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@blakecoomer
@hostiledesign
OH GOD NO DON'T SCRAPE THE CONCRETE A LITTLE BIT YOU'RE DESTRUCTING MY PROPERTY
lmao eat it, nerd
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@dklmarxist
every single person who owns an amazon ring deserves to be subjected to unspeakable(on twitter) horrors
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@annakhachiyan
i don't think you could accurately define leftism if you tried, despite hanging around leftists for clout half your life
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@mmcgrath42
considering how terrible his research skills were before chatbots, this is probably net 0 harm to his ability to understand the world
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@katewillett
@kenklippenstein
Fed: There are downsides to every decision
You: THEY'RE DECIDING TO HAVE DOWNSIDES!
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@SAMOYEDWAVE
i once got suspended for finding out that the NT computers at our school (yes this was 2003, fugoff) didn't have messaging restricted
We didn't understand the groups though, so the offensive message we thought we sent to our class ended up on every screen in the school board
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@TNOQuoProQuid
I usually tell people complaining about google search to git gud and learn to how search terms work, but holy shit this is real wtf
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@ryxcommar
fiduciary responsibility to shareholders is cool, but have you tried desperately clamoring for the approval of reactionary weirdos?
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@muckyboys_
@Mando_Says
@blakecoomer
@hostiledesign
lol they blocked me just after they replied, mando is a tiny, tiny man
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@jonnysocialism
1. no one let brace do anything like call in an airstrike lmao
2. of all the real war crimes, you gotta pick *helping the kurds fight isis*
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@White_Janissary
those videos of people having brain surgery playing the guitar but in matts case its just him posting on his phone
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@GravitysRa1nbow
Me, after watching david simon scream MATERIAL CONDITIONS AND SOCIAL SYSTEMS CAUSE THESE CYCLES OF VIOLENCE AND MISERY, for literally 60 hours straight:
"gee, I wonder if there's a social commentary somewhere in this show... I wonder if this show thinks cops are good"
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@allahliker
going to the retirement home and flexing on all those old crustbags by drawing immaculate clocks
stunting on them by drawing a pocket watch
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@wyatt_privilege
sending all my advertisers a link to a website that's just a giant doomsday clock count-down to me saying the 14 words on twitter
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@markyaurelius1
@crazyclipsonly
lmao this dude bought the cuck badge an he only got 8 follows
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@atrupar
its literally just this
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@postingwhilegay
that's a funny way to spell "completely and arrogantly misjudged the national sentiment of an entire county"
Even now you're trying to hide behind some infantilizing fantasy that "the west" is somehow making ukranians fight
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@ettingermentum
this whole thing is a syop trying to trick me into caring about womens basketball, and I ain't fallin for it
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@postingwhilegay
this is dangerously close to being a horseshoe "america first" type argument, in addition to being terrible framing of the choice the west has here
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@cowboymaxwell
@AnimeSerbia
"lolcow" is a perfectly useful word, but was popularized on kiwifarms which is seen as a very antisocial place
our boy is pointing out that lots of internet terms come from the asswholes of the internet (rickrolling is from 4chan, caturday is from SA, etc)
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@gayest_tone
yet another casualty of the "posting is doing politics" misconception
we do realize that when Chapo +DSA got kicking (led by fucking loser white men in most cases) , the work being done by radical feminists in digital spaces was leading the movement. Chapo's discourse was WAY behind where we were as feminist individuals and force at that time
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@Coscorrodrift
@wifekisser303
congrats, you get to watch barry lyndon for the first time
it's exactly as ganster as it's made to look
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@ACABylonBee
Breaking: IDF reduces it's force to only two people following release of bold new doctrine
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@BearlyExistent
@OkButStill
weeping for the millions of junkies who have to work hard to extract fentanyl from dermal patches in order to get enough for a recreational high, their hard work completely unrecognized
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@gamergate2077
One time I got him to angrily insist that Wisconsin has the best coffee in the entire world, unlike the decadent progressive coastal coffee shops I visit
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@JasonDoesTwitta
@LaylaMRazavi
@yashar
lmao ride that dick, homeboy, ride it all the way
muskbois stay actin crazy
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@ATrapter
@phil_so_silly
yeah you need the strict definition of an internal monologue to perform speech
this is like claiming a percentage of functioning people can't imagine themselves throwing a ball, it's just not true
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@Melanie_Vogel_
@K_BenCheikh
you should probably restrict replies on all your posts, the people have found you and they are upset
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@jeffinCNY
@dick_nixon
If Giuliani wasn't there, the response would have done much better
I think NYers would have gotten along just fine without someone bungling the emergency and then using it for personal gain
You could plausibly argue his decisions got 1rst responders killed
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@annakhachiyan
@ggreenwald
seeing you two slowly morph into fox news for edgelords is really a trip
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@notkavi
"the stock market is not the economy" is such a simple concept but online finance bros are simpler
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@Wilson__Valdez
Him and glem's "I'm a free thinking independent who just happens to move in complete lockstep with tucker carlson" bit makes sense when you remember that their target audience is the least reflective people on the planet
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what they put you in after they tell you that your fave artists are al dad-rock now
Sony Walkman casket by Ghanaian sculptor Paa Joe
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@lmNOTcatholic
she's just saying dumb shit in a desperate bid to stay relevant
stop giving her the attention she needs to keep from getting a real job
if you ignore her, she'll be a barista in flatbush within a week
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@GarlicCorgi
@jenbrained
her response is all the confirmation I need
jake put one square in the ten ring, perfect bullseye
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@posting_forever
@whstancil
russia did trip over its own dick, and does have a piss-poor military run by incompetents
...on the other hand, your take would make any normal person delete their account and an hero
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@venturecommunis
@allahliker
flashing back to all those 90s movies where the MENA terrorists were all just southern italians with dark curly hair
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@thejb_stan
a lot of people defending elder abuse today
at some point you gotta get the fam together and tell grandma to hand over the drivers license
...that moment was like 7 years ago
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@EupatorDionysus
winning is when I'm constantly losing territory to a smaller, poorer nation with a much smaller military
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@atrupar
we are detecting more balloons because after the first one we opened up the brackets on tracking radars
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@Uh_Hell_O
@doulbedoink
.....so that was the one part in the whole series where they stood fast on accurate mythology?
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@dklmarxist
kendrick lamar is the white suburban mom's idea of the best rapper, in exactly the same way that trump is the poor person's idea of a rich man
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@AniMaikaru
@viperwave
The subreddit ended up pretty different from the listener base
It got taken over by the refugees from MDE when their subreddit got nuked
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@iwantobehigh
@Sturgeons_Law
making a joke on a podcast is literally as bad as all those things
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if you're an asshole and a freak you could probably build a liquid rocket engine for roughly 100$
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@TNOQuoProQuid
@nikicaga
sackur just grills everybody, regardless of who they are or what they represent
he's run a show called "hardtalk" for decades it's literally his value proposition to grill people and then let them say their side
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@G0ckroach
@jonnysocialism
my favorite type of reply is being sent wiki pages by someone who knows orders of magnitude less about the topic at hand than I do
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@FrenlyFrenchBoi
> Saying anything you can to distract from the fact you’re firing subsonic grandpa rounds
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@postingwhilegay
"mexico is entirely economically dependent on the US, so the US may as well just annex it"
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@ryangrim
@annakhachiyan
@not_tooloee
Imagine treating this cynical clown like she’s worth engaging with
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