Hi guys, so in case you haven’t heard, I was kidnapped and tortured in a bunker for 44 days. I made my captor fall in love with me and convinced him to let me go! Everything’s fine now! God is good!
Realizing that sex doesnt have to be this sacred all-important thing and can instead just be an expression of affection between friends who are dear to one another, is honestly the most lifechanging realization for me, surpassed only by realizing that Im a girl
Absolutely based video. Someone should hire this chick.
> Cares about her work
> Can read bullshit
> Isn’t afraid to tell it like it is
Recording is questionable but she’s prob never been fired before and I would have done something equally as stupid
to all the single women of nyc there’s a man that looks like a mix of young lou reed and buster keaton he’s prob 6’5 moves around like he’s in a slapstick silent film and his vibes are extremely strange
remember when shut in losers with bad mental and physical health used to write great works of literature. wonder how many books we’ve lost to video games.
i thought calling jobs fake was an exaggeration until i was a personal assistant for a very wealthy consultant. all he did all day was sit on zoom calls and say “we need to have that conversation.”
i know it's not a new observation but it's crazy how many jobs just don't matter. bored people shuffling around money and time with no real actual impetus to do or create anything. "here's 1000 words of meaningless shit a computer generated. read it or don't. it does not matter"
I have a theory called “darling effect”, where the prettiest girl in the room is given a singular halo effect and everyone loves her and she glows and can do no wrong and when she’s in the room everyone seizes up a little and is aware of her presence and reactions and movements
Hate to break it to you but the reason it seems that every young woman writing today is the same dimes square gorgeous socialite character is because people actually don’t pay attention to the art of women who they find ugly or reclusive. Women don’t get to be weird geniuses.
men and women hate each other so much because we’re not supposed to see each other this much… i’m supposed to forage and gossip about who needs to be excommunicated from the tribe and men are supposed to hunt all day
shopping makes me cry because so many clothes are ugly i think it’s because i was meant to be born during the stone age where i wore nothing in the summer & just fur in the winter
in a world of greater legibility, romantic partners would have the conversation about "I'd trade up if I found somebody 10%/25%/125% better than you" in advance, and make sure they have common knowledge of the numbers
i’ll never forget when some old guy was staring at me and he apologized and said sorry u just remind me of my dead wife when she was young… depressed old men just flock to me