After three weeks of keeping this a secret, I’m thrilled to share that TCO said yes to my proposal!
Had to surprise her when she tagged along during a work trip
Excited for this new chapter together
@thechosenone_PI
I am on my second British tv series in a week.
Until further notice, shit is now “shite” bruh/bro is now “bruv” and all my enemies are wankers.
Thanks for viewing my bulletin💂🏼🫡
I know this account is new, but what can I do to support
@privateinequity
more while still making fun of him!!
We need a healthy burn to love ratio!
But I still gotta secure the 💍
It’s wedding dress shopping day
#1
!
I rushed out the door hungover to get my hair done and
@privateinequity
surprise door dashed me food 😭🥹
Love you Pookie
85% of the vendors left our conference early because they don’t want to waste their whole Saturday traveling.
This is the line between those who want to grow their territory and link up with practitioners vs those who just punch a clock.
Whenever
@privateinequity
starts going on about Midwestern industrial businesses and something to do with management presentations, I'm like, "Seriously, what on earth are they even presenting?" 🤷♀️💅
#ConfusedButCute
@veggie_pack
@Garrath_R
2/ THE AUDACITY OF FREE CONSULTANTS
Firstly, do not use your process as a filter for new ideas. I thought ghosting recruiters was the nadir!
This isn't a grey area. It's wrong!
We have made many amazing connections here.
@sarah_cone
solved my data problem with a referral.
@skylarromines
I’ve been doing weekly spray tans since my nickname in jr high was “albino”
@privateinequity
loves my pale skin but I often feel the same way as you! A tan just makes me feel more confident 😌
Use my workplanning template
Set up a weekly email process
Report out on your work planning template in the weekly email
If you do this every week , no one can steal your credit
And it’s not bragging because it’s your process
This one idea is how I succeed in tough orgs
Do you turn your lights off when you’re not currently in the room? When you leave the house?
I was raised in a “turn off the light when you leave” household but as an adult I’ve realized some people weren’t constantly reprimanded for being wasting electricity
What you want to happen in your life, most likely isn’t. Some things will be better..some much worse. But don’t think so far into the future that you miss out on enjoying your day to day life.
Focus on making a better you TODAY so that you can be better prepared for tomorrow🌅
I know this account is new, but what can I do to support
@privateinequity
more while still making fun of him!!
We need a healthy burn to love ratio!
But I still gotta secure the 💍
GRUNGE MUSIC & THE PRIVATE EQUITY SUCCESSION PROBLEM
The situation now is comparable what happened to 1990s grunge
You had your A bands and your A players Think Nirvana, Soundgarden, and Pearl Jam are equivalent to Kravis & Schwartzman
As they handed over the reigns or
Me listening to
@privateinequity
respond to 200 DMs with a 30 second voice note to each one would be much more annoying if I wasn’t using my
@Dyson
air wrap
This one I agree about. He has his attorneys involved…
He’s never been more passionate about something than “destroying the grifter model”
He’s not sleeping … It’s a vision-quest for him
He is white boarding and having 2 am calls
It’s turning into an obsession
1/ Office Opener Announcement!
In honor of our LeverUp launch, and as a thank you to the overwhelming response we have gotten...
You Are Invited!
We are thrilled to announce the grand opening of Swaney Group Capital’s new office and would be honored to have you join us for
1/ ARE YOU INTERESTED IN JOINING THE SGC TEAM?
We are hiring 10 Directors & Associate Directors this year. 1 is signed & 1 has final round interview tonight. 2 more in the pipeline
APPLICATION LINKS BELOW!
Here is our approach to development
Is there a good way to increase my spice tolerance?? (Besides the obvious ones)
My nose running from Panera corn chowder is the straw that broke the camels back 🙃🌶️🥵
Help us design Swaney Group Capital & Lever Up ®️HQ
Move in mid May
Top Floor - Morgan Stanley Tower - Down Town St Pete
We are leaning into the gears theme and going “steam punk” motif for the industrials feel
Please send cool ideas for Nick knacks etc
Time to gear up, Rockville! Your passes are now on the way to you, and we're just 41 days out from the biggest rager in Daytona! Don't have your pass yet? We got you. There's still time to join the party; both Weekend and Single-Day Passes are up for grabs, but they're flying
1/ OPS VP's GUIDE TO DECISION RIGHTS AT AN ASSET
Ever had a plant manager spend 50K when you didnt have it to spend? Yup, I def have.
Here's how you control that process while giving freedom to execute!
Repost, like, comment for the full 20 slide document!
@fallen_icarus_
@SWENGDAD
I say this often. Once you become my “home” it doesn’t matter how much money or success we have. My happiness is being in the comfort of my person. And my dog. lol
AN OPEN LETTER TO INVESTMENT BANKING LEADERSHIP
In the wake of the
@BankofAmerica
death, I have been asked to comment on this dozens of times.
Ostensibly, it is because we employ 85% former service members.
There are some tactical things that can be done to alleviate this
@AllyTaft
@privateinequity
Seeing
@privateinequity
so happy helping folks and connecting with amazing people like you just warms my heart... and oh, he mentioned you're an absolute warrior, by the way! 💕🌟
2/2
we are going to do 2-3 more of these in 2024
We will NEVER charge for any of our content… the entire system is open source
Here are the winners
Post and reshare to your network
1/ It’s time to LEVERUP this May…
This May, elevate your career with the
#LeverUpChallenge
!
Join us at Swaney Group Capital and our podcast, LeverUp®️, as we dive into the world of inorganic entrepreneurship, finance, and private equity.
Whether you're aiming to sharpen your
As a child I literally thought music artist’s “farewell tour” was something they did as soon as they found out they were about to die
Like I’ll be ☠️ in a few months better tell everyone bye and sing a couple songs
😂🙃
FIRM LIFE: CORE VALUES ARE OUR CREED
One of our core values is fun... we work too hard not to enjoy ourselves.
Going as a team to see Creed in the fall!
Credit:
@thechosenone_PI
's idea
CC:
@the_P_God
1/ RESPONSE TO MY MOST FREQUENT QUESTION
I have gotten this question 35x in the last 3 months: What do you think of the Contrarian Thinking course?
I was going to avoid it until I saw this post.... Lets dive in
#leverup
#privateequity
credit:
@veggie_pack
@Garrath_R