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Whoa watch out! This group of 6 guys had 2 to 3 light beers each!
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Incredibly dumb, niche thread incoming. I present (in partnership with
@jupiterbrando
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An "I Think You Should Leave" sketch for every MLB team (2021)
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@Zalifornia
How do you keep posting after that. How do you not just throw away your phone and walk into the ocean
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@doinkpatrol
"People are talking about taxing the rich now, and when they go to the polls next year they'll think twice before making a choice between the two people who both don't want to increase taxes on the rich"
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"Once in a Lifetime" is one of those songs that has been engrained in our lives and the world for so long that it's easy to forget that there was a moment it didn't exist, and then the Talking Heads brought it into existence, and it's a really good thing they did.
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This is how lauren posts these days
we don't really need more than 3 pasta shapes. a disciplined society with its priorities in order would eliminate the rest as a wasteful extravagance
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@eleum_fuck
@Srirachachau
It's pretty obvious that Josh Hartnett got all the answers first...?
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@CafeMuscato
@yashar
@scottbix
@swin24
@arawnsley
(anti-fascist in bio)
"well ya know I don't agree but it is the law so"
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@1chadnystrom
@mrwtffacts
Actually it is, I asked him personally and he answered after he was done getting top
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@arod_twit
I went to a Catholic school for 6 months that was founded by the guy who patented the shovel before the gold rush, and their chief export was criminal justice grads. Completely fake.
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@CHHNDLER
I like the Tough Guy brand best because I always say "not so tough now are you" in my head when I'm peeing on the logo
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@notnotnuanced
Real heads know that Catholicism means feeling deep shame about your body, having poor communication and conflict resolution tactics reinforced by the concept of confession, and seeing how long it takes for the eucharist to dissolve on your tongue
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@aniceburrito
when we traveled to cuba like 5 years ago, any venmo that contained the word "cuba" or even the flag got put into holding and we had to cancel and re-do them lol
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@MarxistHimbo
@heylaineys
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"The ultra left is out of control! They must be stopped!"
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@desusnice
"HERE'S MY THOUGHT OF DA DAY - IN 1492 COLUMBUS SAILED DA OCEAN BLUE, BUT IN 2020 IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO SET SAIL FOR GOOD! THAT'S THE OLD SCHOOL WAY!"
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Season 2 he should take over Vesuvio
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@chests
@allahliker
An automatically generated mug that a dropship company makes for every Urban Dictionary listing means the end of the Harris Walz campaign
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@crulge
Yea, he's Eddie! He's Eddie and he likes having his shirt off in the Wal Mart! That's why he's shirtless in the Wal Mart, he's Eddie!
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@ogrods
@GraceSpelman
In this scenario Dick Van Dyke is the best soprano sax player you've ever heard in your life. He's been on the staff since 72. He once had an audition with Mahavishnu Orchestra but skipped the call back because he didn't feel right canceling his Theory 200 class that day.
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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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@xor
@mmilesgoodrich
"Second" homonym = second (time) or second (after first)
"Hand" homynym = hand of a clock or hand as in pass off
"Second hand" homynym = second hand of a clock or a used product
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@yiffpolice
what dot cd getting wiped might beat it out slightly, but you're right that shit was barely a blip on the radar.
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one of sixteen people who have survived a parachute not opening. Now sixteen is just my estimate, I'll double check my numbers later.
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@SeanMcCarthyCom
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@dennisbhooper
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I'd like to see how you would respond to losing TWO Super Bowls to Eli Manning.
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The
@murderxbryan
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My sister teaches elementary school and one of her students made this
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@ByYourLogic
we had a jughead who would substitute teach at our high school that bragged about "getting so many experimental shots he probably can't get cancer anymore"
American military excellence truly at an all time low
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Happy one year (+1 day) anniversary to America's BEST mayor crushing some takeout after chiefing on that loud pack.
Here is what we did tonight to support our local restaurants. Take out from Garland. And we left a 35 percent tip. Please do the same.
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@GarbageApe
Did it take... 20 minutes? I am eating a popsicle INSIDE in NC and it's melting 2 minutes in.
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@TeslaBot69
@TaylorOgan
my brain simply isn't big enough to comprehend that driving into oncoming traffic is a *feature* not a bug.
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The Beatles existence as a band was shorter than the time between these 5 albums.
there are maybe like only two other artists/bands that can match this decade long release streak of five flawless albums…
…and i’m urging you guys to submit your runner ups under this tweet (i just want music recs lol)
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NC peeps, stay the fuck away from Tried and True Tattoo Company. Nazi Punks, fuck off!
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