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@marihmmm
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1 year
Look at my dad's carrie bradshaw ass fridge
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Going to school with "the future of film" and "the future of theatre" and "the media makers of tomorrow" made me realize media and art are about to get worse than we could have ever imagined
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@marihmmm
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As a child, the fact that i wasn't asian was devastating to me. Now, it's a mere inconvenience
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@marihmmm
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2 years
Would never wear a beanie because i'm not a 27 year old project manager who moved to a luxury high rise in boulder from minneapolis
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@marihmmm
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2 years
Remember the 70s when musicals were sexy and for adults?
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I’m sorry this has to be satire?????????
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2 months
I will hear not a word more about how life is over at 25 or like "your brain is done at 25" or you can't do xyz or wear xyz after 25. I'm full of life and i won't be brainwashed by the internet into thinking i need to stop now
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@marihmmm
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I love guys who are neurotic and crazy. If i was ever with a man who was calm and self assured i think i would kill him
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@marihmmm
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7 months
Bf is talking to his AA sponsor on the phone so he put my in bedroom jail
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Most americans are one birthday dinner away from financial ruin
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I love lars von trier's basic lamestream music taste. Like yeah this song is good actually
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A lot of contemporary "edgy" "alt" culture stuff revolves around academia bc getting into grad school is easier than getting a minimum wage job
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@marihmmm
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@Seamus_Malek Richard adams wrote watership down but he's not a rabbit... smells problematic
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@marihmmm
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9 months
Mad real. My cousin won't read a book or recall what he did that day bc he says "his brain doesn't work that way" kids are being set up to fail
@emmma_camp_
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This NYT piece is an endless stream of bangers. I swear, one of the more destructive recent cultural trends has been the combined push to frame all distress or discomfort as mental illness, and then to encourage people to form their identity around being “mentally ill.”
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@marihmmm
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Bf didn't want to watch movies i suggested by women writers/directors because he wanted something with a "tight script" guess he's not getting any "tight pussy" later
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@marihmmm
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5 years
Me: do you want room for cream in your coffee? Customer: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirme
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@marihmmm
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1 year
So did lex friedman read all those books or?
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@marihmmm
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8 months
You used to have to go to a kava bar in lake worth florida at 2pm on a thursday to hear takes like this
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@marihmmm
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Reasons why i will not be in nyc this summer
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You want to see the maids so badly
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@marihmmm
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8 months
AI engineer tech guys are so stupid i can't even comprehend. How can the AI kill us? Just turn the computer off. You can literally drop it from counter height and it's gone
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The key to looking young is acting insane
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@marihmmm
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This would be better if he put a big cartman smoking a blunt
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This is modern art I can get with
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Come see us act :)
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my friends @marihmmm @uunderstudying are putting on a play. if you’re in ny tap in:
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Tickets on sale for Teeth by @uunderstudying directed by me at new york theater festival
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2 years
Not to be a trad wife but if you hate on crying babies maybe u should kill yourself
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Alone on the bus with some reading
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2 years
Why is this porn brain shit ass take on my feed reworded every single day? Can't you people have a thought that's not from the internet?
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Having a baby is just living proof he came inside you , that’s low key embarrassing . Don’t need my parents knowing that info .
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It's all over when the femcel mitski whisper post phoebe bridgers gaslight gatekeep girlboss jennifer's body r/vindicta find out about liz lemon
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@marihmmm
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Anna kavan screaming
@SprinterFamily
S p r i n t e r
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🇨🇦 A giant iceberg has sailed to the Canadian island of Newfoundland
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Girl with cat ears hissing at seed oils in the grocery store
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8 months
Personally i'm thrilled that we live in a late 19th century style huckster carnival entertainment economy it's a lot of fun if you can swing it
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The Germans need to invent a word for being this evil and this entertaining at the same time
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LADIES if you want a MASCULINE HUSBAND you must dress FEMININE and DEMURE like me *insert image of the cheapest shittiest ugliest shein milkmaid dress you've ever seen*
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I know so many guys like this. Actor or comedian who want to be visionary artists but have lukewarm IQ. Eyes begging like a lost puppy. No vision, no taste, all they can do is grovel, beg, and whine. They're so nice and seem so sad
@mikugly
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I thought this was that guy trying to reverse his age but it’s bradley cooper
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@MrSantosNY You look skinny here
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4 years
Reject cultural babyfication
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Nobody believes in the soul anymore
@NTFabiano
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Depression may be contagious through a dysfunctional mirror neuron system. 🧵1/11
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I think the main reason trader joes inspires so much brand loyalty and fanaticism isn't the convenience but that the branding still hasn't been turned into millenial minimalism yet, and the colors and patterns make people happy
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Saddest genre of yt video is "i wasted my 20s chasing my passion" like do you really believe that? Woah
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How i look listening to my dad and his girlfriend fight through the crack in my door
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@digital_orb000 Working and finding out that the average executive has 0 thoughts in their brain makes the whole economy make sense
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@marihmmm
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4 years
My cat is trapped in a cage and screaming at me. Every hour or so i give her cream cheese to shut her up i feel like the democratic party
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I'm old enough to remember when woke meant being like a schizophrenic hotep
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I'm not an artist | educator | administrator i'm a human being. I'm a genius. I push boundaries.
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@marihmmm
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23 days
Have to delete instagram again bc everything i get recommended is about financial stability, investing, eating healthy, exercise, inner peace, i don't care about any of those things!
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@marihmmm
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4 years
Make fun of tumblr all you want but i get to see hundreds of pictures a day of charcuterie boards and breakfast spreads on balconies and you don't
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@marihmmm
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1 year
Went into a corner store and the only thing they had was this orb
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@marihmmm
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7 months
Not all ppl will experience pluto in aquarius in their lifetimes the last time it happened was 1777-1798 - think about that time period. Fundamental shifts, the weight will be lifted on the 21st and then again at the end of the year
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5 likes and i'll swim
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I'm about to make january 6 look like a joke
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Grubhub is the worst name for anything ever. It's giving subhuman.
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2 years
Having all the right references and little quips doesn't make you cool. What makes you cool is carrying around a cricket who wears a hat and a cane and sings. And also having a gun.
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George santos. As a voter i'm appalled. But as a person of the theatre...
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2 years
Acting professor in college told me i gave her ghost world vibes. Didn't know that wluld be the best compliment i'd ever receive
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4 years
Boyfriend just harvested carrots he's never been sexier to me
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@marihmmm
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2 years
If u think ur broke delete uber eats and stop smoking weed. Done.
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4 years
Throwback to high school where i said i like catcher in the rye and my classmates yelled at me until i cried
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I hate ai i hate that we live in the ai age it pisses me off so bad i could cry
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My eyes get irritated on the subway but it's ok bc i need 2 cry sometimes
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Minimum wage workers forced to ask for people's personal medical info should get a raise, u want to act like a doctor or a cop then pay me like one
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This spring fell off my table and found a perfect hole for itself in the floor. A beautiful and sublime fate
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False! Loneliness is a state of mind and many people in new york are so lonely they could die
@PhilWalkable
Phil Walkability🇺🇸🦅🌲
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Walkable neighborhoods are the antidote to loneliness! 🚶‍♀️ When you can easily walk to shops, parks, cafes & see friendly faces, it combats isolation. Proximity to community is key. Ditch the car & get to know your neighbors on foot. Walkable cities = happier, connected people! 🌆
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This was a prophecy and nobody listened
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Me: i hate my phone technology is evil and satanic based and tedpilled Work: u cannot check your phone for 9 hours Me:
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Lowkey feeling like anything is possible. What a magical day
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When tech people die what is left of their souls will scatter and they will each be reincarnated as 30 pigs
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There are 2 types of women. Those who attract old perverts and those who attract young perverts. I know which i am and which i'd rather be.
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Mr putin... if you're listening...
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If you die anywhere in boston you respawn at park street
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Liqour stores do NOT sell enough booze in pink bottles. Fucking sick of it all
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I don't got a substack i got a full stack 💵
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Google calendar is evil we go by the moon now
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To the 25 ~ avg people who visit my profile but don't follow on nearly every tweet: wts wrong with me and how can i change and be better for you?
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Ex texted me to say my nighttime teeth grinding sounded like "a symphony of angels"
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This is about mcdonalds frozen strawberry lemonade
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Put my phone in black and white to make it less appealing, but it actually made all the perverse images beautiful, profound, and classy. Bringing the color back to activate my disgust response
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A girl's youtube watch later is very personal
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Proust
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In english we say "hello" but starbucks customers say "venti pike" which means "i do not give a shit about you as a human being hurry up maggot" and i think that's beautiful
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I lived
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Eating is so embarrassing like i can't believe i'm fucking doing this
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This is what bitches mean when they say "i'm baby"
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Lots of talk of vitamin d supplements but not much talk of upping your fish and dairy intake (way more effective)
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Just looked at this and did a little :) bc no :) i'm not :) finally :)
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Ppl talk like this bc they never read a book from before 1960
@girlziplocked
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Women went from not being able to have credit cards or mortgages to being expected to pay half the household bills while pregnant and raising children within a single generation which is incredible when you think about it.
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@uunderstudying and @playboipattii in 14 Maple this past weekend ❤️
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"What music do you like" is the most dreaded date question because i have to tell them i only listen to ariana grande and the soundtrack to ths movie nashville
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The playwright + the play
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Just did a spreadsheet of monthly expenses and turns out it would just be cheaper to die
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I don't post pictures of myself in a white blouse with a basket bag and a little journal because i don't have any of those objects
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3 years
When i am president i will execute the creator of postmodern juxebox
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So sorry I had to miss your covid themed devised zoom play I was busy not thinking about it
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Please... i'm begging theatre majors... watch a movie made for adults... i am begging you
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@Seamus_Malek Most accomplished emerson student
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Ngl that lowkey was my problem with him too
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Bene gesserit mindset
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