Raw Milk Chad | Golden Age Hyperborean
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Raw milk shill | Gymcel | Esoteric schizoposter
Joined December 2022
"Please bro I know we cheated and even tried to assassinate your candidate but bro please now's the time for unity like please bro don't prosecute us for committing crimes and trying to steal the election we gotta heal this country bro please I'm begging you"
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"AHHHHHHH!!!! STAY BACK!!!" *bang bang bang bang bang bang*. "Good job neutralizing that knife wielding maniac". "He had a knife?"
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"Twump is going to put you in the cwystals"
🚨 BREAKING: Republicans AGAIN expand their poll lead among Down Syndrome voters . 🔴 REP: 88.4% [179,894].🔵 DEM: 11.6% [23,606].
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". ". "GAH!! NOT YOU AGAIN!!! GRRRRRRRRR! THIS IMAGE MAKES ME SO ANGRYYYYY!!!!!! I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!"
The more people hate on wifejak, the funnier it becomes. It's starting to become meta humor. I've never made a wifejak post before, but the thought of someone seeing it on the TL and seething so hard that steam comes out of their ears makes it really appealing.
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The Destiny leaks discourse rn
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Rome after defeating Carthage in the Third Punic War
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The more people hate on wifejak, the funnier it becomes. It's starting to become meta humor. I've never made a wifejak post before, but the thought of someone seeing it on the TL and seething so hard that steam comes out of their ears makes it really appealing.
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Every salt crystal contains the soul of one (1) libtard
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My son is 22 yrs old, works at UPS since high school @ 70k yr, girlfriend is 10 yrs older. No college. Talking marriage and kids and yes, he's fit.
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Imagine serving this bad boy to your libtarded relatives for Thanksgiving dessert
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Japan's new PM looks like he's going to tell us the East has fallen
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I am a Peanut Radical
Them: "So how did you get radicalized?". Me: "I watched the NYDEC murder a happy and healthy pet squirrel named Peanut for no reason other than some useless apparatchiks had too much power."
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"You will work 80 hours a week at Chipotle, you entitled layabout!". "I don't think I will.". "Then who is going to pay taxes for my government pension?". "Maybe you should work at Chipotle."
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Zendaya is so fucking ugly. I wish I could mute photos of her. Get her off my gemline
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"Govewner Walz, we awre sending u back to Chinaw"."Wait. please no. I'm sorry Gigadownie!"
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He's superstitious, just like me
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I am once again cropped out of my own meme. People in Gaza have no idea what suffering I endure
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"Gigachad, slow down! We're gonna hydroplane!!". "I know"
"slow down you're gonna hydroplane!!!" Have you ever considered that hydroplaning is awesome? Retard.
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"Sir, you might want to take a look at this. The pizza delivery orders are coming from inside the house."
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Soyjak: "There seem to be 15 million missing Democrat votes. but where could they be?". [Me, with a suspiciously 15-million-ballot-shaped throat]: "Hmmm, yes, quite a tasty mystery. "
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"You have been sentenced to doomscrolling normie Twitter for 8 hours"
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Gm -- those who don't say gm back are also going in the crystals
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Become insufferable for the next 4 years. Leftists need to be choking on blackpills every single day going forward.
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⚠️🆕️📣 BREAKING NEW POLL. PERCENTAGE OF VOTERS GOING IN THE CRYSTALS. 🔵Harris: 100%.🔴Trump: 4%. Courtesy of Stancil Polling.
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"Request denied. I've already raided your pantry and thrown out all your favorite foods."
"NOOOOOO RFK JR YOU CAN'T JUST HECKIN' TAKE AWAY MY GOYSLOPARINOOOOOOOO!!"
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"Prepare for war, for you have found peace intolerable.". "Um. woke much? That sounds like you're quoting Marx.". "Titus, get the cross."
The Romans went woke when they destroyed Carthage and salted the earth after
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We're not the "dissident right" anymore. We are the mainstream right -- neocons are the weird, fringe minority now.
JUST IN: Jared Kushner has ruled out being in the next Trump administration - FT.
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"BOO! Did I scare you, White man?". "Hooooooonnnnk. mimimimimimi. "
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"Finally, a policy I can get behind"
TRUMP TEAM CONSIDERING DEPORTING ILLEGAL MIGRANTS TO RWANDA — SUN.
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Remember, when Trump wins, we're foregoing being gracious. We're going to be absolutely insufferable to our enemies.
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I can do more work in 6 hours than H1B workers can do in 16 hours. Never underestimate the Western wagie.
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ATTENTION ALL LIBTARDS AND "RW" BLACKPILLERS:
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Oldtroons (anyone over 25) on this side of Xwitter:
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Relevant again
Hey, earth systems scientist here!. We have absolutely no idea why this is happening. All of our models currently underpredict climate change, we never expected the carbon sinks to fail. Expect major ecosystem collapse w/i the next 5-10 yrs. Anyways have a nice day!.
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It's been whitepill after whitepill lately. Great things are on the horizon. The West is rising.
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Libtard therapist: "Don't worry, Donald Pump isn't real. He can't possibly make all the internet racists rich.". Donald Pump:
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[guy carving a swastika in 1000 BC]. "Oh yeah. Now that symbol goes hard"
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"Nothing ever happens" guys awful quiet at the moment
JUST IN - U.S. Embassy has directed all U.S. government employees and their family members in Israel, the West Bank, and Gaza to shelter in place until further notice.
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"Please bro you've got to glaze Elon like please it's so important that we ride his dick like please just be cool and baby him because he's an autistic retard please bro"
"Please treat the autist like a baby" no thanks, I'm going to continue bullying him.
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At least when Boogie was bothered at his home, he had a gun. Sorry Nickers, but the pepperspray and rape flute just don't hit the same way
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"Happy Holidays" was rejected at the ballot box. You have less than a month.
Exceedingly unpopular take: It's perfectly OK to say "happy holidays" rather than "merry Christmas" if you live in a religiously diverse area, and in fact it's probably best.
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Spent all day at work browsing Twitter. Now time for some quality time at home, also browsing Twitter
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"Listen here, young man. I may have worked a cushy 40-hour / week job, but YOU will work 80 hours / week at Chipotle, or we will replace you with brown slaves. You entitled freaks need to pay for my government pension handout."
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"What are all these ICE agents doing in our FBI office?". "You never really got the job, it was all an elaborate set-up. We're sending you back, Patel."
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"Wow. a symbol from the gods. How auspicious! 2025 will be our year!". "NOOOOOO DON'T MISINTERPRET THIS!! I HECKIN BLEW MYSELF UP BECAUSE I HATE DONALD TRUMP AND ELON, YOU IDIOT!!!"
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"NOOOOOO RFK JR YOU CAN'T JUST HECKIN' TAKE AWAY MY GOYSLOPARINOOOOOOOO!!"
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@MysteryGrove Revolt against comb, revolt against brush.Revolt against nothing, revolt against mush.And revolt against the old lady whispering hush.
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Here are 5 unregrettable user seconds of a Sonnenrad pie spinning
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Congratulations James!!! You did it!!
It doesn't exist, but it's good that it does.
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Stimulants are one of life's greatest cheat codes. It's literally free energy
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"Tim Walz—". "I'm out." . "Kidnapped and waterboarded at a Chinese black site on November 6th." . "I'm in."
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Never read a single RFH tweet ever award (paying attention to women on here only leads to trouble)
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Urban cyclists preparing to get hit by a car for the third time today (it's never their fault)
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"Grrrrrrrr I can't even bend down far enough to suck my own dick! Humans were made flawed!!"
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"WAAAAAAAAAHG! TRUMP 2024! TRUMP 2024! TRUMP 2024! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGG!!!"
Did Aaron Bushnell vote today?.
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I want to put either the most unhinged esoteric or incredibly redpilling works in a bunch of the local community little libraries. Any suggestions?
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". and then he heard a blood curdling screech. And when he turned around, the libtard was right behind him!"
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The beauty of the World Trade Center is unfortunately overshadowed by its destruction. Designed by Minoru Yamasaki in the early 1960s, the Twin Towers were an aesthetic and architectural wonder. This thread will go into a few architectural features highlighting their beauty.
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Activate trap cards on libtards. Banish libtards to the shadow realm. Encase libtards entirely in crystal. Launch libtards into the nightmare sphere.
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POV you are the last Pringle in the can
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He offers you Pumpkin Spice Zyn. Do you accept?
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Finally made an edit short enough to appeal to your dopamine-fried attention span
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Not actually doing anything at work today award
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Hey libtards, I hope you enjoy your boiled milk (or your ultra-processed cancer-causing milk alternatives) these next couple months. After RFK Jr. gets into Washington, the only milk available in stores will be raw milk
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I usually eat a full container of Greek yogurt for lunch while I'm at work. My coworkers are naturally curious, and once asked me about it. I started explaining how cheese fuelled the Indo-European expansion, and quickly realized I was talking to the wrong crowd.
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This is what it looks like when grossly incompetent "engineers" work 16 hour days. Cool work ethic, bro
I can do more work in 6 hours than H1B workers can do in 16 hours. Never underestimate the Western wagie.
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This is actually me and half my mutuals
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"Ummmm Gigachad? I know I said I liked pasteurization. but not like this.". "I said get in the fucking machine"
We're pasteurizing the libtards who don't fit in the crystals.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson seething and crying and gnashing his teeth seeing this photo.
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Pepperspray libtard boomers. Kick libtard boomers down the stairs. Steal libtard boomers' phones. Call the police on libtard boomers.
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"Leave the low follower count e-girl alone"
"Excuse me, good sir, I will say this only once: leave the big account alone."
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This actually happened today.
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There's honestly nothing as funny as a leftist voidposter with 15,000 posts and 30 followers making an offhanded violent remark and getting their diary nuked
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Imagine dressing to "impress women" and not going for this fit instead
Basketball shorts are disgusting.
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Here we go
Israeli Forces have begun to cross into Southern Lebanon.
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"The GC is right through these doors"
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Rumor has it this was the fake bill George Floyd used to buy bananas
I hadn’t shared this, but shortly after school ended in June, my husband found these in my youngest son Jeremy’s pocket. Given to him by a white classmate. The pit in my stomach was real…
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How I pull up for my 16 hour shift at Panda Express
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This is a starter home—compact, in a decent location (for the city it’s in), and moderately priced. However, I’ve noticed that many people I meet want to bypass the starter home phase entirely.
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