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James Jesus Ableton

@fritolaysia

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Chief Music Officer for Duane Reade by Walgreens

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Joined July 2010
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James Jesus Ableton
18 days
JULY MIX: Weirded-out soft pop, smoky synth grooves, rhodesy Arab pop, discodelic soul, jazz percussion, overwrought concept album cast-offs, and zouk. Summery music that flows over you like waves when it's too hot to move. 🌻
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James Jesus Ableton
3 years
2024 bumper sticker is ready
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The Hill
3 years
Biden: "I don't know whether we can get this done"
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James Jesus Ableton
2 years
Egyptian Lionel Richie Supermarket
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2 years
I think this is what liberals think a no fly zone means
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James Jesus Ableton
7 years
New ACA replacement looks promising.
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James Jesus Ableton
3 years
If you pull this from the stone you become emperor of nebraska for life
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5 years
just some regular fare enforcement
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4 years
If we get $2000 we’ll be living in
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2 years
@mertcentury Too many scorpions in my opinion
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6 months
LOWEST MERCURY OF ANY BRAND
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James Jesus Ableton
5 years
Bernie is telling the bourgeois media the earth revolves around the sun and they are absolutely not interested in hearing it.
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President Biden
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In America, health care should be a right — not a privilege.
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James Jesus Ableton
1 year
@richard_normal First Quora post to not mention race science
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James Jesus Ableton
4 years
Everyone dies or maybe we try to see if we can make the stocks arrow go up again? Tough call! Still figuring it out.
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Believe it or not, this man is a science fiction author
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6 years
Capitalism is most efficient way to allocate resources
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8 months
Putting this under the christmas tree for my wife
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James Jesus Ableton
9 months
Fish & Chips
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James Jesus Ableton
6 months
Toby Keith began the process of turning every country music song into just a dull list of cliche cultural signifiers
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James Jesus Ableton
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James Jesus Ableton
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Still figuring it out
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This is where it all went wrong
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3 years
Personally I would like to have fun and be normal?
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@composeyrself_ We’re bringing prion disease back
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“I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.”
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7 years
Seattle grocery stores: Unionized: Fred Meyer, QFC, Safeway, Red Apple, PCC Not Unionized: Whole Foods
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5 years
Field report from the #IowaCaucuses #Warren2020
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Tom Elliott
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@algore @GretaThunberg Jane Goodall @ Davos: "All these [environmental] things we talk about wouldn’t be a problem if there was the size of population that there was 500 years ago.” The world population 500 years ago is estimated btwn 420 and 540 million — 6.7 billion fewer people than today.
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James Jesus Ableton
7 years
Trying to figure out a way to use our new @SeattleDSA cards to win a free lunch in those restaurant fishbowls
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James Jesus Ableton
3 years
@Reuters Mining firm executives, not "miners"
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5 years
I managed to get my hands on that Iowa poll and wow
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James Jesus Ableton
3 years
Serious country 👇
@MyChinaTrip
Sharing Travel
3 years
Before the New Year, In Xi 'an, China, the locked-in 10 million residents received free food from the community. #COVID19 #Covid_19
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James Jesus Ableton
1 year
Just a reminder: Uzbekistan has a functioning high speed rail system and the USA does not
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Amtrak has a $2 billion fleet of new, very fast Acela trains from France that can't start running yet because it's unclear whether they can operate properly on the Northeast Corridor's 100-year-old freight tracks.
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Coffee and a burger is just a combo you don't see like you used to.
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Beach Boys Legacy
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The Beach Boys grabbing a bite on the road in 1974.
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James Jesus Ableton
2 years
@GarbageApe Libertarians got nearly everything they wanted for the past 40 years and wont stop whining about it.
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@TH0MASBAHAMA It gets hot out there
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2 years
Stupidest time in human history
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James Jesus Ableton
6 years
I’ve been designing stuff for years but this website and pamphlet for DSA Teachers has been one of my favorite projects.
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James Jesus Ableton
4 years
Instant Adam Curtis documentary, just add music
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Àngel Marrades
4 years
Una mujer hizo su clase de aerobic sin darse cuenta de que estaban dando el golpe de Estado en Myanmar. Y pues puede verse como el convoy de militares llega al parlamento.
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James Jesus Ableton
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@mertcentury It’s over
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James Jesus Ableton
2 years
Putin is finished
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The New York Times
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An oak tree in Russia, said to have been planted 198 years ago by the novelist Ivan Turgenev, was disqualified from the European Tree of the Year competition over the country’s invasion of Ukraine. A 400-year-old oak tree in Poland took the top spot.
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James Jesus Ableton
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I would love to transmit mysterious and staticy broadcasts from here
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Art Deco radio transmission building in Riverview, MI designed by architect Cyril Edward Schley
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James Jesus Ableton
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Incredible things are happening in China
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2 years
Would dine here
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James Jesus Ableton
8 months
@richard_normal I have invested $37M USD in Spotify for unfinished songs. Now I will kick back and watch as lucrative profits roll in.
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2 years
Getting cold out there
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James Jesus Ableton
7 years
Me, shouting at unsheltered people from the rolled down window of my $140,000 Tesla "ACTUALLY THE SEATTLE BUSINESS COMMUNITY IS VERY PROGRESSIVE"
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James Jesus Ableton
3 years
Indian Point Nuclear Power Plant we miss u
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Running out of shit to retvurn to
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James Jesus Ableton
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Now we’re talking
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Juliana Broad
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Coronavirus: Spain nationalises all private hospitals
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James Jesus Ableton
5 years
Seems relevant
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James Jesus Ableton
2 years
@mertcentury Assuming they are cannibalizing in this single species ecosystem
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James Jesus Ableton
1 year
Just hitting the predictive text over and over
@charliespiering
Charlie Spiering
1 year
Colbert asks Harris to respond to criticism of Biden approving the Willow oil project: "The concerns are based on what we should all be concerned about but the solutions have to be and include what we are doing in terms of going forward, in terms of investments."
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@tybuddhaboy I am trying to think of a startup that has actually led to an improvement in the lives of anyone besides the ones at the top of the ponzi scheme and coming up blank
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1 year
Okay
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James Jesus Ableton
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@NBCNews when you finally get to talk to the manager
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James Jesus Ableton
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I can't believe Bernie printed out this huge @DemSocialists banner on the Senate floor
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@RealAlexJones
Alex Jones
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I few weeks ago I finally took the Pfizer Covid shot and it is amazing! I am growing in so many new ways! I love being part of Bill Gates plan to depopulate humanity!!!!
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James Jesus Ableton
4 years
Did a State Dept. memo go out on this "appropriation" stuff?
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James Jesus Ableton
3 years
The list of songs Clear Channel blacklisted after 9/11 will never not be funny to me.
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James Jesus Ableton
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The GOP has been revealed once again to be shameless hypocrites by not agreeing to pass the sensible and bipartisan “KKK Hitler Act of 2024”
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James Jesus Ableton
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"The commodification of housing is a political project that refuses to acknowledge itself as such"
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@GarbageApe A personal favorite of mine since I have known many Texan men just like this. Barely parody.
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@GarbageApe Replace it with “gamer” still sound ok to you?
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@Devon_OnEarth An Apple product
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This is like 8 scams at once, the perfect Twitter ad
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@GarbageApe I think that fake west coast style nicey nice ping pong in the breakroom shit evaporates alongside low interest rates.
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Wow I think Bernie has really found his second wind
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@Reuters Hey let me know if someone won the most votes, and perhaps got first place for doing that.
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@NateSilver538 Good call, the people just love management consultants!
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My dad sends me jokes
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@GarbageApe with yellow mustard, not peanut butter sure
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@BBCPolitics Hey wasn't Gladwell on the Epstein flight logs?
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Last night I was studying US-Soviet relations
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Both these are an expression of the fact there really isn’t much of a left to speak of. Just people saying stuff online.
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This is happening so people feel will bad about cheering like Ewoks celebrating the Death Star blowing up when Bezos' spaceship explodes on the launchpad.
@JonErlichman
Jon Erlichman
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82-year-old Wally Funk will become the oldest person to go to space. She was supposed to go 60 years ago. Now, she’s going with Jeff Bezos.
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Drinking 4 or 5 angry orchards and telling everyone at the ren fest turkeys are from north america and not really authentic renaissance cuisine
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Nature is healing
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There is good food everywhere. People are creative with that sorta thing.
@foijaoquefez
João Marcelo
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If you're not from here, your "cuisine" is just slop
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James Jesus Ableton
3 years
Is this that sara squirm person I keep hearing about on here
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@GarbageApe Now I'm really confused by what these people think seed oils and processed foods are.
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James Jesus Ableton
3 years
2021 Summer Look
@Timurid_Mughal
Timurid-Mughal Archives
3 years
Alim Khan, (1880 – 1944) was the last Manghud Khan of the Emirate of Bukhara in Central Asia (Uzbekistan). The Manghud Khans were of Mongolian descent. After his reign the Russian Soviets occupied the Emirate & Uzbekistan became part of the Soviet Union until 1991.
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@cushbomb
crisp mattman
8 years
*Communist Clippie pops up* It looks like you're complaining about appropriation. Do you mean commodification?
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James Jesus Ableton
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@jacobdotgov That's actually Andy Serkis as Pacey. Incredible what they could do with CGI, even in the late 90s.
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
6 years
By the way, I am actually a socialist. Just not the kind that shifts resources from most productive to least productive, pretending to do good, while actually causing harm. True socialism seeks greatest good for all.
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