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Monster Truck Neutopian•Bearded lefty Marie-Antoinette shouting 'Let them eat Atkins'-Telegraph commenter•Alinsky-inspired 'ShameCulture warrior'- @AdamBaldwin
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In response to Spain's recognition of a Palestinian state and the antisemitic call by Spain's Deputy Prime Minister to not just recognize a Palestinian state but to 'liberate Palestine from the river to the sea,' I have decided to sever the connection between Spain's
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You couldn't parody this. "Quitting" is working your agreed working hours to a high standard.
Olive Keogh: Quiet quitters are hard to handle because they continue to complete their assigned workload to the same (often high) standard, giving their managers an uneasy feeling but nothing specific to complain about.
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Hollywood wouldn't employ Winona Ryder for 15 years over shoplifting.
Mel Gibson beat his girlfriend when she was holding their infant child, and when she asked him about it on tape, replied "You know what—you fucking deserved it."
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I checked and yep, unbelievable, the BBC does a Good Friday Agreement explainer and can't even the Irish flag right:
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The latest genre of lifestyle opinion article seems to be "people who haven't worked in an office in 30 years extolling the benefits of working in an office":
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Having literally carried a small coffin in my hands out of this hospital, these cunts' little stunt is fucking sick.
The weekly peaceful vigil at Holles Street Maternity Hospital continued yesterday
On this occassion
3 small baby sized coffins were placed on the ground to represent the thousands of babies denied the right to life in Ireland since January 1st
#prolife
#rallyforlife
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In Ireland, they are forced to watch a TV programme which is just clips from old news shows put to music, while the TV moguls spend all the public's money on poor quality plastic shoes.
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After 24 hours trying to bring RTE Player offline, Russian hackers admit defeat. "We have no idea how it works or how it's even up at all* sobbed one.
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Simon Harris, Ireland are 12th in the medals totals and your reelection is coming up soon.
BREAKING: Botswana’s president has the given the whole country the afternoon off to celebrate Letsile Tebogo’s 200m gold
#Paris2024
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‘I chose Mermaids specifically, because Graham Linehan, a comedy writer who did some work on a good show 20 years ago, a very normal man who is very angry about trans people all day nowadays, went on Mumsnet and told them to email the National Lottery en masse.’
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So the actual story has come out now: Christina Sommers, who rose to fame among MRA types by supporting Gamergate (they call her "Based Mom") was booed when she said it was the responsibility of women not to be raped.
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Trinity College have been charging a fortune mainly to Yanks to see the Book of Kells for decades. It has never been "accessible". If you sincerely want that, then tell TCD to donate it to the National Museum.
The Book of Kells is a treasured and unique artefact of Irish Christian culture. It should always be accessible. No one should have the right to close down access to our heritage.
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I think the Scots seeking independence shows lack of ambition. With England in complete disarray, they should consider conquest.
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I'm afraid we're swimming beyond our memes.
Olympian Siobhán Haughey, grand-niece of Charles J Haughey, carries the Hong Kong flag
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In Dublin they have no beautiful buildings. They have to pretend that the Poolbeg chimneys and Phibsboro Shopping Centre are architectural landmarks.
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This is a street of offices. It's _always_ this quiet on a Saturday morning.
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An inquisitive journalist might ask how did it end up that eight buildings in a row were allowed to fall derelict in the middle of Dublin for 20 years.
Eight derelict buildings have gained a new life as Wetherspoon's latest bar in Dublin
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Just took my 93-year old mum to vote; she's registered blind. She asked "which box do I tick to get John Waters to fuck off to Torremolinos?" A cheer went up from waiting voters.
#together4yes
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I'd like to think history will look back and think collectively "what the fuck".
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John Bruton opposed 1916 celebrations because Irish independence came from violence yet wants us to celebrate the establishment, using threats of violence, of a long undemocratic sectarian statelet. Seems to me the use of violence wasn't the issue for him.
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If Irish Catholicism did things like this, it might still have a fighting chance.
You hear “nothing could have prepared me” a lot but like nothing could have prepared me
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The Green Party's two solutions to ecological crisis seem to be either to tax the poor or install a cycle lane.
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"Starship Troopers is not good satire because it made fascism look appealing to me."
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Wife was in Tesco and limes are all sold out. Who is panic-buying limes, what is your plan, are you cornering the key lime pie market.
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Presumably this "running joke" is one she made up in her head, but even better in the context that the UK's privatised water supply is full of shit.
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You can't overestimate how fucking stupid these people are.
Anyone else find it odd that politicians aren’t dropping like flies from heart attacks and turbo cancers like the rest of the population seems to be?
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@classiclib3ral
I think it's peak Rubin brand where he tries to suck up and be pals with a guy who is literally disgusted that he shook Rubin's hand (who is the guy?)
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Who said that transphobia was the gateway drug to full-blown homophobia? Oh right, basically every transgender person told us.
Graham Linehan roping in Andrew Gilligan and helping transphobes trawl the LinkedIn and private social networks of NSPCC staff to get them fired.... for wearing rubber? This is all getting very Mary Whitehouse.
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Me, after two drinks, thinking of what Dublin City Council did to the city.
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IRISH BLACK TEENAGER: Look I just don't particularly like having to listen to everyone reading the N-word in class while nudging and winking.
COMMENTATOR: Yes but have you considered that if you don't you will never learn about racism?
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Tip: If an absolute gowl gets elected as a councilor in your area, keep them busy for the next few years with daily messages about the start of the pavements/dumping/dog poo everywhere.
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Boris Johnson once lost to Irish Labour's Michael D Higgins in an ancient Greek rap battle:
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Just to recap: Harry Dunn was killed by a US spy's wife who pleaded diplomatic immunity which she is not entitled to. Raab told the police to delay telling the family she fled. Now he is suing the bereaved family for legal costs.
Harry Dunn's father confronts Dominic Raab as the family's frustration with the Foreign Office's handling of their son's case grows.
Read more:
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Disappointed to hear about the removal of the Glasnevin memorial. Included details of my great-great-uncle who tragically died during 1916 accidentally stepping backwards off the Helga while shelling an orphanage. The only consolation is he died doing a job he loved.
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Risked a few hours in the hellhole that is Dublin City Centre.
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The American multinational that wanted to get rid of Grafton Street flowersellers is also the same one that wanted us to get rid of apartment fire safety standards.
"I'll go to jail no problem"
Grafton Street traders respond to recent ban claims.
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So Iran, a country that is 75 times bigger than Israel, is launching hundreds of rockets, and you’re still thinking Israel is the oppressor?
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The Irish Times famously bought a property website just before the 2008 crash, so I'm hoping this is an indication a cure for mortality is around the corner.
The Irish Times Group acquires online death notice platform
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GAMER DUDE: ...
WOMAN: ...
GAMER DUDE: *starts sweating*
WOMAN: ...
GAMER DUDE: "I'M TOLD YOU POOP A LOT."
Guys out there who are nervous to talk girls... just know that she has at one point had terrible farts and uncontrollable diarrhea... they are human... :D
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The new Joker movie is Graham Linehan in clown makeup trying to defund children's charities.
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@FarleyP
@edanderson101
Peter, sit down, there's a reason why almost everywhere in Ireland has English names and we all have Anglicized names and very few speak the Irish language anymore.
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If JK Rowling giving the Youth Defence website permission to print her anti-trans screed for free isn't a wake-up call I don't know what to tell you.
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"Most Irish villages have a statue to Hitler" is something I have just read.
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Centrism is when you think "Jesus just be nice to trans people" is on a par with "we need to use forced contraception to stop unintelligent black people from breeding".
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Reminder that McDowell said the Luas would be "an expensive toy train set that will damage the city".
Is the Metrolink really the best way to provide a rail link to Dublin Airport - and who is making these choices?
Michael McDowell in today’s
@IrishTimes
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When Andy Ngo wrote an article for the Wall Street Journal claiming that London had Islamist no-go areas where alcohol was banned and it was pointed out he was talking about normal "no drinking outdoors here" signs that should have been the end of it yet here we are.
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Half a national forest was deliberately burned down to clear land and Fianna Fail ministers first tried to it was claim it was a midweek BBQ and then defended it as "tradition".
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"relatively neutral cultural icons"?????
The American and British flags are the only flags in the world that are relatively neutral cultural icons. I can't think of any others? France maybe?
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What if we publicly supply water directly to people's houses but they drown in the bath? Much to think about.
This might be interesting dilemma - wondering what govt provider of broadband would do, or could do, about services on public free internet that are not beneficial to the common good, or users who use internet for grim purposes
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Won't be long before Sarah Ditum gets the "B" out of the LGB Alliance.
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Hate to be That Guy, but honestly the lack of street clutter in European cities abroad is really noticeable. Here's a track for a tram identical to the Luas.
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"It's really easy, you see, the Grand Duke of Lancaster has to carry the Stone of Scone to the Lady Usher of the Black Rod, who hits it with the +3 Mace of Democracy.
"We call our prime minister the Taoiseach."
"Woah buddy how do you expect us to remember all those crazy terms."
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Here's the thing about the guys who run private hospitals: they're not big on the whole "fair" thing and their business is literally "rich people should get better health care". Trying to appeal to Michael Cullen's sense of fair play is like trying to show a dog a card trick.
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If you ever wonder about those reports of no go zones in Europe that Trump reporters share, here's one claiming Blanchardtown Centre is a "Muslim stronghold".
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NEW ATHEISM 2009: It's terrible how all Catholics support their church's abuse.
NEW ATHEISM 2019: First of all, the moniker 'The Lolita Express' only implies hebephilia.
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@liftrss
@BretStephensNYT
One never hears of Brits reduced to having to do online fundraising when they've been injured in a mass shooting.
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It's not long since Glinner gave a speech to an Index on Censorship event and now is using libel threats, which tells you everything you need to know about freeze peachers.
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RIP Michael Lonsdale, who taught kids of my generation that billionaires who want to go into space shouldn't be trusted.
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Ok now mention how it's the state there which owns most of the land and builds most of these apartments.
The lives of young Irish 🇮🇪 expats in Singapore 🇸🇬. It's standard for most apartment blocks to have a pool and BBQ area. Add in the weather and you can understand why so many leave Ireland 😥. Taxes are crazy low here too 💸
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The Irish Times getting the architect of Ireland's racist citizenship referendum to write about
#BlackLivesMatter
before any black person is peak Irish Times.
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When you can't stop thinking how
#cblive
thought the secret weapon to take down Sinn Féin is Eddie Hobbs.
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Rather than build housing, let's make public spaces hostile to everyone _and_ give the far right a propaganda victory. Well done everyone.
Barriers along the Grand Canal in Dublin could remain in place until October as Waterways Ireland has said it is currently trying to redesign the area to prevent tents from being pitched
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Wake up sheeple - getting rid of all restrictions only days after bringing in minimum alcohol pricing? We're living in a vintersocracy.
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It's one sure sign you haven't been in an office in 30 years if you still think people get birthday cakes.
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@JixuanSebastian
@jfagone
Maybe we should fix the earth rather than let immature billionaires set up dystopias elsewhere.
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#NEW
Sunday Times (UK): “Britain to offer Ireland spare COVID vaccines.”
3.7 million doses.
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When the Gardai gave them escorts into libraries to harass workers, what was expected to happen: they would be happy and go home?
These utter creeps have done *this* to Minister Roderic O’Gorman’s house. They should all be arrested for harassment.
It is only a matter of time before an Irish politician is killed by these fascists.
H/t
@IrishRebel1965
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Imagine looking around Dublin City right now and thinking that the real problems are too many trees and flower stalls. The people who run Dublin hate it so much, I reckon they must all be from Cork.
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"If I didn't like oranges, I would also certainly boycott South African oranges. Unfortunately, I like oranges."
💬 🇮🇪 Bambie Thug on the
@RTELateLateShow
when asked about Israel’s participation in Eurovision:
“I stand with anyone doing the boycott. I think if I wasn’t in the competition, I would also be boycotting. There a lot of moving parts and at the end of the day, without the group
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Access to the Book of Kells is in the news & curious minds wonder why it resides in Trinity College & not the National Museum of Ireland. It was originally housed in the Abbey at Kells, Co. Meath, & it remained there until the Cromwellian conquest of Ireland. At that point, the
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I've never seen anyone who likes working from home get mad at those who want to go back to the office but lots of vice versa and wonder why?
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Delighted to announce he has a regular show on Newstalk starring in May.
Passenger whose racist and physical attack on taximan has gone viral 'to hand himself in to gardai'
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@bellesapepper37
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I'm going to block you because you paid for a blue tick AND you can't make a point succinctly.
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Proud dad. Lost one child & nearly mum during a pregnancy. Doctors should be making healthcare decisions, not solicitors.
#knowyourrepealers
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"Yes the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for Cork hoteliers."
Irish tourism could benefit from global warming, new report finds
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Sending your kids to an Educate Together school and complaining about it being "woke" is the modern day version of sending them to the Dalkey School Project and complaining about the lack of catechism.
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Not much online chatter about this as maybe it's because it's someone with an Irish name attacking someone because he thought they were an immigrant.
A tourist who was struck at least three times with a machete during an attack in Dublin city centre was lucky he did not bleed to death, a court has heard
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Now living in fear that I pop into Davy Byrne's for a sandwich and pint on my own while in town and it becomes an Instagram post "PLEASE GAZE ON THE SAD GREYHAIRED OLD MAN FOR CLOUT".
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A guy on Facebook is complaining about Capel Street being semi-pedestrianized because there's "only a chipper there". He lives in Cavan.
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@AlanKelloggs
@Ryanintheus
It's why you should be sensible and only eat several a day for three months of the year.
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@BenMFreeman
Yelling at everyone criticising Israel that they're antisemites no longer works.
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The state buried a woman from Direct Provision without a ceremony and without telling next of kin or friends. This is this century's Magdalene Laundries scandal all over again.
“Sadly, we were recently informed that our dear friend Sylva was buried by the State at the beginning of May. Members of our community and, especially those close to Sylva, were devastated to hear of her burial with no-one close to her present”
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This is going to be grim. My wife has volunteered at a homeless charity and already there are elderly couples turning up with all their belongings in bags after being turfed out of rental properties they can't afford.
There's a massive problem coming down the tracks for Ireland.
People renting in their 40s and 50s can't save. What happens when they hit pension age?
"The state pension is €1,037 a month. The average rent of a one-bedroom Dublin apartment is €1,388."
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Was she furiously scribbling tips into a notebook.
Pictures showing Dana Erlich, the Israeli Ambassador to Ireland, in attendance at the National Famine Commemoration in Longford began to circulate online on Sunday evening
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Now that people with the wrong accents are becoming homeless I trust we will finally see some action from Fine Gael.
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