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Check ur shit bc u will block me before I ever lift a finger to see ur profile. take it as a promise or a threat either way u will be the one running.
Baltimore, MD
Joined November 2018
@thomasjeferstan This. From a guy I went one date with. And then forgot to text again for a whole week and a half. So he sent this. Thanks, Thane. Not like I have an eating disorder
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oh btw I have 18 months clean and sober now (@taylorndean !!!!) (Will rt tomorrow bc it's late tbh)
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@Rockawaytheday @diemondsRforeva @chiweeniepablo @cilantrowife @FalseCatalyst kind of related: my parents got a lab and named it Maggie then my brother married a wonderful angel named maggie. Now we have Maggie in the family.and maggiedog . maggiedog adapted so quickly to her updated name btw 😭🥹.
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@ninastarner Sent letter when tiger beat put addresses for fan mail (my bff wrote @colesprouse and @dylansprouse btw they didn’t respond) but I GOT A HEAVY PACKAGE W A SIGNED PHOTO OF HIM ON A WHITE PORCH SWING and a little typed up cute message abt him being excited for his run in Equus,.
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@Gadefilms @babyaaruu @thisiswiftie @MediumSizeMeech @sierrashoax No u cannot- I am autistic my special interest is music I have Kanye lyrics tatted I’m covering up for @thepaperkites lyrics bc the ye lyrics were for my big brother he’s not kind anymore and my chosen big bro ODed and we performed/Featherstone in rehab-I have 5 yrs off opes now.
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@bigbb72 @ecogggswell @unoorthodox @AlmondTiddies My parents would sometimes grill apples and put cinnamon and brown sugar on em tho . They went thru a phase of doing that Everytime they grilled lol.
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@SunChild444 @misterajuna @stahhhhhhhhhhp @myathomas132 @True_Rys @unrulyjada @curlybeviie Culo Cop.
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@eponawest Grateful my mom is a lawyer so she reads any contracts for me and gives me legal advice for free 24/7. Lesa, u the MVP.
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@ARTP0Ptech @kodstrangeer He also was impressed and praising her “you have fun with it” with his fuck ya queen smile like we must not forget HE IS A GAY MAN HIS MOM IS A FASHION HOUSE BILLIONAIRE THE VANDERBILTS ETC he lovessss Gaga bet u that.
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@MaxmcPerner @vickysatorius_ @Fatalic_Dj @fromkdwithluv W on ur part for realizing u were wrong bro.
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@jerry4beIiebers @wiccun @CelestialxFirex @Charlie_Selena @imthehonestboy Its in the fucking caption.
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@cheetahprintmug Omgggg wait my dad always screams at me abt boundaries/ he gets to be a dick it might be that we r BOTH autistic he just gets to be A Strong (evil) Man I have to be Perfect omg thank u also fuck u this oneshotted me like ayuasca (u can tell it did not bc I can’t spell it lol😭🫡).
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@kktweetshaha @LeBitchilante it’s okay everybody makes mistakes . everybody has those days . 🎸👱🏻♀️.
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@Bajanglez @deejayturnitup @taybrookss_ @dolliekittenn @sadboi2005 @ChomskyFanboy @truelovecraft @eggshellfriend I’m so stoned I love this thread.
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@kodstrangeer Tbf he’s giving her the opportunity and platform to dispel the transphobia he’s pretty even keeled and listens it why he’s one of the GOAT journalists to me
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@moose00918110 @computerThot @dekabruce Yes so it’s holier bc cheese and also gromit (source: we had all them on VHS- thank god my older brother was born in England so we had a good and zany vhs selection compared to others near us in Texas ngl).
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@eduardopachichi @jordanbitner @wonderbitchin @sethhunter58 @abbygov I'm sorry y'all live in a state of misery, but I'm not going to stoop to your level and join y'all there. I'm happy over here in the real world. Also my pronouns are they them, thanks!.
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@franklylizajane @f4gg0t_666 @jimmysoldout Yeah I switched like 6-7 years ago bc Uber double charged me so I did it to b petty but best choice ever plus i get cheaper rides bc they like noticed I use them only and 24/7 type shit valued customer lmfaooo.
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@Emin_stinkt @poorvixen @e6ick I did not expect this to go so well (I'm currently dying my hair and brows and can't stop laughing at the in between, laugh w me)
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@onikaisqueenwbk @YoungDevilDick_ @n3lyaj @Aubzz94 @youneeky @SunChild444 @misterajuna @stahhhhhhhhhhp @myathomas132 @True_Rys @unrulyjada @curlybeviie Snatch Sheriff oh my God.
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@FolkloreMarTS @royal_bobby24 @LolOverruled Okay hold on he is literally Mr. worldwide…. U expect him not to be Worldwide? Smh.
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@Silver_hair95 @jordanbitner @wonderbitchin @sethhunter58 @abbygov Also someone just bought a poem from me(I write them for five bucks!!) And IM WHEEZING
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@dorawnfredread @pidginplace @takuyujiyuri Honestly same I’m like ok so the glasses proved she’s a lesbian 📝📝📝.
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@cleanhamster @Britney_Rain03 @yvssdi @ViGIlanTe13HERO I am crying at this real tears 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄 oh also i took 7.
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@SupremelyGoode @Chisel1337 @soundofsarcasm @bIondiewasabi As someone living in the capital of texas, huh???.
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OHMYGODDDDDDDD look what my internet friend made me im !!!!!!! #nonbinary #enby #Pride #Pride2019 #PrideMonth
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@onikaisqueenwbk @YoungDevilDick_ @n3lyaj @Aubzz94 @youneeky @SunChild444 @misterajuna @stahhhhhhhhhhp @myathomas132 @True_Rys @unrulyjada @curlybeviie Hoe Hall Monitor.
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@modestybitner @sighreplies @cowboywill1 @moniquelaeone @J0Y2theworld I'm in poverty and on food stamps and bought healthy food, and was all excited! Now it's three weeks in and I'm out of food stamps and that healthy food didn't last me long bc it was expensive and I couldn't buy a lot of it. Currently living off ramen & men buying me dinner. So.
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@SimplyGoitse_ @__ayaV This is so cute I love ur energy I’m the same way w my religious friends 😭🫶🏼.
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@thunderxstorm07 @Seinpeaks That’s actually why I don’t watch standup, so I kinda get where he’s coming from. I do standup and am so afraid of accidentally remembering and stealing a joke that I stopped watching ngl.
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@iammattymarz @gracecamille_ @buzzfeedjenny God dammit I’m on the quiet train car but I am covering my mouth with one hand atp.
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