slim riggins
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hoops and house hunters
Anchorage, AK
Joined December 2011
i will make January 6 look like an ice cream social.
BREAKING: Effective January 20th, I will be BANNING all consumption of Diet Coke in the United States. It's time to Make America Healthy Again. #MAHA. Who's with me?
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every pet owner has a foundational nickname from which 58 other names ripple outwards. the sourdough starter name.
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Nancy Pelosi graduated high school before Alaskan statehood.
"This is not an attempt to ban TikTok. It's an attempt to make TikTok better. Tic-Tac-Toe. A winner. A winner.". -- Rep. Pelosi
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our greatest active bit is that the best basketball player on earth can barely tolerate the sport.
Nikola Jokic on if this was the most fun he’s ever had in a summer:. “Nah, I think it’s actually opposite… We played 2 and 1/2 extra months." 😂. (via @9NEWSSports).
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What’s an insult you’ll never forget?.
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think how insane it is we’ve yet to have our first Housewife death. eighteen years, eleven franchises, hundreds of women. all still alive.
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richest man in the world just casually doxxing federal employees
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gentle reminder that Raygun won’t see your little jokes but all your 36 year old breakdancing friends will.
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at its peak Vanderpump Rules was nothing less than the greatest reality show of all time.
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Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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no one’s doing it like this. no one will ever do it like this.
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Kevin Durant about to QT an account with 117 followers while the anthem plays.
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Bravo Network on George Santos’ front door with a max contract like an NBA GM on the first day of free agency.
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a Bill Simmons subreddit poster just casually dropped the foundational sports media analysis of our time in between sips of Diet Coke
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sniffed out the parody right away but if they get to do bits so do i
@rigginsslim this poster has fallen for a parody account ☝️.
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A Truly Sad Week In America, Plus American Pie 25th Anniversary Redraftables With Ryen Russillo.
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are we sure Caitlin Clark isn’t a Good Stats Bad Team Guy?
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@shtaxheen even just, like, statistically someone should’ve died in a car wreck or from cancer or something. its a remarkable run.
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Laura Ingraham claims Grand Canyon national monument is a Joe Biden scheme to funnel uranium money to Kazakhstan.
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wait have *any* Bravo main cast members died? even one?.
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unsurprisingly the Woke Projectionists are fiddling with thermostats across the nation
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think about this anytime i drive by Lowe’s. just brutal stuff.
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on todays pod Bill Simmons casually dropped that he streamed an entire NBA game on the phone while on a walk with his wife.
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We used to post shit in this country. Tweet shit. Now all we do is start accounts on the next guys social media site.
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probably less so for the NFL because much fewer games + higher viewership but otherwise a fuckin bullseye.
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Singer Lewis Capaldi gives surprise performance on British Airways flight
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would put VPR seasons 1-6 up against any stretch of reality TV ever and most prestige television.
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i don’t know how many cannabis shops a mid-size city can support but Anchorage is hellbent on finding out.
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unless you’re from here you simply cannot imagine how warm this feels
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funniest type of Alaska guy - and i don’t think its particularly close - is “Second Amendment Alpha whose heart rate spikes to 195 and wets himself at the mere notion of leaving South Anchorage”.
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famously revered Casey Anthony.
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look i hate 💪 REAL ALASKAN 💪 bullshit much as anyone. but if i see you running on the trail September 1 in hat + gloves + thermal layer + tights simply put you are going on a list.
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retired in his 40’s with a mid-six figure annual pension for the remainder of his time of earth. yah man sounds fucking terrible.
Asked about the pension bill . "I'm a tier 1 retiree, but younger folks don't appear interested in that.". He says his teacher bonus bill will "have a much larger impact" on retention: "You're going to help make some car payments."
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there is a real sickness in this place
UPDATED: Two troopers face assault charges for using excessive force while arresting the wrong man, according to criminal charges filed against them. The man’s injuries included a fractured scapula, muscle lacerations and an open bite wound on his arm.
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best i can tell the republican party has begun beta testing a brand new flagrantly bogus talking point in Alaska
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the *what* club.
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hell i’ll go one further: i think Billy Boy makes the actual basketball hall of fame.
Bill is no-doubt a first ballot ESPN HoFer. Top column, changed the podcast game, created Grantland, co-created 30 for 30, did solid work for NBA Countdown/Draft. The better question: Where is he on the ESPN Pyramid?. He makes the Pantheon IMO but ESPN is a TV network first.
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hopping into my Cybertruck at 38-below and getting frozen inside until Easter.
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i would just be normal and not a panicky lower Hillside goofball who wets themselves at the prospect of traveling north of Dimond
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not a unique observation but boy is it somethin how we get genuine evidence of a sitting congressman committing sex crimes against children and its absolute crickets from the Libs of TikTok Expanded Universe.
BREAKING . Matt Gaetz attended a drug-fueled sex party in 2017 with the 17-year-old girl at the center of the alleged sex trafficking scandal, according to legal documents filed to a Florida federal court shortly before midnight Thursday, . The documents cite sealed affidavits
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Eric Alper interviewed Eve Barlow and Amy Schumer on the same day. ON THE SAME DAY.
My SiriusXM show: A rare, hour-long sit down with former music journalist-turned-activist fighting antisemitism on social media, Eve Barlow. Saturday 8am, 4pm, Wednesday 7pm (all ET), Channel 167 and on the app anytime.
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Tier I retirees should have to wear a bright yellow windbreaker at all times so you can know to immediately disregard any advice they give on financial planning.
Sen. Hughes, R-Palmer, claims young employees don't actually want retirement packages or pensions: "They've actually coined the phrase: Golden handcuffs. They don't want them. This is not grandpa's workforce. Today's employees want flexibility and mobility." . #akleg.
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@LouisPeitzman after the Valley finale and Summer House reunion we’re staring down the barrel at a pretty dark stretch in the Bravoverse.
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only a clear-eyed visionary like Ben Shapiro will recognize this for what it is: a buyer’s market
8PM EDT: This is nothing short of astronomical. I am at a loss for words to meteorologically describe you the storms small eye and intensity. 897mb pressure with 180 MPH max sustained winds and gusts 200+ MPH. This is now the 4th strongest hurricane ever recorded by pressure on
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have experienced literally hundreds of earthquakes in my life and i’m not too proud to admit for a solid five seconds of our 7.1 in 2018 i thought “what on earth is in the washing machine”.
it’s incredible New Yorkers experience an earthquake and everyone is like “was that a train?” “did our laundry machine break?” “is that a truck passing by?” and now I realize we hAVE NEVER KNOWN A MOMENT OF PEACE.
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they should make Alaska brewery laws even dumber and more asinine. you shouldn’t even be allowed to talk about beer inside.
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tapping the sign
Shower, along with a bunch of pensioners, insist that they know better than young people what young people want. "No matter what somebody tells you," Shower says, young people don't want pensions.
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Jimmy Fallon: Never have I ever…helped turn a Palestinian grade school into mist. Joe Biden: (starts chugging from red solo cup). Fallon (convulsing): lol nooooo lmao stop stop.
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wrestling, EPL, and Bravo fans right now
Wrestling fans everywhere are staring at the TL confused at how you all don’t have peacock.
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obviously a lot to be grossed out by here but lets start with how “people” in this case are “Anchorage residents.” “Alaskans”, even.
Mayor Dave Bronson said Anchorage will not use Sullivan Arena as a homeless shelter this winter. To prevent people from freezing to death outside, his administration wants to purchase plane tickets for people who want to travel elsewhere.
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@ettingermentum not me, the lower 48 are what i call the posts you make each day before the sun even comes up.
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noticing a recent conservative messaging shift from “we can’t afford this” to “no one could possibly want this” regarding pensions and social programs. the classic wet willy is recommended as best practice in these situations.
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next time a local yas kweens Mary Peltola i am going to walk into Cook Inlet with cinder blocks on my feet.
NEW: House votes 220-196 to condemn Vice President Kamala Harris' handling of the border. Six Democrats join with Republicans in support: . — Peltola.— Golden.— MGP.— Caraveo.— Don Davis.— Cuellar.
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their most spiral-eyed lib fantasy (Nancy Pelosi securing the presidency for Kamala Harris and saving democracy as we know it) is on the cusp of happening and these people just can’t help themselves man.
Fuck you, @AdamSchiff.
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graduated high school before Alaskan statehood.
Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi just announced that she'll run for her seat in Congress again in 2024.
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quality of new True Detective almost irrelevant. just having a Sunday night HBO event show back in my life is cause for celebration. i’ll take my position at the content trough with a smile.
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black hole of charisma. can’t ever get in good shape despite every advantage. own kids hate his guts. will never be cool to a single person he wants to see him as cool. only liked by the most embarrassing goobers to ever walk the planet. just a pathetic man
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imagine if my dog joined blink 182.
Imagine if Ron DeSantis cooperated with the strikers to break up the studios. That's the nightmare scenario for Hollywood CEOs, and the best scenario for America.
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brutal scene at this barbecue. bald uncle wore a yellow shirt with blue jeans and now all the kids are calling him Caillou.
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it rules that the city, gifted weeks of snow-free weather and softened ice pack, threw its hands up and decided large swaths of midtown Anchorage would just be down a lane until Easter.
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use the levers of power? the Party of Civility? buddy they’re going to spend the next two months shampooing the Oval Office carpet and planning an ice cream social.
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so cool that one of the most powerful people in the country gave birth before Alaskan statehood.
Dianne Feinstein has missed 58 Senate votes in the last month because of illness/being 89 years old. Biden can't confirm any federal judges without all Dems present on the Judiciary Committee. She's given no indication of a return date.
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hard to overstate the humiliation of having this load screen up in the presence of another person
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Ive literally never heard someone say “Yea im a big michael rapaport fan.”.
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the Miami Heat are about to win the east with this rotation
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In honor of LeBron’s 40th birthday plz reply with your favorite vintage Instagram post or tweet of his
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sure porn bots have completely overrun this place but they are the only accounts reliably liking my NBA and NFL posts so who’s to say if thats bad.
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whole lot to hate there but this might be even more flagrantly repulsive. Airbnb is a cancer on the city
Trying to find an apartment has really drained me of the last of my hope for humanity
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