Darren Dutton
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I did a google image search for people annoyed that their bins hadn't been collected and put them all in a montage.
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I've had enough of Matt Hancock bringing his ukelele to interviews
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Is it just me or did Matt Hancock sign off like an 80s tv quiz show host in today's briefing?
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Trump's latest interview vs monty python parrot sketch
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Apologies. I don't seem to be able to stop making end credits for the daily coronavirus briefings.
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The Speaker of the House of Commons sings the ascending major scale of Jeremy Corbyn
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Just need ABBA to get on board now and then we'll have a campaign song
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I did a google image search for men next to potholes and put them all in a montage.
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"Exercise is important...and that equally applies to exercise."
That was the best bit. No editing needed.
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"It's your kids, Marty. Something has got to be done about your kids"
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I was just cleaning the oven out and found a McCain smiley face. Look at it. Look at its face. I think I've discovered what has cursed 2016.
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I dunno, maybe the daily briefing needs a rousing opening credits sequence to liven it up a bit
#coronavirus
#COVID19
#coronavirusuk
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I'd have more respect for Theresa May if she stopped playing the banjo in all her interviews
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Have you ever experienced that phenomenon when a word is repeated so much that it becomes completely meaningless? (For best results let this loop indefinitely)
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🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵 JEREMY CORBYN 🎵
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Someone said do a Cagney & Lacey one so I did a Cagney & Lacey one
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My favourite thing about having made this is that some people think it's real 😮
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Daily Briefing end credits: This one has been requested so many times that I caved in to the pressure...
#oohbetty
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I photoshopped Trump's eyes and mouth onto a block of spam and now I'll never be able to sleep again.
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Ingenious new debate format where not enough time is allocated to answer questions in any kind of depth
Sunak v Starmer
#itvdebate
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I made Dot Cotton talk backwards just for this punchline
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If you missed today's daily briefing, this was the gist of it
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Each time I see Martin and his big microphone I think he's going to launch into a musical number
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My current favourite tv genre is makeover shows where there's a couple but the man says nothing
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If the title song isn't Lou Bega singing 'Rambo No. 5' I'm not watching it
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Chris Whitty's "Isolate The Virus (Get On Top Of This)" is my easing-of-lockdown jam
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Matt Hancock. Crap Health Secretary, brilliant on keyboards.
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to be fair 'contact tracing' is a bit of a tongue twister
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Say what you like about the Prime Minister but he never evades difficult questions from journalists.
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If you re-edit the Two Ronnies' Mastermind sketch so that Ronnie B is asking the right question, the audience is just pissing themselves laughing at the correct answers.
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I redubbed the audio to give you nightmares
An Austrian Tongue Choir from the Alps region of Tyrol sings ‘Moscow Nights’ with their tongue in a 1982 performance.
If not for the Internet, we’d never know music videos like this existed.
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Ooh, this has done well! It'd be wrong of me to tweet about
#UniversityChallenge
and not post this nugget I made for the BBC where all the audio is from the actual show but it's all been mangled up then lip-synched by the cast 🏆
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And now the Speaker sings the descending scale of Jeremy Corbyn
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Not convinced I should be saying this here but I need to acknowledge it out loud in some way. My mum died on Thursday and I don't think it's registered properly with me yet. I just keep looking at this photo of my parents' engagement in disbelief that they're both gone now.
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Is this the first time Matt Hancock has said the word 'zoos' out loud?
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Not saying the briefings are completely pointless but today's was just a live feed of Dominic Raab watching ITVBe
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I thought this lady on local news was Elton John for a sec
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THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS
Scans pretty well to "I Just Want To Make Love To You" actually
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Destiny's Sunak (aka 'I've Scrapped It' or 'Seven Bins')
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CHEESE AND BEEF
CHEESE AND BEEF
CHEESE AND BEEF
CHEESE AND BEEF
(Repeat until fade)
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Someone told me my videos were being nabbed and put on TikTok so I've summoned up the energy to create yet another social media account 🙄
and to celebrate, I updated my Get The Jabba video especially...
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Getting the full Glastonbury experience at home. Just had a massive piss behind my settee.
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Alternative end credits for the Trump/Axios interview (*sound on*)
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The zombie chase from 28 Days later with the sound from the London Marathon TV coverage is fun
#LondonMarathon
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Sad but true, I've been laughing all the time I've been making this, it's so stupid
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Proud of the boy. Hope he doesn't get himself into any bother.
#firstdayofschool
#JustSayNo
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