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@Ic3Evaa Why doesn’t bro just fake apologize and he’ll start every game on the right. It’s because he’s scared of his own failure and would rather pretend a fallout with the manager is the reason he flopped.
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@DailyLoud Wait you mean the 50 year old man built like a 25 year old bodybuilder is on the juice????
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@LottinPackeddd Mf telling other people to find something better to do while spending his days comparing footballers wives 💀
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@LusaarL @ThatsFootballTV @DailyMirror There’s homosexuals in Qatar too. Just because it’s illegal doesn’t mean they don’t exist.
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@LJGLA_ He can play 4/5 of these positions to a much higher standard. Foden doesn’t even start for his own team
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@MM_QC21 Stress is the #1 thing that knocks years off your life. The fella on the farm doesn’t give a shit about anything and this guy spends every second worried about taking pills and eating.
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@Dany_mcfc @AliceTalksFooty Our youth team is bigger than your club
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@EntireDesign_ Scrap the legal system altogether and just have Memphis do FaceTimes
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@BarcelonaBatma1 @lachlan ‘Different laws’ and human rights violations are not the same thing mate. It’s crazy, I know, but true.
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@JM10ii I’m begging you to go watch Juventus please.
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@NazimHikmet_0 @OverSoftNL @afruitmedley @Ryanair Do you seriously think she’s fucking stood on the plane mate?
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@Yerdas_out Waved in case he left, cried in case he stayed.
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@KahunaKome To think this all happened because Yaya Toure didn’t get any birthday cake…
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@MarkyRMA @MikhaeIII By this logic your own opinion literally isn’t reliable
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@ArianMasumi @vybhavbadri Just blatant sexism here.
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@afcjxmes Parking fines should be in relation to income.
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@Football__Tweet How is it official Martinelli could score 40 goals tonight
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@NeilLFC3 Nahh look at Firmino’s reaction
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@HemmenKees Martinez is such a funny example of forced perspective. He’s literally average UK height but because footballers are tall he just looks like a kid running around.
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@utd_hub10 ‘They are scared of us’ More like the 20 year old social media person running the account shit his pants when he thought he made a mistake. Nothing changed.
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@____Memphis @UTDTrey A mistake is crashing your car, maybe getting too drunk and hitting someone, maybe even something worse. A mistake IS NOT raping and assaulting a woman over a few weeks. He should never play professional football again.
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@WilSCFC I despise this man with every ounce of my being
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@TJayyyy_1 Yoo where did pogba senior go
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@HxnchoIini Literally looks like a Sunday league match
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@EuropaLeague @ManUtd Nah leave us alone please
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@UtdPlug @MullockSMirror If this man doesn’t succeed liquidate the club because there is no hope
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@_0luwaseun_ @_ataas_ What is ever the necessity for a no look pass then?😂
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@VOVCFC @_aestheticmf @CFCYassin Believe it or not that not everyone who supports an English club is English 😳
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@StoolFootball Obviously just some random bloke pretending to be a footballer
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@ria6n @AniUTD @SackOIe Nobody talks about the fact it’s a 92% win rate aswell. Insane stat.
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@Ic3Evaa Pep will have his day in court for his crimes against football
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@mathur0201 This cutscene is acc so funny. Just easy slander for anyone.
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@arkamufc00 I’m never forgiving him idk. Still the most boring football I’ve ever seen.
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@HITCSevens I don’t understand why they even deny being homophobic. When they clearly are?
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@C_EXVII I know he got that adrenaline shock in his heart when he heard this
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@ThatsFootballTV @DailyMirror I really hope he was given permission by them to say this. Otherwise it’s putting so much unnecessary stress onto their situation, at the end of the day it’s none of our business if they want to keep it to themselves.
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@Utd_Olly15 Just imagined Dan James (post first 5 games for us) in this position and spat out my brew.
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@UtdHenry The fuck does this even mean
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@J4EGOLDBERG You’ve just explained to yourself why being gay isn’t a choice
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@misslululems @Sptnka @TenHagBalI No we are not racing for the league mate. Having standards and being realistic about what is expected are two different things. You’ll be the one crying for another managers head in a years time.
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@Cookie_AFC Do you ever stop fucking crying?
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@Ic3Evaa Bunch of failed wingers trying to play in midfield. Shut up and start running down the line man.
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@ek365_ A politician will literally win every argument with the average person, regardless of what their stance is. It’s their only job.
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@tovers98 Shows your ball knowledge when you ignored the fact they have acuna who isn’t even a nailed starter for his own team
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@VOVCFC @_aestheticmf @CFCYassin I’m guessing you’re from and still live in Fulham yes?
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@Eliassfc2 I can’t drink 21 pints in a day.
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@Mufcfaninspain It’s a banner for a supporters club. The same ones we have for every other group of supporters.
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@UtdPlug We have to release him but Garnacho can choose not to go. We will influence him heavily in that decision.
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@BenChase_Gh @callum_gasson If being a saint means not raping and beating a woman, then yes, yes I am a saint.
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@AndyMk_83 Best GK, CB, RB, LB, CM, RW, LW and manager itw. Makes you wonder how shit the rest of them are to stop that team succeeding.
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@PargeyBCAFC @StokeyyG2 If hitler said he loved Jews does that make it true?
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@TheFootyFusion Standards are in the depths of hell
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@jjcharlton95 Notice how you said ‘big 6’ then ‘top 6’ which means you know it’s two different things.
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@StoolFootball This is exactly how most extremist groups have started. You isolate and shame a group of people who have done nothing wrong they will take extreme action.
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@Casey_Evans_ Ziyech would be working in McDonald’s if that one switch of play clip didn’t go viral.
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@eurofootcom The solution for all these leagues is so easy. Stop giving 90% of your TV revenue to the big teams and spread it like the prem. That’s it.
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@TJayyyy_1 Ronaldo fans make up scenarios in their heads then try convince everyone else it’s real
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@DalotBall Wrong. Charlton, Cantona, Scholes, Giggs, Best, are ahead just to name a few.
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@n3utralcf_ He went to take the shot, realized it was stupid and went to pass, realized he isn’t good enough to make the pass then tried to turn, realized his touch isn’t good enough, then tried to tackle and realized he can’t, then nearly got sent off
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@AniUTD Would only work like 2 more times
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@JacKLynch321 @utdreport @MirrorFootball Liverpool winning 7-0 as a sign of respect.
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@stateoffooty The audacity when he said he has nothing against him after 40 minutes of hate was crazy
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@VOVCFC @_aestheticmf @CFCYassin So only people who live in the area of a club can support it? Don’t you think it’s more plastic to stop supporting a club because you or your family has moved away? And I’m a 1 hour flight away, a flight I’ll be taking on Saturday btw mate.
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@ThatDamnHoare He’d start crying if he was sent off too
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@Thumthin_Else @Rubiu5 @elonmusk Well what is the answer then
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@stateoffooty Because dalot does nothing better than him apart from aesthetics
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@justmepotse @academyarenaUTD From our academy so yes
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@BreezyUTD @LiamJxmess_ And even on a footballing level it’s not true. We got relegated after Munich ffs
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@JohnnyVizz Thats a map of where the actions happen NOT how many of them are done. Extremely misleading.
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@Memeulous They laid it out like a $100,000,000 drug seizure 💀
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@Dany_mcfc @AliceTalksFooty Our youth team is bigger than your club + oil club + artificial success
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@DaxUtd If we ever win conference league I don’t even want it celebrated. Treat it like a pre season trophy.
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@MUFC_redarmy99 Ronaldo FC gonna hate this Romos kid for eternity. Get him at the club now.
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@TheFergusonWay @utdreport @footballdaily ‘Always spent the money’ apart from when you gave Jose a new contract, then refused to buy him a CB and sacked him before Christmas.
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@UtdEra_ Rashford is essential. Without bruno we need someone who can get a goal from nothing at any moment.
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@wingmidbaer Don’t you think the abuse starts going too far when you move onto his sister the day after he played well?
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@centredevils That beautiful bald man has rocked my world
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@aarongfootball @WilSCFC Not only is he very annoying. He clickbaited eriksens death, and when a fan had a heart attack in a stadium he clickbaited that too. He’s also acting like he’s doing a really hard challenge that he doesn’t like while being paid to attend every World Cup game.
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@MufcWonItAll If it doesn’t work try ban him from football
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@johnbonesx Probably had trials at crystal palace when he was 15 and hasn’t shut up about it since
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@TheFergusonWay Like a mini vidic who can pass the ball too
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@Differential_PL Nah who actually cares about Jesus points he’s fucking 80% owed man unless you captained him it means nothing
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@UTDFrankie @zeeshanxz Exposed by an account with the label ‘not a journalist’. Someone with 0 journalistic integrity whatsoever
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@centredevils @JPercyTelegraph Mate you aren’t even a nailed starter for the worst team in the league asking why you didn’t start for a champions league club.
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@ESPNUK No they shouldn’t. Stadiums that are 70% empty aren’t a good look for women’s football and makes a shit atmosphere.
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@StokeyyG2 If you disagree with this you’re genuinely an incel
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@UtdWesleyy @socios @FabrizioRomano Ain’t topping this one pal
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@Ic3Evaa If we go a goal down early we’ll get slaughtered. Like 4-0
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@HITCSevens I’ve never once heard someone describe £700,000 as ‘0.7 million’
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@Eliassfc2 I loved that series until he said he had 21 pints in a day
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@Citykun08 @IeeSZN You’ve never spoken to a woman in your life I guarantee it
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@skengteta How can you not see it’s beside him not above him
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@michaelttfw They’ll try compare their squad to the centurions, Treble winners. 2008 united and the invincibles. And to back it up they’ll have 2022 Carabao cup winners medals…
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@UtdPlug The 400 grand a week also helped though I imagine
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@manojmcfc @JanktoBarak You’ve won the premier league 3/4 years along with about 20 cups and have nothing to celebrate?💀
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@StokeyyG2 You’re dead right George.
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@owenthfc__ @markgoldbridge Mark has fore-fronted the largest wave of abuse into a single player I’ve ever seen in my life.
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@TheFergusonWay The players didn’t even get a day off training and they had a fucking open top bus 💀💀💀💀💀
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@CasaDupre Yeah he’s playing the exact same way it’s just more successful in the weaker league.
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@UtdsEra 300k a week for a near 30 year old off the back of his worst season in 7 years isn’t crazy to say no to.
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