Theobro - A Poem
I am the very model of a patriarchal theobro
I balk at women's leggings and decry them all as wily hoes
I speak the truth in love by raining fire on these reprobates
(By which I mean most anyone who Social Justice advocates)
I did a consulting call today with a 33 year old guy who makes $150k a year at a fully remote job.
30-40 hrs a week. 2 kids + wife.
This is a really tough spot to be in.
Makes $2k a month more than he spends every month.
Zero chance at long term wealth but too easy and
That’s what they said.
My husband got 0 calls/texts and no DM’s.
They do a lot of crowing and peacocking for each other online and can’t back up any of their words with actions. 🤡
When John MacArthur’s wife was in the hospital fighting for her life after a horrific wreck, his daughter was despairing in the hospital, and asked him “is mom going to be ok!?”
John grabbed her face and said, “If you believe what you say you believe about who God is, start
@TheMuppetPastor
YES. 1000% this.
I think a lot of people want her to suffer or do some kind of “penance.” They think her sin is far too terrible to be forgiven.
Sorry,
@thisisfoster
but I can rattle off 10 just off the top of my head that are virgins over the age of 25.
Maybe they’re anomalies, but they’re far from the only ones. If I thought about it for more than 20 seconds, I could list over a dozen more.
It’s disappointing to hear
@PrestonSprinkle
push back on this.
If it’s true (spoiler: it’s not) boys don’t have the self control of poorly trained dogs, and their natural state is a rapist, then why let them into society at all?
Men, that ideology should offend you.
When we say to girls, "you need to understand that boys just have a hard time stopping," as if the problem is girls not understanding boys' sex drives, what we're really saying is:
"Boys have a hard time not raping you."
Let's get the language right.
@LauraRbnsn
I find it funny that things like vacuums, cast iron pans, full baskets of laundry, car seats, etc. are all quite heavy, and someone with more strength would be better suited for carrying heavy loads, but no one’s making that argument 🤔
@sailemptyskies
@TheEcho13
@MaceykoJason
@AryanChadG
Is that not obvious to you? The idea that women "need their own money" obviously implies that the family is not the ideal for women.
It's interesting that you frame marriage in such a negative way, but not surprising.
I can’t wait to teach my daughters the evils of this ideology and equip them to be individual humans who can take care of themselves 🙌
They can marry if they *want* to, not out of desperation to survive.
My daughters will go from being under my roof to under their husbands roof with nowhere else in-between.
And that is after these men are approved of.
This shouldn’t be considered controversial.
Scenario: Someone puts a gun to your head and demands that you cheat on your spouse or die. (No other options are possible in this scenario)
What should a Christian choose
I find it strange that some (theobros) assert that Marxism is the unforgivable sin, and that even if you agree with one tenet, you’re damned and no longer a Christian.
That’s not biblical.
@AngelaEWeiler
I was told that God would know I wasn’t wearing a bra and judge me accordingly even if nobody else knew because I had on so many other layers 💀
These folks are deeply unserious.
@ask_aubry
The people (all men) trying to normalize this and suggest these children are “actually adults” while apparently not realizing the other photo for the album is him looking at a “kid” makes me want to vomit.