John Cogs
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I've been working on this for a while. I call it cogs fluid. I hope it will change the world
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Looks like the folks over at University of Chicago have been trying to synthesise my Fluid...
Commendable effort but not even close...
Non-Newtonian fluids turn into solids when pressure is applied.
Credit: UChicago
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The best 4 years of my life 🥰
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I will stop it.
Andromeda, The Galaxy That Will Collide With The Milky Way, Is Already Visible To The Naked Eye In The Sky!
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@sleepyhead2342
How awfully rude Sam, and some others of you in these replies. You must forget there is a real person behind the profile. You've ruined an old man's evening.
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You all want my formula so bad? Fine, you can have it...
Cogs Fluid:
- 100 ml of Liquid Heliodons 🧪
- 1/2g of Chronolith Powder 🧂
- 12ml of Nebula Nectar 💫
- A dash of Pinchers Grease 🛢️
Combine this all in a beaker, and mix well until thick and gloopy... Good luck 😂😂
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A question that has been on my mind lately...
Why do so many of you have drawings of animals as your profile pictures?
Often in strange and unnatural colours?
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A cheap imitation.
I always throw stuff like this in the trash immediately.
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Lovely little meal tonight... I call this one my Mushroom Plop!
Because you plop it all in the pot and let it do its thing!
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While Cogs Fluid does have some non-Newtonian properties, becoming solid upon impact would severely limit its use cases...
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in this clip it is being used to seal a cup of coffee for later consumption
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Would you like to see my Fluid?
One question you would ask Einstein if you were in this lecture hall ✍️
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@amazing_physics
What does this have to do with Physics? I'm considering an unfollow at this point.
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@HELHAWG
@xXjamiemanXx
Silicon based polymer with a long chain structure. Don't want to give out the exact formula as my wife won't help me fill out the patent form.
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Just been sent this by a couple of you, I assume this is a reference you young people will get!
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I have just read a Wikipedia article on the topic of Furry Fandom (thanks
@slimelia
for sending).
And while don't really understand it, I have no problem with it.
Unless you are sexually perverted towards these animals, in which case I kindly ask you to leave my page.
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Very cruel
Encasing loved ones in acrylic resin, a great Father’s Day gift!
#FathersDay
#FathersDay2023
#fathersdaygift
#fathersdaygiftideas
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My bum after a spicy curry!
#JustJokes
Fascinating drone footage looking down into a volcanic eruption from above.
Credit: Bjorn Steinbekk
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Remove this note from my tweet now.
You have all made an old man quite upset.
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Simple yet lovely dinner today!
Marconi with a twist... Cogsaroni!
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I would like to know:
1) Do you follow me for my fluid
2) Do you follow me for something else
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Stop messaging me videos of your homemade Ooblek, it's not even close to my Cogs Fluid...
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People are calling me a liar, a fake doctor, they are adding 'notes' to my tweets.
What have I ever done to warrant this level of hate and venom from this app.
I just wanted to make people happy ☹️
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Please stop quoting my tweet telling me that they are going to be "putting you in there tomorrow". I have seen it enough times now, and it's simply not true.
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lov e hurts.
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This may just be the beer speaking.... but I love my followers.
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My eldest got me this for my birthday!
Green ball of moss... how peculiar!
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I had a case of butterfingers today 😂 Dropped a sample of Cogs Fluid as I was transporting it across the site.
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I have had too many people pester me over this damned Savloy Supper. It's time for me to tell the truth. This is not my dinner, I stole the image. But why did I lie? I was ashamed...
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It has truly been a pleasure looking at all your wonderful artwork, but now it comes the time to decide the winner...
Well done
@biggestguy42
!
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@sleepyhead2342
It's a versatile multi-purpose fluid. It can be used as a sealant, a lubricant, and more.
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Just dug my cooler out to take up north this week, but it seems something strange has happened whilst it has been in storage....
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Gah! Unable to get back to sleep after having the strangest of dreams... I dreamt I drank my famed fluid and shapeshifted into a liquid superhero. I flowed through labs, saving experiments and met other sentient fluids...
#HowBizzar
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Hi All - I asked my Admin to delete the discord sever. It was just full of hate and bickering, I can't stand it anymore.
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It makes me over the moon that it's 2024 and you all still love my fluid 😊
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What on earth gives people the right to think they can ask questions like this 😡
#PrivacyInvasion
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Been working on my website all afternoon! What do you think so far?
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Bubble bubble, toil and trouble...
I did some simple experiments with my sons this afternoon!
Who knows what our hypothesis was 🤔
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@ballschamp69
I have been trying to avoid these comments... but there are too many now to ignore. So I hope by answering this, the topic gets put to rest.
Yes I Invented my fluid, and no, its not some kind of juvenile 'sperm' joke.
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Wonder what it's like to touch it!
There is a giant, hot pink slug that is only found in a single, isolated forest on an extinct volcano in Australia and can reach 20 cm in length: Triboniophorus aff. graeffei
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Last night I made a mistake and for that I am sorry.
I clearly had 1 too many ciders.
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This is of course - a joke. However, Michael thinks a good way to deal with the increased attention for my Fluid is to do another Question and Answer but specifically about my fluid.
Details to follow shortly from
@TechyByrne
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Making spag bog at my sister's! She deserves a treat after the week she's had.
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@slimelia
Sorry for being harsh Alice.
But people only seem to care about my Fluid, and not John.
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Wow... more followers than I could ever imagine... I think I shall treat myself this weekend...
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Some new tech my colleague has been fiddling with this week. He calls them MixiDiscs!
What do you think 🤔 Would you use them?
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Hello everyone, sorry about that. The hackers are now gone.
I have changed my passwords now so they should be locked out.
If anyone has any techy tips please let me know.
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Lots of people have been describing me as 'based', what does this mean?
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I hate this damn NDA - I want to share my work freely. I should never of signed the damn thing.
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