Jason
@FerranteJason
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the average voter now that the Democratic nominee isn't 81 years old
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Hey! Just circling back to this.
In response to the economic impact of COVID-19, we need to provide immediate relief to those who are drowning in student debt.
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They keep adding new things so that he never actually dies.
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What is Pete’s plan to get straight people to move faster on sidewalks?.
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every time I see his face, I can't help but think he looks like if a beaver was granted a wish to become human.
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like this
How do you serve cunt in way that represents your country.
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Ohhhhh my god u slammed your laptop shut until Monday? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid.
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The love of your life does NOT have a degree from American University.
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So close! These are verbs ❤️.
Governor, I know you guys are obsessed with pronouns these days. Come November, yours are going to be has and been!
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DC gays will work in comms and then not know what to talk about on a date.
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Ice T being cast in Law and Order: SVU was one of the best decisions ever.
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tw: eating disorder. I was always the cubby kid so when I finally saw 150 on the scale I thought I was finally skinny. I was barely eating, doing cardio, and my body was telling me to stop. With 1 year of hard work, I’m proud of my progress but I’ll always be fighting my disorder
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gmail: hey! I found that email you were looking for. did you know you emailed this person back in 2014?. Outlook: I burned and shredded that email you just saw come in. You can't find it and oh I deleted your entire calendar. you're terrible.
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people were literally banging pots and pans at night to say "thank you".
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests
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@RandPaul Probably because of this:. Moderna Vaccine Deaths - 0.Pfizer Vaccine Deaths - 0.Natural Immunity US Deaths - 247,000+.
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Ok so this is going places. Let me just restate:.- Biden was clearly the better candidate to Trump.- Biden made a campaign promise to do this.- Folks are allowed to criticize people they support.- Holding a politician to account is not saying you don't support them.
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Reminder: Mitt Romney is not your friend, nor your ally.
Romney declares opposition to LGBTQ Equality Act
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most embarrassing freshman moment was thinking the frat boys were flirting with me but it was just recruitment.
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When he puts, "moderate" in his dating profile.
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Me looking at that one email from a month ago I haven’t replied to
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BREAKING NEWS: DC Health announces that they have captured and humanely euthanized another fox that has been terrorizing Members of Congress. Image below:
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I'm sorry but you're telling me this is the esteemed food critic that gives out Michelin Stars?
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The retirement age should be lowered to whatever age I’m at right now today.
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Veep was actually a reality show part 362.
Found on a baby changing table in restroom underneath House floor: . “Declaring the office of Speaker of the House of Representatives to be vacant,” from Rep. @mattgaetz, Sept. 15, 2023, 11:22am
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now that pride month is over it's time to move onto July - credit card debt month.
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did it hurt? when you showed them your niche YouTube video and they didn't care?.
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happy holidays to all the gays who have to be not only the hottest person in their hometown, but also tech support for their parents.
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What Olivia Rodrigo was thinking when Joshua Bassett broke her heart
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@EJGoulet Hey Eric! Any reason you used an intentionally edited photo of Rep. Omar where her eyes are darkened? Her official portrait is on the left below. Same with Cori Bush
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deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (making eye contact twice at a bar and then never speaking again).
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The CDC says now that you’re vaccinated you can meet the boys with the boomin' system. Top down, AC with the cooler system.
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Three stolen seats.
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ur in her dm's I'm out clubbing until 4am with the Finnish Prime Minister, we are not the same.
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For those of you that wanna break up on this Valentine's Day ❤️
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Meghan Trainor reveals she and Charlie Puth made out when they recorded their collaboration“Marvin Gaye”
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Hi I’m Jason and I’m running for Congress here in Colorado’s 3rd! I put on this folksy hat and I need 3,000,000,000 retweet’s in the next hour
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BREAKING: Pentagon now releasing photos of the unidentified object seen over Houston, Texas
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I have nothing to offer but the same basic shirt and beach photos ❤️
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Getting my fourth exposure notification of the week while I'm actively battling COVID
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On May 1st, 2016, I told a bunch of people something they probably already knew: I’m gay. Four years later I’m happy to be out and proud. Don’t forget that this election is about our rights (among so many other things), and vote like hell. #NationalComingOutDay
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@intrestellar "What a lovely day to go out and enjoy a nice walk in my red tracksuit.".*Will Ferrell dressed as an elf approaches*."SANTA!!!!! LOOK IT'S SANTA!!!!!".
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No need for April Fools Day when y’all act like clowns every day.
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preparing myself for a third once in a lifetime recession event in 20 years
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I'm hearing the Virginia race is all about which side gets more votes.
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at olive garden and the waiter asks if I'd like more fresh ground cheese
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Applebee’s $1 drinks.
What motivated you to get vaccinated?.
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paying full rent for a month that has one less hour? seems like a scam tbh.
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Breaking: vaccine efficacy higher than expected at 99%+.Also breaking: CNN clickbait is clickbait.
About 5,800 people out of tens of millions who have been vaccinated against coronavirus have become infected anyway, the CDC says
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Hey! I'm so glad you reached out. I'm actually at capacity / helping someone who's in crisis / dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for you. Do you have someone else you could reach out to?.
Are you guys ready to have the conversation about polyamorous people being mocked for being "ugly" as a thinly veiled guise for transphobia and homophobia yet?.
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Whoms’t in the LGBTQ+ community in DC had strep AND went out? I just wanna talk.
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babe are you ok? you've barely touched your pile of simple tasks that take 3 seconds so you put it off for a few weeks and eventually abandon it?.
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According to Instagram, apparently everyone in DC was drunk on a roof today.
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Someone told me my plant’s soil is hydrophobic so I threw it out. It’s the 21st Century, love is love 🏳️🌈.
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Nothing like opening Grindr in your hometown to humble you a bit 🙏.
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@BlakeMcCoyDC Essential work duties include: traveling around the world and hosting indoor Halloween parties.
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Taking credit for starting this trend after I was so sick I couldn’t shave for 2 weeks
The mustache is enjoying one of its periodic renaissances. “It’s very masculine, but it’s also very flamboyant and quietly sort of queer-coded,” one man from Brooklyn said. “The entire gender spectrum is obsessed with my mustache, as am I.”.
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If you want to be a real ally this June, show it by moving over on sidewalks.
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It is time for our Queen to take her throne
Tomorrow: LGBT Pride Month begins in U.S. (1 Jun).
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We’re all just gay now.
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I will never forgive y'all for bringing back turtlenecks when I was bullied MERCILESSLY for wearing them in middle school.
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Just me, him, and literally thousands of mosquitos ❤️.
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Donald Trump has nominated Caitlyn Jenner as Director of Vehicle and Pedestrian Safety
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Happy day after Thanksgiving. It’s time to whip out this holiday sweater and deck the halls
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