Murray Hill Mike
@murrayhillmike
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S&T guy | ball-knower | sandwich enthusiast | Chiefs dynasty supporter (NIA)
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If you’re hungover today, you need to grow up. Put your big boy pants on, hit the bodega, grab a 12er of Miller and get back on the saddle
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Apparently I am fully banned from the Spaniard. Whoops!
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Sniffing things you can’t pronounce at an afters you’ve never heard of
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Your Peter Millar collection pales in comparison to mine
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They don’t want you to enjoy a delicious cocktail while you read your book on a rooftop on this perfect Manhattan evening. Don’t let them tell you what to do.
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Brushing up on some communist literature before I head out to Brooklyn tonight
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All time hangover today. Flight home was cancelled. And I haven’t found a new one yet. There are really no other options at this point
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This shit is unacceptable
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Get yourself right. Attack the Saturday. I was deathly hungover two hours ago. It’s just a matter of how you approach the situation
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Crank hog
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I think it might be time for a full Succession rewatch.
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“Zyn shortage” this “Zyn shortage” that. Grow up and order in bulk from a sketchy website like a real adult
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Happy Friday gang! I’m gonna drink the whole beer drawer
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Have the whole week off for the holiday. Best friend from college just moved in. Life can’t get better than this
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Married to the game
Sigma Chi (kicked off campus)
Successful according to my mom
Passionately pro-trumpet as a part of a jazz trio
Do you find this attractive?
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Single.
Alpha Male.
Wildly Successful.
Passionately pro-Trump.
Do you find this attractive?
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Believe it or not, this picture was taken in New York City
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Can you imagine how much better this Friday would be if you could shoot ice cold miller lites down your throat at incredible speeds thanks to the groundbreaking technological breakthrough that is the vortex bottle?
Yeah, me too. We used to be a proper country
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You can have your oysters. My boys and I are going to the Cajun spot to crush crawfish by the pound while we sip on hurricanes
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20 light domestics and some ket
20 light domestics and some ket
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I definitely romanticize the shit out of this place, but I mean… cmon
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I love a cold ass white boy on the basketball court. Every time DiVincenzo drives it home through the paint or delivers on a contested three, I blush I little bit and kick my feet
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I really gotta stop drinking like it’s the end of the world on nights before I fly. Nothing worse than having to fight for your life in the airport
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About 5 more of these and then I’ll hit the range. Definitely going low today
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When the bag is almost gone and I tell my boys that my guy is 15 minutes out
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Why did Einhorn pay me (a college drop out) $1 MM?
Because I printed money for him with my macro trades.
Can’t wait to launch Azoria.
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@entrapranure
If you can’t figure it out for yourself, you lack the capacity to engage at all. It’s that simple
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Absolutely
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Just got a new glove for summer softball, but I need to break it in. Any baseball guys on here have any tips?
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This isn’t Vietnam, Donny. This is bowling. There are rules.
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Few things more exciting than packing for a golf trip weekend with your boys. If you guys ask nicely, I’ll do a bag reveal
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@skoalyeah126
That’s just unprofessional and rude. You wouldn’t have wanted to work there anyways. Next gig is gonna be great
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It’s a licking the inside of the bag at 5:45pm kinda Saturday today
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Getting back to my roots tonight in honor of our softball season opener (packing an entire can of Copenhagen mint long cut)
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Don’t get me wrong - Dallas is a cool city. But, if all of your bars close at 2 am there is simply no way I can take you seriously as a city. Ridiculously frustrating
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Just a little glimpse into my sick and twisted mind
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And we’re watching two whole seasons of Eastbound & Down
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I’m gonna twirl every milf I can find at Cafe Wha tonight
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Rangers playing playoff hockey at 7 on a Friday. Literally what could be better than this?
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They’re trying to stop us from enjoying a 4loko on the train
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I’d like to make a formal and public apology to
@BacardiCapital
for not crediting him in my last post. That’s not what we here at MHM stand for, and you can rest assured that we will do our best to avoid this kind of mishap in the future. Happy MDW everyone, go have a beer.
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I’m so excited to hit dingers and make plays at softball tonight I’m literally shaking
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