The crossover of the CENTURY has FINALLY happened, the
#bauxitebros
X
@MysteelGlobal
collab is now OFFICIAL!!! 🐊 🐊🐊
To help investors get an insight into the opaque Chinese
#bauxite
market, I'll be sharing snippets off their in-depth weekly reports on Twitter!!!🥳🎉
@nikicaga
Presumably, the overall barnacle population will be just fine while the more endangered species will benefit from this level of care.
But I'm stating this with no actual data whatsoever lol.
So I wanted to do a grand reveal once I managed to save up to a 1 000 000 SEK, but sadly I didn't manage to reach that goal in time... Oh well, here are my complete returns!
In total I have inserted 54k into my account & made 778k in pure profits. Not too shabby in 2.5 years
2023 top 5 picks, it's gonna be a VERY unsurprising list:
1.
#Tin
y'all know the names already!
2. $PBR.A big juicy divvies!!!
3. $PNRL.v never going down, ever 😤
4. $SRL.v multi bag the moment permitting completes 🤞
5. $SGML.V nutty yield on a soon to be lithium producer!
With a couple hours of 2023 to go, here are my 5 top picks for 2024:
1. $AFM.V
No surprise here, eh? With
#tin
demand starting to recover & production gearing up from Mpama South; it is a no-brainer HODL for the upcoming year with plenty of catalysts to make it move higher!
Well, the time has come for my final portfolio update! This ended prematurely as I had to rug y'all to buy a house, but I'll still be shitposting on Twitter! I'll just focus more on my core sectors than pitching hundreds of ideas per month lol.
Well hot diggity damn, this week sure delivered on many fronts, from Uranium going crazy & PTAL finally delivering!!! 🥳
Managed to barely give anything back on Friday as well, so ended +13% points for the week, current YTD 124% 🥳
Ukrainian forces entered Izum, the strategic town in Kharkiv region. Unbelievable. In spring Russians spent 1 month to take it. Now it took halfday to liberate it. It’s real new Tsushima
For everyone asking about whether or not I've sold $PBR, see below table.
Until Lula either manages to figure out a way to stop PBR dividends (so far NOTHING has actually occurred), I'll sit tight & be right.
Mood today:
I'M A LONG-TERM INVESTOR I'M A LONG-TERM INVESTOR I'M A LONG-TERM INVESTOR I'M A LONG-TERM INVESTOR I'M A LONG-TERM INVESTOR I'M A LONG-TERM INVESTOR I'M A LONG-TERM INVESTOR I'M A LONG-TERM INVESTOR I'M A LONG-TERM INVESTOR I'M A LONG-TERM INVESTOR
Girlfriend just got on an ambulance due to corona... The delta variant is serious friends, she got severe symptoms as perfectly healthy 24 y/o non smoker 😢. For some reason I'm doing fine tho, although I wish our roles were reversed...
@dieworkwear
@DonTomassino_
Ahhh, thanks for clearing it up!. It was tan shoes you felt didn't fit in a biz setting, not brown in general... so many unwritten rules, so much to learn!
If you're a swing investor, you buy $SBSW today & enjoy a nice lil bounce on Thursday upon news they're finally shutting in production at Stillwater.
Still more pain to go, but BTFD when Calvin having a public meltdown is too good of an opportunity to pass.
You buy coal for asymmetrical r/r, despite the fact every retail investor ever is already long & coal prices remain at historical highs while natty crashes.
I buy shitco jr miners fir asymmetrical r/r; when they're hated, dirt-cheap & barely make money.
We're not the same.
As
#tin
is ripping once more & people once again asks for recommendations, let me just show you this amazing presentation from Boris about $AFM.v that I think most missed given tin crashed.
Do I need to say more?
When I'm not busy pumping shitco's & dunking on boomers with inflated egos, I'm spending some quality time in my little vertical garden project.
It's getting there, slowly but surely!!!
Moscow does not rule out nationalising the assets of companies registered in the United States, European Union and other "unfriendly jurisdictions", Medvedev was quoted as saying.
#Russia
#Ukraine
🇷🇺🇺🇦
While my portfolio doesn't currently reflect this, oil does seem like the biggest no-brainer long out of all commodities right now. China demand is good, NA onshore rigs are being shelved, sentiment is in the toilet & there are large US draws despite recession woes.
hmm... 🤔
People are slowly but surely beginning to realize just how BOOOLISH the setup is for offshore drillers. This is a snippet from a recent Clarksons presentation! 👀
$RIG $DO $NOL.OL $DVD.OL $ODL.OL $CLB
Well friends, looks like my addiction Twitter will soon have to come to an end...
Because I finished my MSc recently & just signed a contract to work as a developer!!! 🥳
I'll be around, but probably will have to start tweeting less... at least when I work 🤣
It seems that very few realize the unprecedented time we're in for some many commodities, due to the Russia sanctions.
A tip: Mute the generalists whom has done 0 work, yet confidently calls for a top in commodities. Follow the actual pros whom realize just how fucked it is
I've gone from bullish commodities & shipping, to straight up APEISH 🦍🦍🦍!!! I'm telling y'all, we're gonna make generational wealth here by climbing up the wall of worry, as 🐮 exit too early & 🐻 continuously get squeezed.
Russia sanctions changed everything... EVERYTHING!!!
Pretty damn hard being bearish energy when hearing this refreshing rethoric. War or not, energy security is now the name of the game in EU!
The inevitable offshore driller bull cycle gonna be insane 👀
WOW WTF
Okay, fuck it. I'm turning into a complete fucking utard. The massive investor interest in physical
#uranium
can only end up with shit getting absolutely bonkers.
Especially as it's about to get the sweet sweet ESG label due to this energy crisis... 👀👀👀
Welp, colour me pleasantly surprised! You LOT are actually buying MOAR $PBR.A $PBR post dividend? Have people finally realised how silly the nationalisation bear thesis really is??? 👀
WAGMI MFERS 😤💪
It's a bit of a cycle. First you get the post div puke, then the fear, then the recovery & runup into next dividend. Rinse & repeat ad infinitum!
You'll get used to it after a while 😮💨
Well hot diggity damn, this week sure delivered on many fronts, from Uranium going crazy & PTAL finally delivering!!! 🥳
Managed to barely give anything back on Friday as well, so ended +13% points for the week, current YTD 124% 🥳
It's been a while since I did a portfolio update, but it will now return weekly as $NAN.v finally relisted to $PNRL.V!
I've had an OK time since then, lots of volatility in oil have kept the gains modest despite the yuge shitco rally! Currently at 111% up YTD!
Some of y'all might remember that I was very into gardening last summer & mentioned that I was getting 40 strawberry plants for this season. I wasn't joking lol
Here is a little preview of my hobby project to create an food garden oasis on my balcony here in London 👀
This week was also a rollercoaster, but this time the ride was FAR more FUN! Ended up circa 10% points for the week, current YTD 101%. Finally managed to breach 100% YTD! Could I reach 200% for a third year in a row? Idk, but I sure hope so!!! 🥳🎉
I thought last week was bad, but oh boy this week sure was a rollercoaster. Got absolutely rugged on Monday, made some back Tues/Weds, rugged again on Thursday just to experience FUCK YEAH FRIDAY.
Ended up slightly up for the week, current YTD 91%. Just 3% to go from ATH! 🥳
And just like that, the market closed. A normal Friday for most, but personally marks the day which turned a small privco run & funded solely by professionals with a vision of the Iberian belts potential, to actually finding serious capital sharing said vision. We're off to the
What a week! Shorts got squeezed, garbage started flying but I sat tight (& hopefully remained right)!!! Up a whole 15% points, so my YTD has now reached 85% 🥳
Pretty nutty performance, another week like this and I'll be up 100% for the year which is rather mindboogling 🤯
This week was an absolute disaster with a massive pullback on Monday & Tuesday for commodities... but managed to regain much of it back, but not all! So my first weekly loss of a whole 8% points 🤮
But all things considered I'm glad it's not 15-20% as I thought it would be LOL
Update! GF got discharged & just got home! Seems like the worst is behind us 🥳
Thanks for all the ❤️ shown here, it was very heartwarming and kind of you all 🙏🙏🙏
This is just a beautiful sight to behold, $TSLA stans & Elon are fighting as the share price continues to go limit down 😙👌
KEEP RAISING THOSE DAMN RATES JPOW, IT'S WORKING!!!!
@stripe
is forcing us off their platform because our founder and primary shareholder lives off grid and uses a rural water system.
Unfortunately we are being forced to suspend our credit card processing and debank due to their new KYC requirements that ban living off grid.
There is definitely more value to squeeze out, but given the dramatic over performance vs anything non LatAm oil, I'm pretty content taking profits here!
So long & thanks for all the fish! 🥳
So I've begun something I've wanted to do for a while, watch all the old school classics! Basically watch through the 100 years 100 movies list!
First up: Lawrence of Arabia! I went in blind and came out STUNNED! 10/10 it has aged like fine 🍷, the scenery is just *chefs kiss*
While everyone is panicking about CS, I've been paying attention to all the rather bullish oil news. OPEC+ over 1mm cut, Russian production *finally* faltering & China no-covid policy showing signs of easing 🧐
Maybe I'll have to get exposure a bit earlier than planned...
How the fuck do people manage to lose money on stonks when markets always go up eventually? Got to be one dumb motherfucker who bought something useless such as "commodities" instead of AI LMFAO
It actually pains me when someone is losing money and says "the market doesnt make sense." here is the truth, the market isnt supposed to make sense, by definition. Just make money, dont make sense.
HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING TRUE,
#TIN
SPOT JUST SPIKED TO 29K/T !!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!!!!!! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WRITING IN CAPS????🤪🤪🤪
#ALLINTIN
$AFM.v
Don't worry anons, $SBSW will most definitely not share the same fate. Its balance sheet is completely fine and they totally haven't had any signs of distress.
FWIW $ZIM crayons tell us to sell here
So I trimmed most of my rather sick gains for 2024, gonna keep a small position only & re-enter if we see a nice lil dip 🙏
The small vertical garden is shaping up preeetty damn nice!!! Got daily visits of a bunch of bumblebees & other wild bees, so I must do something right!!! 🥳
I'm not bearish OFS per se, but if you're chasing and/or not taking profits after a 40% rally in a single month... you're doing it wrong & asking to get rugged!!!
Just a friendly reminder xoxo
Having a 6 hour layover in Zurich is truly the worst! It will probably cost me more to buy food & snacks during my short time here, rather than my entire 2 week stay in Thailand 💀
Had another amazing year due to $SGQ.to $ZIM $AFM.v, can't believe I nearly had as a large return as I did in 2020!!! 🥳
Can we get another good year before the house of cards falls down? I'm skeptical, but I'll keep trying! 😅
2020 has been my best investing year so far, although I only started in 2017. Looking back I owe much of it to people on Twitter and the friends I've made along the way. Happy new years everyone! 🎉
I got a serious plant addiction, can't stop ordering trees. But can you blame me, just look at this shit. How can I resist planting one in my frontyard to have a similar display in circa 10 years? 😤
Boring old lawns w/o anything in them GTFO, we tree maxxin dis bitch
Pretty funny how you can buy one of the world largest international cement makers near covid lows, because 🤡 think all listed German industrials will go to 0.
So much possible alpha to generate here...
$HDELY
I was a tad bit early back into WHC 😅, but I think it's definitely time to fade EU optimism & pivot further into a polar vortex collapse scenario by being long coal/gas!
Thinking of joining the bois in $YAL.AX 👀
What a week, feels like things are beginning to break & the BIG CRASH all the 🐻 have dreamed off for years is finally happening.
But I had a great week despite that, due to being long mostly energy & shipping! Up 9% points for the week, current YTD is 90% 🥳🥳🥳
How fitting that April ended with such a volatile week lol. Did really well on some punts, did atrocious on others! All in all, managed to at least survive! Current YTD is 81.7%, slightly up for the week! April ended up 2.4%, which relative to the market is A-OK for me 😅
This is missing the trees for the forest, don't forget their current FCF yield + growing gas production in EU (Corrib, Slovakia, Hungary etc) + LXE
They are 90% unhedged in 2023, if TTF remains high then they will print $$$. Current valuation for $VET $VET.TO is a JOKE!!!
$VET.TO seems like a smart pick for a European gas bull and is getting more attention as TTF prices go bonkers. Can't help but notice the company is facing its 4th consecutive drop in Dutch production. Also meaningful declines in France and Canada. A concern or a buy?
While everyone is piling into PBR for Brazil exposure, ya boi is looking elsewhere...
Have y'all forgotten about $VALE? Pretty crazy that it's trading so cheaply, esp given recent jump in steel/IO & the yuuuge Saudi investment 👀
I used to be a gold hater, but I have become quite the bull. But recently, I've even become a fanatic.
The strength in this rally, where every dip has gotten bought despite much skepticism & a complete lack of retail participation, makes me INCREDIBLY excited for
#gold
.
dude had +$10m but didn't cash out, and now he lives out of his car... must have fallen for the
@BichonRedux
psyop that he was merely middle class & needed at min $20m to retire comfortably.
many such cases... 💀
There’s a lot of freedom in living in your Tesla for a while.
Fewer bills to pay. No rent/mortgage, internet, utilities, taxes, repairs, maintenance, etc.
You own less stuff, especially if you donate everything in your storage unit like I did. And as a result, you be less
If there is one selloff that has puzzled me it's agriculture. How did wheat, corn etc all fall straight back to pre invasion levels? Whatever happened to the massive decline we kept hearing about in production worldwide, did it get solved? 🧐🤔