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@therchmage

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I made armor out of Magic cards. He/Him. Raven Class. EDH decks:

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This dumb idiot has NO IDEA what’s about to happen to him
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@KLDVComedy If you see someone shoplifting, no you didn’t.
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@wrmrx @public I’m eager to see if it’s solid bronze. Maybe someone could test it?
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@lindsey_s555 Lol, your store sucks
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@X_sequitur @ToadMcGuff @cisjender When a Magic: the Gathering card perfectly captures your mood
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@EmilyZFeng This sounds exactly like what The United States did to Native Americans for 100s of years.
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@thiagoklafke Solidarity forever, unionize all jobs.
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@DerrickXWMG They usually aren’t. You’re mistaken.
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@jetvet1975 @nineinchnails Imagine being a fan of comics, but planning to vote for a villain
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Still out of work, buy cards to help me pay bills? RTs greatly appreciated, and I have more for sale, just ask! #MTGBuySell #EDH #Commander
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@JudithGWhite @mmaltaisLA @USATODAY Lolol, your kids can’t go to preschool without proof of vaccination.
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@SpaghettiRonin @wizards_magic Hell yeah! I always hated taking out the trash, and now it takes ITSELF out!!!
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@jonyo1316 I bet you breathe through your mouth loudly and tip 5%
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@neigan10 @X_sequitur @ToadMcGuff @cisjender This is a card from the game Magic: the gathering, the original trading card game that debuted in 1993
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@ghirapurigears “Are you playing a game of Magic: the Gathering? Here, have a reward.“
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“Are you SURE you want to target my Trop Island?” “Yes” “Ok, that’s exactly what I wanted.” “What THE HELL is that card?” #EDH #Commander
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@Rebell_Lily Can’t disagree more, JL has never facilitated diversity and creativity. The fewer autoincludes the better
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@morgane_fay @ghirapurigears I traded in a foil at the Prerelease and got a Revised Taiga
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Laid off from work sales post, bottom row is foil, RTs appreciated! #EDH #Commander #MTGBuySell #MTG
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@ChrisLeon98 You shouldn’t talk.
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@FlowwerFae Always a fan of Spice8Rack’s responses about people like this.
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@DennisAndSpace I can’t wait to see you say more dumb stuff on Twitter and then delete your tweet out of cowardice
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@wolftreeMtg Lol. What a terrible take. Print foils that don’t curl. That’s it, that’s the solution.
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@depthofend Constantly. Just because you’re not observant doesn’t mean the propaganda is absent
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@VitoComedy Magic is a game for players, value shouldn’t have anything to do with it.
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@maro254 I asked the room, “Is a mask a hat?” Discussion ensued.
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@ManaCurves Untap with this once, and you’ll be amazed
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@SaffronOlive Makes absolutely no sense as a reprint, needs a cowboy hat
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@BilltheCatGuy1 Lol, braindead take
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@ghirapurigears I love these people. I once saw someone reply to @SheldonMenery with, “Who is this guy and why should we care?” in an EDH Facebook group
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@Grubblethorn1 My sorting method is Start sorting, give pets File by set alphabetically, give pets Give pets
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@mtggirl_ Put up pictures of you with @maro254
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This man is professionally charming. It’s what I aspire to be
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@danaroach Bind on Krosan Verge was pretty brutal
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I forgot to post my two favorite photos from #Gencon Posing in armor with @GavinVerhey was a treat, and I finally got to meet @SheldonMenery and thank him for banning Paradox Engine
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@ghirapurigears I like Lance a lot. Best character from King Arthur.
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@FoxNoctom Nobody seems to be mad at me for destroying WAY more cards🤷🏼‍♂️
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@darkrevamtg @FlossdnParadise @Spice8Rack This is a bad take, and you should be ashamed of yourself
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@SBS0311 Biden barely got elected, if ever there was a time for a bold choice, it was against Trump.
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@CubeApril Doesn’t dark ritualist already exist?
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Best part of this episode was when @ghirapurigears shouted out this hidden gem I LOVE!
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Today on Casual Magic, the incredibly cool and erudite @Sci_Phile ! We have a fantastic chat covering high power commander, content creation, and more
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@JamieGump Tank Sen. Sanders
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@maro254 “No reason”
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All cards are free shipping in bubble mailer w/ tracking. Retweets appreciated! Bloom Tender: $50 WWK Mind Sculptor: $80 Judge Acad Demonic Tutor: $80 Promo Crucible: $50 Foil MM Snapcaster: $70 Judge Vampiric Turor: $70 Foil MM Sword of Fire and Ice: $110 Foil FRF Ugin: $90
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@filthymtgcasual Nobody expects the response
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@aquahtaez Maybe they can get a sponsorship from OxyContin
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@AshlenRose You are very tall, that’s you on the right. I’m dressed as Nissa.
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Sarkhan the Mad is now Sarkhan the happy #mtgstrixhaven
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@madiganBurke @robertloerzel I think people are really attracted to the story
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What do you mean, I’m CLEARLY indicating my Planeswalker’s loyalty #EDH #Commander
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@ManaCurves @ghirapurigears This is my alter by the phenomenal @klug_alters it’s stunning, and based off of Alphonse Mucha’s work
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@RhysticStudies Any deck featuring this cute lil- fella
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@CascadianGrimd1 I really hate that people don’t know about this, the US PS used to be profitable
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@wrmrx @public Maybe if it’s exposed to heat we can figure it out?
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@BenS_MTG Hes very free-speech until someone posts a video showing flaws in his product
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@LostNotAtSea As I 6’5” bi man, I want my women tall and my dudes tiny. I love me an elegant Amazon and a Short King.
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Opened my Collector’s Box
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@NorsemenO That depends, does his last name indicate he is untrustworthy?
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@SaffronOlive There is no other. She’s a versatile threat, cheaper than 6 mana and was used in multiple high-level decks. Also, her Judge Promo is gorgeous
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@MythicMeebo The Venn diagram of people who think capitalism is awesome and who hate this video is a circle
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@SonRebell @wizards_magic Planechase is such a fun, underappreciated variant. I wish more people knew about it
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@JasonEAlt Let me explain how #MTGFinance works. 1. See spoiler for Ral Zarek 2. Buy 50 Copies of Krark’s Thumb 3. Profit 7 years later
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@Chosler If this is Regular REL, the actual ruling should be: resolve Creativity, make deck legal again, play on. Comp REL should be game loss.
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@ghirapurigears It does so much more than people realize. My first glimmer of love was realizing I could untap my opponent’s Vedalken Shackles and mess up their combat
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@kompreya Sounds like a budget deck, or an inexperienced player, or someone I’d rather play magic with than you. Way to be edgy
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@RhysticStudies I know this is kind of tangential, but I always thought this creature had flying
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@ghirapurigears The Future Sight Cycle! These four and Graven Cairns
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@Henryz_mom Match the speed of those around you. It’s safer.
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@LizbethEden POV: You’re 6’5” taking a mirror selfie in a restaurant
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@TarmoKat I’m a bit biased
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@wizards__magic Why would they print this card? It’s trash! I like this one way better
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@MarkWhittington No Musk fan understands Star Trek.
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@heathercampbell All this time and Heather turns out to be a wife guy
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