen rounds of ammunition.
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oh the lunatics are out to play
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@t3dotgg @yacineMTB One of those “pissing contests where everyone gets wet” situations imho.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@yacineMTB british indian ocean territory (BIOT who owns .io) would like a word.
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yeh we cookin
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@evacide one of the many ways that liberals will enable fascists in the name of fighting fascists. "We need to remove online anonymity in order to <protect kids/stop fascist organizing online/fight drugs>, and it's fine because liberals are in power!".*liberals lose power*."oh no".
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@Shinobu_uwu @thdxr Grumpy old man screams at clouds vibes.
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
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@ThePrimeagen I could see right wing bias because people don’t really know how to parse right wing anymore, but how did you manage to get a lefty label.
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@valhalla_dev
mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
@yacineMTB We’ve still got a solid 10 years of being ahead by implementing AI in our swe workflow, safetyists and luddites don’t want us to believe it because they’re behind.
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@valhalla_dev
mitch 🏴‍☠️
6 months
@vxunderground @_xpn_ To be fair, for about 72 hours they were #1 in stopping breaches as one of the few EDRs with a stop rate in the upper 90%.
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@valhalla_dev
mitch 🏴‍☠️
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mitch 🏴‍☠️
4 months
I had my first kid at 24, my second at 26. in college, everything was about the next semester. when I graduated, everything was about the next year. when I had kids, everything became about the next couple decades. your brain zooms out.
@VileTBird
a vile thieving bird
4 months
for the uncs. how have u changed since ur early 20s? like in terms of personality, values, goals. just curious.
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