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@lnbshr
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Joined August 2013
When Squidward lost his job and had to stay with Spongebob and he tried to tell Spongebob the TV didn’t work n Spongebob said THAT’S TWO THINGS THAT DON’T WORK 😭😭😭😭.
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I do not like bitches that phone flash go off everytime they get a notification. What’s the reason?.
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I don’t get the anti landlord thing. What’s the alternative? Everybody live for free and nobody pay a mortgage?.
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the hold this lip balm had on bitches should be studied by harvard. it really wasn’t right at all
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The way I have no emotional attachment to the highschool I graduated from.
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since u gotta be in a “good headspace” to do psychedelics i’m never doing them lol it’s that simple.
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Hate when people have their story replies off fuck u think u a celebrity I got sumn to say.
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This is gayer than actually sleeping with a man btw.
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Don’t invite me nowhere I gotta parallel park. if u don’t want me to come just say dat.
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Not at all actually.
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Koreans so ahead of the curve with skincare, hair care, and gut health shit actually so impressive they can dye their hair blue and it not be fried most of their food is good for ur gut and their skin is so shiny and supple and.
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me if i drew jack harlow from memory.
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this pool has been thru so much…. .
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Both my niggas acting funny today. if y’all hoop together at the rec just say that.
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take that sht out bro…….
how i make this shit go away??! i had it for a year now and it look disgusting. ( don’t mind my mf wig bitch )
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my skin got so much better when i stopped using products for acne and focused on hydration. them koreans know sumn.
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how the fuck do IG know to put my crush story as the first story to watch.
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me when i say “my fault” instead of i’m sorry
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at this point idk who need to hear this but y’all not ready for that conversation so let that sink in and it shows.
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never seen a buttcrack like this in my life how interesting is human anatomy.
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something green and a complex carb. rottweiler ass plate.
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u see what a cheating nigga do to u.
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i’ll never understand people trying to prove how private their private life is on a social media platform 😭 . ”the stuff i don’t show ya’ll >>>” . okay? what you want me to say.
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Either we finna be together or we gone be together or I’m finna be with u. U pick.
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Mind you you’re their mom.
Talking with my sons in their 20s. I just found out they don’t know how to:.- mail a letter.- write a check.- send a package.- write in cursive. “Nobody in our generation does that stuff”. Y’all, this is wild. Just me?.
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chemical peel & microneedling done the same day…. that esthetician needs to be put in jail.
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sneak.
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Since they’re both attending USC now, how cool would it be if Bronny James and Natalia Bryant fell in love and go on to create the most dominate basketball player ever and name him “Kobe Michael James”
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why can’t yall spot yall friends being predators?
It’s easy af to spot a shorty friend who don’t really like her. As a man we see that shit from a mile away.
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y’all be doing them slideshows on tiktok telling all y’all business and i make sure to pause and read every little thing while eating my snacks just saying.
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what is it called when somebody is nice to outside people and strangers but not the people closest to them. is there a word for that specifically.
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if i look materialistic why in the world would u approach me without any materials.
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What the fuck do you think.
I was talking to my daughter yesterday on the drive home and I don’t know how we got to the subject but she said, “You don’t call me pretty. You just say that I’m smart.” . Now I’m conflicted. I say she has beautiful hair. I compliment her outfits and tell her that she’s smart.
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the daddies are not around the mommas are definitely not around.
kai cenat & his fans are so corny… this is exactly what happens when you build a fanbase full of little KIDS!
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Girl this nigga posted an açaí bowl one time I knew the type timing he was on.
When a nigga start eatin sushi know he got a bitch near…and I mean real near😂.
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I feel like girls who decenter men from their lives are so much prettier like it’s a certain vibe and I can’t quite explain it.
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Kamala repeating that hamas rape lie that’s been debunked so many times… while Israelis are currently protesting their right to rape Palestinian prisoners.
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mind you the article he used got his name in it too 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
Chris Brown defends himself from backlash over his domestic violence history by sharing white celebrities who also have domestic violence charges. “Where are the cancel culture with these white artist…”
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y’all friendships be so fragile lmao maybe she ain’t like the pic you posted?? like 😭😭😭😭.
I remember I posted my friend for her bday and she slid up on it, instead of reposting (like she did w/everyone else’s). I deleted that shit so quick cause wtf 💀.
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a new PND album in the summer will save me.
“More otw sooner than you know.”. — PARTYNEXTDOOR teasing his long-awaited album ‘P4’.
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me to humpty dumpty:.
You fell off… period.
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30 & talking about body counts kinda lame.
I got 4 bodies at the age of 30…I’m still on one hand 🖐🏽.
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White people be taking up so much space in y’all heads it’s really crazy to me.
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