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People call me W. Terrible driver - both on and off the course. A box of ziti = $1000. Golf should be fun.
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It’s our first day of the golf trip, we’re playing 36 tomorrow - let’s take it easy tonight
The next morning:
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Teenage me: “My parents never realize when I come home stoned.”
How I look going downstairs for snacks:
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Looking over my friend’s shoulder as he tallies up the scores to see if I broke 100
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Hey boo
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Justin Thomas when he found out he made 30 million dollars just for being Tiger’s friend
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Two dudes I completely trust to make sure the clubs get on and off the plane safely
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When my only good drive of the day was in front of strangers letting me play through
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Keegan Bradley doing AimPoint from 2 feet is excruciating to watch
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No but we grieve for Rory
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Tiger looks like a man who gave up sex - and ironically, the only thing that can stop Scottie Scheffler is the fact that he didn’t
I believe the only person who can stop Scottie Scheffler at this point is Meredith Scheffler.
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Jason Day is in a hazmat suit today? Can’t tell if he’s preparing for another pandemic or to cook meth
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CNN bringing on Dan Rap to represent the sport is somehow the most criminal act of the day in golf
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“Let’s get the guy who spent his career marketing the inferior cola product. He’ll understand us.”
LIV Golf has made former PepsiCo exec Adam Harter its new chief marketing officer.
Harter led Pepsi’s sponsorship of the Super Bowl halftime show as well the brand’s sponsorship of LeBron James:
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Valhalla vs Pinehurst
We’ve got a certified proper test on our hands. End of story. Well done,
@USGA
. 🥹👏🙏
Also, pro golf should never stage another event in Louisville again. Valhalla: NEVER AGAIN. We only get four of these a year, we can’t be wasting them.
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Scottie and Nelly are on the ultimate heater. Meanwhile Jon Rahm skulked away and disappeared into obscurity. What a difference a year makes.
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Sam Bennett should be put in jail for wearing these egregious joggers
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PGA Tour players checking their mail tomorrow
Tomorrow, PGA Tour players are expected to find out how much equity they'll receive in PGA Tour Enterprises.
In other words, how much $$$ their loyalty has been worth.
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Greller giving Jordan Spieth a ride home after another missed cut
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NBC executive
Mind blowing that a tv station called Golf Channel only shows 3 hours of coverage. Cool.
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Based on these pants, Brooke Henderson is going to be the next member of Good Good
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All I know is pain
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“Not this shit again” - Jim Nantz (probably)
Apparently Taylor and Travis are going to be strolling through Augusta National this weekend.
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Any LIV player wearing their team gear at the Masters should be escorted off the property immediately and taken to the Pine Barrens
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Blockie is kicking off the PGA Championship with the first tee time of the day. Please make it stop.
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My mental health as a Jordan Spieth fan
Jordan Spieth is a DQ for signing an incorrect scorecard at the Genesis Invitational. Signed for a 3 on the fourth hole, made a 4
It's chaos at Riviera
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A second Spieth has hit the PGA Tour
Sahith might be the new Spieth. Refuses to hit a fairway. Been living in the pine straw all day. Making pars from places he should not. Somehow -3 . Anything but boring
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I’m hearing tomorrow’s PGA Tour player meeting regarding LIV is going to be a banger. Supposedly everything is on the table, from major championship boycotts to Monahan’s future to a larger compromise. And Tiger M.F. Woods is expected to fly in to provide counsel/bully/cajole.🍿
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LIV announces a partnership with Google to show every shot.
Meanwhile on the PGA Tour:
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Johnson Wagner when he sees this
We’ve done our best to prepare you for this moment. Add it to the Tosti Tales!
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Lucas Glover vs the sun
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Rory’s putting. Spieth’s joggers. Brian Harman’s waggles. The 2023 Open Championship.
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Huge season incoming from Hovland. Soon the whole nation will be forced to dress like him under the new Viktatorship
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He already did. It was announced on Fox News last year
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The Block Party has officially broken contain with video of Blockie in the shower
Follow Michael Block through a very busy day at Valhalla ahead of the
@PGAChampionship
. 😃
#PGAChamp
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@scpga
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@ZitiDoggsGolf
He beat 13 of the 54 LIV players. Not bad. LIV players have beaten Scottie many times in the past 2 years.
But you avoided my point. Scottie is winning on a glorified Korn Ferry tour. No way to spin it.
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I went to the Museum of Natural History today and they already have a Sun Day Red exhibit
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The reason Talor Gooch refuses to attempt qualifying for the US Open
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Think about how Jordan Spieth would somehow find a way to make par from here
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Tiger, Rory, Spieth, Scottie, Brooks, Rahm, JT, Xander, Max, and….
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Lucas Glover vs the sun
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Scottie missing this putt was the best thing that could happen to his chances at The Masters. The probability of winning 4 in a row is too daunting - now he starts with a clean slate and has a great chance of coming in 2nd to Jordan Spieth
To force a playoff ...
A narrow miss by Scottie Scheffler whose bid to win three straight falls one shot short
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Bryson is insufferable
Bryson and his goofy nonsense leading the charge to “Grow The Game” is good because we found a surefire way to turn people off and
#ShrinkTheGame
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You’ll never guess what happened after I tweeted this
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New rule: If you hit the pin on an approach it’s an automatic tap-in regardless of where the ball ends up
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Yeah. A stud who loves Extra Toasty Cheez Itz
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With Ernie winning yesterday and The Masters quickly approaching, I can’t help but recall this trauma. Is there a putting sequence worse than this?
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I dare you to tell me with a straight face this looks good
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Golf is collapsing on itself. I’d like to issue a statement on behalf of all fans to LIV, Rahm, Phil, Greg Norman, Jay Monahan, PGA Tour leadership, and whoever else needs to hear it
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I don’t want to get ahead of myself but is Blockie Mania finally over???
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My good friend is 30. In shape, over 6 feet tall, makes millions of dollars, and has 7 green jackets.
He’s consistently told he’s not good enough and has already peaked. Some people call him “just a guy” and question his greatness.
Modern society is broken.
Good friend is late 20's. In shape, makes over $300k/year, has a condo overlooking a great downtown. Well over 6’ tall, and from a rich family.
He gets consistently ghosted, ignored for days, or is told after a date or two that "this isn't working."
Modern women are broken.
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I hope someone falls in the water tomorrow… Johnson Wagner will have to do it for the bit
now Johnson Wagner is recreating Rory McIlroy's pine straw punchout in the dark. just blocked one off a tree and into the water! on a heater this week
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Daniel Berger Walter from Big Lebowski
🤝
being the only people who
give a shit about the rules
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