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Number one shakira fan account
Anchorage, AK
Joined July 2012
John fetterman declined to cosponsor lol.
I am proud to be reintroducing Medicare for All with my colleagues in the House and Senate to once and for all guarantee health care as a human right.
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women can probably pick up on the whiny little bitch vibes here would be my guess.
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@EmJayTrey Imo, credit to him for having Bernie on the show and for acknowledging him as the only person with a clear diagnosis of the democrats failure. He gives Bernie a good platform and lets him talk. But I agree he does not seem to understand a thing.
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@TheDuhalde Now I have more birria than I can possibly eat, with no tortillas or onions or cilantro, just sitting in my fridge, and I'm out $30. Thanks ma'am!.
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It's funny how the standard response to "if you're scared of public transportation you're a coward" is "yes, I am a huge coward".
People who say stupid shit like this have never relied on public transportation to get around.
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@maridapr Funny thing was she dropped it off in the morning with no mention of money, and I was taken aback and kind of annoyed but I thanked her and told her it was very nice. She brought up payment at the very end of the workday.
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@ioio2049 Disagree with that, personally. barbaro's questions were all like "so you're saying you can champion popular policies and NOT be racist?".
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@TStudite826 @StewieArmenian Crazy how the health care system is so fucking shitty that even right wing freaks like you guys can see it.
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The bad news: Sadie ate a potentially fatal number of grapes last friday and had to be hospitalized for 48 hours with another two days of monitoring. The good news: she received a clean bill of health today and is perfectly normal ❤️
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No amount of embryo editing could give you normal children
having kids in the next 5 years might be a tragic mistake. every smart bio founder/scientist i’ve talked to seems to think embryo editing for things like short sleeper, reduced cancer risk, etc is possible on a near term horizon. imagine having two kids a couple years apart, one.
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@9262Icarus @firesunf @maridapr I just want to say, I really respect what you're doing here. You're very committed and that's admirable.
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this is extremely sweet and impressive. What a legend. That said, respectfully, I would hit the first pitch I saw from him over that tree in left center.
Happy Birthday Bernie!! Best husband, father and grandfather over all these years!
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@ioio2049 I don't see how "more class politics, less idpol" is inconsistent with "both class politics and an anti-discrimination platform." Which is what he said.
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this problem in particular is so fucking funny to me.
Today was my first time experiencing the frozen door handle of doom. @elonmusk can we add an option to open the door from the app?
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still sunny after work, daylight savings coming up, we are so fucking back
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@atrupar We had the conversation in two consecutive primaries and you fucking idiots pulled out all the tricks you had to make sure the conversation got buried.
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Least insane shooter manifesto ever written. Short, to the point, no weird grievances, cites others who have already made the arguments. It's so encouraging that even dumb grindset bros can recognize the parasitism of the insurance industry with passion and clarity.
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Happy birthday to the woman who has made my life a treasure. Love you
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just don't care.
I don't think many people understand the level of chaos happening in tech right now. This is just fucking insane.
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They tried to close our neighborhood elementary school but the PTA rallied to save it and it worked. Pretty nice
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Great Alaska Shootout was once a nationally televised event featuring top-25 schools. There's no clearer reflection of alaskas decline than this.
Alaska-Anchorage is currently up 78-22 over Portland Bible College. Game is being streamed on youtube. There is no commentary. Stands are extremely empty.
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Typing "terrorists blowing up own hospital, photorealistic" into dall.e and hitting create and crossing your fingers.
BREAKING: Reuters reports the 🇮🇱 IDF will release footage and intercepted conversations proving that Islamic Jihad was behind bombing of Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital.
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Circle tweet, disregard. My boss just rushed out of her office saying "read the mayor's email everyone! It's a happy new year!" And the mayor's email was announcing that supervisors and non-union employees are getting a 3.3% raise this year (does not apply to any of us only her).
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"How have our medical institutions failed us so, that things proven to be effective are not promoted because they're not profitable?". For-profit healthcare has demolished people's trust to such a degree that they're convincing themselves horse dewormers are miracle drugs.
GIBSON: "I have three friends. All three of them had stage four cancer. All three of them don't have cancer right now at all.". ROGAN: "What did they take?". GIBSON: "Ivermectin, Fenbendazole"
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It is really funny when people say remote jobs encourage a sedentary lifestyle. Office jobs famously do not do this.
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In an all staff meeting today the director said "incremental weather" instead of inclement and he repeated it like ten times and then three people had follow up questions and they all said incremental too.
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2020 vs 2024, I've gotten a lot fatter and less handsome but have improved in every other facet of life so we can call it a wash
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Wife who loves me.
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Catturd pressing and lifting his foot from the accelerator, trying to make sense of the changing speeds on his speedometer while he plows into his dog at 65mph
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Been killing it at work lately. Catching coworkers' mistakes before they're noticed by management, subtly improving the work of those around me, flawlessly staying on top of my own business. I do all of this while spending 75% of each day tinkering with my fantasy lineups.
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Coworker asked me to look at a shitty email he got from management and when I came around to his side of the desk his other monitor was playing a YouTube video called "the BLACKEST white boy you've EVER seen".
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Two years since we eloped in our backyard and drove off with our pets for the weekend. One year since our "real" wedding on the only sunny day of the summer. Best two days of my life, best two years of my life
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Really excited that this is our last Christmas without kids. Christmas is about to be back in a big way.
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Boss just had an IT guy up here to get her computer to work. He just told her that her mouse has syrup in the clicker.
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Shakira.
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This afternoon the power went out at city hall and, despite being told by chugach electric that it wasn't coming back on until after work hours, the treasury department is forcing us to stay in our dark offices doing no work until 5:00.
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I love ordering the torta even though half the menu sounds better to me. I do this constantly. The allure of a sandwich is too strong to resist.
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Everyone who has ever visited philadelphia has had the exact same experience. Friends drag you to bars and make you order a citywide. You smoke cigarettes outside and they point out all the garbage on the street like it's a cool thing. You eat food that makes you sick.
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Chelsea made birria last night. It really hit. Currently thinking about leftovers
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Chelsea said "I want to see band of brothers" and I switched into Go Mode so fast
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I briefly mentioned to Chelsea that Christian mccaffrey is probably the best player in the league and now every time he comes on screen she says "it's your boyfriend" "it's your special guy" "it's your crush" etc.
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My main asset as a worker is that I'm pretty much good at anything I set my mind to. My main liability is that I pretty much don't set my mind to anything.
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it's pretty bad at addicting people in my experience.
duolingo uses a ton of predatory/addictive dark ux to keep people engaged with their app, but the thing they're engaging with is learning a new language, so it's actually fine.
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Honestly wearing ultra warm clothes and shoveling a ton of snow when it's -13 out is very fun
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Seeing this a lot, and it's both bullshit and extremely evil just on its face, but also suggests that these guys think people with low IQs deserve to be killed? Which is a weird thing to keep bringing up.
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This is exactly what hiking looks like today except we have better gear and take better pictures.
Found a Facebook group where Boomers post their hiking photos from the 1970s and its like another planet. Pure Americana, but feels like a lost civilization.
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replaced the big ugly light fixture from the previous owner that i kept hitting my head on
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was locked out of here for a while until I deleted a tweet telling a Nazi to end his lonely existence with calming co2 bath in the garage. The funny thing was I reported a tweet of his calling for the eradication of nonwhites in America and twitter said that post was fine.
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2015 went to a party as Marty mcfly and someone made me take a picture with Chewbacca because we were "from the same movie"
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Rob Delaney post bring used as right wing bait lol.
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8:00am — arrive half hour late to work. 8:30am — make toast and yogurt breakfast . 9:00am — read euros and copa coverage. 9:30am — take 30min walk on 15min break. 10:00am — pull fire alarm. 11:30am — return to building with rest of employees and pull alarm again. 1:00pm — lunch.
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@Abadax @KBloomster You actually got this exactly backward. Healthcare is a bargaining chip for the employer, not the union. Unions need to put so much of their bargaining power into health plans which get worse by the year, preventing them from bargaining properly for pay and other benefits.
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i don't want to be hyperbolic because there have obviously been a lot of horrible recent mayors in the US. but i think the evil ineptitude of dave bronsons administration would be shocking to people in any city other in the country.
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i really need The Battle of Mar-A-Lago to be a thing that happens. please.
One of the most popular ideas on far-right The Donald forum following Trump calling his supporters to protest: "Surround Mar-A-Lago or wherever he currently is and prevent 'law enforcement' from entering."
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