tim d.o' Profile Banner
tim d.o' Profile
tim d.o'

@t__________duds

Followers
990
Following
683
Media
2,565
Statuses
23,147

parody of myself, opinions aren't real.

Oregon
Joined July 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Pinned Tweet
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Every Pritzker Prize laureate, if they were a Muppet. a thread:
22
382
1K
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
7 months
i bet this feels good as hell if you're a building
@casinclair
Cameron Sinclair
7 months
Nothing to see here… just a new building in NYC springing a leak.
173
219
2K
19
1K
27K
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
1 year
If this is what the people tasked with imagining the future have decided is an acceptable living situation I worry about the world they hope to create
38
426
5K
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
Tweet media one
31
117
4K
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
4 years
Tweet media one
3
88
3K
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
same awesome typology.
Tweet media one
@louisepriestman
Louise Priestman
2 years
This has to be one of my favourite buildings in the UK.
Tweet media one
1K
2K
56K
29
134
2K
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
Everyone is talking about 5 over 1's but nobody wants to talk about the dreaded 2 over 5.
Tweet media one
56
84
2K
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
@mcmansionhell I really want to read a long piece about how this is a trend across basically every platform - from etsy to airbnb and even instagram + facebook, over time the vast majority of created content seems to concentrate among a handful of mass producers.
26
35
2K
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
I rarely win these conversations with clients but I am vehemently against touch-free bathroom fixtures.
49
31
2K
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
@drewtoothpaste then theres west elm, a $4,485 table made of spit and paper
9
10
2K
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
The idea that mechanical HVAC can bring any space, regardless of size or shape, to a comfortable temperature + humidity is maybe the single most important driver of the modernist designs these same accounts constantly whine about.
@0xAlaric
Alaric The Barbarian
2 years
When leftists post stuff like this, it’s a deep betrayal of their psychology. They inadvertently say the quiet part out loud. 1/
Tweet media one
323
566
4K
22
93
1K
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
I laughed out loud at Kennedy's pick here.
16
65
1K
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
7 months
name one place this is not legal.
@the_transit_guy
Hayden
7 months
This is how I want to live with my family and friends. Make this legal to build, everywhere:
Tweet media one
600
645
8K
63
16
1K
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
ok one more for today.
Tweet media one
12
102
1K
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
1 year
My father-in-law is a builder It is difficult to get his attention in a magnificent space because he is lost in wonder We were in a cathedral together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today I will never forget his answer We can’t we don’t know how to do it
Tweet media one
12
66
968
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
1 year
In complete earnestness this is probably the most interesting piece of American architecture built in this century so far.
@LasVegasLocally
Las Vegas Locally 🌴
1 year
Good morning
99
764
8K
8
36
900
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
10 months
[me, drunk, being physically pulled out of the bar by my friends, away from a fight I'm clearly losing]: YEAH WELL MY WIFE FUCKED BRAD PITT. DID YOUR WIFE FUCK BRAD PITT? I DON'T THINK SO, LOSER.
@BillAckman
Bill Ackman
10 months
And yes, the famous actor was Brad Pitt.
425
196
4K
14
54
782
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Have you ever wondered why the world is full of box-shaped buildings with square windows, plain walls, and no ornamentation? Well, it's because of this house in Yemen It may look ordinary, but that's the point. It's actually 1,700 years old...
Tweet media one
8
41
717
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
1 year
finally putting that master's degree to good use.
Tweet media one
3
28
715
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
@xtineengels She's a customer
Tweet media one
2
8
680
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
Tweet media one
5
37
657
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Why did human beings stop building things like this?
Tweet media one
12
50
662
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
1 year
In another age this man would be spear fodder in some tyrannical hemophiliac's petty conquest against his cousin/uncle, but now things are worse... he has to listen to a woman.
@Anc_Aesthetics
Aesthetica
1 year
@mrice97 Men like this used to lead legions into battle. Now he sits in traffic, on the way to the same cubicle every day. Where he will listen to some HR harpy lecture him on how he is the problem, while he watches as his society slowly decays. He may have brief moments of happiness with
Tweet media one
2K
250
3K
9
45
602
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
@PraxisSociety This was my backyard a year ago. I am walking in the ruins of a once great party.
Tweet media one
1
6
563
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
8 months
everytime
Tweet media one
@YIMBYLAND
YIMBYLAND
8 months
This is pretty much perfect. 1000 more of these please.
Tweet media one
54
234
6K
24
23
602
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
5 years
@EmmaFoodie @emily_murnane @ChrisEncell This but the baton is a La Croix.
7
7
551
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
5 years
@ScarlettDesigns @oneKevinJohnson When my house is dirty, instead of cleaning my house I just move.
4
30
537
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
Tweet media one
1
33
521
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
three years ago today:
Tweet media one
7
26
543
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
8 months
on the left is the 105/110 interchange in los angeles. on the right is a patch of the pacific ocean at the same scale. really makes you think.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
6
32
537
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
7 months
it's actually harder to do this in Revit.
@architext14
Architext
7 months
400 years before Revit. 1600’s Borromini geometry and the types of pencil drawings he made. His first job, quattro fontane, lower right.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
5
110
822
7
37
535
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
4 years
@islamphobiacow It's all well & good until you try to explain anything you find funny.
3
4
490
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
5 years
@spiderstumbled @chrislhayes Joe Biden appeals to people who can't figure out autopay.
16
18
495
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
every trad account, all the time.
Tweet media one
3
39
498
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
9 months
@nickhasthoughts seems cheap at first but then you factor in the bathroom cleaning costs.
3
0
466
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
@TrishaMomOf6 @talmonsmith Sounds like a lot of people might, which doesn't bode well for twitter.
126
1
387
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
There's a slight irony in showing a more traditional house geometry as an example of a more modern approach to comfort, and vice versa. But in this case I think it highlights the scattershot inconsistency of what these folks believe in.
3
4
345
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
@golikehellmachi This is just one example of a trend I've been noticing: cars have become so focused on occupant safety/comfort that they're becoming actively dangerous to non-occupants.
2
18
343
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Tweet media one
0
7
333
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
A thing I think is extremely obvious but rarely stated is that we make enormous sacrifices to accommodate the reality that a lot of people are shitty drivers but we've inherited a built environment where driving is almost always a requirement for survival.
2
34
332
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
What data centers look like in China… lots of evil empire vibes
Tweet media one
23
9
319
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
@HollyBell8 And my forever counter-response: Here's a picture of Dafushan Forest Park, one of many parks that can be visited via the subway in Guangzhou. If population density were lower, sanctuaries like this would be sacrificed for sprawl.
Tweet media one
5
6
279
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
@A320Lga This is one of my favorite photos, and everyone who insists that density precede transit (rather than the other way around) needs to see it.
Tweet media one
13
48
288
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
it's not a lot to ask.
Tweet media one
3
17
288
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
Translated for non-architects.
Tweet media one
@MVRDV
MVRDV
3 years
Where was your biggest 'O'? Ours is definitely gonna be in Mannheim 😮🥵👌
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
8
19
96
7
32
284
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
@ellomelissa In earlier times, this tweet would be an entire Seinfeld episode.
1
1
289
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
4 years
@jasontconnor @MarissaRMoss "The poor are poor because they don't work hard enough" has been a tired trope as long as I've been alive.
1
1
255
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
4 years
Tweet media one
1
0
246
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
@aubrey_huff Ought to start with you giving back your 2012 ring.
Tweet media one
5
6
242
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
@ClareHymer Just back from a long day tending the concrete orchard.
Tweet media one
6
2
231
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
1 year
@CheapoCrappy did they design this thing in Microsoft Word?
Tweet media one
5
3
252
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Kids today will never understand the thrill of finally catching the beginning of a film you've seen the last 2/3rds of dozens of times.
@coopercooperco
F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️
2 years
what are the Ultimate Cable Movies to you, without going to the Shawshank well? Thinking about this now because @buffetbreaker mentioned the former which immediately made me think of the latter. Both films where commercial breaks improved the viewing experience somehow.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
70
2
114
3
18
247
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
@JoshLipnik Getting a fake ID that says I'm 12.
3
2
240
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Denise Scott Brown (SHOULD HAVE WON)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
12
250
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
@jessesingal @HeerJeet You know this website is searchable, right?
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
9
1
222
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
7 months
once again: Americans love to cosplay urban walkability as long as they can conveniently drive to and from it.
5
4
238
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
5 years
@tarenceray Wild how everyone's money is just someone else's money that they exchange for a thing.
1
2
226
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
The percentage of people using the term 'ableist' correctly and in good faith on this website has to be in the single digits.
1
21
182
1
0
221
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
stair separation is a trivial problem to solve with this floorplan and imo it's disingenuous to suggest that it's the reason you don' see buildings like this in the US.
@pushtheneedle
push the needle
2 years
stunning project illegal to build in the US because the exit stairs aren't separated enough. this is because the US has a really stupid code
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
8
9
139
5
14
223
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
@opinonhaver "Why does America, the largest military, not simply eat the other nations?"
1
2
210
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Tweet media one
1
5
208
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
@KevinMKruse $100 says Jim Jordan currently has a private email account.
7
4
197
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
11 months
when townhouses share a wall that wall is required to be a 2-hour fire partition, but if you just put the houses a few feet apart you don't need to do anything at all. no reason just saying.
@NoContextHumans
Out of Context Human Race
11 months
Someone’s getting fired👀
221
42
835
9
9
214
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
The percentage of people using the term 'ableist' correctly and in good faith on this website has to be in the single digits.
1
21
182
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
2
1
192
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
@who_shot_jgr The bottom picture looked exactly like the top picture when it was built.
1
0
184
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
How the design of these restaurants is directly based on prehistoric huts:
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
5
17
184
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Frank Gehry (1989)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
20
182
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Philip Johnson (1979)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
10
182
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
7 months
not only is this legal basically anywhere, it already exists, and it's extremely car centric sprawl.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
4
174
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
Don’t let contemporary architects gaslight you. Beautiful architecture is possible.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
12
13
177
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
@aubrey_huff Look at this and tell me you really earned it:
Tweet media one
10
1
157
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
1 year
@Karl_Was_Right If something kills you, simply don't do that thing again.
1
1
157
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
4 years
@DineshDSouza @disco_nixon @KevinMKruse If you think the descendants of slave-owners can't also be descendants of slaves you might want to investigate what those owners frequently did to their slaves.
2
5
156
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
Tweet media one
4
0
167
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
I think of this like once a month.
Tweet media one
@PlanetofFinks
Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻
2 years
in honor of "10 miles west of Boston", what is the funniest shot from a movie/tv in terms of CLEARLY not being the place it says it is. This cannot be an intentional joke.
557
117
2K
6
10
163
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
@Eric_Erins always lived near the ocean but I cringe at the term "flyover." I've driven coast to coast a handful of times and, if you look, there's great things everywhere.
2
0
168
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Jacques Herzog & Pierre de Meuron (2001)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
17
169
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
"Hey if you think half of Congress is unfair did you realize that the other half is slightly less unfair?"
@powellAtlantic
Michael Powell
2 years
Not quite clear at the shock & dismay at # of Senators in small population states. That's the constitutional structure. Congress a different picture. NY has 26 congressman, 18 Dems. California has 53, of which 42 are Dems. Wyoming? It has one.
179
1
59
2
12
161
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
6 months
@maxdubler been reposting this one a lot lately
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
A thing I think is extremely obvious but rarely stated is that we make enormous sacrifices to accommodate the reality that a lot of people are shitty drivers but we've inherited a built environment where driving is almost always a requirement for survival.
2
34
332
1
3
159
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
4 years
@hooray2040 @MarshaBlackburn Add things to it to make it better?
Tweet media one
2
0
140
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Oscar Niemeyer (1988)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
13
151
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
@Western_Trad you would have some curious opinions about what constitutes a hate crime.
1
1
140
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Zaha Hadid (2004)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
11
149
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
5 years
@snollygoster111 You spelled "tattoos" wrong.
0
1
128
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
@loneliestegg @brynismyname Comments are opinion capitalism.
0
0
123
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Luis Barragán (1980)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
8
142
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
has this been done yet?
Tweet media one
4
7
141
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
Don't forget the OG.
Tweet media one
4
9
140
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
8 months
@Noreenk_ @philford honestly yeah my kid does this all the time and its weird as hell but pretty standard.
1
0
134
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Taking a break from my normal shit posting this week to only post photos of Mexican architecture. I hope this is a welcome presence on your timeline. A respite from all the dumb takes on today's news.
Tweet media one
4
9
135
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Ieoh Ming Pei (1983)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
5
134
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
@Ravarora1 @mattyglesias So they want to get vaccinated but they don't want to get told to get vaccinated? Sounds a little undercooked.
9
2
129
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Of all the blatant falsehoods peddled by architectural dullards on this website, the most obnoxious is the idea that traditionalism and modernism are enemy dichotomies that together comprise all of architecture.
9
12
133
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
Tweet media one
0
1
131
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
In a general sense I think anything automatic should have a manual / analog backup. because...
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
3 years
I say it a lot, efficiency is brittle. Too many of the things we encounter in our modern life - from simple objects to large global systems - either work perfectly or break irreparably.
1
5
64
3
3
132
@t__________duds
tim d.o'
2 years
Rem Koolhaas (2000)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
6
131