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i really like this picture
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all of these have happened in what, like, 48 hours. incredible start
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2024 FULLY TAPPED IN
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@SAMOYEDWAVE do you remember when he got sick and we thought he was gonna die
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@cooIboobs i think its supposed to be that its like a cookie cutter house but that seems more like an indictment of the housing market than the people who buy it
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L+ratio+borzoi better
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thinking about how much I hate borzoi dogs
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@Thereisnocat_ she is wondering if her lover will return from the war
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the last team to beat nc state? that’s right - the university of pittsburgh
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@cool_boobs impressive how you put no pronouns in this to be screenshoted and circled
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@oliophi this you
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@Streets4Cars i saw two cars run red lights today. cars should be banned
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@tedcruzcontrol i like how jordan is in the foreground but is like half the size of mikhaila
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@maccomaccomac @spargles what makes you think your opinions in this area have any value
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@SAMOYEDWAVE judging by this headline a cop shot him
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alright man
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@JayCuda thanks for speeding it up normally i can’t get everything done at work because it takes so long to watch all planes leaving chicago ohare yesterday from 8am-6pm
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new jersey
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@JoePostingg
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Mass Effect has space Jews. Dune gave us space Arabs. What other coded but recognizable ethnicities have taken to the stars?
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@Thereisnocat_ when will my husband return from the war
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@hieywieyneue so real nancy
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@JUNlPER @elonmusk Looking into this.
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@NewSeanO @mikekadlick @JonesandMego hey man what do you mean by that
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@lilgrapefruits also columbus
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i just got scammed out of my cryptocurrency wallet and my bitcoins :( can anyone help
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1 year
would this guy have the same issue if it was like. a contact lens shortage
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duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸
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setting aside entirely the question of whether or not people actually need adderall or just like it, it should be extremely concerning that americans think of it as more or less ordinary to need amphetamines to do their jobs as normal
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@thedickbutkus @USFL @TimTebow i actually had to check if they drafted him you sure got me mr butkus
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@emmma_camp_ hey bestie can you tell me what was going on in charlottesville during early august 2017
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@lilgrapefruits based on that piece, his videos
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@panerabread @GRUGCEL i ate a panera bread bowl and now it’s red when i pee
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@darites1de @SimpleSCOTUS you should put your arm in a garbage disposal 👍
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the pitt cereal milk fandom is dying! retweet if you are a true pitt cereal milkhead!
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@MrAndyNgo @elonmusk andy “free speech opponent” ngo why can’t they ask questions andy
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one of my favorite features of my new apartment is the tetanus sink
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@ampol_moment its less than 45 hours if youre not a coward
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what if they pulled punxsatawney phil out of his little burrow and he said fuck on live tv. would they cancel him
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duquesne is a 20 minute drive from pitt and they got a notification about a potential shooter on our campus before we did. still radio silence from pitt police. cops with long guns ran into the library and i ran out almost an hour ago now. fucking ridiculous.
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@kyodo_english
Kyodo News | Japan
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#BREAKING NEWS: Abe shooting suspect is ex-member of Self-Defense Forces: gov’t source
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back when this country stood for something
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vaxxed?
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@NYPD114Pct what does this sign say and what are those cars doing on the sidewalk
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@SonyaShaykhoun @CharlieShemp @tomrich49322573 i don’t think that says what you think it does. cars have to drive on the right side of the roadway as well.
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picture of masha (censored to protect her privacy)
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@SAMOYEDCORE what if she wore through the floor and fell into the basement and died
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happy anniversary
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@Liv_Agar he looks sick. if my job involved wearing a cool mask and big robes i would be so much happier
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chris pratt shot and killed a child on the set of parks and rec in 2013
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@BradPorcellato why does it say abolish right above that
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@BiDotOrg
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@the_big_put @bo_austin_ how did rivers look when she was growing up
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@colin_dunlap maybe the administration shouldn’t be sending out campus police to suppress free speech
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@PittTweet what are the events besties. why are you so hesitant to tell us what they are
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beautiful 🤩 he got a better job so he is able to afford bigger knives to strap to his head
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鹿達の日常 【nara deer channel】
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子鹿の成長記録
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@cooperlund
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If you’ve got MSNBC parents, give them a call tonight. This is their Christmas.
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does this to you
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Testing the grip strength of mice with a Mecmesin BFG 10N digital force gauge.
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@somewheresy @MNateShyamalan this is ostensibly not a problem
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me walking to the post office with a live mouse trapped inside my mouth (i am going to spit the mouse at the clerk)
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he didn’t like mcdonalds and i was fucking oreo mcflurry
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i don’t like this.
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i’m kickin her ass
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met kenny
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oh no! i can’t believe my metamask wallet got hacked - and on my birthday! does anyone have any solutions?
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no way
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@notdepressedrin if you ever go out to eat you should tell your server beforehand you’re not going to tip. see how far that gets you
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@SAMOYEDWAVE samoyed dog 👍
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he didn’t like whip and i was the fucking nae nae
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i don’t like this.
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@FormulaRacer420 @NotFifthGear under what circumstances is it acceptable to punt someone into a wall at 200 miles per hour
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new neighborhood friend just dropped
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@borzbot the borzoi dog could probably drive a car too. theyre the right length and i feel like theyre smart enough to do it
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@fourleafisland
🍀 FURRYDELPHIA 2024! 🐾
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killing bugs is like. yes its just a bug. but does your fear or inconvenience of a life make it an unworthy one
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masha the dog snubbed
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@TIME
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Taylor Swift ( @taylorswift13 ) is TIME's 2023 Person of the Year
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this person doesn’t mean bankers they mean jews. can you stop pretending otherwise
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@ComradeLuanne you're right its not genocide its just conscious policy choices that will kill disabled people at incredibly high rates if they dare interact with public utilities and mass transit
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@JeremyBWhite @GavinNewsom That is because Sirhan Sirhan did not kill Robert F. Kennedy
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this is the coldest water fountain on all of pitt’s campus
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@SaltLikker new to me
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they are playing dungeons and dragons
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@PittTweet who specifically is being hosted by the college republicans and why is it drawing so many protesters
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:D
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@Innamo i dont like this part of your statement at all. the whole thing sucks but this especially
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@JohnCogs5 sometimes but on other occasions no
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chair that makes you gay
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Amir Hestroni, Israeli internet troll and bigot, takes questions from the public.
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kick his ass cindy
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@DraconDebates commander isn’t real magic for the same reason that go fish and poker are different games
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need help recovering my hacked NFT Coinbase instagram meta mask and trust wallet account. need help writing an essay for school
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masha the dog
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Name one artist that can pull this crowd? 🤔
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mike's hard brake fluid
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the fellas love masha
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thank you pittsburgh water and sewer authority
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Today, the Pittsburgh Water and Sewer Authority reflects upon the teachings of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
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just finished undergrad
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a lot of you could stand to be nicer about this guy
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this is not kristallnacht actually!
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oh she’s up there all right. she’s up there at the top of the stairs for sure
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shooters shoot
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