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A family friend brought his wife to dinner last night. They just had a baby a few months ago and I was telling them how much I love their baby's name and if I ever had a third daughter that would probably be her name too. Just woke up to a text from this man saying I was rude 🤨
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He said his wife was offended by that because 1 I was making it about me (?) and 2 I told her I would be stealing her baby name lmfao. First of all I'm not even pregnant or planning a pregnancy atp, second of all idk if I'll ever have a third daughter. Also a name can't be stolen
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I once traced my lineage to the 1700s and nearly all the boys in the family were named John lol do you think those mothers were whining to each other about "name stealing"? Get a grip chica!
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Also I have had all my future children's names chosen since I was 18 lol I'm literally just going to pretend he didn't text me that because wtf am I supposed to say 😂
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It really takes everything in me to not be like "rude? I'll show you rude" lmfao like I could show that text to my parents and you'll never be invited out with us ever again but I won't because I'm nice
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@gr6teful
I'm going to pretend I didn't get a text at all and they can bring it up in person in front of my family if they're still offended next time I see them lol
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Divorcing your husband when he isn't abusive or adulterous, when you have multiple children together because you "don't feel the same way anymore" is absolutely insane and disgusting. Put your children before yourself and take your ass to marriage counseling.
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I can tell by your tweets that you're going to be a bad mother 😕
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@___schristine
It should go without saying that staying together for your children needs to go hand-in-hand with working through your issues and restoring a healthy and loving relationship.
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Or perhaps you could try initiating physical intimacy with him rather than posting nudes on twitter for other men to see. Just an idea. 🤷♀️
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Literally how do women have jobs? What about when you're on your period??
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Yesterday I gave all the cash in my wallet to a woman panhandling on the side of a freeway exit and my husband was kind of annoyed and was like honey why'd you do that? And I was like "🤷🏼♀️ what goes around comes around" and today he got a ten thousand dollar raise at his job
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@tallowqueen
Adultery, abuse and addiction are the most valid reasons for divorce IMO I'm sorry he put y'all through that
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"Most people will eat that and more"? A huge double cheeseburger, a huge chicken sandwich AND fries? Then why is she 4 times the size of a normal healthy person? Please.
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Being a housewife is actually very hard work. I have to refill the brita literally every single day and no one helps me .
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@ManuclearBomb
The one where marge asks homer a question and he's like "I won't lie to you Marge...bye!" And then leaves lol
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Leaving our babies in the care of strangers who may not be able to protect them is so unnatural and goes against our every instinct.
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It's been 2 weeks since you posted literal revenge porn of a former friend and we've yet to see a public apology or any real repentance. God may forgive you, but you will still be judged on Earth for your disgusting behavior.
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@PolaSays
He accepted the compliment and the dinner was pleasant. I didn't call her out I posted a ridiculous anecdote on an anon account without mentioning names.
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I think if you're afraid a salad will turn you gay you're probably already gay
Men, would you eat this or is it too
“feminine” for you?
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Something I love about my marriage is that when my husband is being an asshole I'm extra nice to him because I can be a straight up psycho bitch sometimes and he's sooo chill and nice to me lmao it's like an unspoken rule that only one of us is allowed to be in a bad mood
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y’all be defending her and i look at ur pronouns and bust out laughing bc
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Keep a clean home, get completely sober, take supplements, eat around your menstrual phases, have one journal to record your dreams in the morning and one to write about your day at night, get 12k steps per day and 8+ hours of sleep per night and you will be happy.
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If you're a grown adult on here talking about why "race-mixing" is bad, please I urge you to get offline for a bit. Put the phone away and go outside for some air.
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People calling themselves "readers" while exclusively reading fantasy smut...you are not readers. You are addicted to pornography.
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Something I will NEVER do to my daughters is give them diaries, tell them they can write whatever they want in them with absolute privacy, and then read them. My mother did this to me at very young age and it broke my trust completely.
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Mothers who post their children on the same page they post porn need to undergo mandated electroconvulsive therapy
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What's really hilarious is an ex stripper with fake teeth and 3 baby daddies who lives in a trailer park coming on here acting like she's better than everyone 🤭
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This is so disrespectful. I get it can be tiring dealing with small children, but complaining about them online and calling them names even if you're joking is not ok.
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Screen time before age 2 has been proven harmful. It really is best to wait as long as you can to introduce it. Offended? You're insecure about your own parenting choices. Just say that.
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Genuinely curious what's with ancestoraligned continually trying to hash out pointless drama with women as they're mere days from giving birth? What a strange thing to make a habit out of!
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My toddler if she had a twitter account:
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Daughter offers me a pretend hamburger. I'm like num num num so yummy. She says "It's a week old. I found it in the sink 🙂"
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Making a 15 tweet thread because someone sub tweeted you is crazy
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Choosing not to breastfeed simply because you don't want to is not a valid choice. Save the formula for the mothers who actually need it to feed their babies. Argue with the wall.
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If you have to get high before during and after your own wedding, you need rehab.
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Every wife dreams of hearing those 15 little words "no honey don't go grocery shopping and make dinner let's get Chinese takeout tonight instead"
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Have you ever disliked someone so much that you want to study them like a lab rat? Like why are you like that? 👩🔬 I need to know
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I am absolutely useless during my period. Today I went to lunch and I'm done doing anything for the foreseeable future.
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Women are literally incapable of being responsible for their own fertility
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If nothing you do matters, why did you delete this stolen maternity photo you were using to promote your porn site and remove "boy mom" from your onlyfans bio? 🤔
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I truly love washing laundry and dishes and picking up toys everyday. I love having a family and home to care for. I'm so grateful 🙏
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There is absolutely no reason for a man to use Instagram unless they are earning a living as a professional photographer.
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Ballerinafarm is not a victim lol. She married the heir to a billion dollar fortune and has lots of beautiful children and lives on lots of beautiful land...but the egg apron thing is cringe to me like why would you even post that video 😭
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When you only have sex with your husband who you love eternally and who fathers your children and gives you a wonderful life
Trad wives are sex workers who don’t get paid.
Trad wives are sex workers who don’t get paid.
Trad wives are sex workers who don’t get paid.
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Personally, I think if your husband makes 100% of your household income, it's wrong to expect him to do 50% of the chores when he comes home. 🤷♀️
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I've said this before, but I'm not even against sex work and I think it has a place in society, but the fact is, if you are a mother, engaging in that type of behavior is harmful to your children. Doing so despite that fact makes your parenting abilities questionable at best.
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There are so many people who used to be on here that were so funny and cool and they just disappeared without a trace and I think of them daily. What happened to cringewifey, what happened to river song, what happened to Laura carrot?!
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Pray for my little daughter please. She woke up screaming that her arm hurts and won't stretch it out or let us look at it. Taking her to the doctor now 💔
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White people saying "nigga" sounds so corny lmfao I don't see how black people can take it seriously enough to get mad tbh 😭
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I just can't believe there are some people who don't read to their kids.
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Wearing a full face of makeup and a pretty dress to get my car washed, go to Chick-fil-A and to the post office to ship something I sold on eBay ($3 profit). This is what girl bossing looks like.
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I dislike any sentiment that glorifies myself instead of fully glorifying God
Women are literally co-creators with God. We decide who’s bloodlines continue on into the future. We need to stop acting like anything less.
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When you spend hours gathering evidence to take down your enemies and it's just a few sub tweets lmao will she ever understand? That no one cares? 🥲
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Muted that baby name tweet before it went viral and I just looked at it to see so many people mad at me over it lmfao y'all are so feeble minded it's crazy
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I'm being physically and emotionally abused (taking out the trash because my husband is out of town)
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My friend who's a mom helped another mom write a book about breastfeeding and she just got the book in the mail and the word breastfeeding was changed to "chestfeeding" in the title without her knowledge 😭
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Daughter just told me "you're such a sweet mom. I'm going to keep you." 🥲
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If you can't post a selfie without a filter you're ugly sorry
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My relationship with makeup is a little complicated because I genuinely think my skin and facial features naturally look so beautiful without makeup and when I look into a mirror and I can physically see product on my skin, I don't really like that. However I am also at an age
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Crazy that going private really makes your followers actually see your tweets
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Posting revenge porn thinking that makes you look good and righteous is actually insane. The girls are deranged.
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If you see rainbows on kids' clothing and think "gay" you have issues. Rainbows are gorgeous gifts from God. They are cute and beautiful and kids love them and should be able to wear them freely without someone pushing a political agenda or whatever you want to call it.
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Are they waiting in line
Controversial 'suicide pod' that 'kills peacefully' gets go-ahead in Switzerland
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I'm so sorry but if you cannot go a few days without drinking alcohol or smoking weed you are a drug addict
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Getting blocked by my fav long-time mutuals for not being racist enough for them is actually so wild
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I'll be like "I'm just gonna relax and have a lazy day today." Next thing you know I'm vacuuming the ceiling
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If someone asked me what my hobbies were I would simply fake a seizure
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Funniest thing to me about ancestoraligned's public online meltdown is that it seemingly started with someone (who she does not know) disagreeing with her on the best kind of bread to eat.
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Something weird about posting photos of your kids with emoji stickers covering only a small portion of their face or eyes. If you actually cared about not posting their faces publicly to thousands of people, you would cover their entire faces or simply not post those photos.
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Please pray for my sister-in-law. She's suffered a stroke and is currently in the ICU.
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Fun fact: THC is fat-soluble. Smoking/consuming marijuana while breastfeeding transfers that THC right to your baby.
my cannabis consumption while breastfeeding post on IG got to the right people & i woke up to hella emails from cannabis brands wanting to partner up. blessed
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My husband just got a really good new job and I'm so proud of him 🥲
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Why do men always cheat with women who are very clearly unshowered idgi
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People who will do absolutely nothing to better themselves are so useless and pathetic to me. You are simply a loser with a victim mentality. You were given a body and a life by God. Get off your ass and do things that honor Him and see how your life changes.
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