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Joined March 2021
Feeling good and proud of myself so here we go. This is me a few months after dealing with testicular cancer. Life's too precious so make the most of it. (PS get checked if you're feeling off).
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Tom Huddlestone seeing CR7 training with him .
Cristiano Ronaldo arrived at Carrington at 8:30am this morning and is due to train with #mufc's under-21s [@samuelluckhurst].
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man's currently on a mini-honeymoon with his soon to be wife and decided to stop what he was doing cause he got compared to de Gea.
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When we're playing an Elanga - Martial - Antony frontline in the EL and ten Hag shouts "Anthony"
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Wonder what Ashworth is telling these guys to make them act like this.
🚨 Manuel Ugarte is in love with the idea of being a Manchester United player. #MUFC [@FabrizioRomano]
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Exact same positions every year without failure
#mufc's provisional plan is to sign a defender, a midfielder and a winger next summer [@samuelluckhurst].
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Sancho when he arrives at Carrington and sees CR7 .
Official: Jadon Sancho has returned to #mufc due to a minor knock and is expected to recover in time for United’s game against Newcastle United on the 11th of September.
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Felix seeing Havertz do exactly what he's doing during the match.
“My best position is as the second forward. "Playing like a No 10, with a guy in front of me.”. Chelsea's new signing Joao Felix is firm in where he wants to play on the pitch and he knows what he wants to achieve on it, too. #CFC . ✍️ @dermotmcorrigan.
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he's the reason we're forced to sell academy players and the best we could get out of him is a loan, close to the worst signing in Premier League history.
🚨BREAKING: . Antony is approaching a move to Real Betis on loan until the end of the season, without an option to buy. #mufc [@MatteMoretto]
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bought sancho to be our rw, thought he was better on the left after a season, bought another 100m rw to fill the spot but then turns out sancho's better on the right after all
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ok since this is actually real, any guesses on who cried ?.
Ruben Amorim unleashed a rage in the dressing room after the Brighton defeat of biblical proportions! Tables were flipped over, chairs kicked and every player was made aware that they either shape up of fuck off! His temper was so bad tears were shed and players were silent!! 👀
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Just checked Grealish's stats for this season and he's only got 1 more contribution than Antony .
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this season's game footage + this monstrosity in grey scale with some dramatic Gary Neville commentary in the background before it cuts to us winning the prem in 3 years, can already see it.
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Joel Glazer's signature leaked , now we can send the bid to Dortmund ourselves and sign a letter that he's willing to step down aswell
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The United team when the clock strikes 4:30pm on Sunday .
📝 - The Liverpool vs #mufc game will be key for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s future [@FabrizioRomano].
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remembering last season when Amad went all emo and deleted all United content and started posting his Sunderland comps, sad times.
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mason's first conversation with varane .
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Ugarte's our first dm signing under pensioner age since we signed Carrick from Spurs
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we're dragging Varane, CR7 and Casemiro to away trips to Moldova and Cyprus.
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Media when Chelsea signed Silva at 36 vs Media when United signed a CR7 at 36
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Need managers to forget fair play and just do this to the opponent's manager after they beat them.
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still remember that Burnley game a few days before we signed him like it was yesterday. .
❤️ Manchester United celebrating Bruno Fernandes’ 250th appearance in Red today ✨. 82 goals, 72 assists and the captain’s armband ©️🇵🇹
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when i saw AWB complete those dribbles after City scored, I knew we were coming back.
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@MarcusRashford So the guy who got on your account just tweeted "yes x" only and thanked children for buying your book ?
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Rashford during England's training sessions trying to stay near Sancho as much as possible
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young academy forward making their starting 11 debut in February when the other young starting striker is out injured
🚨 BREAKING: . Omari Forson is in frame for his first Manchester United start vs Fulham! . Training has featured Forson in a front three including Marcus Rashford and Alejandro Garnacho. #MUFC [@lauriewhitwell]
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ten Hag only letting Dubravka play in the carabao cup just to cup tie him .
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just deeped we've had 15 injuries, an abuse case, player sent to Machu Picchu and a literal car accident happen to us all within 5 weeks
So just Timber, partey, trossard, martinelli and Rice out injured after 5 weeks?.
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eating my chicken salad in absolute silence after reading this, no youtube, nothing.
🚨🔴 Marcus Rashford: “When I leave Manchester United, I'll make a statement and it will be from me”. “That’s for sure”, told @henrywinter.
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ten Hag when Fergie and CR7 start reminiscing about the past during the meeting when he's supposed to be leading a training session .
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@utdreport @samuelluckhurst CR7 when CR jr asks him to renew his spotify and PS plus memberships
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All this prop only for them to come and offer £15m for him.
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Heading into the community shield final with a worse squad than the FA cup final
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Nuno been at Saudi for the last 2 years and still managed to win an away game against a top half team before ten Hag did.
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@utdreport @MirrorFootball Edinson Cavani arriving at Carrington this morning in his new Matador Eldorado , which he himself made during his monthly vacation time at his farm #mulive.
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just hit me that we were a West Ham win away from Conference league football .
#mufc ended last season with 58 points in the Premier League. They're now on 59 points with eight fixtures left.
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We won the league the last time a GTA game got announced .
We are very excited to let you know that in early December, we will release the first trailer for the next Grand Theft Auto. We look forward to many more years of sharing these experiences with all of you. Thank you,.Sam Houser.
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Fabrizio adding "in love with the club" to make the info he copied his own
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United just playing the long game, enough of these £100m players, we're gonna be the first team to spend £200m on a player.
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Varane trying to stop the fight by using his 4 CLs
Two senior #mufc players had a 'full-on scrap' towards the end of a training session on Thursday. The duo 'went at it' and had to be pulled apart. The session was ended prematurely and all the players were ordered back to the changing rooms #mulive [@ncustisTheSun].
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@FabrizioRomano The board after the zoom call ended after telling him that the budget was £200m .
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If you think this clip gave me hope for a comeback idk what to tell you. (it did).
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Chelsea welcoming Juve to the 10th place club .
Serie A’s FIGC Prosecutor has ruled that Juventus will be given a -15 point deduction as result of the “Plusvalenza Case”, club’s capital gain violations 🚨 #Juventus.
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average day as a United fan.
🚨EXCLUSIVE: Noussair Mazraoui STARTS for Manchester United in the Number 10 position. He is expected to replace Bruno Fernandes in this game. As confirmed by @TheUTDHQ
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Dutch striker scoring on his home debut vs Fulham, seen this script before.
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within the space of 2 hours we lost Dean on loan, Ajax manager said he intends on keeping the players we're linked with and we just lost Malacia to Lyon. United admin:
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just deeping the fact that the kid was only 14 during lockdown.
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United fans seeing this frontline.
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@ericbailly24 this guy might be the only guy that posts a pic of him scoring an og , never change eric.
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Frenkie in 3 years time remembering his current employer still owe him £65m in wages cause he chose extra vitamin D over United .
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There’s a rumour United could line up 352 today… 👀.
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Sold every single 1st team signing from the 2020 window apart from Amad
🚨 BREAKING: . Facundo Pellistri to Panathinaikos – HERE WE GO!. The transfer fee to Manchester United is €6m and the club also have a sell-on clause included. [@FabrizioRomano]
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Sabitzer when he sees the United delegation leave Munich with Gravenberch instead of him: .
🚨Arsenal, Manchester United and Liverpool are all paying attention to the Gravenberch situation The midfielder wants playing time guarantees and if he can't get them at Bayern, he will get them somewhere else. #mufc #mujournal. [@Santi_J_FM].
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Grealish waiting outside Villa's training centre tomorrow after Pep kicks him out so they could get Messi
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funny he didn't add the amount of days since he last scored like he did with Rashford.
🔴🇧🇷 Antony scores his first goal of the season on penalty. “He has to bounce back, he has the ability to do that”, said Erik ten Hag ahead of the game.
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Murtough leaving the Barca offices after negotiating down the asking price by €6m in 9 weeks.
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ten Hag a few seconds after inhaling Manchester air for the first time
Harry Kane, Declan Rice and Mason Mount are exactly the kind of characters Ten Hag wants in his #mufc dressing room. [Sky Sports].
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@utdreport the whole squad after feeling pressured to eat plain rice and canned tuna like CR7 for the 50th day in a row .
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last time City lost their opening fixture (08/09) , United won the league
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So we lost against Haaland and Foden not against Manchester City, another W for Erik
🗣 "We lost against Ronaldo, not against Man United last season.". Antonio Conte believes that Cristiano Ronaldo was the reason Tottenham didn't get a result against Manchester United
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wout causing all 3 goals cause of the chaos he creates with his lanky ass .
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