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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄πŸ‡«πŸ‡· Tech sales in Energy Markets https://t.co/qiMGRMeae8 β›½πŸ›’οΈπŸ”Œ Get in touch with anyone in Energy markets: https://t.co/cH9pqtueok

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8 months
@tomjacquesson That's your ego talking, mate. He's just being efficient.
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9 months
@Kazanjy If he's a performer, what do you care? To each their own way of being superproductive.
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1 year
@ZoTheNewSoul @gabrielledrolet πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ All this is hilarious. Imagine the book: "be strong alpha, give woman ice cream, make disgusting comment, woman will melt".
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9 months
@Rawmilkchad @BubbhaG @Babygravy9 Who they gonna blame now? Wildlife and trees are racist, maybe?.
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11 months
@nilansaha @EerensLuka Even his replies to replies are AI BS.
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9 months
@rodolfor Merci @ThierryBreton, the crème de la crème of useless bureaucrats.
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7 months
@macastel3 @monty1080 Then it's not a problem.
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2 years
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8 months
@levelsio Or when they tell you it's "quiet" and there it's in front of the mf highway! πŸ˜…
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5 months
@adrian_horning_ And then ask Holly from customer support to act as Chief Legal Officer, because why the f* not.
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2 years
@nntaleb Best twitter ever about the whole situation. Always tjere to remind us of reality.
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5 years
@ManuelaRz Foulage de pied. Avant / Après.
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1 year
@AnaboliclyJelqd @EvanPlatinum "war crimes are defined by the winners. I AM A WINNER!". damn, grandpa!
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@julianharris @Kellblog This is so fun! Do you know if there is a way to get this internal memo? This seems like it could be used to teach all europeans how to talk to americans, no matter the situation.
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@levelsio Also coz they all so xenophobic amongst themselves: german hatin on poor polish, french on lazy italians, czech on dumb spaniards, austrians on arrogant french, greeks on rigid germans, and so on. In the US: "Are we making money? Yes. Good".
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@VonLeBow @vfordnumbers @NaturallyFTW Sh*. It reminds me of my grandma when she was ill. Wow. I was only 6 or 7. Still remember this. And sometimes I smell that when going in hospitals or some old people in the street or shops.
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7 months
@nico_jeannen I had read about the Van Westendorp model to find the "perfect" pricing. Looks nice, but no idea how to implement that in real life
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@ElViejoFacho @JMilei Que grande!!!
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7 months
@eudragonfire @kunley_drukpa Oh yesss. It was named Caramel also! And in the middle of a random island in the indian ocean. Crazy!
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@hitsamty True. Buth then your kids will become degrowth activists. How can one raise children and combine euro-lifestyle + US-mindset?.
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11 months
@RnaudBertrand @BFMTV Seems like reality is striking hard for EU.
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11 months
@hoskydex @unusual_whales "show me a white US congressman".
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6 months
@202accepted What does it mean when it's busy? πŸ€”.
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11 months
@FerHodler @atlanticsurff Al "2 por 1" πŸ˜… Great Bukele! ✊.
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6 months
@EugenieStElois @bsZk6 @karim95675654 Les maths, c'est pas l'apanage des communistes.
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8 months
@BrianLaManna_ What is a great water bottle?.
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2 years
@MissBettie4 @SNCFVoyageurs πŸ˜… sncf champioms du monde.
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5 months
@mSanterre @syptweet Damn. How can they have such fked-up yellow teeth with so much wealth and nothing to do their whole day?.
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@brucedwedding @levelsio Interesting to see marketing differences in packaging: thai want western recipe, and western want "ecofriendly" produce.
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2 years
@dvassallo Or this: aka The Zoo
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9 months
@rodolfor @ThierryBreton Same bureaucrats, different names.
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1 year
@katrane @dieworkwear Brown shoes should be illegal. So horribly ugly.
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8 months
@real_lord_miles It was the same in cambodia 10y ago. They didnt have spare cjangebun USD, but they'll give you their currency. You give 10 dollar bill, you get a meal + 1kg of coins in return.
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6 months
@NapierHolland 100%. Long Asia πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ & Latam πŸ‡¦πŸ‡· Short everything western EU πŸ‡«πŸ‡·! The decline might be long, but it will be ruthless.
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2 years
@nntaleb French institutions and FR people have a hard time understanding we can come from diverse cultural background; our thoughts and actions do not necessarily derive from a sole nationality, identity or origin. Thx for reminding us of the importance of our personal libre-arbitre.
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7 months
@levelsio To add to @ThierryBreton performance, he completely destroyed these companies. And funneled as much money as he could for himself with Atos, while the company was bleeding.
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@Kellblog It is a very fair point, and it can be perceived as deception. But when you look at the numbers, Europeans are still underperforming - on average - compared to their US counterparts. whether that is in Sales, in Fin markets, in Product, etc. Also, on the + side, showing more.
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8 months
@levelsio In Greece. Thank you @Airbnb πŸ˜‰.
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8 months
@amandaholmes Next post from Nick: I have a friend. She's single. She's even wealthier than last time! πŸ˜….
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@kunley_drukpa Where do these billboards come from? I know what is written there, but cannot.find any on the internet.
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10 months
@BowTiedMara It was like the OPEC of Mate ?.
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7 months
@noahflk This one? At 565?
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10 months
@BowTiedColombia Are these the same Menonitas as in Paraguay?.
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11 months
@RnaudBertrand @Vniversalexport It's owned by one of the wealthiest telecom tycoons. Dunno how much Left is left in libΓ©.
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7 months
@TheMandyGall @Fidias0 No to VDL, yes to Full Freedom.
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8 months
@DanraeP @karpathy A car is only 4 wheels, an engine, and a steering wheel. All the rest is just for efficiency.
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8 months
@yongfook Niice! Can't wait to try now!.(Small glitch in the welcome email)
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5 months
@yorkshirepud118 @mSanterre @syptweet In the UK? I agree.
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8 months
@patrckfox Executive summary: (unintelligible).
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7 months
@gonzalo__nunez @nosilverv Wow. Did not expect a picture of Houellebecq in handcuffs after a pickleball video πŸ˜….
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9 months
@DotyBilly @Edark94 @calvinfroedge It will require more paperwork.
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11 months
@dagorenouf You could also create a company in Estonia. 0% tax in profits, you only pay if you take money out. Very good to reinvest in tools or to cover all costs. I got both french + estonian co. Not a problem at all.
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8 months
@amandaholmes @pablofdza Need to do a landing page with sales funnel, or should we say the "date funnel".
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6 months
@nc0we @s8mb They are not more productive. They just sell a lot of overpriced goods. The country is nowhere near peak productivity.
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5 months
@fs0c131y Did she lure him onto the french trap?.
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7 months
@levelsio It's Vinci Airports from @VINCI (not Da Vinci). They also run most of the highways and of course get a very nice revenue from the tolls all over France + Europe. It's part of a huge conglomerate that does and manages Airports, Construction, Highways, Parking lots, and many more.
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6 months
@TheJerzWay BsAs forever.
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8 months
@real_lord_miles @doubledsdouble why blacks can have Black Power, but whites cannot have a bit of White Joy.
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8 months
@nbt It looks kinda similar to Pierre Andurand, a Hedge Fund founder. The man is addicted to STEM degrees and taking pretty high risks.
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10 months
@BowTiedMara Why they cannot print simple menus anymore. It's crazy.
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8 months
@JamesLucasIT Samarkand, Uzbekistan
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5 months
@BowTiedPassport That actually sounds like good adventure trip for extreme wild tourists. A bit expensive, but maybe can get it down to 10K if stopping before US border.
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7 months
@BowTiedMara 33 Latin countries & 1 brand to make them all happy: @natrelle.
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5 years
@OrdureBizarre0 Las horas no coinciden. .
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8 months
@MichaelAArouet @Hazzardevil English food is awfully tasteless, but not harmful. US food is pure poison, but its chemicals are delicious to the palate.
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@itsme_urstruly @historyinmemes "discipline" aka submission.
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6 months
@martindonadieu @marc_louvion @nico_jeannen @levelsio You build your own luck. It's not a random process like buying lottery tickets daily and hope for a gain. You need to learn fron working and no throw darts without taking into account new knowledge. What all of them have in common is being in the move nonstop: ship fast, learn.
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@theNaseemMalik @randomrecruiter I tried so many times using it. It's a nightmare! How do people use this red dot?.
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6 months
@RudyDrischel @MichaelAArouet And it's a horrible company with a disgustingly outdated "technology".
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4 years
@mompontet Le pomme de terre ?.
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7 months
@pedma7 This was a super fucking awesome thread! V nice to see finance & commo, esp energy, it is usually equities & derivatives we hear of. And because Commo is 100% linked to the physical real world it makes it even more interesting!.
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8 months
@MichaelAArouet In Europe, all income goes to the govt.
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8 months
@paulg @AFitzgerald1992 A lot of people "forget" to declare. So many rules, so many exceptions. Easy to make a fiscal faux pas.
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@amandaholmes This is great content for a viral linkedin post: "I am a single woman looking for love, this is what it taught me about b2b sales" or m2w sales.
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@calvinfroedge But for each of these doctors to be together in the same plane it's not an independent event from one another, neither identically distributed like having a flight falling off the sky.
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@nico_jeannen Keep working, iterate relentlessly, and never ever stop; something will come up. It might take longer to find your own path. We need to remember this is not only about the $$$ at the end of the month, but about finding freedom on your own terms. Free for the rest of your f*.
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@Iberianamerica Why people love these kind of girls. I don't get it. It's the same all over the world: tattoes, party and just fun. nothing else meaningful. What's the point.
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7 months
@real_lord_miles We need to know!.
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6 months
@mims You also said Facebook would never make any profit. And you recently admitted everything you said about tech was wrong. So why you keep writing?.
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5 months
@GerryMcBride That's why he started wearing good suits. To become a proper father figure
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Yesssss!!! Made my first sale on my database for Energy!.This feels soOoooo good!.Let's Gooooooo! . ⚑@energyleads_⚑
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7 months
@GlennMagerman Economists are just overpriced historians.
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9 months
@DellAnnaLuca Super interesting argument. As Nassim said: "the three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and aΒ monthly salary". Here you have all 3 in one single evil transaction.
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9 months
@HyperSalesman So what's next for our industry? Content + Outreach combined?.
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7 months
@faizsays Why are you so obsessed with him? Is your life that miserable?.
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8 months
@real_lord_miles "Durex"? πŸ˜….
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6 months
@neilclan @Aaron_R_Rankin GFY, and France.
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7 months
European laws and regulations never stop to amaze us. It's the Football Eurocup, certainly the police are ready to strike and arrest the whole team if they see one inch of Lamine in the stadium past 11pm. This is too funny. @ThierryBreton should be proud of so much regulation
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@andreasklinger Would building electric battery storage in the eastern european grid be smth of interest? I think this is the future for europe and EU energy sovereignty ⚑⚑⚑. @energyleads_.
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@TheJerzWay πŸ‡»πŸ‡ͺ used to be the best country in the whole world. The past 25 years will hopefully be just an ugly glitch in the matrix. ✊ Venezuela Libre πŸ—½.
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11 months
@_MedGold Welcome to South Africa πŸ‘.
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9 months
@Geologo_Trader Is it peruvian meat? How was it, in a scale of 1 to Argentinian?.
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5 months
@KuittinenPetri @RnaudBertrand So all those insane taxes and redistribution in the northern countries that every politician praises about. for nothing? What a f* surprise πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ.
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@Mariintheworld Currently at 5000, goal is to reach 15k/m. But without increase of stress.
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