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Nathaniel Lavender

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Nathaniel Lavender
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“Mr Marinoaica, from the West Midlands”
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7 months
Man took teen out to sea to rape her, court hears
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@TomLondon6 Tony Blair heads The Tony Blair Institute? How long have you been hiding this information?
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@TheBlightaga @AmiriKing The difficulty in getting guns is why one of them had a pistol, and not all of them had assault rifles
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@AaronBastani @Waterstones It’s bring an employer into disrepute, which is a standard clause in most employment contracts. I also doubt you’d be saying the same if someone said they’re planning to rip up the Quran or Why I'm No Longer Talking to White People About Race
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>paki detected >opinion rejected
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‘Prime Barclays’ is a euphemism for Retvrn imagery just as ‘1488’ is an acronym for Nazism. you people longing for Two Door Cinema Club and austerity PL is reminiscent of fascists posting shitty Greek statutes as hallmarks of a culture subverted by the rise of liberalism
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@KILLTOPARTY Every teenager had a beautiful mid next door.
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@ybees3 Rubber dinghy rapids bro
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@CureBore @Morbidful So they were speeding and not following proper lane discipline, and could have killed the person in the SUV.
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@PaulBrandITV @EricRonald1109 Hottest day of the year, hood up and what appears to be a mask on. Nothing suspicious about that!
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@IsmailRoyer Generations of inbreeding has led to lower intelligence and impulse control
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@sarcasmtoafault WHEN IT GET SNOWING, I RIDE ME SLED
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@ElectionMapsUK Great, councils voting along lines of religion. Just what we need.
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@PolitlcsUK Very Welsh.
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@JosefCookz @MissMaSunshine Where were you grandparents born
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@oncloud_e @VLONEPREDATOR Trannies try and take a joke challenge (impossible)
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@misfit__ty @JesseForIndy They hit someone with their car. How is that nothing?
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@katierazz @BBCNewsnight What does it feel like to be in the presence of a child rapist?
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@FUDdaily @Stevvardship Anyone provide a link to the story
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@AaronBastani And here’s our “you ain’t no Muslim, bruv” moment that the liberal middle classes will cling to for dear life over the coming days.
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@misfit__ty @JesseForIndy Oh so not only did he get hit with a car, he was then offered a bribe to not report it to the police - very good!
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@Miss_Snuffy @TundeMusaED “Raw fish and rice is a price worth paying for murdered children”
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@The_sigma_fem Americans when they find out vegetables have flavour
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@fmg1965 @LBC @NickFerrariLBC They can go visit their son in the tax paid for mental health facility. Her son is rotting in the ground. See the difference?
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@BBCNews He’s been there since 2018. Why does he still get free bus travel?
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@Luke_Donnelly99 Also, where did she get £78,000 from?!
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@maxtempers @CDP1882 @GBNEWS Uh, I think you’ll find he’s WELSH!!!
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@carbdiem You may never achieve your dreams, but now we will never run out of minicabs, Deliveroo drivers, and chicken shops.
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@Peter88902568 @khartoum_of “Just a little bit of context for our listeners. Dari is a language spoken by those in Afghanistan, who are all very smelly.”
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@uncledoomer Young Jewish guys 🤝 old Chinese women
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@Howlingmutant0 Post a link bro I wanna read them
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10 months
@andletmejustsay “I mean, I wouldn’t date him, but just because he’s like my brother and it’d be weird!”
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@providenceluvr We don’t do it for you!!!
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@emilykmay @kirbsanon “I was nervous before a major event in my life so spoke to my doctor” Literally only have yourself to blame.
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@g_gosden @CharlotteCGill You mean the geezer from Brazil? Nice one, Einstein.
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@jam_berry1994 @EssexPR @MartinDaubney @GBNEWS Why? Being a paedophile isn’t a crime
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@BBCNews Another Welshman
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God, political scientists are woeful. What does "immigration" look like for British people, really? How do they experience "immigration"? How do people know who is an "immigrant"? When and how do British people interact with "immigrants"? What are those interactions like?
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@AmiyraBader How many were in the U.K. in the 1800s?
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@MrD1by That weird mix of Pakistani and Yorkshire
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@juicyjcaint420 @lmNOTcatholic Yeah black people are notoriously introspective and not loud
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@stephenkb @DreadnoughtRN Where are your great grandparents buried?
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@Capt_Fishpaste @nicksharples90 Your point is so fucking stupid. If someone said “I’ve never seen racism in my town” would you say “oh in that case racism doesn’t exist”? Stupid fucking cunt
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@AaronBastani Telegraph reporting he arrived from Rwanda aged 6. Another great import.
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@DrFrancesRyan @mummahlee You should maybe ask them their views on homosexuality, then see how bigoted Kemi seems in comparison.
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@shitpost_2077 Can’t believe people play this shit
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@BBCNews How has he not been prosecuted?
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@Delicious_Tacos
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God damn do I want to fuck my intern. Christina. Christina from Colombia. She is not hot, but she is 23 years old and looks 15 and wears puffy white skirts sliding down at the back to show half an inch of innocent pink cotton panties; sheer blouses where you can see the outline
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@JesseForIndy What did he look like
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@BBCNews More neurosurgeons and astrophysicists just clambering to get here.
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@y_alibhai @helen_spirit1 What does that mean? You’re suggesting the ethnic breakdown has changed to 75% in the space of three years?
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@Samfr It’s a wonder the NHS functioned at all before we had immigrants who sent most of their wages home and barely speak English!
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@AmiriKing I think she discharged by accident, having her finger on the trigger while running. Women shouldn’t be in the police.
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@WTMAtkinson @BDSixsmith “Watch it! Watch the polls, watch it! Watch it! It’s gonna move!”
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@BBCWorld Look at the smile on her face.
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@Khan971I @LBC @NickFerrariLBC Did they call the police?
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@JimNorton @latimes I didn’t know you were gay
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@rkkx @VinnieSull1van No, we should be able to rely on social norms and not be victim to the immoral behaviour of foreigners.
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@misfit__ty @JesseForIndy They could prosecute a man who hit someone with their car I don’t know what middle class hippy paradise you live in but in the real world fuckers like that deserve what they get coming
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@russiancosmist My ex supposedly had BPD. She told me the symptomatology and it just sounded like being an immature, unkind adult; which is basically what she turned out to be. Crying at the slightest inconvenience, demanding sex as a means of a validation etc. Horrible few years.
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@bencsmoke The scars of you being forcibly bummed, twice, will last longer than either Trump’s or Farage’s injuries, cheers!
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@MorgothsReview Only one option left.
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@88TM78 “It’s okay to not be okay. Check in on your mates. Great game last night.”
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@GrandmasterNabz Lol man.. “I don’t know my dad” twitter has been upset with me for like three days straight 😂
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@germ_nations @I_am_TJWright His position on the war being that he wanted Hitler to win
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@SocialistShard @AaronBastani Not every young person has the privilege of living in some middle class fantasy land.
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@Fredlfc2503 @PolitlcsUK Probably not if every ancestor they’ve ever head, including their parents, was born in Africa.
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@angelofn1 @whjm How can a radio programme be unsafe?
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@PraxisCast @RileyRegarded @AaronBastani Yeah man Jamal was just expressing his class rage by knifing someone on a train das rite
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@Jake_Hanrahan Apparently Romanian family had their five children taken away after one was admitted to hospital with a fractured skull.
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@vers_laLune >omg everyone porn brained >hey everyone here’s my massive fucking tits
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On my walk this morning and some mad cunt has parked a tank in the Wickes car park in protest
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@SanjeevBanger79 @JamesPGoddard90 @KulveerRanger @Channel4 At its peak, there were 125,000 British in India - which had a population of 300,000,000. I wouldn’t say the numbers currently are equal to that.
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@Fredlfc2503 @PolitlcsUK Ah, the magic soil makes him suddenly Welsh. He’s just like Richard Burton. When did I mention Muslims?
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@NxlAnglo Used to be pro-Iraq/Afghanistan War. Now realised it’s a complete waste of time trying to help low IQ groups achieve anything that might resemble civilisation.
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@FranklinVH2 I think it’s just not a part of their culture to notice/care. If everywhere you walk smells like literal cow shit then BO probably smells nice in comparison. Read the Foreign Sales section on this
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@clairebubblepop @PolitlcsUK There was a major riot in the UK just a few weeks ago, doesn’t appear you mentioned it once. Interesting! I wonder what the difference is between that event and this.
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@TomSwarbrick1 It’s alright, Tom. As you said, there’s nothing that can be done. As a society we just need to put up with children being murdered. Oh well!
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@AaronBastani @Waterstones Doing it on a public platform is probably what caused it - if she just said it to her friends she’d still have a job. Ironically if she just tore up the books and never told anyone, instead of bragging about it, she’d also still have her job!
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@Luke_Donnelly99 She makes a 300% profit in the space of seven months. My heart bleeds.
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@BBCNews Fighting over who gets to hand in their dissertation on quantum mechanics first
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@TPGRoberts Fleabag is just middle class Malcolm in the Middle
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@Alt_Azn @unlimited_ls Blacks have no culture beyond criminal damage, so they come up with retarded names like this
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@anglofuturist Bad day to be a Peroni 😅😅🙊🙊
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@talonfast @DespoticInroad It shouldn’t take 16 years to finish a railway. We invented the fucking things.
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