Jeremy Judkins
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The Best Tesla Cybertruck Influencer ⚡️🔋 🛻
Sarasota, FL
Joined October 2021
If I didn’t love the Cybertruck so much I would probably have the Model 3 Performance. 0-60 in 2.9 seconds is insane for the money. Right now you can get it for $2500 off with my referral code:
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I don’t blame the raccoons. It’s easy to get the two mixed up.
Cybertruck’s Bed Vault is raccoon proof 🦝. (Via CTOC u/ Spidog)
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No one should be spending $100,000 on a Tesla Cybertruck if they are living in an apartment.
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Anyone else doing the same? I really don’t see the point. It’s boring. 🤷♂️
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I ordered a pair of AirPods Pro from Apple. Express Delivery via Currier. I thought it asked for delivery instructions. But apparently it was for the engraving. 😭☠️
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Only $385 to lease a Tesla?! I thought Teslas were only for the rich? 🤔
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@soren_iverson How about "skip to the foreplay" for those of us who only wanna see the sus scenes.
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Me buying a totaled Tesla with FSD for $1000, then transferring it to my current Tesla for free. 📈
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Don’t take your Cybertruck through an automatic car wash 😳
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Stupidest thing about iPhone / iOS?. You set an alarm, and the volume of the alarm is attached to your "ringer" volume. Why would you want my ringer to be all the way up when I'm sleeping? I normally turn ALL sounds off when asleep. There should be an alarm volume slider in the
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Apple announced this feature in 2021. Three years later we still only have four states available. If I can add my drivers license to my iPhone, that means I can leave the house every time with just my phone. What is the hold up?
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Tesla owners are adding wiper fluid around the same time gas car owners needs to go in for an oil change. $3 for the wiper fluid. How much is an oil change these days?
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Hurricane Hilary is so bad. Look at this Tesla owners garage. It’s completely totaled.
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Cybertruck is bullet proof but Tesla suggests you shouldn't take it through a car wash.
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No human is capable of this much spatial awareness. 24/7 at any given moment. Tell me again how you trust human drivers more than a Tesla? 🤔 @elonmusk
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Elon Musk agrees to sell $TSLA stock for 6 billion dollars if it can solve world hunger. Media:
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Then make the warranty 200,000 miles?.
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If there are 7.7 billion people in the world, Elon Musk can give each person a billion dollars and still have 27 trillion left over.
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Its obvious that Tesla still struggles with panel gaps and alignment issues. Look at how bad this Cybertruck looks
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She claims she is “stuck in her car” because she started a Tesla update while she is in it. It’s hot and she is dripping sweat. Has anyone else been locked in their Tesla during a software update? I’ve always been able to just open the door. Seems like a made up scenario…
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A tire that allows you to numerically visualize your remaining tread depth.
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Ever since I was told the Tesla Cybertruck had an ALGORITHM for the automatic frunk, I have been super intrigued. It will apply increased closing force after every failed attempt. This means if you close you finger in it once, it shouldn't hurt TOO bad, but try it 5 times in a
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Test drove a BMW i7. Really obvious how bad Teslas build quality is the second you sit inside and close the door.
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People will get $10,000 back on their taxes and be mad at Elon Musk for only paying 11 billion.
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I think Elon should give the Elon Jet guy a free Tesla. Then make a Twitter account that posts every single f’ing time the car moves. That way he can see how it feels.
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I’m EXTREMELY upset. I was told Teslas don’t require maintenance 😡😡😡. Why is mine leaking oil everywhere?!
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While I was supercharging my Tesla this tornado formed in front of me. The weight of the Tesla’s battery, combined with the car being tethered to the supercharger prevented me from getting sucked into the air. Tesla saved my life 🙏
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Tesla AND Elon correcting Marques. Damn. Double homicide.
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As a Tesla owner I HATE car dealerships but this is the best “ad” for a car dealership I’ve ever seen 😆 ☠️
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People who waiting in line for gas at Sheetz for $1.776 a gallon swear up and down they would never get a Tesla because it takes too long to charge.
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Unreal this vehicle lost $20,000 of its value within like a month of this post. 😐.
Guess what?! 😩😩😩. 2023 Ultra Red Tesla Model X Plaid. The best vehicle on planet earth. 🎉
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Just ordered an iPhone 15 Pro and Walmart delivered it via drone.
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Tell that to the people who paid $160,000 for a Model X Plaid two years ago and now you can buy one for $70,000 less ☠️☠️. Their trade in value is about $50,000 lol.
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Elon has entered his boomer phase where he doesn’t understand technology. It’s time for him to retire and Tesla appoint a new CEO.
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This is the only acceptable way to unbox the iPhone 15 Pro. The box goes in the trash. Always.
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Price I paid for my Model 3 in April 2019: $50,000.Price paid for FSD: $6000.Minus Tax Credit: $3750.Total Paid out of pocket: $52,250.Total Tesla giving me for trade in: $45,500.Total cost to own a Model 3 for 30+ months and 35 miles: $6750. Best use of money in my entire life.
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So I’m constantly reminded of my poor financial decisions.
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Apparently I can’t bend my neck far enough to even order an Apple Vision Pro. This is discrimination. 😡
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I’ve never seen the CEO of Apple complain about Tesla before. Today’s market data speaks volumes.
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People are outraged that a windows computer requires you make an account to use, meanwhile Starlink, Tesla, and 𝕏 all require you to make an account with use. What is the problem here?.
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Tesla is revoking invites to the Cybertruck event to all people that posted this video. It’s in bad taste to leak stuff like this right before a big event. I’m not going, so I’ll take the impressions. 🤷♂️
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I have some really bad Cybertruck news. After 5,000 miles and several road trips, it saddens me to say that I have not experienced any issues at all. I was expecting a lot of dramatic problems I could document and monetize. Tesla problems = $$. Sadly my Cybertruck is perfect.
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Hertz is supporting Tesla more than the entire Biden Administration. 💀.
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There are so many misconceptions when it comes to Teslas. For example, you are not going to get electrocuted if you charge in the rain. The charger itself is water resistant. Here you can see my Cybertruck is charging perfectly fine, even during a Hurricane.
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@MKBHD Seems it glitched and has replaced the temperature with the most recent speed you went in a school zone.
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Life Hack:. If you see a Tesla stranded at a supercharger, and unable to charge, likely the 12v battery is dead. If the 12v battery is dead, you can use this technique to jumpstart the car and open the frunk, even if it's locked. Meaning: every Tesla stranded is a free loot box
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Bill Gates is indeed a philanthropist. By shorting $TSLA, he is transferring his wealth to all Tesla shareholders. We ❤️ you Bill.
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This was the most cringe thing I’ve EVER seen at a Tesla event. The steel ball test failed in 2019 so they just throw a baseball at the Cybertruck.
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Cybertruck only has two outlets in the bed. So I picked this up from Amazon. 🥰
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I've been in 4 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me. 🙏
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The latest Tesla Cybertruck update is supposed to make the frunk safer. According to the release notes: ."The powered frunk can better detect obstructions just before it finishes closing.". While it does a great job at preventing damage to your banana, it did not seem to detect
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We can't use plastic straws, but it's okay to dump 75,000 plastic ducks into the Chicago River? Make it make sense.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can drink filtered tap water. You don’t need to buy 15 cases of bottled water a week. The single use plastic y’all go through is wild.
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If you are going to post Tesla leaks, make sure your big ass forehead isn’t in the reflection of the vehicle. This dude is getting FIRED.
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Everyone seems to think electric vehicles don’t do good in extreme cold, meanwhile you literally have to plug in your gas powered vehicle so the engine will start. 😂
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New Tesla Cybertruck update claims to make the powered frunk safer. This is 2024.14.3. Otherwise known as the spring Tesla update. I tested this out BEFORE and AFTER the update to see if there really is a big difference. I was actually shocked.
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If you bought $10,000 worth of $TSLA the day Elon Musk appeared in Iron Man 2, you would have $1,480,689.99 today.
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If Bill Gates started a 500 million dollar short position on Tesla, what share price does Tesla need to get to to completely bankrupt the guy? . Seems like ego and wealth would be dangerous. When does he cut his loses? Or does he?.
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Now is the perfect time to buy a Tesla Model 3 and an iPhone 14. Do it! Now.
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@thirstypeoples Why would they cut the end off before putting it in? Doesn’t seem realistic.
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Finally got my Cybertruck. Ordered March 12th 2024.Delivered April 12nd 2024. Longest month of my life. Can’t believe it took so long to get it.
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How does Tesla know there is a motorcycle parked on the OTHER side of the wall?. That is literally inside my house.
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“Cybertruck kills college students after Tesla slammed into tree and caught fire.”. Last time I checked the Cybertruck is not fully autonomous.”. The Cybertruck did not kill anyone. The DRIVER is the one who did the killing. Yet the headline is worded like the Tesla did it.
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The Cybertruck doesn’t have any door handles, so I asked my Rayban Meta Smart glasses for help. Wow 🤯
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Tesla Cybertruck crash test footage has been leaked. 👀
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Y'all are filming Tesla FSD Beta videos with GoPros, MKBHD is filming them with $50,000 RED cameras. This is why you will never be successful.
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Shoutout to the people who bought a Tesla when the supercharger network sucked, and range anxiety was ACTUALLY warranted. You legitimately couldn't drive most places. Originally Tesla Superchargers only charged at 90 kW. Later they were upgraded to 120 kW and then 150 kW. If
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Lucky me. I accept delivery of the Tesla Cybertruck with the $12,000 FSD option as soon as Tesla reduces the subscription to $100 a month. Thus, instantly reducing the value of my vehicle on day 1.
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So I paid off my mortgage on Friday at 3PM. With money from $TSLA options. It’s now 3PM on Monday and my account has already recovered. It’s back to the amount before I sold 1 day ago. 💀💀💀😭😭😭. This is insane. This is not real life. 🤯.
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