Going to school with "the future of film" and "the future of theatre" and "the media makers of tomorrow" made me realize media and art are about to get worse than we could have ever imagined
I will hear not a word more about how life is over at 25 or like "your brain is done at 25" or you can't do xyz or wear xyz after 25. I'm full of life and i won't be brainwashed by the internet into thinking i need to stop now
This NYT piece is an endless stream of bangers.
I swear, one of the more destructive recent cultural trends has been the combined push to frame all distress or discomfort as mental illness, and then to encourage people to form their identity around being “mentally ill.”
Bf didn't want to watch movies i suggested by women writers/directors because he wanted something with a "tight script" guess he's not getting any "tight pussy" later
Me: do you want room for cream in your coffee?
Customer: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirme
AI engineer tech guys are so stupid i can't even comprehend. How can the AI kill us? Just turn the computer off. You can literally drop it from counter height and it's gone
LADIES if you want a MASCULINE HUSBAND you must dress FEMININE and DEMURE like me *insert image of the cheapest shittiest ugliest shein milkmaid dress you've ever seen*
I know so many guys like this. Actor or comedian who want to be visionary artists but have lukewarm IQ. Eyes begging like a lost puppy. No vision, no taste, all they can do is grovel, beg, and whine. They're so nice and seem so sad
I think the main reason trader joes inspires so much brand loyalty and fanaticism isn't the convenience but that the branding still hasn't been turned into millenial minimalism yet, and the colors and patterns make people happy
Have to delete instagram again bc everything i get recommended is about financial stability, investing, eating healthy, exercise, inner peace, i don't care about any of those things!
Not all ppl will experience pluto in aquarius in their lifetimes the last time it happened was 1777-1798 - think about that time period. Fundamental shifts, the weight will be lifted on the 21st and then again at the end of the year
Having all the right references and little quips doesn't make you cool. What makes you cool is carrying around a cricket who wears a hat and a cane and sings. And also having a gun.
Walkable neighborhoods are the antidote to loneliness! 🚶♀️ When you can easily walk to shops, parks, cafes & see friendly faces, it combats isolation. Proximity to community is key. Ditch the car & get to know your neighbors on foot. Walkable cities = happier, connected people! 🌆
Put my phone in black and white to make it less appealing, but it actually made all the perverse images beautiful, profound, and classy. Bringing the color back to activate my disgust response
In english we say "hello" but starbucks customers say "venti pike" which means "i do not give a shit about you as a human being hurry up maggot" and i think that's beautiful
Women went from not being able to have credit cards or mortgages to being expected to pay half the household bills while pregnant and raising children within a single generation which is incredible when you think about it.
"What music do you like" is the most dreaded date question because i have to tell them i only listen to ariana grande and the soundtrack to ths movie nashville