The Chosen One
@thechosenone_PI
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Medical device sales. Basic blonde… with dreadlocks. The entire purpose of the account is to troll @privateinequity (stolen from @alissawalsh21 ) #LEVERUP
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I’m getting wifed up to my best friend 🥹❤️
After three weeks of keeping this a secret, I’m thrilled to share that TCO said yes to my proposal!
Had to surprise her when she tagged along during a work trip
Excited for this new chapter together
@thechosenone_PI
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I am on my second British tv series in a week.
Until further notice, shit is now “shite” bruh/bro is now “bruv” and all my enemies are wankers.
Thanks for viewing my bulletin💂🏼🫡
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I secured it 😂😂😂
I know this account is new, but what can I do to support
@privateinequity
more while still making fun of him!!
We need a healthy burn to love ratio!
But I still gotta secure the 💍
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It’s wedding dress shopping day
#1
!
I rushed out the door hungover to get my hair done and
@privateinequity
surprise door dashed me food 😭🥹
Love you Pookie
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It’s been so hard to keep quiet 🤐
Excited for this official announcement 🥰
Announcement Two
Thanks so much for the support!
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My own version when I left my friends in Louisiana for Florida 😅
One of our lawyers quit our firm to go work for another firm. This was her going away cake today. 👇
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85% of the vendors left our conference early because they don’t want to waste their whole Saturday traveling.
This is the line between those who want to grow their territory and link up with practitioners vs those who just punch a clock.
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Pittsburgh for the next two days as our NE rep is currently getting married in Italy
If you had to have a destination wedding where would you have it?
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Sneaky bastard 😂🥰
Commuting together - even a couple days per week - is a great experience
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JAMES! 🫶🏼🤙🏼
1/ James The Goat in his natural habitat!
Give the team a follow
@james_goat53509
@Vish_The_Fish_
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Whenever
@privateinequity
starts going on about Midwestern industrial businesses and something to do with management presentations, I'm like, "Seriously, what on earth are they even presenting?" 🤷♀️💅
#ConfusedButCute
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Looking forward to the podcast studio being in my living room. I’ll make some popcorn 🍿 😂
@veggie_pack
@Garrath_R
2/ THE AUDACITY OF FREE CONSULTANTS
Firstly, do not use your process as a filter for new ideas. I thought ghosting recruiters was the nadir!
This isn't a grey area. It's wrong!
We have made many amazing connections here.
@sarah_cone
solved my data problem with a referral.
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🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Love living here soooo much!
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How many times have you said “welp. My day can’t get any worse!”
……..then it does 😅
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@skylarromines
I’ve been doing weekly spray tans since my nickname in jr high was “albino”
@privateinequity
loves my pale skin but I often feel the same way as you! A tan just makes me feel more confident 😌
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He did a space on this at 1230am this morning…
Use my workplanning template
Set up a weekly email process
Report out on your work planning template in the weekly email
If you do this every week , no one can steal your credit
And it’s not bragging because it’s your process
This one idea is how I succeed in tough orgs
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Happy Friday from Texas 🤠
BBQ whiskey Bloody Mary dear GOD I’m in heaven
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Do you turn your lights off when you’re not currently in the room? When you leave the house?
I was raised in a “turn off the light when you leave” household but as an adult I’ve realized some people weren’t constantly reprimanded for being wasting electricity
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What you want to happen in your life, most likely isn’t. Some things will be better..some much worse. But don’t think so far into the future that you miss out on enjoying your day to day life.
Focus on making a better you TODAY so that you can be better prepared for tomorrow🌅
women who are 30+, please give one piece of advice to women who are 19 to 29 . it can be about anything 🫶🏽
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I know this account is new, but what can I do to support
@privateinequity
more while still making fun of him!!
We need a healthy burn to love ratio!
But I still gotta secure the 💍
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Any comparison to 90s grunge I can understand 😅
GRUNGE MUSIC & THE PRIVATE EQUITY SUCCESSION PROBLEM
The situation now is comparable what happened to 1990s grunge
You had your A bands and your A players Think Nirvana, Soundgarden, and Pearl Jam are equivalent to Kravis & Schwartzman
As they handed over the reigns or
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Luckily I sleep through most of his 11pm conference calls 😂 it’s good people point this out every once in awhile! 🥰
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Me listening to
@privateinequity
respond to 200 DMs with a 30 second voice note to each one would be much more annoying if I wasn’t using my
@Dyson
air wrap
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This one I agree about. He has his attorneys involved…
He’s never been more passionate about something than “destroying the grifter model”
He’s not sleeping … It’s a vision-quest for him
He is white boarding and having 2 am calls
It’s turning into an obsession
Do NOT pay for courses!
Do NOT pay for mentorship!
Do NOT pay for coaching!
People that sell these things are grifters!
You have been warned!
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@privateinequity
literally picks me up and carries me around anytime I’m grumpy, sad, missing him, anxious etc.
20/10 the best feeling ever
Being picked up and carried around will literally never get old.
Men, pick up your wives/girlfriends.
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10/10 wouldn’t recommend
The credit card points and interest rate wrappers lost the day to
@thechosenone_PI
Don’t worry guys, we can try again next week!
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Oh babe…
Car ride home after you issue a battlefield promotions to
@james_goat53509
&
@Vish_The_Fish_
hit differently and I needed a pick me up
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Solid advise for any interview
1/ STRATEGIES FOR LANDING THE MBB & BUYSIDE OFFER!
Here’s the scoop… it’s not what you think!
#leverup
#privateequity
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@privateinequity
is at home while I’m at work and I am very displeased with this current transposition 🫠
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So much love to this community 🥰
Also, OPEN BAR?! Let’s gooooo 🍾
1/ Office Opener Announcement!
In honor of our LeverUp launch, and as a thank you to the overwhelming response we have gotten...
You Are Invited!
We are thrilled to announce the grand opening of Swaney Group Capital’s new office and would be honored to have you join us for
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I thought the 3 hour time change was fucking me up until I realized I was on my third cup of DECAF 😤😭
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Time to grow the team 😎🤠
1/ ARE YOU INTERESTED IN JOINING THE SGC TEAM?
We are hiring 10 Directors & Associate Directors this year. 1 is signed & 1 has final round interview tonight. 2 more in the pipeline
APPLICATION LINKS BELOW!
Here is our approach to development
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Babe😭🥹🥰
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Is there a good way to increase my spice tolerance?? (Besides the obvious ones)
My nose running from Panera corn chowder is the straw that broke the camels back 🙃🌶️🥵
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My man my man 🔥
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I’ve gone down a rabbit hole on Etsy but need suggestions!!
Help us design Swaney Group Capital & Lever Up ®️HQ
Move in mid May
Top Floor - Morgan Stanley Tower - Down Town St Pete
We are leaning into the gears theme and going “steam punk” motif for the industrials feel
Please send cool ideas for Nick knacks etc
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Owners passed in hand 🤘🏻
@privateinequity
I was supposed to see Slipknot in Dallas until COVID fucked everything up.
Who’s going??
Time to gear up, Rockville! Your passes are now on the way to you, and we're just 41 days out from the biggest rager in Daytona! Don't have your pass yet? We got you. There's still time to join the party; both Weekend and Single-Day Passes are up for grabs, but they're flying
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While discussing electric vs gas vehicles with a colleague I said and I quote..
“Yea but I’m open to driving a combo”
I forgot the word HYBRID 😭
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These are the things I listen to at 7am
1/ OPS VP's GUIDE TO DECISION RIGHTS AT AN ASSET
Ever had a plant manager spend 50K when you didnt have it to spend? Yup, I def have.
Here's how you control that process while giving freedom to execute!
Repost, like, comment for the full 20 slide document!
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@fallen_icarus_
@SWENGDAD
I say this often. Once you become my “home” it doesn’t matter how much money or success we have. My happiness is being in the comfort of my person. And my dog. lol
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🫡
AN OPEN LETTER TO INVESTMENT BANKING LEADERSHIP
In the wake of the
@BankofAmerica
death, I have been asked to comment on this dozens of times.
Ostensibly, it is because we employ 85% former service members.
There are some tactical things that can be done to alleviate this
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@adamislucky
Why do I want to increase my tolerance? So I’m not embarrassed losing my shit over some spicy hummus 😂
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Y’all have hot sauce in your bag
I have paprika
We are not the same 😂
#everythingistoospicy
#itgoesoneverything
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I just feel like I have more to offer than being a “vagina owner”
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Anything to make your life easier 😘
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Hey
@james_goat53509
☺️☺️
1/ DAY IN THE LIFE OF A SGC TRANSFORMATION DIRECTOR
@james_goat53509
First time on camera! Will definitely be seeing more of him!
#leverup
#privateequity
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@AllyTaft
@privateinequity
Seeing
@privateinequity
so happy helping folks and connecting with amazing people like you just warms my heart... and oh, he mentioned you're an absolute warrior, by the way! 💕🌟
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Congrats guys I can’t wait to meet you! 🍾
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we are going to do 2-3 more of these in 2024
We will NEVER charge for any of our content… the entire system is open source
Here are the winners
Post and reshare to your network
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Amazing opportunity for those entering private equity!! Free mentorship with travel 📈📋
#showuswhatyougot
1/ It’s time to LEVERUP this May…
This May, elevate your career with the
#LeverUpChallenge
!
Join us at Swaney Group Capital and our podcast, LeverUp®️, as we dive into the world of inorganic entrepreneurship, finance, and private equity.
Whether you're aiming to sharpen your
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Outside the grimiest Mexican spot with a 45min wait on a Monday.
I’m bout to grub
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These podcasts are gonna be a game changer 🗣️
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@AllyTaft
@privateinequity
has done the same. He’s my passenger princess and works while I drive ☺️
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Mapping out my New Mexico work travel and thinking about stopping in Truth or Consequences 🤔
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@privateinequity
@sarah_cone
I just want a bigger one for our future. That just so happens to also have a pool AND the beach 😅
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As a child I literally thought music artist’s “farewell tour” was something they did as soon as they found out they were about to die
Like I’ll be ☠️ in a few months better tell everyone bye and sing a couple songs
😂🙃
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Every relationship has one person that thinks their partner has hearing problems and one that swears they mumble
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My morning has been absolutely proof of this sentiment
I’d take a 20% pay cut if it meant I didn’t have to work with stupid people
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@BacardiCapital
Happened to me a few months ago and I never found it. Had those same AirPods for 7 years 😭
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There’s something that feels very illegal about depositing a big check
I was literally sweating and avoiding eye contact at the bank lmao
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And just to be clear…..if i could have changed my flight to Friday I 100% would have 😜😜😜 I miss
@privateinequity
!
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Is it too much to ask to go lay in the sun like a lizard? 😫
My office is -436 degrees
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Getting cute to go visit him at the roof top bar!
What should I wear?!
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Travel hack to get your girl to cuddle you
10/10 works every time 🥰
MARRIOT THERMOSTAT HACK!
Are you too hot or too cold!
This fixes 80% of your private equity travel issues!
Enjoy!
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Paul: Do we have “a song?”
Me: idk, but if it isn’t “My Sacrifice” I don’t want one
FIRM LIFE: CORE VALUES ARE OUR CREED
One of our core values is fun... we work too hard not to enjoy ourselves.
Going as a team to see Creed in the fall!
Credit:
@thechosenone_PI
's idea
CC:
@the_P_God
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Cannot wait to have the boys jammin out with us 😈💕🤘🏻
One of our most core values is fun
You have to take time to reflect and celebrate
Looking forward to bringing
@Vish_The_Fish_
and
@james_goat53509
to Rockville
@RockvilleFest
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Dear god I have “plane landing clappers” on my flight 🙄
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He’s going again!
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@Ybalrid
@privateinequity
@privateinequity
you’ve had your office .2 seconds and everyone thinks this is the finalized version lol
Like damn I’ve got stuff in the cart hold on 😅
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🤯
1/ RESPONSE TO MY MOST FREQUENT QUESTION
I have gotten this question 35x in the last 3 months: What do you think of the Contrarian Thinking course?
I was going to avoid it until I saw this post.... Lets dive in
#leverup
#privateequity
credit:
@veggie_pack
@Garrath_R
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