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@PicturesFoIder Or thinking that it would actually work That bill’s coming in the mail
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@ThaGod_Canon @PowellAnalytics Love how she just teleported to the 3 point line
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@halomancer1 Right up until it kills you
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@stoolpresidente Hmmmmm…well isn’t this interesting! All those “millions” you spent on designing this state of the art, “Rolex” quality watch simply just led you to where you just designed your own white label product. “Brick by brick” …
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@Dylan_Sandas @FeitsBarstool Literally…ON the date. To hell with waiting until after the movie
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@overtime She’s tryina get some free shit
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@BrickMuse Why can’t he make the adjustment to just shoot it quicker It kind of is ridiculous
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@talktometay Love that the driver wasn’t even upset
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@BaseballQuotes1 The parents who paid for the phones
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@jaiyagill Lol what accountants go on vacation during the first two weeks of April
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@Isekomix_ @kirawontmiss How did over 700 people like this
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@rush_less Gonna need pics of the cooks to make a fully educated decision
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@HoopMixOnly The middle 3 are the worst choices. No reason to risk a free throw vs a lay up for only 50k more If you are going to attempt for the big money, you might as well do the corner for a million. Give me the corner 3 for a million bucks.
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@jeremyjudkins_ Very smart. Much better than my current system of just waiting until it blows out on the highway
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@TansuYegen If we could figure out how to keep this same energy into adulthood, the world would be a much better place
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@thechosenberg The wife: “Ok next put the heart in that guy in the red civic who cut me off on the Highway last week”
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@barstoolsports It was kind of a giveaway when one of the 3 QB’s for season 1 was Marcus Mariota
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@StakeHEX5555 @JoshLekach It looks like that bc of the split - but it doesn’t say recycling anywhere. Just a garbage can with a split top.
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@Money23Green Did you just shoutout a guy who played 5 minutes in the game….. ……For “shutting down” the guy who scored 2/3rds of his teams points?
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@pghcaroline Pretty sure the NFL is doing okay
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@barstoolsports I mean, they almost beat you …
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@Ballislife Kid is going to be good. He got the height. And now he’s coming into his own with his game.
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@chillextremist Spray paint it pink
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@InterestingsAsF The suffocating kid, watching you tape up the plungers
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@RTNBA Shoulda looked at her when he said it tho
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@Huncho_Jman Lol. Literally everyone except the Suns seems to be aware that it can be useful to put large people on the floor for a basketball game. Maybe 6 foot 3 Eric Gordon guarding 7 foot KAT wasn’t the greatest idea after all.
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@chanjones55 Low key accusing your head coach of murder might be a little bit tricky to backpedal from
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@PGATUOR Would be hilarious if he still managed to show up late
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@cooltechtipz What yours will look like after you try to replicate this:
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Mmmm I love my ice cream scraped right off a rusty ass car muffler
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@ThebestFigen Don’t drive it into a wall - got it
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@SagED_UP Most people would probably give it serious consideration for 5,000 bucks. This is a ridiculous question
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@interesting_aIl *they start dancing* This lady: “omg my life is in danger”
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@GothamChess AI’s higher level strategy: move the pieces however you want, they might not notice
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@llegrarosenberg Parents were optimizing him for NIL deals
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@TheHoopCentel @IraHeatBeat It’s an interesting insult coming from someone who shot 5 for 18 lol
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@MarkPascoe351 Lol. This is always exactly how it goes, especially on the last day. They were showing every Bryson shot yesterday when he was up in contention.
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@Enezator Ya, different frames being used each time
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 How they think we’re reacting to this:
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@PicturesFoIder Idk what this nonsense caption is, but that was one hell of a point
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@shannonsharpeee He’s got a great Dad - that’s awesome
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@Ihartitz Trying to figure out how one would “luck” into a home run, exactly
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@BlessingGives @MrBeast Imagine actually believing this
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@adamlevitan It’s also hilarious how they are reporting these numbers in a way that make it seem like he “won money” and cashed out a profit. The dude lost 80 grand lol
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@ShooterMcGavin_ The shirt came off and they all high tailed it outta there lol
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@YardsPerGretch I think it was Mahomes who said once that he “runs like he is mad at the ground” Which is an incredibly accurate description lol
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@DevInTheLab Hahaha this analysis has me dying The most hilarious part of watching Thanasis is that he plays with the same confidence as if he were Giannis
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@Circle10 I mean they aren’t confused; you wrote “ghosted on a date like a week ago”….. There is no other way that translates other than YOU ghosted on her.
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@IcyVert Don’t even understand why teams are allowed to sign players at this point Like if a QB got hurt, could someone sign Tom Brady?
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@nut_history Why would he say no to meeting the guy?
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@barstoolsports I don’t think saying “I learned 6 offenses in 8 years” is the flex that he seems to think it is
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@barstoolsports Bahahaha I actually remember watching this live - no idea what they thought was going to happen Best part was watching the Pats defenders basically realize, “hey, who cares if they’re all over there, let’s just tackle him as soon as he gets the snap”
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@RascalFlaaaats Oh that’s nicely done
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@NFL_Memes Ah, that makes it even worse. Gotta feel for the guy
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@DraftKings The craziest part is that they made him count them for the entire season
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@YoungMantis2 Arguably under more pressure too
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@_MLFootball @MlFootballstats “We were going for win” Said every degenerate gambler at 2am in the casino, as they piss away the rest of their money
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@NUCLRGOLF Great shot of the handshake
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@TB_Facts Brady’s numbers were ridiculous in super bowls
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@PicturesFoIder Just blast it right into my heart
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@MLB Let’s just stop this right now This isn’t a Taylor Swift / Travis Kelce situation First and last post of this.
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@br_betting Gotta play it safe - cash out, retire early, buy that condo on the beach you’ve always wanted. Don’t risk it
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@MorrisSrMuse @BovadaOfficial I think in a sweepstakes the contestants usually want to win
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@githii Damn those cops were slow
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@freakoutfights Lol - watch how right after he breaks the window, he starts walking away like a tough guy, then immediately starts running away once the guy gets out of his car 😂
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@BBGreatMoments Throwing the ball over there just a technicality anyways. They did enough. Good call
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@RTNBA Good rule actually
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@OldRowOfficial Someone who would throw a bowling ball aimed at someone’s head when they aren’t looking belongs in prison, regardless of the result
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@SpursCulture Let’s go easy trying to put it above the Jordan logo It’s cool for sure - but settle down there
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@tgt6617 Oh wow - literally all 3 rushers were being held too lol
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@nflrums How noble Denver paying him what, 40 million bucks? Wow what a sacrifice he’s willing to make
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@ConnorAllenNFL My god the vig on this is huge Nelson Agholor +550, that can’t be real lol
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@stoolpresidente In fairness, I don’t think anyone really knew that the “non-compete” with Penn literally only lasted until the end of this one football season
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@ComplexSports And they’re both so stoked about it
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@SamiFathi_ Would be funny to think about some 16 year old kid out there today getting ready to bust out his iPhone 1
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@BBGreatMoments I would definitely have made sure at least the umpire knew the sorcery I had just accomplished
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@NicholasSwag69 Jokes aside - they should ACTUALLY do this in August/September when two teams face off that are both eliminated from the playoffs I’d pay $20k+ to play short for an entire MLB game Fans would love it and they could donate the money to charity
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@JohnDeMarsico That’s got to be the coolest feeling
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@GlueGuy_Sports Only 3 in 4 years from 2016 - 2020, and now 3 in the last 6 months He’s gonna start firing em out for random second quarter layups pretty soon
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@ClutchPoints @shobasketball I bet KG can still hoop
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@cooltechtipz Wow this is gonna be so handy for when I’m stranded in the woods with only my tin can, mini candles, Vaseline, knife, alka-seltzer tablets, and rope. We’ve all been there….
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@CultureCrave Let’s merge all the streaming apps into one, call it “cable”, and just restart the cycle all over again
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@No_Context_Vibe @HumansNoContext Yup - this is the problem with the structure for how people are paid on here. They are hoping to get high view counts on their posts to climb their way to 5M, or to increase their payout if already there. Easiest way to do it is to drop something under a post with 3M+ views.
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@BeauLWagner The people who only bet overs when they win: I’m a genius and sports betting savant The people who only bet overs when they lose: The sports books are in cahoots with the NFL to fake injuries so my obscure 20 dollar tickets won’t cash
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@br_betting @BFawkes22 @FanDuelCanada It’s crazy because he wouldn’t propose to her after a loss. So in a way you are basically parlaying this with Chiefs to win. Which makes these odds pretty terrible.
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@markjenney Your pilot reading a “how-to” manual in an emergency is not what you want to see
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@FanDuel I can complete a screen pass for $50 mil
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@terriblekid_ @PicturesFoIder This is so accurate. What happened to shame. I’m embarrassed just watching this
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@JoshuaArieh But why tho - why even say this Who cares if he wears a mask or not. This is getting so old.
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@historyinmemes Everything she said came true Her $100k is worth about $100M … From a sponge 🧽 Wild
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@BleacherReport @memphisnews The people who bet on the under
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@Enezator Shit I’d just use it every day instead of taking the elevator
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@Mavs_FFL Yea I don’t think that’s what he said lol
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@SpursCulture Yes, as people have pointed out, the game is much different now vs LeBron’s rookie year But look at the minutes per game discrepancy Wild stats for 28 minutes a game
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@SomeonesAnIdiot “With the steal”
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@NFL_DovKleiman Ayeee, I was really liking this story until I read what he was put away for ….. All I can say is power to CJ Stroud for rising above all that and becoming his own man - good for him. Like him even more now.
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@AB84 @RickRoss @AppleMusic @Rap @BET (I Owe My Creditors A) Whole Lotta Money
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