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hacker, exploit developer @0xud2 @girlfleshchewer

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fuck computer science this counter strike shit is way better
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you’re sharing permanent information with temporary people again, when will you ever learn
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3 months
who needs CSS anyway
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wireshark
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“i need a gf” “i need a bf” what you need is a terminal and a text editor
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Turns out, you can jailbreak grok just by pretending you're Elon Musk.
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i write malware in rust
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okay, hear me out. it's NOT hard to achieve whatever you're pursuing in life. whatever you're trying to do right now, anyone with a braincell and an internet connection can do it. the difference between them and you is that they're taking consistent action every single day.
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your "privacy-friendly" arc browser relies on firebase and logs everything to their servers? (researched with @xyz3va )
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5 months
@nyaathea actually getting the exact same output
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there is literally NOTHING you can’t do. you're just conditioned to think in limitations, locking yourself in a cage built from outdated societal expectations and your own self-doubt. the key to unlocking it lies in embracing chaos as your closest ally, reshaping it into a tool
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3 months
I now have the 10x engineer GitHub profile
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5 months
・ *゚   ・ ゚* ・。 *・。 *.。 。・ Segmentation Fault (Core Dumped) ゚*. 。。 ・ 。 ・゚ 。°*. 。*・。
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@vmfunc
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6 months
>wake up >open twitter >your startup gets slandered for no reason ngmi
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If your website looks like this, absolutely ngmi
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I just broke up with my wife 💔💍 here is what it taught me about diagonal infra scaling:
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@vmfunc
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4 months
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WE GOT IT BACK
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3 months
Everyone, laugh at this kid for stealing my tweet and website.
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1 month
autism fridge
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don’t forget that promise you made to your younger self.
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@gazntyno that’s pure copium
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7 months
please bro just one more prompt in the chain bro, just one more fine-tuned model bro, just one more-
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@anpaure autism
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if you're interesting or if you're building something and want to be added to a discord server, reply to this thread
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4 months
oh by the way this means we can escape any tag now! xss injections are real now @github
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4 months
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WE GOT IT BACK
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3 months
decided to update my resume, it looks much cuter now
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A lot of people asked me stuff like "is this your main resume", or "isn't that exactly what people tell you not to do on a resume" Truth is, I almost never used my resume in a professional context, nowadays if you want a job in tech it all comes down to networking, and I have
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decided to update my resume, it looks much cuter now
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I am starting a war against LinkedIn.
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4 months
heeeaaarr me out.........
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3 months
fuck computers. the computer is not your friend.
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I love @0xud2
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thank god finally
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@molloxx i quitted my studies for cs, we are not the same
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me and @kennethnym were slightly bored.. buttplug support for the rust compiler.
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wtf what’s happening on tpot??
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@_NyTROx @ConfusingImages my brother in christ I am not hearing you out
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@tekbog nah, we make calls to an existing wrapper
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if you want to get better at programming, close your IDE and go solve some math problems. what makes someone good is efficient problem solving capabilities
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@1owroller made it even worse and added a Spotify embed
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hello, it's time for me to say goodbye to all of you, for now at least. i’ve been talking to a few close friends about stepping away from here for a while. they know how much i’ve been struggling. i’ve shared how X used to be a distraction, an escape from everything going on in
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thanks for the discount bro
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this is possible… plz don’t try it guys
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my gf used to be my X replyguy. keep believing in the everything app
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@TheMacSweaty @yacineMTB imagine you're building a lego castle, and there's a secret tunnel (we call it a "vulnerability") that people can use to change things in your castle. in this case, the castle is a github profile, and the sneaky trick uses something called latex (it's like a special language for
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gf doing god's work
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@hursh @xyz3va Hey Hursh! Thanks for being transparent about this. However, how are those logs "unconnected to your identity" if you log the userid in the request? That sounds a little strange to me.
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time to go to bed, ggs, it was a fun ride. will keep experimenting with others but won't keep disclosing this specific thing publicly anymore.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING. JUST OPEN GOOGLE, ENTER SOMETHING, AND LEARN. how hard is it???
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this is what i mean when i tell people that i do ML
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it's actually incredibly amazing how high-level low level languages are
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she’s a 10 but she doesn’t follow the linux kernel coding style
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@dedgrl this vape has 500mbs of ram?????
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surround yourself with people who challenge you, support you, and inspire you to be your best self. your environment can truely make or break your progress. your potential is limitless, but it's up to you to tap into it.
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yes I program in C and I have dog ears and a tail. it's 2001, get over it.
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@trikcode stealing my tweets and website now?
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I love when people follow me for finding vulnerabilities in companies and they realise I used to be a breakcore artist
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I feel like software keeps getting worse... bloated features, new design trends prioritizing looks over usability, and riddled with bugs. if you're building software, take some time to focus on UX, streamline your design, and prioritize performance. your users will thank you.
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they… they don’t know i have 9 thousand followers on x dot com…
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0x engineer
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which website design do you like the most? both are ready for prod
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gm ^-^
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@vin_acct sorry my openai subscription expired
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uneducated people discovering AI will now call any professional looking message "AI-generated" and hate on you based off that. that's called being smart and knowing english, friend.
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side note as people seem to be wondering: doesn't include exact urls
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you know it’s bad when the first person that likes your tweet is the porn bot
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this is how a security researcher looks like btw
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good morning anon, are you still wasting your potential today?
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@makser1939 dead internet theory
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does the server enjoy having their endpoints scanned
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intelligence is a curse. i believe the secret of humanity and human intelligence is its ability to go against all common survival or societal logic to achieve the needs of a single individual in a tribe. what makes someone human is, in fact, not their emotions, their soul, or
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she’s so bad she’s so bad she’s so bad
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@ririxinya @xyz3va yes it is. but you can't publicly claim you care about privacy then do this in my opinion.
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investing on twitter accounts with less than 700 followers until they eventually pop off as planned
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apple please add latex (especially unicode) to imessage so i can get more bounty money
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watch me commit a crime in europe
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WHO DID THIS
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complexity is the enemy, avoid it. a true genius embraces simplicity by focusing on clear and efficient solutions. nowadays people tend to factor code too prematurely, but simplicity and clarity pave the way for brilliance and maintainability
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how did tpot go from genuine professional talk/networking and everyone is genuinely shitposting now
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run as nt authority system
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@Evil_Mog
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you don't need university to pursue computer science
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what else can I say.... the vmcord is just too powerful
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if you send me an email like this how am I supposed to reply man
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this is how i look like when i’m doing an emergency space
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@gozkybrain4u the question doesn't even make sense, the screen seems photoshopped yet 184 people decided it was worth a reply
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@plsno_uwu well they safeguard “enough” to not get legally liable, if that makes sense.
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it is unfortunate for companies that infosec is ran by people with a sense of humour
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@qtnx_ no you need to lock in
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10x engineer mindset
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hey there hacker boy, treat me like your private server
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by the way, for all those coming from the github vuln. I am still looking for a job or consulting! (either as a security researcher or swe). Ideally US-based. hit my DMs if you want to chat!
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guys. javascript is actually amazing.
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cheat developer gf + iOS hacker gf
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i am now unhirable at riot games
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everything is open-source if you can read assembly
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if you don’t write unit tests please kindly pivot to a new career
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you know you've made it when your username has higher SEO than the actual assembly function you named yourself after
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I CANNOT tell you the number of times people have been annoying because I can speak proper english, and it deeply infuriates me.
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Just came across @CyberKaida 's stream and they're building ReVA - an AI-powered reverse engineering assistant!! Definitely amazing stuff, please check it out in replies!!
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