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Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat.
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How Scottie marks his ball now
The best way this can turn out is that this extremely brief glimpse into how average people are treated by police radicalizes Scottie and he starts dropping ACABs in all his press conferences
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When my buddy mentions the golf trip I haven't told my wife about yet in front of her
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✅ couch
✅ golf
✅ pop tart
No paternity test needed
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Billy, this is Collin Morikawa. He's near the top of the rankings in strokes gained overall, approach, and tee to green, and is one of the game's preeminent ball strikers. His only defect is that any more wind than a gentle breeze turns him into a 10 handicap.
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Dude what are you even talking about please go outside
If I showed you this video in 2020 you’d say wow a lot of germs on the trophy and I’d say shut up loser. Then you’d ask if Bryson had a personality transplant. “Simply the best” as he mingles with Jimmy Fallon crowd as Fallon beams with pride. Incredible.
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"and they have this Pizza Tracker that tells you *exactly* when your pizza is ready..."
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Sorry but I have exactly zero problem with this, and I'd have exactly zero problem with it if it had gone the other way and Bryson did this. He doesn't owe us the dancing monkey routine. Everything he owed the audience happened on the course. That goes for every competitor.
Rory McIlroy leaving the clubhouse. He got into his car and drove off.
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Pretty fucked up they made Jason Day take it off when they were perfectly fine with it in '86
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If this gets 1000 likes I'll try this swing on the range tomorrow
Someone forced an AI with the intelligence of a starfish to teach itself how to play golf.
Only three conditions:
- Incentive for generating power
- Incentive for swinging club on plane
- Disincentive for moving club off plane
Here’s the golf swing technique it cooked up 🤣
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My wife: How much did you lose betting on football this weekend?
Me:
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The best way this can turn out is that this extremely brief glimpse into how average people are treated by police radicalizes Scottie and he starts dropping ACABs in all his press conferences
Excelling reporting from
@JeffDarlington
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I can’t believe this is a real thing that is happening.
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Talor Gooch makes a good point. I've been giving him credit for winning LIV last year but it turns out most of the top players weren't in those tournaments, so maybe he actually sucks.
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"They walked him past the paramedic truck and put him into the back of the light-up car and turned the wee-oo wee-oo sounds on" - Dan Rap, probably
Here is video that I took of Scheffler being arrested:
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This woman made me go to 3 separate HOA meetings just to get a fence approved
There was no other option for Davis Thompson other than marrying a woman named Holly Grace. That was his destiny
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Oh no Biden just referred to Hudson Swafford as Harris English
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Every day he tweets something so stupid it makes me long for the stupid thing he tweeted the day before
That first Amen Corner upper decker really is something special. Look forward to it every single year.
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Smoking Malbon golf clothes
🤝
A lot cooler looking if you're hot and in shape
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I feel like they're just making up stats now. Oh shit 10K MOI??? Mine has 4500 megablips of forgiveness, what's the Schrute bucks to Stanley nickels conversion rate on that?
For the first time in our history, we’ve created a driver that’s broken through the 10K MOI barrier (forgiveness).
The Qi10 Max Driver's carbon construction, reinvented head shape, and speed is designed to give you a new feeling off the tee.
Learn more:
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Bob MacIntyre getting interviewed by Amanda Balionis after the win
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Man, he's really taking it hard. Can't blame him I guess.
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Anyone who thinks golf twitter can't get Jay Monahan fired by July 4th should tell it to the Swilcan Bridge patio.
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Maybe the most devastating short downhill left to right breaking putt on the 18th hole missed all year by anyone
“Heartbreak for Hatton” 💔
His missed putt means
@JonRahmOfficial
wins his first LIV Golf League title 🏆
#LIVGolf
@LegionXIIIgc
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If Blockie had Randy Johnson's velocity he'd be an all-star
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@jsinghmlk
Me to my wife before the tournament started: "A public school kid is going to win this thing, I'd bet my life on it."
Me to my wife about 5 mins into your first game: "THAT public school kid is going to win this thing."
Congrats on the win!
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This is Jordan Spieth in D. Guise
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A good way to tell if you're "in touch" with the average golfer is to refer to Winged Foot, Shinnecock, Riviera, and Oakmont as "courses that 'we' play"
Let’s poll caddies at Pinehurst, Pebble, Old Course, Erin Hills, Straits, Kiawah, Winged Foot, Spyglass, Shinnecock, Riviera, Oakmont…courses that “we” play where “they,” the pros & elite ams also play.
Does the public or members hit it too far? Do they overpower the “classic”?
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When Xander collapses today, the Players will officially become the 5th major
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Nobody is forcing you to tweet weirdo shit like this
Peter Malnati is a thespian out there. Anything but dull.
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@peggy00623551
@ElyKreimendahl
Yo if you're dating someone whose wife died, and your expectation is that they "get over it," they're not the problem. Yikes.
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Talking the boys into another golf trip our wives won't be happy about
“We’re gonna listen to some music. We’re gonna drink some beers. … We’re gonna smile, we’re gonna be in this thing together. … And we’re gonna go get one on the road.”
-Jimmy Butler on bouncing back after a loss
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Lou Stagner any time someone takes less than driver off the tee
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Everyone else all week: Sharing legitimately inspirational Max Homa quotes about mindfulness, humility, and self confidence
Dan Rap: "Nah, lemme wait til he says something about drinking that me and the douchebag army I ride with can get fired up about, I'll share that one"
Max Homa on how he'll feel tomorrow:
"I haven't drank in a really, really, really long time, but I've been planning it for Sunday after the Masters, so probably not great."
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Haven't had chills like this since TGL called Morikawa to offer him the spot on LAGC
BREAKING: Vice President Kamala Harris just released the video of her calling Tim Walz to ask him to be her running mate. Retweet to make sure every American sees this wholesome moment.
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Listen, I want it to be known that I'm an
@ImperialHats
visor guy through and through. Full stop.
But we gotta be able to criticize where warranted, and these PGA champ hats....are awful. Just depraved, lunatic behavior here from everyone involved. Please, stop the madness.
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BREAKING: Past-his-prime golfer with persecution complex joins league populated almost exclusively by past-their-prime golfers with persecution complexes
"Hello, haters. I'm back."
-- Anthony Kim 👀🍿
(IG: anthonykimofficial)
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Serious question -- if you replaced Charley Hoffman with the top ranked KFT player for the rest of the year, would anyone notice or care? ✌🏼
Charley Hoffman going OFF on the USGA and PGA Tour after having to take what he felt was an unfair penalty today. “No accountability at any level here. No protection for the players at all. You wonder why guys are wanting to jump ship and go play on another tour.” Woah.
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Zalatoris ass spine angle
The Olympic “pictogram” hats are out.
Here’s golf.
What do we think?
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Trying to get my wife to let me go on a golf trip the weekend of our anniversary
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@KylePorterCBS
"Son, daddy missed your birth for the exact same reason he went to LIV. For money."
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The last time an Alabama competitor got picked for a spot they didn't earn, Europe won 16.5-11.5
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I think if my son grew up and decided he wanted to join a cult or become a terrorist, I'd try to talk him out of it, but I would love him no matter what.
If he came home with his golf clubs in this thing, I'd burn my fingerprints off and live out my days under a fake name.
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See, Talor Gooch, *this* is the type of shit that gives a major an asterisk
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Golf is a walking sport and cart fees should be $100 unless you have a medical waiver
What is the most boomer complaint you have? Mine is I think people take their dogs too many places for my taste and also I think everyone should be more punctual.
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Third coolest motherfucker to ever play golf
This is your annual reminder that Payne Stewart once played in the Masters Par-3 tournament while wearing a tuxedo
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Classy, deadly. I will not apologize for being a Rory Guy™ 🤷🏻♀️
Rory McIlroy responds to Talor Gooch's 'asterisk' comment about The Masters.
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Every time I see Jimmy Walker I'm amazed he hasn't gone to LIV. Maybe they just can't meet his number? ($175 cash and a used Kia Sorrento)
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Scottie shows up to Pinehurst with Defund the Police logos on all his golf shirts
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Last week, a guy told me a story about how a stripper stole $500 out of his pocket while giving him a lap dance in Key West, and he called the cops to try to get it back, and this picture is the only thing I've ever seen that's whiter than that story
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I've lost 10 followers since I posted this. If you saw it and considered unfollowing me but didn't, you should go do that now. I'd rather have zero followers than for even one bigot to get a single second of joy out of my feed. Fuck off and fix your heart, in that order.
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Has anyone ever won 3 illegitimate mickey mouse majors to start their career before? Asking for Collin Morikawa
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Golf viewers: If you don't invest in the stories of young rising stars, nobody will watch your product any more
PGA Tour: Can I interest you in a Charley Hoffman-Ryan Palmer-Zach Johnson roundtable?
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
"I'm still waiting to wake up from the dream."
500 starts later,
@Hoffman_Charley
,
@RyanPalmerPGA
and
@ZachJohnsonPGA
reflect on their PGA TOUR careers so far.
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@acaseofthegolf1
@PGATOUR
rights, but they don't have a monopoly on the stories themselves. Nobody here followed you for the video quality or the insider access. We followed you because you get to the root of something unspoken, and hit the nerve of why we care about these stories in the first place.
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@acaseofthegolf1
@PGATOUR
The curse of the upstart. You identify the market, prove the concept, and the big guy takes your work and runs with it without so much as a thanks.
Fortunately, you know what they don't -- how to really make these stories sing. They may be able to monopolize the video (cont)
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100 likes and
@brysandel
and I will make these with
@kclairerogers
face on them and wear them to the Players
George Kittle showed up to the stadium wearing a shirt with his wife,
@claire_kittle
, on it. ❤️
(via
@NBCS49ers
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This asshole. THIS is the guy you're trying to make the face of your tour? THIS fucking guy?
What a miserable human being.
Full Swing Season 2 is out and I have an inkling that golf fans will get much more out of it than S1.
In the running for my favorite quote is this absolute gem from Justin Thomas at the PGA Champions dinner
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In honor of the PGA Championship kicking off tomorrow, here's a 🧵 of tournament favorites as Succession characters.
**Season 4 spoilers in here** (Don't say I didn't warn you)
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🎶 He’s making a list.
Checking it twice.
Gonna find out who’s naughty and nice.
Mac Daddy Santa Claus is coming to town. 🎶 😎
Merry Christmas from
#TeamTaylorMade
!
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People buying alignment sticks from golf shops will never not be funny to me. Y'all know they're $3 at home depot, right?
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Pissen & Main
Maybe the most uncomfortable looking golf fit I’ve ever seen from the Thunder Bear
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The Grove XXIII is NOT fucking around
BREAKING: Jordan says it is ready to shoot down any drones that violate its airspace
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@RaiTroll
@MargaretFordha5
@peggy00623551
@ElyKreimendahl
That's the thing you are missing here. You don't "move on" from grief, you simply learn ways to live with it. I'm not here to tell people they aren't entitled to remarry because they're going to be grieving in some way forever.
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Silver Lining: This is the push Rory needed to go full heel. Monahan hung him out to dry and embarrassed him. If he doesn't rage-win 3 majors in the next 2 years, what are we even doing here?
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@babs_zone
@oneunderscore__
It's not that deep. Lots of athletes are black. The anti sports thing is just plain ol racism, that's all.
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I know this isn't the point of the video but those pants are a great color, anyone know where I can get those?
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Did he wear his golf clothes to his engagement photoshoot? Did he come directly from a range session and had just enough time to squeeze this in? What is wrong with this guy?
🚨💍📸
#LOOK
— Matt Fitzpatrick and fiancée Catherine Gaal have unveiled their engagement photos ahead of the upcoming wedding.
@MattFitzLegion
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@acaseofthegolf1
Wow I made the regrettable mistake of clicking on Timbo here's profile, and lemme go ahead and warn everyone else that his fashion takes are going to be the least of your issues if you decide to follow suit.
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New logo dropped
Tiger hasn't won a single major and has missed the cut in 2/3 of the majors he's played since switching to this logo.
#Facts
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I take it all back. This is real journalism. A picture of a guy sitting down, 3 days after the fact. Medill finally delivered. Biggest possible J.
On Saturday of the PGA Championship, Alejandro Tosti was shooting a million. On the par-4 12th he’d just missed long of the green, chipped into a bunker, blasted out to 8 feet and missed the putt. Double bogey. That dropped him to +8 for the round on a day when everyone took it
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@robertjhunt
If you lose the fight, send me the sign and I'll put it up. My HOA is extremely annoying and would DEFINITELY pick a fight about this. It can be like a sisterhood of the traveling pants type thing where anyone who loses the HOA battle has to pass it on.
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This saga only ends one way. Can't wait for Texas A&M to end the speculation and announce Coach Blockie
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@minakimes
He's great at all the things you can't teach, but unfortunately he's terrible at all the things you can.
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@TheGhostofhogan
@ShaneRyanHere
God forbid you support writers for the high cost of <checks notes> 3 dollars
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@acaseofthegolf1
I hope she sees this because that woman is probably under 65 and you calling her 80 is going to absolutely CRUSH her
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How is it that they even make shorts too small for Akshay? What size are those? Youth medium? The skinniest dude on earth shouldn't need crisco to get into his shorts. Live a little, Akshay.
Here’s a good face on of Akshay roasting a mini driver off the deck.
It’s such a unique shot that I’m not quite used to seeing. Most seem to come out like a low-ish, flat cut. Apex somewhere around 70 ft I think.
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Hey JT, journalists aren't here to "bring positivity and good stories to grow the game of golf." You're thinking of PR guys. Hope this helps!
@KylePorterCBS
@AlanShipnuck
I’d like to speak on behalf of a lot of Tour players and say we’re sick of
@AlanShipnuck
doing what he does. Bring positivity and good stories to help grow the game of golf, not try and make money bashing guys, earning zero trust, with a lot of incorrect information. Ridiculous
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@NicoPaezGolf
Hey bro you can either follow me and chirp me or keep not following me and go away, but not following me and continuing to sass me is not on the menu
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If you're flying through O'Hare, I signed these two paperback copies of PHIL by
@AlanShipnuck
at the Barbara's Bookstore by gate E5. Get em while supplies last!
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Generally speaking, most things Will Zalatoris does with the putter should be banned from golf at all levels.
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@practicalgolf
Confirmation bias. Ball can go 50 yards offline at the range but look good in the air and the brain goes "Cool, good shot."
50 yards offline on the course is a re-tee half the time.
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@MargaretFordha5
@peggy00623551
@ElyKreimendahl
I took it to mean she was sick of hearing about the dead wife, but I will admit I only took it that way because that's what the words in the tweet actually said. So 🤷🏻♀️
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Is it...is it rocks?
Scientists discover Stonehenge is constructed from a nearly indestructible material
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