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Should’ve just cracked one out instead.
how am i supposed to cope with the fact that this gif is largely responsible for my transition
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Imagine ever calling someone a nonce. Like, sure, I may be a pedophile, but at least I'm not British.
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A politician willing to say what we’re all thinking. RIP
BREAKING: Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi dies aged 86
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‘The Cabinet’s certainly full of them.’
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Women’s idea of female attractiveness is bizarre.
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Nearly 2000 dickhead Torys stopped Reform winning in my area.
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Calvert-Lewin turns up to training like this
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Look at the fucking state of that.
I went to the whitest place in the UK to ask about immigration
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‘What if we just start calling Labour right wing?’
‘He’s only bloody gone and done it again.’
‘Genius!’
‘Four more Rusty Cumbucket IPAs, my good fellow. Huzzah!’
praying this means that we never have to hear from "Led By Donkeys" ever again
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I love telling taxi drivers I got more into football when England won the Euros two years ago, and they correct me that England didn’t win the Euros two years ago, and I correct them that England did win the Euros two years ago.
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What makes a kid care about shit like this?
Imagine saying this with a straight face.
The consequences of ignoring reality have been disastrous for the Western world.
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I will never understand why parsley sauce causes such ridiculous reactions.
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‘Sure, I’ll pose for a stock photo. What’s the worst that could happen?’
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‘I bet there will be flying cars in the future.’
this was the creepiest part of this whole debacle.
imagine ur ex u had blocked suddenly shows up as a woman, hijacks your aesthetic and paraphrases your most iconic quote with an eerie smile to the camera.
This is more terrifying than any movie i could ever dream of making.
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How'd this happen to the British Empire?
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This country has become a far right hell hole. A country where dissenting voices are silenced, the deliberate misinterpretation of words like Woke, as a way to shut down meaningful conversations and allow hate speech to continue. What happened to this place?
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@CuttingCharm
@InternetH0F
Most people are bilingual. Mostly Americans or the British who are not.
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‘Why don’t you get off your backside and go and get yourself a job!?’
*audience applauds*
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Being a PT must be a piece of piss. Just making up dumb new exercises for middle aged women to do.
Katie Hopkins workout routine looks SICK. bitch is 48 yrs old. Somali FEMALES this is your competition (you will die)
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Let me put it this way, if the St George flag is hanging from a house it's universally understood that there's a white supremacist family living there. So album cover on the left is not patriotic, it's acknowledgement of English racism.
That other lady's album cover however...
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‘This is not North Korea, Toad boy.’
So in Your World, you’re ‘Far Right’ if you think Women’s commentary on the Men’s Football is shite?
What world do you live in
@jonathanliew
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In case you hadn’t noticed, This is not North Korea.
Can you answer please Toad boy? 🐸
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Opened my photos and the bloke at work almost saw my Tango folder. Would’ve been embarrassing having to explain that one.
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My partner works at WeightWatchers.
She asks what they want? Everything you can imagine. Personal trainer/pilates instructor / yoga/ rock climbers/ runners/ gymnasts/ vegan chefs, active, healthy.
In over 10yrs; not one has suggested they want to sit on their arses and overeat.
My partner works with asylum seekers.
She asks what they want to do? Everything you can imagine. Academics /doctors/ police/ artisans/ engineers/ plumbers/ care workers, nurses, restaurants.
In over 10yrs; not one has suggested they want to sit on their arses and claim benefits
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Every American telling you beans on toast is weird thinks this is normal btw.
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I hated this cabbage patch cunt the moment I saw him. Trust your instincts.
Hasbulla Is now Under Fire After Video Surfaced of him Reportedly Abusing his Cat😿
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Rest in power, Benjamin Zephaniah
- PoliticsJOE_UK
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My culture isn’t your costume.
I actually do like UK pub culture. I just wish there were more black options. I like the idea of having. A “local” 😭
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@Howlingmutant0
@Bernstein
Wonder what causes a man to be so self hating? Isn’t that a little weird, Mr Bernnnnnnever mind.
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Tim Westwood turns 66 today and is now eligible for his state pension.
Happy birthday, Tim. You are officially a pensioner. 🥳🎉
Tim Westwood is eligible for his state pension in 1 month.
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This is so ignorant. I voted Reform and I’ve been wanting to come across brown women my whole life.
13 reform uk seats actually highlights a massive education problem in this country loooool, basing your entire personality on not wanting to come across brown people, you stink
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@STORMCHASER000
Never even heard of that country but if your comment is anything to go by, they must like their girls with big tits.
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🚨 On Breakfast with Eamonn & Ellie...
What makes you most proud to be British? 🇬🇧
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‘Bellend Britain.’
Let’s stop talking about ‘great’ Britain – and rebrand ourselves as a different sort of country | Martin Kettle
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I hate cavers so much.
The failed operation to save John Edward Jones, a caver who took a wrong path and got stuck upside down in a tunnel measuring 10 by 18 inches (25 by 46 cm) while exploring Nutty Putty cave in Utah. He died of cardiac arrest after being stuck for 28 hours.
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‘I like a smart guy. Most men can’t even name 10 countries.’
Me:
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Otto doing exactly what everyone would expect: ignoring the swarthy men causing havoc and focusing on the real problem of insensitive comments.
Nothing to do with what Farage dismissively calls "the subcontinent".
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Imagine if Jacob Rees-Mogg started morris dancing in the House of Commons.
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You know things are bad when even CyclingMikey thinks you’re going too far.
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POV: you just birthed a daughter
“Love me beer. Love me country. Hate me wives. Simple as.”
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This is what Britain used to be about.
Professional wrestler Big Daddy surrounded by his entourage of young fans, before entering the ring to do battle. (1987)
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34k likes by doing big knob’s one joke when he averages about 500. Bet he retweeted that through gritted teeth.
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When I worked an office job one of the things I would do to keep active and mentally sharp was to sprint up and down the stairs every so often, every half hour
Burst of movement kept the blood firing and rejuvenated the mind
Try it out!
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Sanjay Patelovic.
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‘What’s the matter, lager boy? Afraid you might taste something?’
>be Chinese worker
>pee inside the Tsingtao beer vat
>cause billions of dollars in damage
why did he do it?
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This fella ain’t one of them.
love that there are 2 guys named homer that almost everyone on earth knows about
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Men, what’s an example of an outfit that you would prefer on a woman you met at a bar/restaurant/comedy club type setting?
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Look at how infrequently he tweets now. I think the reality has set in.
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Would a door hurt?
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Sells porn to kids
Tate Brothers speaking out against GTA 6! ‼️
“I’m not a fan of anyone under the age of 18, 21 maybe, playing video games where the goal is to shoot police officers“
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@ukipperlad
‘How about Barry Stanton, but better?’
‘Genius!’
‘Four more Ferret’s Forskin IPAs, barkeep.’
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What a fucking idiot.
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2050:
‘Can you buy me some fags, mate?’
Rishi Sunak announces a plan to "raise the smoking age by one year, every year" which would mean "a 14-year-old today will never be legally sold a cigarette and that they—and their generation—can grow up smoke-free"
📺 Sky 501, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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I’m convinced baked beans taste different over there the way they bang on about it.
i love british street food. a whole potato topped with unmelted cheese and baked beans. and they line up for hours for it.
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Any females 17 and under DM me.
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This is what a 30 year old man used to look like.
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Can’t wait to see the meltdown on here once Nigel Farage is crowned king of the jungle.
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@LBC
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‘Importing millions of foreign men is just the way it is, the way it’s always been. It just happens. It’s definitely not done purposely without consulting the public. There’s absolutely no way to stop it.’
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Otto English raging rn.
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Got absolutely mullered for the first time in a long time last night and now I feel like death.
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