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Thinking about one of the most significant moments in the history of our country
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Congrats to her for bathing
E! News calls Hailey Bieber the “Gen Z Jennifer Aniston”:
“Hailey Bieber gives off clean beauty… She smells good, everything is always very clean. It’s just a light, hint of citrus. Everything’s just very airy, nothing’s musty,”
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@jonkay
@ArmandHammer
There’s a fucking dog on it dude. I wouldn’t have shared this information with the public
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I’m worried the Hilaria Baldwin stuff is going to get lost in the hustle and bustle of the holidays. Can we all agree to stay on this through Jan?
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@grandma_sus
@emily_murnane
Developing a “curvy wife” fetish to avoid having to marry someone in this dress
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@alertbydusk
@DixPeyton
I’m learning a lot from my child as well. I always have, but now more than ever. ❤️
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He was looking outside when the cushion slipped and he fell behind it. I had to help him out 😭
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Do you guys eat pussy both sides open face, or sandwich style?
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@gabydvj
Wait why did the worst girls from high school become nurses? Now I’m going to think about this every time I need medical care
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Burying a time capsule in my yard with just these two stories printed out
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@simondrawsstuff
@tauriqmoosa
@flipskip1
We’re a largely paperless team, yet we think we’re being sly when we pass birthday cards around in Manila folders. That is literally the only time we use Manila folders
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@rava
I started feeling like mine is too childish but then I realized it’s just playful and colorful and I just surround myself with things that make me smile (like my little toaster nightlight and this little cactus who is waving at me, my rainbow air freshener and lots of pink)
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@EclecticHams
All I know is when I was in the hospital trying to get my baby to latch, a nurse grabbed my tit and said “shove it in there like it’s a peanut butter sandwich” and I haven’t been the same since
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@mixedgrass
Man I feel this so hard. I swear I try to leave retail stores in better shape than I find them. Folding shit and straightening as I go. I have many years of retail experience and it changed me.
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Glenn Danzig is out here looking like Sigourney Weaver in an alternate universe where she has aged quite poorly
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@lolacoaster
I paid $700 to have my dog be observed overnight only to wake up to a call saying “yeah we’re thinking the mushroom he ate was not poisonous, but he’s the cutest a dog we’ve ever seen” (last part made it worth it)
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@alertbydusk
@DixPeyton
Mine is 14 and I know this feeling. :) He is wiser and more self-assured in many ways than I am now at age 40.
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Have you ever gotten an unsolicited nude from a woman? Does this happen?
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Realized I’m spending too much fuckin time on Twitter when I briefly read this wrong the other day
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@NeeNeeNeeNeeMe
@eeberquist
@BethGummere
What the hell are we fighting for if we aren’t protecting the rights of the most vulnerable? Sacrificing trans rights is literally a step on the path to fascism. You only care about your team winning.
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@ColeEscola
You know chumbawumba song that got super popular in 1997? That was blasting on the radio as I drove up to my house and saw my dead father being wheeled down the driveway on a stretcher. It was the dumbest/saddest moment of my life (and he would have found it hilarious)
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@ItsDanSheehan
Doing the lord’s work. And I’ve gotta say, this boyfriend sounds like a real drag. Let’s find her someone better.
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@inthefade
As impossible as it seems, this really is worse than the Kevin Smith one where he references his own taint.
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@biboofficial
Overwhelming nausea aside, is the assumption here that it was somehow different then
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@collectdust
Gift card for new clothes/getting hair done. Those were things I would have wanted. Really comfy stretchy clothes that weren’t pajamas.
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Just want to say I did not make this image; someone much funnier and more talented than I am did!
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@KimmestOfChis
Lmao “I don’t know what those things are” yeah there’s a lot you don’t know, buddy
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@Amer1can_Barbie
@BonafideKRS
I’d say you don’t have room to talk, but you’ve got room to write write a thesis about it on your own forehead
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@BonafideKRS
@rava
@Amer1can_Barbie
No it’s not, it’s about a woman who is comfortable in her skin and enjoying herself.
@rava
is a babe and you know it, loser
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I hope no one ever feels compelled to finish a statement about me by asserting “nothing’s musty”
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@RheaButcher
And her question is a totally fair one, given that a church is a community of people with shared beliefs!
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@pattinichols
@collectdust
I literally used to forget to drink water when it was really crazy at the beginning. Love the idea of a hydro flask or something similar.
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a couple people got really mad at me for this
Glenn Danzig is out here looking like Sigourney Weaver in an alternate universe where she has aged quite poorly
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What are you listening to right now? I’m listening to this
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Leo update: He was a brave, stoic boy at the doctor. He has a pinched nerve in is neck. Got two shots and they sent him home with some prednisone and they think he’ll heal quickly.
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It’s Friday, I have an extremely cute dog and the thing they surgically removed from me last week is not malignant. Everything’s coming up Milhouse!
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@Bologna_Salad
I think it’s gonna take off. One day, every family will celebrate this on the first Friday of June.
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His last name is Gumba?
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How does a professional athlete end up with a hank hill ass?
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@mustachetoilet
I literally get a flu shot every year. And I get a tetanus shot every 5 because I am constantly injuring myself and don’t want to die because I hurt myself working in one of my flower beds. It’s not a big deal, and I don’t know why everyone’s suddenly pretending it is
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@falseroxy
Exactly. Incidentally, my first Barbie was named Crystal (because she was Crystal Barbie) and I didn’t like her because, I told my family, she was “sexy and mean”
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2023 is almost over, have you swallowed all 8 of your spiders?
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I saw this and initially thought it was some sort of Hitler makeup tutorial
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My husband was like “you don’t have to take a picture every time you think he’s cute” and I disagree
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Her skin looks great, seems like a good advertisement for getting tattoos.
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It’s exciting because I rarely see anything made specifically for my body type
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