so they all dressed up as pirates and kept yelling shut the fuck up in a goofy high pitched voice and there were like so many bassists and someone from montana climbed a pole...no yeah it's the one in ohio
@bones_yyy
@phoebe_bridgers
the replies to these dudes be like "I'm glad I'm not the only one, I thought I was just getting old. insensitive in these strange and uncertain times!"
all you kids are out here using BeReal. you know, i know another guy who was just trying to be real. he lived a couple thousand years ago in a place called nazareth....
first hinge match that recognized me from playing a show.
i don't do it for fulfillment, expression, or any other intrinsic reason. solely for the attention of hot people 😤😤😤😤
for the low low price of $80,000 you can gain 30 pounds, develop symptoms of anxiety & adhd, meet a bunch of strangers to drink with on twitter, make some fun lil memories, and learn like 3 things about marketing. worth it i guess 🥲