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My childhood was typical.
Falconing in Goshen.
Steak dinners in Brooklyn.
Getting Road Kill tags for meat to put in the refigerator.
When my friends were drunk, we'd dump a dead bear cub on the Upper West Side.
Pretty standard, really.
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Just drove through Wrigleyville. Every bar on Clark Street has a long line of people ingreen regalia waiting to get drunk and spread a virus.
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@Mel_Ankoly
The way Maher speaks to guests on that podcast is insane. Tim Heidecker did a brilliant and yes, understated parody of it.
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@RepMattSchaefer
Right. Because they also think women and teenage girls are brood mares. Good company, Rep. Schaefer.
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@TheGlare_TM
@ofctimallen
Marxes, Ranked
1. Groucho
2. Harpo
3. Chico
4. Karl
5. Zeppo
6. Gummo
7. Richard
8. "Carl"
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@chrislhayes
Joe Biden appeals to people who still get cable bills in the mail is probably a more accurate take.
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@JennaEllisEsq
@RudyGiuliani
When the judge tells you "You need a drink", things have not gone well for your side.
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@Troy_Johnson
@16WAPTNews
I'm an atheist but I will happily count this as progress. It's also an attractive flag.
What's the significance of 21 stars, with one being different?
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@BrandyLJensen
This woman felt the need to physically demonstrate the concept of a head resting on his wife's shoulder so I think several things are going on here.
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@RollingStone
@annbonemalone
This is probably how we turn the tide. Make passing these absurd laws expensive (financially and culturally) for the states and municipalities that pass them.
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@nasaisimportant
@itsJeffTiedrich
Then prepare to own the next five years of living under Donald Trump.
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@theillegalsegal
@TomZohar
The actual story of her hearing it for the 1st time is pretty great.
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@SwannMarcus89
So you're saying "He only spent 24 years in the National Guard and technically he's a retied E-8, not an E-9", have not had the sting that Fox News was expecting?
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@NBCNews
@pnwrunnerlass
I have never heard a person who reeks of privilege more than Betsy Devos. Her voice is the afterbirth of a life spent blaming "The Help" for the scratch on Dad's BMW after her own joy ride.
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@zSnakePlissken
@ArmandDoma
Let's say a working class or poor person gets sick but has health insurance because they are married to a same-sex spouse.
Did I just blow your mind?
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@ArmandDoma
@uhshanti
I don't want to burn my sources but 100% I am willing to spread anonymous rumors on the Internet.
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@Sherm_to
@ZackBrownDC
True Story. I bought the Lou Reed box set at the Greenwich Village Sam Goody. When I got to the counter, the salesperson's head whipped towards the door.
"He was just here. Like 2 people in front of you on line?"
"Who?"
"Lou Reed!"
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@realaxelfoley
The paper of record published a column by a troll arguing that Donald Trump can win the presidential election based on personal character.
If you don't see what's wrong with that, you are too online.
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@joncoopertweets
I don't work for him, I'm just dependent on the huge sums of money he gives my wealthy, stable country no matter how terrible our human rights record is.
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@MeghanMcCain
You really can't distinguish between a career politician with some sketchy friends and a degenerate bigoted rage monster?
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@WBMason
@roshanpateI
I choose to believe this guy texted everyone he knew that ever worked at Stripe, "What do you think of Chad Smith?" And the Red Hot Chili Peppers fans all replied, "He rocks!"
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@retripp
This is going to go over great with Pennsylvania voters. You are really, really great at your job, Rachel. Don't change a thing.
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@umichvoter
I hate to give him credit but,
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
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@femininaura
@MalikMalko37009
Why is your husband Googling this other woman right before bed?
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@virgiltexas
@briebriejoy
@BadFaithPod
Did you keep score like it was a round of golf? Because even in the 36 second clip you chose to share, he is running circles around your debate partner.
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@MattZeitlin
Cersei is both. Janice's murder was justified but she and Livia both tried to get Tony killed, so maybe they qualify as both too.
But Lori Grimes? All she did was sleep with someone while she thought she was a widow.
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@EarlBBennett
I don't think it'b bizarre for a 29 year old guy with a Stanford education, a pile of money and 2 serious injuries on his resume to decide there is a better way to spend his 30s than experiencing another slew of injuries.
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Tammy Murphy dropping out because she knew she couldn't beat Andy Kim is the most feel-good story about American democracy in years.
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@ricardo_mad
@MichaelPhelps
The proceeds? You think Neptune will give him a fiddle of gold or something?
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@wirraone
@RealPatrickWebb
Because he is.
Trump "negotiated" the Fox News debate with ...... Fox News. Not with Vice-President Harris. She's not obligated to debate on his favorite channel with rules that he invented.
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@meganamram
This feels like a sad corollary of the idea that serious diseased need to be "fought" with "bravery."
No, they need to be "treated" with "medicine and therapies."
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@umichvoter
Seem to recall 98% of our congress assuring us that they Israel was the only true democracy in the Middle East.
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@Suntimes
I don't know how the new name is spelled but I do know that it is pronounced "Sears."
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@brithume
She was chosen by the nominee of the Democratic party after he won the primary by a comfortable margin. This is how every running mate is chosen.
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@zSnakePlissken
@ArmandDoma
Ah, so you knew how gay marriage has been helping folks all along. Cool.
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@costareports
@joand315
This is not "news", Mr. Costa. Some lawyers called your office to spin something in their client's favor. It has no bearing on the proceedings whatsoever.
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@nsgarnett
If you had a case where the other side took the judge on an all expense paid vacation to Alaska, would you move for a substitute of judge, professor?
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One time I was downtown and a group of tourists asked me "Is that the Sears tower?" while pointing at the Sears Tower.
Me: Yes.
Them: But the sign says "Willis Tower?"
Me, pointing to the sign: It's spelled W-I-L-L-I-S. And it's pronounced "Sears."
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@AnneNotation
Today is Biden's day in the spotlight. I expect we get an Obama endorsement on Friday or over the weekend.
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@chrislhayes
If you're that opposed to name calling, you would tell your boss to stop saying "Crooked Hillary" 412 times a day.
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@wirraone
@RealPatrickWebb
No. He's just obligated to attend the 2 debates that he and his campaign agreed to attend.
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@richluchette
That's funny because Obama won Indiana without him in 2008 but everyone would have credited Bayh for that.
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@Tylerjoelb
@pnwrunnerlass
I like this one:
Joe Biden is a few months older than Mick Jagger.
Pete Buttigieg is a few months older than Tattoo You.
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@LibsSuckaBigOne
@sam_d_1995
Well that certainly removed any question about whether you are miserable.
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@ArmandDoma
Reminder that Hamas is still holding several Filipino farm hands that they abducted over 3 months ago. Because you know....colonialism.
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@Kevin_Brunelli
@JSilvey70
Andre Agassi and Stefi Graf both won career grand slams and olympic gold medals.
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@elisawine14
Anxiety like this is very serious and you should seek treatment for it. But it is not related to the reality of crime in NYC. When you were a kid, that place was much more dangerous than it is now.
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@BenjySarlin
I just want to go on record and say two things I am 100% certain of.
1. There was no other driver that hit the bear.
2. RFK was drunk or high when he did this. This is not sober behavior.
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@McFaul
I don't remember the details but that failed Turkish coup against Erdogan lasted about as long.
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@Tay_Murph
Dear Taylor,
When I was about your son's age, I sent a baseball card to your Dad with a Self-Adressed Stamped Envelope. Unlike most superstars, he sent it back. I still have it in the same spiral notebook that I kept my autographs in. Please thank him for me.
cc:
@Tysmurph
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@ChanMan94
@CrazeJave
@surfemoji
I think some of the audience reaction just came from the fact that her scenes stopped the more entertaining action of Walt and Jesse and drug dealing. People like escapism. Arguments with a spouse are never that.
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@caitlynkim
There's no perfect blueprint for going through a public and difficult divorce, so I improvised giving a hand job in a crowded theater.
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@BrandyLJensen
@adamcarolla
I love that a guy who hangs around with Hugh Hewitt and Ben Shapiro is the arbiter of masculinity.
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The best way to thank a Veteran is to be very skeptical of politicians who want to put armed forces in harm's way.
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@WEKetchum
That's the difference between symapthy and empathy. He can relate to some forms of pain but not the ones that he hasn't experienced.
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@TomDangora
You can't make someone sign an NDA for illicit services. That's like having an NDA with your cocaine dealer. "Sorry, officers, I'd love to tell you where I got the coke but my dealer's Non-Disclosure Agreement is air-tight."
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@BenQuintana12
Were you this upset when his predecessor took Air Force one to Iraq or do you jus to like to pretend to be mad about stuff done by Democrats?
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@umichvoter
These were naked power grabs. Wis Dems did a good job of informing voters about these.
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@DrewSav
Bold talk from a guy who may or may not have adopted a teenage boy that lives with him.
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@RufusTSuperfly
Hollywood needs to create a new job, sort of like script supervisor, call it Meme Preventer, who watches the final cut of a movie in 5 second segments and tries to flag any ridiculous moments that can drag a movie down before it even comes out.
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@crawlings13
By what metric is it a "sinking disaster?" The population grew in the last census. It's the
#1
attracter of new employment and has a thriving start up community. Is there something special about having the 14th highest homicide rate that makes it a sinking disaster?
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@RudyGiuliani
Rudy, when you were the SDNY District Attorney, did you ever rush a prosecution because defense counsel "challenged" you to speed it up?
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@davidfrum
It's funny how casually Hannity decides that half a million retired police officers should spend their golden years protectin Sean's right to own a stockpile of weapons meant for the military.
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@JJ_McCullough
@PopulismUpdates
When I was a little kid it was wild to me that the President (Reagan) was older than JFK would have been if he was still alive.
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