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@ThatDamnHoare

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Arsenal fan. Football, cricket, rugby, tennis, and WWE. Occasionally tweets about drinking and stupidity

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Absolute dream to not only play against @Arsenal but to score against the team I've supported all my life! I'll remember this forever #DundalkFC
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The chances of a false positive is about 0.05%. The chances of getting five false positives is 0.000000000000003. The chances of getting over TEN is negligable. It's not really difficult. You chose to cheat.
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"It's really difficult..." Jurgen Klopp reveals how Liverpool had many false-positive covid tests in the week, leading to the closure of the training ground.
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My team! ❤️
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THIS TEAM.
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£60m for zero goals, an offside tap in, and two yellow cards. Biggest flop of the season!
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Remember how everyone said Xhaka was a dirty player? Romero has the same number of red cards as Xhaka in 147 less games
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"Not that sort of player" "He's a nice guy" Bloke does this on a regular basis
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Timber out all season Partey missed about 20 games Jesus missed 6 weeks Odegaard 4 games Tomiyasu has had 2 injuries Saka missed 2 games Martinelli missed 5 games Vieira has missed 6 games ESR has missed 10 games
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Arsenal have by far been the luckiest team this season with injuries. By far. Destiny always arrives man, they got a big one coming soon, and I’ll be there
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Me after opening my 4th Lynx Africa gift set tomorrow
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Gordon's goal for Newcastle was given due to "inconclusive evidence". Havertz goal was disallowed even though there was inconclusive evidence. The hypocritical, double standards in this league is shocking.
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Nearly as painful as the knife you twisted into Ranieri's back
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Just about recovered from the arsenal battle the other night #playon 🚑
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Stunning how we've played since Zinchenko and White started sharing wives
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England Women don't have a single Spurs player in their squad and they win a trophy... Coincidence? 👀
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Why are the Brentford fans booing as if we're time wasting at 3-0 up. They ain't pulling this back 😂😂😂
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The gift that just keeps giving
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Hi @FA ? Will there be retrospective punishment for this or will it be ignored like Kane's headbutt or Pochettino's rant last week?
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Name someone who’s a legend at your football club who ISN’T a player or manager… 🤔🤔
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😬😬😬
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Top of the league with 50 points? No final for you Buying everybody in the world? No final for you 25 goal striker in your team? No final for you 1 League title in 33 years? No final for you It’s only easy for the best
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Nketiah finishing a Wengerball goal with an Henry turn, while Wenger and Henry are in the Stadium
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VVD has pictures of Saliba on his wall
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I'd rather chop my legs off and retire.
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If Alexandre Lackofthreat is the answer, I hate to know what the question is.
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@NUFC That was pathetic. I've seen relegation candidates show more ambition. Time wasting and play acting galore. Embarrassing 😂
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I was elite. Your tactics were the problem 😉
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A short story
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The below comment is about as true as me saying Spurs win trophies.
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Got a tattoo of evey play maker better than Ozil currently registered for a premier league team...
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There are people on Twitter who would have you believe Xhaka is trash btw... 👀
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Just remember, not all clubs can have fans back. @DundalkFC are struggling financially at the moment so if you have a spare couple of quid, spend them here;
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Hey @richardajkeys , thoughts on this man being outside of his technical area?
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@UtdEIIis
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NO ONE CAN STOP US! NO ONE
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@bxnpacked Even if he has committed to the tackle, it doesn't mean he can go in studs showing, straight to the ankle
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Spurs put out a strong team for a cup they dont care about & lose Arsenal put out a weak team for a cup they dont care about & win Levels
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Just remember, not all clubs can have fans back. @DundalkFC are struggling financially at the moment so if you have a spare couple of quid, spend them here;
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Will be absolutely gutted if Szczesny leaves for Juve as reported. Here are 10 of his best saves.
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🎶 Tottenham get battered, everywhere they go🎶
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Mari has turned out to be a really solid signing. Doesn't dive in, makes clean tackles and is confident on the ball.
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Anfield Tax has been in full effect so far. So many bullshit fouls given, and some pathetic yellows given. How Havertz got booked for being stronger than Endo I'll never know
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You absolutely do
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We don’t deserve this pain man
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@thfclp__ At least you have a good sense of humour about it all
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Why are people concerned about clown sightings in London? There are 35,000 every week at White Hart Lane.
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Reports from Liverpool say that Mohammed Salah has failed to report for training today. Apparently he's still in Tomiyasu's pocket
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Fuck sake. As if having the FA against us wasnt enough
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TOTTENHAM??
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Friendly reminder that the biggest cancer Arsenal have wasnt AW, it wasn't Sanchez or Ozil. Its AFTV and their shite opinions + hatred brewing for views mentality.
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Saka and Martinelli may get the plaudits, but special mention to Thomas Partey. He was absolutely everywhere today and had a phenomenal match
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Everyone is a gangster until these 3 enter a room
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That's a fucking joke. Twice we've been fucked over by a ball being out and a goal given. How hard is it to have touchline technology.
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In the NFL they have about 50 camera angles for EVERY part of the line. How can we only have ONE angle for VAR to work from in a multibillion pound industry. It's incompetence of the highest degree.
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Spurs fans can never talk about Saka letting the country down again.
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@bet365 Daft question. Arsenal are still a bigger club, but Tottenham are having a better season.
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Jesus - 3 months Elneny - Out for the season ESR - 6 months Tomiyasu - 3 weeks Partey - 1 month Zinchenko - Missed chunk of first 10 games Tierney - 2 months Nketiah - Currently injured
@HaytersTV
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"Arsenal all the time, their squad is totally AVAILABLE!" 😑 Ten Hag swipes at LUCKY Gunners with @ManUtd 's injuries mounting 🤕 🔗
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Arguing with WOB's is like playing chess with a pigeon.It'll just knock over the pieces, shit on the board & strut about like its won anyway
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Being famous on twitter is the same as being rich in monopoly. It really doesn't mean that much.
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS FOOTBALL CLUB!!
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@Arsenal RIP in pieces winning streak. Can't wait to see a questionable penalty and an offside goal for Middlesbrough.
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Look what it means to ØUR captain fantastic!
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Even if Arsenal signed him, I don't think I could ever trust Mustafi after what he did to Simba's dad.
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You were more than happy to take their money when they sponsored you though! Sell outs! #BoycottTheSun #JFT96
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This is a red if your name is Granit Xhaka. Heck, it's a red to anyone who isn't England's "Golden Boy" Disgraceful.
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Life comes at you fast
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It's impressive that even with their worst team in decades, Man Utd are still setting records. First English team to concede 15 goals in the group stage
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@centroafc @KingKollz "Best CB in the world" apparently
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@thedavidseaman @Bernd_Leno @Arsenal If one of the best keepers to grace the game say this, you listen.
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Mesut Ozil has played 600 games and has 216 assists. That's an assist every 2.7 games. So we should have 40% more goals in the league than we do. But you know, we don't need him(!)
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@AFCMet How is he only 26
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@TravisMorgan007 @Arsenal @carljenkinson What sort of weird ass combinations are those?
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@ArsenalWFC Last time Lyon lost by more than a single goal in the UWCL was 2009! What a performance by our Arsenal Women
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Giroud took on and beat 3 men, scored a bullet header and didn't even put a hair out of place all in one movement. Majestic.
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Anthony Taylor is absolutely awful. Zero consistency in his decisions.
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Best defender in the league - Saliba Best midfielder in the league - Xhaka Best young talent in the league - Saka & Martinelli Best young manager in the league - Arteta Arsenal are here, and there's nothing you can do about it
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Referees need to be interviewed after a game and held accountable. Just like players and managers are. Change my mind.
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@AnfieldRd96 Weaker league in those days, league is more balanced. Just shows how superior Arsenal are.
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It just doesn't get any better than this 😂😂😂😂
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Pogba's best season 15/16: 49 Games 10 Goals 12 Assists Bendtner's best season 08/09: 50 Games 15 Goals 13 Assists
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How is this not a pen?
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@FA @England Sacked someone over something that happened nearly 6 years ago. Great move(!) It's turned into an unnecessary witch hunt.
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@SpursOfficial As a die hard Spurs fan I can honestly say I think that Cunte is doing a great job and should be given a 4 year extension
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3 months later and STILL no PL goals 😂😂😂
£60m for zero goals, an offside tap in, and two yellow cards. Biggest flop of the season!
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WHAT A GOAL!! Can't believe we brought out Wengerball infront of the professor!!
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Auba is a perfect example of why we need a performance related wage structure. You want £300k a week? Cool. Here's a £180k basic with a £30k per goal bonus, a £15k per assist a £30k per win bonus with a hefty top goal scorer bonus. Earn it.
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Every time we think Saliba can't get any better, he does. Game after game he finds another level. It's insane.
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@jamesbenge Massive mentality difference between now and 2 years ago
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Good morning to everyone whose team is top of the league!! #COYG
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Arsenal fans on Twitter finding it "hard" to support the team. Heres an idea. Dont. Leave. Go to QPR & let the rest of us back the team
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THERE'S A STARBOYYYYYY RUNNING DOWN THE RIGHT, HIS NAMES BUKAYO SAKA AND HE'S FUCKING DYNAMITE
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FUCK YOU SEAN DYCHE AND YOUR SHITTY BREXIT BALL 😂😂😂
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@seanhoare5 Well played tonight fella!
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"But... but... he can spin on the ball when nobody is near him"😂😂
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@Arsenal Matt Turner MOTM Vital 3 points. We move!
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More research needs to go into women's football. Female footballers are 20% more likely to suffer and ACL injury than men. We can't continue with this. Mead, Miedema, Williamson, possibly Wienroither now. It's ridiculous.
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Arsenal fans Man City fans 🤝 Beating your rivals in a derby
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I dont often post personal stuff on twitter, but on Tuesday my life changed forever when I became a dad to @Arsenal 's newest fan, Xander Neale Felix Hoare Absolutely in love and cannot wait to watch the game tonight with him! Just waiting for the Arsenal sleepsuits to arrive 😅
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I really struggle to understand how people can say Arsenal are going backwards when in 3 years we've won 2 FA Cups & gone from 4th to 2nd
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How can Ozil be the issue when you have players like Lacazette, Willian and Auba dropping 3/10's every week
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If you want Arsenal to lose to Spurs to push your anti-Wenger propaganda then you're a cunt. There is never a reason to want to lose to Spurs.
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According to @rioferdy5 Arsenal shouldn't take post match photo's to celebrate and you don't see other teams doing it.
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Same energy
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Think I've downloaded the wrong Little Mermaid...
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