To be loved by your cats <3

Those of you whose boyfriends voted for Trump and you’re still together , are you okay???

How does your car have insurance but not you ?

When you’re about to get your period and you just want to rot in bed and watch tv

Spending my man’s money cause I can

Listening to breakup songs when you are in a healthy relationship

One thing about me is I always keep them receipts

“ You are not a good digger if you want your man to pay for dinner , gold diggers go after Birkins and penthouses not a piece of chicken” … best thing I’ve read today

My problem is that I can never just cum once it has to be at least 3 times …

When you both finish at the same time … has you feeling like soulmates on another level

RT @hashjenni: me manifesting money, skincare products, travel, peace, and more money:

My toxic trait is if you do me wrong once I will forever be praying on your downfall

People get so suprised when I tell them I wax coochie for a living 😭 like yesss that’s right

Moving in silence because evil eye is so real

My toxic trait is when I start watching a show I have to watch the whole thing in one night

I think it’s hilarious that all my boys sleep at the same time , aka my boy cats and boyfriend while I’m wide awake

Lord if he can’t be with me , let him be with you

I’m a cat mom , I’m expecting a mothers day present from my boyfriend

Got my period one hour before the solar eclipse …