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41. Husband. Dad. P5 Krav Maga. United-Kids-Wife in that order (for 90 minutes twice a week 👀) Esker Celtic U-14s coach 🟦⬜️ #MUFC for over 30 years. 🇾🇪
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Nice surprise for the two kiddies this morning with tickets for the
#FACup
match tonight at Old Trafford. ❤️ 🖤
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Fair play to the little rascal. Better than a big poxy sign begging for his jersey. Good lad.
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They have ONE Premier League title but seem to have had the best everything of the Premier League era.
Luis Suarez’s 13/14 season is the greatest individual season in Premier League history and always will be the greatest individual season in Premier League history.
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Had I known Laura Woods was going to be signing random stuff outside Old Trafford I'd have brought a marriage cert.
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Why doesn't Pep just sign £50m striker and turn him into a £150m striker with his fantastically superior coaching qualities.
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Was just thinking to myself I wonder what Chris Eagles makes of all this. Thanks
@SkySportsNews
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Said it before and I'll say it again. Time to start scouting the person and not just the player. We've signed some proper tossers in the past decade. This fella is one of the worst.
🚨🟡⚫️ Jadon Sancho to Borussia Dortmund, here we go! Deal in place between Man United and BVB on loan, NO buy option.
Understand Sancho can travel later today for medical.
BVB will cover part of the salary plus loan fee. €4m package.
Boarding completed ✈️
@TurkishAirlines
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When United won the league Cup last year it was a nothing trophy. This year Carragher compared it to the Champions League. 😂
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Team news in for Fulham: Maguire, DeLigt and Martinez are ruled out for a month so Evans will partner Lindelof, while Wan Bissaka comes in for Luke Shaw who drank too much custard during pre season and is out until the New Year with gastroenteritis. Onana starts.
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Andy Mitten's professionalism is honestly such a breath of fresh air in an industry which is becoming saturated with youtubers, bloggers, shit pundits and media arseholes.
Watching
@LisandrMartinez
sing "We Have Seen It All", will surely make your day 🥹🫶
#SonySportsNetwork
#EmiratesFACUp
#FACup
#ManchesterDerby
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I've seen Manchester United lift European Cups and win Premier League titles on the final day of the season. I've never seen them celebrate like this. Imagine if this lot actually win a trophy. Odd balls.
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Never seen a player believe his own hype as much as Van Dijk. His trophy cabinet isn't exactly overflowing. Thinks he's Franz Beckenbauer.
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Woke up this morning to find out that you should be allowed to be a little bit offside.
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Imagine your son, at United since he was 5. Fulfills his dream of playing for, captaining and scoring for his boyhood club. Then imagining listening to these horrible fan cam cunts slating him. And the likes of
@SkySports
give them air time. Sickens me.
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The level of disrespect that gets shown to Denis Irwin in these types of combined/ All time XI things is truly off the scale. Hands down the best left back in the PL era.
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I was so excited about Ronaldo's return but after hearing Premier League legend and six time Balon D'or winner Lee Hendrie say he's not sure about it on
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Cant decide on two tickets to the match or two weeks in the Maldives. I'll have to ask the mrs.
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Liverpool's hard core away support wear half n half's pass it on.
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No matter what happens. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has gone up in my estimation as a man and despite what others may say, is an even bigger legend than he was before he took over. Yes his time is up, but I love the man. And I couldn't give a flying fuck what anyone else thinks.
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Why the fuck do I still look forward to every United game? Back to back 3-0 home defeats. Been shite for 10 years. Yet here I am planning my entire Saturday around watching the shower of shite.
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My little mini El Matador with a poachers effort... that celebration 😂
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I would honestly rather get relegated with Ten Hag then have a new manager come in and give these spineless twats a fresh start, only for them to throw the next manager under the bus in 12 months time.
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@Carra23
Youre absolutely obsessed with Ronaldo Jamie. You never stop going on about him. He cost £13m and has scored 15 goals. Remind me how £100m Grealish and Lukaku are doing please.
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Jose got Pogba (£93m) Lukaku (£75m) Fred (£60m) Lindelof (£40m) Bailly (£30m) Sanchez (£400k pw contract). Was denied Maguire & Perisic. Ole was denied Haaland & Bellingham. Ole wasn't backed last summer at all. Difference is he didn't throw his toys out & blame everyone else.
If Mourinho had the backing Ole is having right now, he would've won the Premier League and maybe more.
I hope this is common knowledge.
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Remember Roy Keane had to listen to Carragher tell him this Liverpool team was comparable to United's of 99? Ha... fuck me.
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People adding the £125m that Solskjaer has yet to spend on two players (Sancho and Varane) that have yet to kick a ball for United, to his overall spend in order to criticise the fact he has yet to win a trophy is the most brain dead argument you'll see anywhere.
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I'm actually losing interest in football. VAR has completely sucked the life out of it for me. Probably will never be able to walk away from it. But as a spectacle it's no longer recognisable to the sport I got hooked on. Rule makers have turned it into a complete shitshow.
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Fuck me just saw someone suggest Graham Potter as a replacement for Ole. I'm logging off. Talk to you all Wednesday.
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EVERY SINGLE TIME I watch Dalot I think Wan Bissaka is better than this. Then I watch Wan Bissaka and I think Dalot is better than this. And on and on it goes.....
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@ChrisRobinsonMU
Internet is full of little creeps recording people on the sly and plastering it everywhere.
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What a fuckin nob head. Liverpool win one league title and a CL and he's comparing them to United 99. TAA has been dogshit for 18 months, has two decent games and now he's comparing him to DeBruyne. Fuck off man!
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Love this man and love this. No running round like a spanner doing three punches in the air for the cameras.
Erik ten Hag crediting Old Trafford for the team’s incredible display today. What a man! 👏
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Eventually all the superstar footballers will end up in Saudi Arabia with the fancams & English football clubs will be left with lads from UK & Ireland earning mediocre wages & who go on the piss between games but play for the crest like it was in the 80s & I for one can't wait.
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If FT was around in the 00's:
"Fergie's got blood on his hands over Veron."
"Fergie has ruined Obertan's career blud."
"Yo fam we need another midfielder to unlock Kleberson"
"Rooney is a passion merchant init."
"Why we signing this kid from Sporting and not Crespo? Finished cub"
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Wonder how many European away supporters have visited the Etihad over the years when they play United... the magic of Old Trafford. Why it shouldn't be knocked.
📹 ¡Madridistas en Old Trafford!
La casa del gran rival del Manchester City.
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Keano trying to take the whole fuckin Haaland family out. Liam Neeson will play him in the movie some day.
"He's almost like a League 2 player" 😲
Roy Keane and Micah Richards were not impressed with Erling Haaland 👇
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@morganthomasx1
He was saying "points" as in how many points (or indeed goals) he reckons each one might score by the end of the game. Sounds like a very deep thinker and an all round good lad. Most lads just go to gawk at the women. Treasure him.
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The Manchester United social media fanbase is an entirely different breed. Swear to god it's like something from the fuckin Twilight Zone.
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If I could push a button tomorrow and have United relegated to League 2 on some massive FFP scandal I would. Imagine being free of the Glazers, primadona players, fancams, tourists, megastore mongs, and play away to Halifax and Aldershot and watch the club rise again. Be class.
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The "fan base" isn't divided folks. You have United fans. Then you have massive bell ends who use their twitter accounts to shout and scream for likes and retweets because it gives them a sense of relevance during their otherwise anonymous existence.
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Poor Jurgen hasn't the energy to keep going after 9 years and 1 league title. Try 27 years and 13 league titles.
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@piersmorgan
@chrismd10
@ManUtd
@Cristiano
In fairness Piers it's difficult enough to endure your tweets let alone a whole column.
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All the match going United fans delighted Pogba is off. All the Fifa playing Pogba FC e-fans are gutted. If it means they all fuck off to PSG with Pogba it'll be a double celebration.
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Cant tell you how happy I'll be if the dippers don't make that Dublin final. Irish Liverpool fans are the most full kit wankers you'll ever see. Would be an unbearable weekend.
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I really thought the Pogba lot would fuck off when he did. My god they're relentless. The guy hasn't kicked a football since he left and they want him back because of a 60 second montage of a few stopovers in 2017. Turn it in lads.
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In a hotel and Twelve Days of Christmas came on and my little lad says "dad that sounds like the Cantona song"... 😭😭 my work here is done!
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An unbelievable feeling to have both my boys with me for the first time. The 4th generation of United fans, following their great-grandad. First visit for my eldest came with a history lesson....
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I've seen Sancho 6 times for Dortmund. Last night was the first time I saw him play really well. He can get away with 5 & 6/10s there. But at United every touch is scrutinised. That's why it takes a certain character to play at a club where the demands are so much higher.
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@Ambo_91
Genuine question. Can you explain the logic in spending an hour clinging on for a 1-0 win, then clinging on for a draw, then with five minutes to go, deciding to substitute your main defensive midfielder for a striker?
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Onana is absolutely fuckin useless. As bad as any signing we've made in the past 10 years.
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If Garnacho's goal had stood against Arsenal then the United team in crisis would be level on points with title chasing Arsenal. Fine margins and all.
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If youre liking or retweeting Mark fuckin Goldbridge causing him to appear on my timeline it's an immediate unfollow from me.
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Beckham in the 1999 Champions League Final is the most underrated performance in the history of MUFC. Watch it back. Colossal.
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If United sack Ten Hag it's vital they also fuck out the players that have screwed him and others over in the past. If they dont this shit just rolls over to the next unlucky bastard.
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@reeves1960
@sportbible
My little lad did it in an under 8s game just before Christmas, to about 4 parents of the opposition. Grabbing the crest as well. 😆
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I'm actually getting to the point with United where I don't care whether we win, lose or draw anymore. There's only one result that matters and it's not being played out on the pitch.
#GlazersOut
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Just when I thought my opinion of Trevor Sinclair couldn't fall any lower. He goes and plays the mental health card, which is an insult to those who genuinely struggle with their mental health. Horrible individual.
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We've had some bad characters at the club over the past decade or so but this kid is a proper breath of fresh air. ❤️
Message received, Daniel.
We're so sorry to hear about your father, but take comfort in knowing that his support last Thursday helped us to victory.
In return, Kobbie has something to say to you... ❤️
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My brother has a phd in microbiology, specialising in infectious diseases. His Mrs has a similar phd & was taken from influenza research & put on covid19. They both have first hand knowledge of the virus & are both fully vaccinated, unlike anti-vax Karen, whos done some research.
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Remember when the best centre midfielders like Robson, Keane and Scholes used to just play centre midfield?
Sabitzer is an 8 who used to be a 10, and has joined a United only to basically have to play at 6, twice playing out of a press. When you consider it all, I really think he has been pretty good and at worst unproblematic over his first three appearances
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This sums the Talksport lot up. Danny Murphy writes a column, is asked about it, then disagrees with the points made in the column, not realising he was the writer of it. Why does anyone listen to these idiots?
🤔 Jim: “Are Spurs no closer to delivering what Harry Kane deserves?”
❌ Danny: “I don’t understand what he ‘deserves’, I don’t get that.”
📰 Jim: “You wrote that… It’s your column!”
Danny Murphy had a nightmare here! 🤣
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Keep seeing Keanes comment about leopards not changing their spots. But this is almost an entirely different group of players, which proves it's a cultural issue. I'm convinced players arrive, see the sub standard conditions and expectations and that's where the drop off lies.
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Heading to Anfield with a back 4 of AWB, Evans, Varane and Dalot and a midfield of McTominay, Amrabat and Mainoo and a front 3 of Antony, Garnacho and Hojlund who have one league goal between them this season. Cant wait. 🤢
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That Anfield atmosphere is the biggest myth in football by the way. YNWA for a minute before KO. Screaming like lunatics every time they won a throw in first 5 minutes then fuck all for 85 minutes. Barely even applauded their team off the pitch at the end.
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I know absolutely nothing about Rangnick. Literally never heard his name up until about a month ago. Can anyone tell me about him. If you've got a Martial or Pogba avi don't reply because you haven't a scooby either and I won't read whatever drivel you write blud.
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Scousers taking issue with our cup runs. Bit rich for a club who won European Cups against Club Brugge, Moenchengladbach and Spurs.
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@Garethrobbo
Well going off the fact he was criticised for his immaturity by Emre Can when at Dortmund and was twice fined and dropped by them for missing/ being late for training and also fined by the Bundesliga. Also cried scapegoat when he was there. But apart from that yeh just guessing.
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@cmmccormack37
£75m 30 year old centre half scores the winner...
"We won it with our youth team"
😂 new levels of delusion here.
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My voice is gone but I've stopped shaking at least. This fuckin football club. They're fighting for the manager. The most United win since Paris. Incredible.
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@oldtraffordbum
Best striker, centre midfielder, left and right back in PL era, not to mention the greatest centre half of all time. This means more. ONE... ONE league title... 😂
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Jamie Redknapp telling Ronaldo what he should be doing is like... well... me telling Ronaldo what he should be doing.
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Stop replying to Piers fuckin Morgan so he stops appearing on my timeline please. Thanks.
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I'm muting "CDM". Absolutely sick of seeing it. And "double pivot" can get in the bin with aswell. Fuck sake, just shut the transfer window and get the football back quickly.
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Mad the way the green and gold on twitter is more anti Ole now than anti Glazer. Bell ends, the lot of them.
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Just waiting for the same level of outrage over the penalty Wolves got as there was over the penalty they didn't get at Old Trafford... any minute now...
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Doesn't matter who the manager is, who's in goal, who's leading the line, who the captain is, who's sulking, who's working hard or who isn't. We're a badly run football club with no structure, no plan, no forward thinking and until that changes, we have no hope.
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Ole saying he "hopes" he'll be welcome back at OT. Fuck sake. Infuriating what some of these hateful cunts have done. I'm not tagging them, we all know who they are. He obviously won't know them by name but their hate-filled agenda on social media wouldve been felt by him.
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If you don't rate Ole as manager that's fine but its the fuckin disrespect for his football career at United that pisses me off. Hes scored a shit load of goals, important ones. A big game player, a grafter and a quality footballer. Fuck off with your tap in merchant bollix.
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It'll be a nice headache for Ten Hag in September trying to pick a midfield from DeJong, Rabiot, Caceido, Casemiro, Milinkovic Savic, Gaitan and Sneijder.
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@TelegraphDucker
Van Gaal decimated that United squad. The damage he did isn't talked about enough. Players like Darmian, Schweinsteiger, Schneiderlin, DiMaria, Falcao, Memphis, Rojo set us back about 10 years. Sold proven and reliable title winning players to make room for them aswell. Awful.
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I've seen Ronaldo criticised more in the last 5 days than the last 15 years. Cant think why that might be though... 🤔
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Radcliffe was always best of a bad bunch for me. We don't need oil money, we just need to be well oiled.
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Neville is so far up the scousers holes these days. Oh the best defender in the league and the best goalkeeper in the league. Fuck off man.
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And what's wrong with this? He's a quiet lad that just gets on with his job. So what if he doesn't want to talk to a bunch of vultures who will twist his words and hang him at the first opportunity.
🚨🚨🌕|
#mufc
staff have struggled to get Aaron Wan Bissaka to engage with in house media commitments, never mind with dedicated reporters. [
@samuelluckhurst
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That's one of the biggest moves I've seen United ever make, and I'm not talking just post Sir Alex. We've just kicked the Bernabeu door in and walked out with one of their best players.
#Varane
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Mrs Rashford must be some lady, to raise a kid the way she has. As a father of two boys I know it's not always easy to teach them the right things all of the time. But if either turn out to be half the man of Marcus Rashford at just 23 years old, ill know I've done a decent job.
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Dybala. 29 in November. Injury problems all season. High wage demands from him and his agent. Exactly the type of player Woodward wouldve signed and exactly the type we should be avoiding.
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Few on here will have a huge void to fill in their sad little lives once Ole goes. Who's the next scapegoat coz let's be honest it was never REALLY about Ole. He was an outlet for them to project their own personal misery. Theyll always be miserable so theyll always need someone.
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Redknapp was technically an excellent footballer. But you can see the difference in mentality between him and Keane. Keane doesn't value his CL winners medal because he didn't play in the final. Redknapp labelled a Spurs team as "great" because the got to a CL 1/4 final.
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From Pogba 6 to Martinez 6. Has there ever been a bigger upgrade in the club's history?
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Haha what the fuck is this shit?? The double standards in the British press around United and everyone else is off the scale. That is one of the worst Chelsea team's I've ever seen.
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