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@petluddite

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Believer in friendship, lover of words, fan of Epicurus, moderately sane?

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@petluddite
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2 years
@JonathanPieNews Celery... It won't actually feed you in any meaningful way.
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Waitrose has fallen!.. The end of civilization is nigh... We must all retreat to Harrods Food Hall, and man the barricades.
@godfrey_lawson
Sir Godfrey Lawson 🇬🇧
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I give up
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@petluddite
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@lucyallan Whether this is true or not is totally immaterial... Norway is a wonderful welcoming country, so is Scotland. So is Kenya etc etc etc.. The point is that this plan is morally plain wrong and you all know it. and
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@petluddite
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@LBC @RachelSJohnson The kick was deliberate and as he 'succeeded' in making contact it was not misguided.. Clear cruelty to an animal.. He is not being "cancelled".. he is being censured and justifiably punished.
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@petluddite
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2 years
@Royston_Smith Your response tells me all I need to know about the "culture" in your Party... Thank you for making the toxicity so very clear.
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@petluddite
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1 year
@marcolonghi4dn @JohnnyMercerUK Your reference to Botox and plastic surgery reveals just what a sexist dinosaur you are. Shameful.
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@petluddite
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2 years
@michelledonelan @Conservatives I have encountered many intolerant bullies during my 71 years of life.. None of them have been 'woke'....but many have been right wing Tories. . I think you are talking nonsense!
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@petluddite
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1 year
@Number10cat It is comforting to know that one inhabitant of No10 has integrity.
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@petluddite
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3 years
@Doda127 You will get cricism for this tweet but you are making a good point
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@petluddite
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2 years
@LBC @SangitaMyska I think most of non Tory membership were well aware why they voted for Truss rather than Sunak.
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@petluddite
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2 years
@Pontifex So it is all the fault of mercenaries?... Nothing to do with Putin???
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@petluddite
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1 year
@Nigel_Farage Would rather eat my own shit.
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@petluddite
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2 months
@RishiSunak Well I am a pensioner... And I give you very low marks on protecting me, or anyone in this country.. Apart from yourselves and your cronies.
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@petluddite
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2 years
@SimonMcDonaldUK @MarinaHyde Thank you for doing the right thing.
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@petluddite
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2 years
I see Matt Hancock is going into print with his 'Pandemic Diaries'. Do not confuse this work of pure fiction with 'The Diary of a secret Tory MP', which is truthful, and cheaper, and would make a much better Xmas gift for friends or foes. @secrettory12
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@petluddite
jane rodway
1 year
This a moving, poignant watch... Tissues at the ready.
@Darren_Dutton
Darren Dutton
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I did a google image search for men next to potholes and put them all in a montage.
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@secrettory12 More or fewer.... Your standards are slipping already.
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2 years
@NadineDorries Goodness me!.. your self-serving loyalty!... You have no idea what "the public" wants at this time and it is appallingly arrogant for you to presume that you do.
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@petluddite
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2 years
@KensingtonRoyal @ITV You must be warm to be wearing that dress.. I am in 4 layers and a fleece on top.
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2 years
@PA @Slartibartfeast Loved the way she made her point, very eloquently, and then walked away... She clearly knew she would, at best, only get platitudes and condescension from him.
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@petluddite
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2 years
@TomTugendhat What evidence do you have for saying Labour would "take this country backwards"?
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@petluddite
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3 years
@RoyalFamily And simultaneously The Queen should be sending a public message of condolence to all who have lost a loved one today and in the past year
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@petluddite
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1 year
I don't follow any Tory MPs, but does anyone know how many of them are claiming to be @secrettory12 tonight?
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@petluddite
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1 year
@secrettory12 @AnotherCinna @BBCRadio4 Joseph Rees Mogg was introduced as a ' distinguished Parliamentarian' on the World at One today.... Satire of any kind is dead...
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@petluddite
jane rodway
1 year
Increase your word power by reading the PNG correspondent!.... Also increase your store of joy, and feed your fury...
@mrhenrymorris
HENRY MORRIS
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The Papua New Guinea Courier's London correspondent reports from the Coronation.
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@petluddite
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@RishiSunak You are going to" face down China"😂😂😂😂😂
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@petluddite
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2 months
@Number10cat This is a slander on old people, and garibaldi biscuits! I am surprised at you.
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@petluddite
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3 years
@buitengebieden_ I found this both puzzling and somewhat disturbing
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@petluddite
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@Rainmaker1973 This beluga whale should never have been in captivity...
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2 years
@JustinWelby @RishiSunak Sorry but cannot join you in this. Will certainly pray for the people of this country though.
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@petluddite
jane rodway
2 years
If you have not come across The Secret Tory @secrettory12 till now... In all its depressing splendour here is just a sample..... And sadly there will be more such delights, I hope.
@mrhenrymorris
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2 years
NEW: The Papua New Guinea Courier's latest postcard from the UK.
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@petluddite
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@Number10cat I am over 70...Have been moving further and further to the left in past 20 years. Present day Tories are wasting their time trying to 'target' me... This is also true, I think, for many of my contemporaries.
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@petluddite
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1 year
Colin on top form here!
@Exploding_Heads
The Exploding Heads
1 year
📞"You can add junior doctors to the list of enemies of this country!" 😡 "Clue's in the name, Anthony. CHILDREN. Why are we paying children anything, let alone £14!? It's a scandal." Colin from Portsmouth on the junior doctors' strikes
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@petluddite
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@slender_sherbet I have never seen a tortoise move so fast!
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1 year
@Conservatives Vile populism yet again... Lineker is right about you.
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@realrichrouse @BorisJohnson By the time they are school age he will probably have "moved on" to another family!
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@petluddite
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2 years
@RishiSunak Taxpayers money was spent on this? I support Ukraine, but for the life of me I cannot understand how this" slogan" or film does.
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@petluddite
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2 years
@AdamBienkov I wonder why he holds this rather contradictory view?... Forwards right but backward wrong?.... Could he just possibly have something to hide?.. Just asking.
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@petluddite
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2 years
@KensingtonRoyal Yes.. But Ukraine is the place most of us are thinking about today!
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@petluddite
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6 months
@MrMichaelSpicer This is very fine... Especially the 'some sort of railway documentary'. Thank you.
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@petluddite
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2 years
@RishiSunak @PrifWeinidog @NicolaSturgeon A lot of us do not want what you are attempting to 'deliver'... Which is actually fortunate, as the only thing you will actually deliver is your own downfall.. Sadly we will suffer a lot while you fail.
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@petluddite
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2 years
@pritipatel You really should curb your enthusiasm for intemperate language.. It does not befit the office you hold.
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@petluddite
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3 years
@sajidjavid Your idea of reform strikes terror in me
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@petluddite
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@RishiSunak Your appointment of Suella Braverman has destroyed any chance of my trusting you on anything.
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3 years
@KensingtonRoyal @England Speak for yourselves not for "the nation".... There is support for Italy in England.
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@RishiSunak @3dadswalking @PAPYRUS_Charity I suspect you will never be able to imagine the pain of anything..... And waving your hands about is not a substitute for any degree of sympathy, let alone empathy.
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@petluddite
jane rodway
1 year
Rishi Sunak at the wheel.
@WorldBollard
World Bollard Association™
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Sometimes, it’s just nice to sit back and watch a good old fashioned bollard crash test. #WorldBollardAssociation
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@petluddite
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#TheArchers I have just realised Helen actually is a cow, isn't she? A real cow.... Just can't decide which breed.
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@petluddite
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1 year
Watch this to enrich your life!
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Matt Green
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Boris Johnson in the USA!
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@petluddite
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg This is a parody account, surely?
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@petluddite
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2 years
@KayBurley I think it would be unacceptable to watch 'Mary Poppins' in the chamber let alone porn.
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@petluddite
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2 years
@Hannah_I_Moore @captaintommoore @herspirituk And apparently you described him as "the world's grandfather"... An absurd claim... Anyone who wishes to support any charity your foundation does would be best to give DIRECTLY to that charity.
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@petluddite
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2 years
@BrianCathcart @Dracnoiseperson But 'people' still buy the bloody papers...
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@petluddite
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2 years
@Conservatives Usual vile stuff from you.. You are too weak to stand up to your rich benefactors, and too self serving to stand up for anything except yourselves.
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@petluddite
jane rodway
3 years
@PeterStefanovi2 @BBCBreakfast This is the Care Minister? There is something genuinely really frightening about her to me.. Am I only one?
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@petluddite
jane rodway
1 year
This is a must read.
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@petluddite
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4 years
@MattHancock How dare you say what Britain will be doing at 5pm tomorrow? this a government diversion.......and how many of your government have played a part in this "heroic national effort"? this is political claptrap and you know it. Shame on you
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@petluddite
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@SadiqKhan Can I just point out that it is not only "Londoners" who need to trust the Met?... Many of us non Londoners visit London and need to trust them too!
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@petluddite
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3 years
@AdamBienkov We now need a list of all mps in parliament and how they voted.. Including abstentions
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@petluddite
jane rodway
3 years
@Iearnhistory Do the "props" (eg the cat) make it look a bit like an early attempt at a dating website?
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@petluddite
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@NatashaC @mrjamesob I am a Labour voter ( I do not live in Erewash).... I still think this is good news.. Important that Reform are exposed for what they are.
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@petluddite
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#BBCRadio4 #King Radio 4 this morning.. 5 per cent fact, 95 per cent speculation, platitudes and sycophancy.
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@petluddite
jane rodway
2 years
@BWallaceMP Gosh how amazing of you!.. Do tell us more about your cancelled holiday. Where were you going? Where staying exactly? How many of you? For exactly how long?..sure the details would be fascinating! 😄
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@petluddite
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1 year
@RhonddaBryant Dennis Skinner of course.. The "half the Tories are/ aren't crooks" stands out... But there were so many.... I wrote him a "fan letter" in mid 1990s..He phoned me and was generous with his time and his views.
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@petluddite
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@RishiSunak It would be more 'brilliant' for many of us if you would start helping the poorer members of society and stop enriching your mates.
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@petluddite
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@simonharris_mbd @RhonddaBryant It is not just sad.. It is appalling.. There is so much money in professional football that it should not be necessary to have a 'Go Fund me' appeal.
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@petluddite
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@doctor_oxford Thank you for alerting me to this..it is shameful of Hancock and the Government to attempt this sort of rubbish..it is not 'clap'..it is claptrap and appalling humbug
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@petluddite
jane rodway
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@Turning_Pages7 In vain have I struggled.. You must allow me to tell you how fucking ardently I admire and love you.
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@petluddite
jane rodway
1 year
And here we have a lovely osprey to celebrate @secrettory12 Day!
@NaturehawkPhoto
Naturehawk 🌲 🦊🦉🐞🦇 🌿
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As seen on TV...one of the Poole Harbour Ospreys featured on @BBCSpringwatch I think this is Blue 022 bringing a fish back to the nest... @RoyDennisWF @harbourbirds @DorsetWildlife @DorsetBirdClub @NikonEurope @UKNikon @RSPBArne
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@HarleyShah @MitchBenn Earning money from cleaning is an honourable occupation... Unlike many others.
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2 years
@BorisJohnson Where are these new hospitals?.. Name them.
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@petluddite
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@JamieBr38739595 @iSanjay88 @Keir_Starmer If an opposition party cricises the government it is I think reasonable to ask what their solution to an issue/problem is.. Not wait till nearer next election
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@petluddite
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1 year
The PNG Courier aflame with righteous wrath here.
@mrhenrymorris
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NEW: The PNG Courier's UK correspondent writes home about Liz Truss's comeback tour.
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@petluddite
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2 years
"Predictable" ... " No surprises here"... " Boris should have employed a ghostwriter".... A few early reviews.
@mrhenrymorris
HENRY MORRIS
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EXCLUSIVE: A leaked extract from Boris Johnson's memoir of his time in office.
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@IainDale It is appalling... You are right to point this out.... I think it used to be called gutter politics.
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@petluddite
jane rodway
2 years
@healthandthings @ExeterDormouse Blue arrows too!.. I think someone was making a point!
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@petluddite
jane rodway
2 years
@RoyalFamily You do know a lot of people here are really struggling to both heat and eat........ This really seems totally OTT.
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@secrettory12 But it makes them sitting targets for your shotgun....
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@natasapantelic5 @RhonddaBryant @UKLabour But you seem to have connections and therefore (one would hope) links and loyalties with Slough.. which is nowhere near Exeter!.. Can't Labour find someone local?
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@petluddite
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2 years
@Conservatives Same old Tories still refuse to acknowledge what a disaster it has proved to be.
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@petluddite
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2 years
The Exploding Heads AND Rosie Holt! On top top top top form... An antidote to all the gloom.
@Exploding_Heads
The Exploding Heads
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📞"I love history. Especially British history. But I don't want it forced down my throat." 😡🇬🇧 Samantha from West Byfleet has very strong opinions on National Trust houses discussing their links with slavery. Thanks to @RosieisaHolt
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@MartinSLewis I would like a "none of the above" option!
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@BorisJohnson You could not be "humbled" or humble ever.
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@petluddite
jane rodway
1 year
@exitthelemming True.... And in rural areas there really can be no option but to ' loiter' ie just hang out with friends in public spaces.... Most teenagers do no harm.
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@petluddite
jane rodway
2 years
@ukhomeoffice Horrible tone to this tweet!
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@petluddite
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2 years
@10DowningStreet @RishiSunak Compassion?.. With Suella Braverman as Home Secretary?.... I suggest you might look into a career in comedy.
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@petluddite
jane rodway
2 years
@campbellclaret And do you really believe he was " humbled"?
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@petluddite
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2 years
@jonlis1 @thameswater I live in Oxfordshire and have @thameswater too... Appalling water company.
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@petluddite
jane rodway
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@JamesBlunt @nzpolice Your twitter account is just such a source of joy and delight James Blunt.. Thank you so much!
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@DefenceU @ZelenskyyUa I send all in Ukraine who are fighting in any way for the future of peace and democracy and decency my gratitude and respect and my hopes for the future. 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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@petluddite
jane rodway
2 years
@lukeharding1968 I read this and I wish so much that I did not believe it, but I absolutely do.. And we must be told of these atrocities, and not turn a blind eye.
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@petluddite
jane rodway
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@WorldBollard Oh, just for a second I thought it might be an animal bollard... It has been so long since we had an animal bollard. Everyone loves an animal bollard. Please can we have an animal bollard? Animal bollards are the best bollards.
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@petluddite
jane rodway
2 years
@LBFlyawayhome I have thanked you before, but your tweets are a little bit of delight in a naughty world.
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@petluddite
jane rodway
2 months
@BBCPolitics @bbclaurak Why does BBC continue to employ this woman, when her political pro Tory bias is so obvious?
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@petluddite
jane rodway
2 months
@Anna_Soubry That was virtually all I heard (oh, and few "so" s, which I always distrust).. Absolute car crash of an interview!
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@petluddite
jane rodway
2 years
Be prepared.. Read it for the sake of your own future.
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jane rodway
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@secrettory12 Cannot think of anything to add to this.. Perfect.... Awfully perfect.
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@AdamBienkov What hurts me is that they all look so smug and happy when this country is in such a parlous state.
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#ChrisPincher Can't understand why if you feel you should resign as a deputy "whip" you nevertheless feel it is fine to carry on as an MP?.. Surely you have let your constituents down and your first duty is to them?
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