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Every Sunday, my cohort and I hijack the EDHRECast Twitch account to brew a deck and give away prizes. Hang out, the fun starts at 7 EST
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"OK, I just turned 18, what do I do now?"
"Easy. Decide what job you want to do for the rest of your life and borrow $50,000 to learn how to do it. If you don't get that job, you still owe the money.
"Yikes. Can I have a beer while I think about it?
"Fuck no, you're just a kid"
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@GalinCali
@RepPaulMitchell
Imagine being able to work "nearly full-time" to pay for college and saying "I'm going to make it my mission to make sure my kids have to pay 10 times as much"
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Don't let the stupid shit Hasbro is doing distract you from the amazing shit R&D is doing
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@discourseNchill
@SecretOfCrypto
If a Princeton grad whose parents can cut him a 6-figure check can do it, so can you!
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This one is for like 5 of you
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In Magic: the Gathering, the players are represented by two separate but equally important groups: the play design team who designs the cards and the competitive play team who has to ban those cards two weeks later. These are their stories
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Thank God we spent a quadrillion dollars fighting in the middle east for 2 decades to keep them from coming here and instituting Sharia Law. It would be a shame if a radical religious group got to control our lives
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WELCOME TO HELL WHERE FORGOTTEN REALMS PREVIEWS START BEFORE YOU EVEN HAVE MODERN HORIZONS PRODUCT IN YOUR HANDS
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Apply for the CAG vacancy today! There's no money, but people will tell you they want you to die because of decisions you had no part in
A statement regarding my resignation from the Commander Advisory Group:
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My entire twitter feed is full of disparate groups of people all overwhelmingly happy for Autumn Burchett and how their win makes them feel represented. I can't think of a better outcome for Magic as a game and I couldn't be happier for everyone who feels more included today
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@Bubrub23
@michelliefoo
@newyorkanu_gurl
@phinneas8052
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Voter fraud is practically nonexistent and it's exaggerated to justify putting measures into place that overwhelmingly disenfranchise poor voters who tend to vote Democrat
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My wife is using the word "mansplaining" incorrectly and I don't know what to do about it
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I'm still laughing about Seb McKinnon. Motherfucker could have just ridden the wave of being Magic's most beloved artist for like a decade and instead he gets like a year in and says "people need to know every one of my opinions sucks shit" and that is just so goddamn funny to me
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I'm not a fan of how often products are released, but WotC using Concordant Crossroads to sell a secret lair and as soon as pre-orders are over, announcing it's in 2x2 is the first time I've actually felt like WotC wanted me to go fuck myself
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Has anyone considered that EDH is the most popular format because it's the only one that doesn't make you wake up at 8 in the goddamn morning for deck registration
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Thank God they're only releasing 4 sets this year because last year they released 100
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Hollywood about to learn all of the wrong lessons from The Dungeons and Dragons movie. It's good because it's funny and the script is good. We don't need a Hasbro cinematic universe, just pay more for writers and less for Chris Pratts. That's it. It's not the IP, it's the script
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The only thing Wizards should be increasing by 11% is the amount of time between products
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Fervent Charge is $1,000,000 because in an Isshin deck it gives your creatures +4/+4 which reaffirms my assumption that no one in the mtg finance community has ever played even one game of EDH
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You don't have to ban things from Pauper if you just change the rarity of them. Today's B&R could have simply said "All that Glitters is now gold"
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Is your LGS selling the Brawl decks for under $30? Support your LGS. They could bust them for singles very easily and we need to reward LGSs who do the right thing in the face of a huge profit incentive. Are they gouging? They're $20.99 at Target
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I don't love Magic anymore and I don't know if I ever will again. They beat me. I give up.
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Just a reminder that the guy who drove into a pile of people in Seattle, shot the guy who tried to pull him out of his car and pointed his gun at a crowd of people made bail but the guy who videotaped the cop macing the 8-year-old was denied bail for "using a laser pointer"
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Magic Players: I sometimes get Ral Zarek and Dack Fayden confused. They look really similar.
Wizards: We hear you loud and clear and we think we have a solution
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Can't wait for Haley Joel Osment to write a diss track about Anna Kendrick
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I want to do a Gordon Ramsey style
#mtgfinance
show where I pick a random person bitching about the cost of Magic on twitter, go to their house and pick a bunch of $3 tokens out of their bulk while I yell at them
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I've been tweeting hardcore libtard stuff for like 6 years and I never lost more followers in a week than I lost today for tweeting "fuck guns." I guess what I'm saying is that I am fine with the trash taking itself out
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I am muting the phrase "Star Wars" and not because I don't want to see Rise of Skywalker spoilers but because I keep seeing people I respect ranking every Star Wars movie and not having Rogue One in their top 5 and it's making me insane
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The most batshit part of the
@edhrec
April Fool's Day prank is learning how many people in the Magic community think designing an algorithm to analyze and quantify the power level of a decklist and designing a fake webform that always says "7" take the same amount of work
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I was much happier when Wizards was ignoring EDH. Seeing 5 Commander 2020 decks announced on top of the Ikoria and Brawl decks fills me with such a sense of foreboding.
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I'm really shocked that Jimmy didn't infi combo out their highest profile guest to date super early in the game because I also have no sense of what makes compelling programming or social skills
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Nothing is better than finishing a new deck and hearing the riffle of brand new sle- SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
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"Farmers would rather let expensive fruit rot and shame consumers for not overpaying for it than pump supply into the market a lower the price" isn't as sexy a headline
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Picked up some supplies to mail out some Kaldheim foils
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@kassetband
@DackStevon
Burger King said they didn't like homophobes and Christians couldn't wait to tell on themselves
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"DID YOU PAY 2? DID YOU PAY 2? DID YOU PAY 2? YOU LIKE THIS YOU BLUE MAGE ASSHOLE? THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. DID YOU PAY 2?" - White deck players, soon
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@lousav760
@elektrotal
Claiming a mask will traumatize your children but active shooter drills are fine
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My enjoyment of this superlative product is hampered considerably by their asinine decision to wedge these previews between Dr Who and Ixalan
We begin this broadcast with a look at our Scrappy Survivors deck.
Scavenging for tools, food, and allies in the post-nuclear apocalypse. Suit up your creatures with Auras and Equipment!
And don't underestimate man's best friend!
#MTGxFallout
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Rogue One is the best Stat Wars movie and it's not close
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This is my least favorite Magic card
Every time I say this control players get real mad, but Farewell is a stupid card that should not have been printed the way it was. "One or more" is egregious, and exile is backbreaking.
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I never got into Brawl because I don't like the idea of not being able to play my cards after a year. That's why I prefer EDH - an eternal, non-rotating format where 90% of the staples were printed after 2018
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@DaveLuty
@EmmaSkies
@Surgoshan
@BillZoeker
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Whoever designed this dress needs 10 minutes in the shaming chair
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@ghirapurigears
It sucks that WotC noticed their most popular format was the one they weren't focusing on and their response was to focus on it
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@dunnnhltalk
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How about between "is a bigot" and "is not a bigot" and everyone on one side of the line doesn't get to own a hockey team? Was that hard?
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Kids are so stupid. My 3 year old cried for 20 minutes because I wouldn't let her take her favorite Pokemon doll in the shower with her. How dumb would I have to be to let her take an electric type pokemon in the shower?
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Magicspoiler posting Splinter Bin's fake Marsh Flats is painful to me as a content creator but hilarious to me on every other level
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I can excuse ensnaring angels and basically melting them down into a drug, but what asshole is giving a trombone player a solo?
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I have some even better tweets about
#NetNeutrality
but you have to pay $5.99 a month to access them
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Imagine making 190 Commander precons every year and not making a Werewolf deck for the Werewolf set.
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If you schedule a meeting on a Friday afternoon, go fuck your entire self. If you email the phrase "Hey I checked outlook to see when you were all available and you were all free Friday at 4:30 PM" your computer should explode and kill you
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Magic content creation is fun and all, but you'll never write an article, record a podcast or produce a video that gets more upvotes on /r/magictcg than a guy who points out that oversized cards fit in a snot medicine box and you're going to have to be OK with that
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What the hell is this card and why did no one tell me that this was a card?
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I for one am shocked that a woman who wrote books about a jock who is never held accountable for violating his school rules and eventually grows up to be a cop would turn out to be a shitty person with regressive views
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MaRo confirmed today that EDH is Magic's most-played constructed format. In honor of this news, what's your
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Mine is that I found myself having way more success trading with EDH players and made a few decks so I could show up to EDH night to trade. What's yours?
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My daughter made a fart noise at the dinner table and I laughed so now she makes a fart noise 30 times every time we eat dinner even though it wasn't even funny the second time and it's honestly the perfect metaphor for how WotC prints full art basics
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@smart_fool
@migizikwe_
Thanks for the post, doctor, but you're needed in surgery right away
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Good news, everyone- Halo isn't a drug. It's a kind of material like aether. It's is harvested from the divine power of angels and dried into a powder. If you want to pretend there is some sort of parallel between hard drugs and some sort of dust from angels, that's your baggage
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To everyone bitching about Marvel changing the Punisher logo - this is why
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Hasbro laying off WotC employees instead of sticking to their unproductive sectors is just another great example of how CEOs aren't any smarter than the rest of us, we just pretend they are so we can pretend we'll be one someday
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Mox Amber shouldn't tap for Mana, it should give you an energy. Everyone knows that Amber is the color of energy
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Bad news, everyone. A journalist said the AR in AR-15 stood for "assault rifle" and according to the rules of political debates, that means we have to keep letting people shoot us and not pass any legislation. We'll try to get it right for next week's mass shooting
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All of my Magic friends are at a superspreader event and I'm pretty bummed out about it
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Non-finance people will open a $7 foil in a booster and excitedly tweet about how good their box was because they got the one card they wanted and I'm starting to think I'm the one who's doing it wrong
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Any hedge fund that lost a lot of money shorting stocks should not be ignored by the government. They should get a one-time payment of $1,400 to help them through these hard times
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It doesn't matter how much water you carry for the ruling class, you are still as expendable as the rest of us
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@Phrewfuf
@The_Matador_X1
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Lower-IQ males tended to react negatively to processes they don't understand whereas higher-performing males responded more positively to tweets about the scientific process
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@IwriteOK
Rangers aren't EXACTLY cops, and saying "ARAB" is pretty fraught so let's give em a pass
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Everyone makes fun of me for blocking people, but I didn't see a single negative comment about the Secret Lair that was revealed today and maybe blocking shitty people is good, actually
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Only 10 of the 20 total gates are legal in a Nine-Fingers Keene EDH deck and if we had more than 48 hours to look at these cards before spoiler season kicked off, I would have noticed what terrible design that was for an EDH-focused set much sooner
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It's the year 2024. Every Magic card has 39 different versions per set. Listing cards for sale on websites is backlogged by 9 months with teams working in shifts listing 24/7. Cabal Coffers still hasn't been reprinted
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Some kid dressed as Thanos just reached into the bowl and took half of the candy and I'm not even mad
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Every post on /r/magicthegathering right now is absolute gas. Everyone is posting a ton of good digital alters that they would have gotten banned for posting before. It's crazy that the main sub used to be nothing but noob questions and mana symbol cupcakes because 1 guy sucked
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handling of Lee Shi Tian, regardless of their motive, is an example for all gaming companies moving forward. I'm proud to be part of this game
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@ashby497
@MTGPackFoils
@wizards_magic
I know. I kind of expected them to solve the whole thing with a tweet over a Holiday weekend and they couldn't even get that right.
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How many "free healthcare and college for everyone"s is 1.4 trillion dollars? Don't let anyone ever tell you healthcare for all is too expensive when they'll piss that away on a plane no one asked for that doesn't fucking work
Devastating report by former head of DOD test and evaluation says the F-35, which has already cost $100 b over 25 years & would cost $1.4 trillion to buy and operate, still can't fulfil its basic missions. Undeniable proof DOD is about private profit.
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@ItsDanSheehan
i NeVeR eVeN iNtErAcTed WiTh HiM
I know a bad take factory when I see one a mile away
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It's occurring to me that following me on Twitter must be weird. You follow me for takes about Magic and all of my retweets are about politics because twitter is full of good tweets about politics and just terrible, idiotic tweets about Magic
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