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@tedcruz
No person shall be a...Representative in Congress...who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress...to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.
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@kayninlove
@responsiblerob
It's not the movies. It's the weird fans who take mild and accurate criticism as a deeply personal attack
Hard to not interpret that as a societal decline.
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@JakeWhoPosts
@voclo2
@IvanniaAndrea
@garbage_person
I don’t give a shit if he looks like Fight Club Brad Pitt, he’s a fucking predator
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@JackRottie
@justinamash
They’re not doing nothing, they’re voting for the beatings and robberies every time
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@JonJacobs1979
@BreeNewsome
It’s not a good faith line of reasoning. They’re just upset that Black people don’t know their place and they’re afraid that their unearned privilege is at risk.
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@akblakemore
Everyone in this thread is insane, but I sincerely appreciate all of you. I feel like I’ve been permitted a window into a deeply committed underground subculture of cutlery ranking and passive aggressive signaling
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@jbouie
@Megawatts55
Found it. What a perfect encapsulation of the failures of journalists to accurately cover the GOP.
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@laurenthehough
My 4yo nephew visited yesterday. The last time he was in our apartment, it was pretty messy because he and his parents dropped in and we had other priorities that week than “a clean kitchen,” or “room to sit down on the couch.”
Yesterday, upon entering: “AGAIN?!”
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@lostpenny8
@timgill924
How else are you supposed to forge connections for research or publication across interdisciplinary and institutional boundaries? This frugal and dry shaming nonsense is literally not a thing in private sector jobs for a reason.
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@kimchipig
@southdallas161
Calling every homophobe closeted is homophobic as fuck. Plenty of straight people are hateful bigots all on their own. Do better.
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@_Patrick_108
@laurenmwhite
Just wait until there’s a convincing Biden “admitting” to something that goes viral on Q Facebook. Half the voting country is already primed to disbelieve any mainstream outlets and swallow whole any bullshit posted on Facebook.
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@NomadsOnWheels2
@jttoddler
@aud_bowler
ok but what if I really, really, really want to make a bunch of money lying about the safety of basic medical procedures
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@VamosMets
@nypost
Jesus dude, what year is it? Do you also scream out “No Homo!” in a panic every time you make eye contact with your buddies?
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@GuyDiarrhea
@hayleyglyphs
Absolutely not, those are objectively just the worst. This one, all day every day
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@Transferox
@whstancil
The premise is entirely untested. We've never implemented a policy agenda appealing to them to see if they show up.
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@yooki30965233
@FlorinDimi
@Tam_Khan
What part of your religion or beliefs is infringed by queer people existing
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@tressiemcphd
The difference in these replies between the gender of the replier is pretty wild.
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@NforNihilism
@lexgallagher
Millennial here who had no idea he looked any different than Howard Shore, Hans Zimmer, or John Williams lol
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@willmenaker
@bariweiss
@mikepompeo
It's almost like he's on the lookout for "moderate" white supremacists to continue laundering white supremacy into the mainstream
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@DavidNathanaelx
@HashtagGriswold
Have you ever yelled fire after spending $12 on fandango .com?
Didn't think so
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@EllieFaunt
@Phil_Lewis_
My white suburban middle school in 1999 knew that shit was intolerable. “The speed of woke” get the fuck out of here
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@FerranteJason
@Aaron4KS37
He doesn’t even know the difference between Medicaid and Medicare.
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@cmclymer
I remain deeply skeptical that there are any Gabbard fans who aren't regular Fox viewers or simply committed authoritarians.
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@sextoyspolitics
@CharmingGrump
@Kat__616
@katelynanne
If you have sensitivies this debilitating, it's on you to call the restaurant and ask, and also warn your dining partners. It's utterly bizarre to me that someone would be surprised at the restaurant's, and their date's, reaction.
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@therealcliffyb
I get the joke but oof, dude. There are some concerning racial and gender issues underlying the joke.
Not your best work.
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@scottwww
@ICRicardoLara
@elonmusk
There are other and better ways of doing that than giving weird billionaires even more valuable data on us
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@Astro_SEAL
@Space_Station
@NASA
@NASA_Astronauts
You sure you don't want to put that off for another 1-12 months?
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@lightinloafers9
@YungDrillbit
@smhrbst
They get paid to read their names on emails and audio-only Zoom calls
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@MollyJongFast
I know this is exceptionally white of me, but: Garrison Keillor is one of the most intensely disappointing storylines of the last few years.
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@szetoinsitu
@tuba_man
@BootlegMermaid
@spurtmagoo
Yeah it’s 100% this. Tablets and smartphones don’t ever let you see anything more complicated than “tap for Instagram” and if it’s not working, “turn it off and on again.” You’d really have to go looking for anything more involved.
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@BCross052422
I'm so sorry you have to see evil nonsense like this on top of all you and your family have endured.
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@Olamide_io
@dddolcy
@12succs
@nifferama
@kattenbarge
Your boundaries stop at the end of YOUR body.
It's not a boundary, it's manipulative.
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Bailey legit just swiped someone’s burrito.
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@OrigamiDad
Passion of the Christ. I saw it in theaters and was appalled at a snuff film devoid of any plot or earned emotional weight whatsoever. I do wonder if I would react differently now that I’m older and have more context, but I’ll never find out.
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@Vuduzela1
@GoodReddit
@LauraJedeed
I don’t know why, but I really enjoy watching it get run into the ground. You’re absolutely right.
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@stuartpstevens
I'm not sure "hibernating upside-down in a gilded coffin" is the same as sleeping but ok
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@historiancole
@chick_in_kiev
I am 100% certain it was the moment he got the call about Del Toro dropping out.
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@natthered
@x_lenc
Nobody's gonna accuse that guy of negotiating with one hand tied behind his back
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@yoyoel
Great to hear you weren't just bought by a mercurial fascist billionaire and the Saudis.
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@TyleKurner
@tomashilha
@StolenDans
I think that’s the joke, and that it works for her is also the joke. I also think that many (most?) people aren’t going to get it, and honestly I’m 50/50 on whether it was intentional.
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@RepLaMalfa
No person shall be a...Representative in Congress...who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress...to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.
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@bmabe47
@beefman37
@TheDweck
Either I was so stressed out I completely missed that part of the course catalog, or I’m seriously pissed at my law school for not offering anything like that. Good for you, how great.
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@JeremyBWhite
@dustingardiner
@GavinNewsom
@CalTeamsters
And to Californians who share the road with them
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@szetoinsitu
@tuba_man
@BootlegMermaid
@spurtmagoo
My partner teaches social science to university students, and most of them have literally no idea what a file system is, how to troubleshoot anything whatsoever, or how to use any program more complicated than Google docs.
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@ErickAguinaldo
@mandisbarnard
I can’t wait for our renewed system of 10,000 for-profit tech schools and also Harvard
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@alfredodingdong
@JuliaDavisNews
A lot of Russians who hadn’t heard of it before are definitely looking it up now.
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@MaxOakland3
@CinematicZodiac
@HecubianDevil
They literally did not. Blaming Republican intransigence and Joe Lieberman on Barack Obama is peak galaxy brain nonsense.
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@SharksOnCouches
@ggooooddddoogg
@bethbourdon
Anonymously report him for forging it and see what happens. No narcs when your life could be put in danger.
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@AnthonyK1296
@RGonzalezCBS
Maybe the men's team could suck less and then we'd care about their opinions
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@jenniferegeorge
@borgposting
I've just now read it for the first time and I don't think I'll ever forget it.
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@WinkiesWord
@travishelwig
Weed isn’t “unclean” any more than alcohol or tobacco or caffeine or sugar or salt. Please feel free to have your preferences and boundaries, and allow others to have theirs without bizarre nonsense judgment.
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@adamdotjs
@zillowgonewild
This is definitely owned by someone with at least three other homes. They visit for a couple days every few months to do Ayahuasca and host weird parties
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@C_Stroop
I always wonder about this. I think a lot of them assume that atheists know and accept Christianity as “true,” but reject it and worship the devil or something. As if they literally can’t conceive of existence without their religion.
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@DodgerScot
@priscabrazil
@AndyGraham7777
I’m a leftist whose political ideals don’t align with Biden on basically anything. This, right here, is why I showed the fuck up to vote for him.
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@therealcliffyb
I mean, yes? I gently pointed out why in my first response. Why are you dying on this hill?
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