Michael (Allegedly)
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Spacecraft software engineer. UT Arlington alumnus. he/him | priv: @michaelconvict
TX ➡️ Los Angeles
Joined December 2016
he wants to either learn or eat orbital mechanics, I can’t tell
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Chiefs might have had a chance if their TE could block
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It’s bonkers that I wasn’t certain the Eagles were going to win until this play
Hang it in the Bama hall of fame man seriously It doesn’t get better than this
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@Wade_in_America “Tom Brady never got blown out in the Super Bowl” He did actually. He just fuckin won the game anyway.
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RT @moorehn: The flag formation, the simulated Nazi salutes, the walk around the prison yard, the goosestepping...it was a really finely wr…
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we were all discussing the Anne Hathaway-Shakespeare reincarnation theory the whole first half an lost our minds when this popped up
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Tom Brady did get blown out in the Super Bowl. He just fuckin won anyway.
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RT @mrsballs69: People are saying that wasn’t a good performance? Those were all bangers!!!! What is wrong with y’all!!!!!????
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