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MD with a treasure trove of cynical wisdom. MAHA, MAGA🇺🇸 Look for my travel ❌Spot. Followed = 🐣🇺🇸

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For the government workers who had been fired, are we still paying for their pensions? . #zelena.
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@TONYxTWO Make napkin rings with Trump 47 logo and give the relative a traditional Turkey 🦃 napkin ring
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@EricLDaugh Could’ve use that $ 200 billion to Ukraine to fund social security. Who wants to work until 70 where all the money you put in between 65 to 70 just get wasted by the government? Cut Congress pension off is one way to save SS.
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@TheFigen_ Staged. The objects in question would have all sorts of sea creatures attached to it. 😒.
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@JackPosobiec @eericmyers Last real Pope was John Paul II. And I am not even Catholic 😃.
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@ImMeme0 Writing on wall
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@unusual_whales Meanwhile, the Epstein and Diddy Lists remain top secret 🙄.
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@prince_of_fakes Did you drive your girlfriend too? Bet she voted for Trump 😂.
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@CollinRugg Airplane is a closed system. What if some pax are allergic to dogs and trigger an asthma attack. Plane diverted to another city. No one is happy 🙄Can you sue the dog owner for triggering anxiety/inconvenience?.
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@NC5PhilWilliams Cut the Congress’ salary to 15/hr. This will weed out the grifters.
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@arianesvow @Rainmaker1973 Multi-level vertebral fractures resulted from osteoporosis. Asian females are very susceptible. Hence, needs daily exercise, Calcium and Vitamin D supplements. Unfortunately, genetics may also play a part.
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@DrLoupis The receding hairline is a dead giveaway 😂.
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@Rainmaker1973 Jellyfish is a Chinese delicacy. It’s usually marinated in soy sauce, sesame oil, vinegar and sugar. Sliced thin and serve cold as appetizer. Crunchy in texture.
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@realhomerhickam @MAstronomers Sir, you have one of the best jobs in the world😝.
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@HBwriterMike @alx She has her share of popcorn 😉.
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@gay_lumberjack @BakersBetter @bible1_pam Trump was a virgin ( inability to execute😂) in politics and listened to RINO’s in his first term. People let him down. I think he is smarter this time but you still have weasels trying to infiltrate ( Haley).
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@HowardMortman The orthopedic surgeon explained the hip replacement surgery to Nancy: “ We are going to DRILL”😂.
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@its_The_Dr Ohia Lehua blossoms. First tree to emerge after a lava flow. Hawaii Volcano National Park, June 2024.
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@its_The_Dr Don’t bother arranging the deck chairs 😂
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@ThePoliticalPom @MattWalshBlog Wrong take. Not all dogs running around stores are service dogs. Sorry not sorry 😒.
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@PawlowskiMario @2kreategj You are overexaggerating your 🍆. 😂😂😂😂.
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@Rainmaker1973 Can’t imagine carrying around giant thermos of hot water. Perhaps it also reacts to heat from sunlight. Then what’s the point? Nvm, back to eating ….
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 What’s the last thing you forgot to do before leaving a hotel room? Grab that diaper 😭 #zelena.
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@nettermike Avocado, a common addition to Mexican foods is also rich in folic acid. Sounds like someone is getting rich off this 😒.
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@tslecomte @ClownWorld_ Meanwhile there are diseases spread by rats, mosquitoes, humans in New York 😒.
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@EricLDaugh He is the last person who should speak 👀
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@unusual_whales Now do Clinton’s or Obama’s charitable donations 🤔 Add Bill Gates 😒.
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@nettermike Send these rangers to SF for some real fluid littering management 🤔.
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@ramz_ramazani @DC_Draino “And women facing discrimination”… You just destroyed your own argument 😂.
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@ImMeme0 When I did my (short) stint at the VA, every one disappears at 4 PM. Be a doctor there was a cushy job. Maybe this needs to addressed to ensure better availability for veterans.
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@ksorbs @Lovesfijiwater I can see that 🤔
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@chrismitchqc @cvpayne At least Trump was serving fries, whereas Kamala was serving up 🐂💩.😂😂😂.
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@its_The_Dr Surprisingly 21. Is the Gateway Arch worth the trip?.
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@OGdukeneurosurg Bitmytonguefreqentlyitis🤔.
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@EricLDaugh Let me translate: “I was hoping Harris would win so I didn’t need to do this.”.
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@ScottAdamsSays Trump needs women votes. From this woman’s point of view, Harris appears ready to cry at any minute. She is snarky, bit*hy, and lie too often. (Real) Women hate those traits. 🤔.
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@RobinElise007 @LeorSapir @AriDrennen If the situation is a strangulated testicle, sure, removing it will save the patient. Removing healthy tissue is unethical.
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@EricLDaugh Self deportation 🤔.
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@MarioNawfal Next the Congress will spend another billion to change the name back to the Redskins 🙄.
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@LarryDJonesJr @primantibros If the restaurant is so against Vance, maybe they shouldn’t take Vance’s greenbacks either, js😒.
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@Rainmaker1973 Physics. Same effect as if the train is standing still. 🤔.
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@tortugawest @bennyjohnson Looks like Last Supper to me. And I am not even Catholic 🙄.
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@Americagal1776 @MargoinWNC $30/hr x 4. That’s $120 per hour we are wasting 🤬.
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@TheStew08 @CollinRugg I am fine with service dogs but not emotional pets in an airplane. The paying passengers should be informed if animals (other than human) will be on the plane. We lost so much rights because of woke culture.
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@Rawk_FI Haleakalā National Park, Maui, at sunset
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@bible1_pam @gay_lumberjack @BakersBetter Hopefully. He has a good team this time.
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@catturd2 7 Billion spent on transporting illegals, perhaps 😒.
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@TrumpWon20241 A follow back ?.
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@CassandraRules I’ll give him a pass. God knows how many posts I’ve deleted within seconds of posting🤣.
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@SlapLordActual Pro tip: never hunt with Dick Cheney, Adam kinzinger, or Kunce 🤔.
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@JustVent6 @GuntherEagleman The panic depicted in this post is so noticeable, it’s glorious. There, fixed for you 😂.
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@GrageDustin She should start a gardening show too. Garden tools demonstration as first episode 😂.
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@atensnut Someone needs to look at California’s “election” process. How many votes were compromised?.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 How about a shower aquarium?
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@ClownWorld_ Hollywood sign is not on fire. Stop posting fake images.
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@interlocutor22 @catturd2 Go try it on a stranger and get back to me 🤔😂.
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@QPsyOps @elonmusk You are absolutely correct. Why do I post something with 5 million views and only 3 people sees me 🙄.
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@its_The_Dr Fake news. It’s not like Biden just went senile🙄 He’s been a walking 🥦for the past 4 years.
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@DrWillFowlds Dentist: Do you want sedation with the root canal?. Me: Eh, (looking down at my gonads), no 😂.
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@Lee_Vertisce @cctvidiots Plus, hit and run. Fleeing scene of an accident. Cyclist should’ve stop to see if the pedestrian is injured.
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@nettermike California better not ask for Starlink when disasters hit🤔.
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@elonmusk Someone needs to save the entire state of California. This can’t go on anymore.
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❌Spot: North Pole, Alaska🎄It’s Christmas every day of the year 🎄
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@VinceCoglianese @Riley_Gaines_ If we cannot tell male vs female by bone structures, then we better rethink the gender of Egyptian mummies 🤔.
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@seiu_uhw Never seen blood drawing from the deltoid region before 🧐.
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@Rainmaker1973 Should post this in continuous loop in front of my refrigerator 😂.
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@edward1993 @Secur80Consult @historyinmemes Great to set example, Edward. I’ve seen patients who have lost significant amount of weight and got off many of the medications they now don’t need. I don’t know why society now glorify obesity? Perhaps the pharmaceutical companies are driving this 🤷🏻‍♀️.
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@smith_tj1 @Michael_Yon Plus they can just murder the homeowner and assume identity.
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@AndythePandy_ Time to sue the dog owner for pain and suffering, plus time wasted 🙄.
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@Badged_Patriot Generally, large followers never engage back to small accounts ( you do), so I appreciate that.
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@AmirMushich @historyinmemes Headquarter for the TV show, Hawaii-Five-O.
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@RealJessica05 @GuntherEagleman The guy sat next to her is older than dirt too. Why has our Congress become a nursing home for the rich 🙄.
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@Awakeartistk @LesleyLiddell @OliLondonTV Shapewear, which she took off prior to this stunt 🤔.
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@Cernovich That’s why Dems only have ugly women in their campaign. Nice looking ones would stand out to be spies 😂.
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@InvestingRob @Tommy_USA These kids are overprivileged as they get to have low student teacher ratio (compare to public schools), and they still can’t make the cuts🤔.
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@Badged_Patriot Total conjecture, but if the citizen hadn't taken a photo of the sh**ter, maybe the sh**ter will never be identified and be caught. 🤔.
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@Rainmaker1973 Sadly in the US, 300 million gets you 5 charger stations. Js🤔.
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@wesyang I’ve sent patients to Mayo Clinic. Not impressed at all. Nothing they do that’s outstanding 😒.
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@rawsalerts Could’ve use some of that Ukraine money for maintenance 🤔.
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@sky_invisible @DavidShuster Could save some money by not making NY a sanctuary city. The money you want back goes straight to fund illegals 🤔.
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@EricLDaugh They should discuss how to rescind some of the recent bone-head picks 🤔.
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@gatewaypundit Cap age to serve at 75. Any age above that, get a dementia work up, including MRI brain, Mini Mental Status Exam, plus taking a test on US Constitution.
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@GrrrGraphics All I see is 3 lovely purses 😄.
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@InfantryPilot Just an idea. Linked it to seat belt sign. That should get their attention 😂.
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@kcranews Does that mean we are the recipient of some of the Ukraine money 🤔.
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If Canada becomes the 51st State, should we rename Canadian Goose to US Goose?
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@PicturesFoIder Is not asking for a 70% pay raise tho 🤔.
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@avgeekjake Wouldn’t declaring “Mayday” be more succinct than saying a mouthful “I would like to declare an emergency”, hoping that the word “emergency” wouldn’t get garbled during the transmission, in the mean time (just a general question to all pilots)🤔🤔.
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@ImMeme0 Just stole this one 😂
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@UnderWashington The bottom pic ( second from the right) looks like his pants is on fire 👖🔥.
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@gatewaypundit That’s why Witchmer was smirking with Kamala before😒.
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@TerryLCooper @ArthurSchwartz He was trying to be sarcastic. Which I got the message immediately 😃.
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@Badged_Patriot And the cops looking out for our safety. Ok, a bit sappy. 😂.
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@Anc_Aesthetics Why are we just start to noticing all these shenanigans?.
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@FYMSMU @RealMattCouch Only one peripheral IV for a guy who needed to be resuscitated twice seemed a bit suspicious 🤨.
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@GrrrGraphics Instead of butt dial, maybe he butt block you by mistake 🤔.
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@FenixAmmunition Costs $100 to make. Middleman takes 50% cut and the “agency” giving out the grant takes the remaining cut. Perfect case for DOGE to look into 👀. Would be interesting to see other contestants’ work🤔.
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