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@mitochondria305
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@BrazilianGunn O Deyverson tem mais cabeça que o Richarlison.
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@JordanPickeri13 @stillgray He is defending his livelihood. Completely justified.
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@truth_enjoyer "I'm foodie and love to travel". Wow, so fucking special.
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@mitochondria305
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@vinecedro @DiegoMarada Me explica por quê vocês são chamados de 'cheirinho'? Acho que realmente nunca vamos entender tamanha prepotência, arrogância e burrice juntas.
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@mitochondria305
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@AlpacaAurelius Fasting triggers autophagy... Cold plunge trigger heat shock proteins. Both are extremely healthy. You gotta close the Ray Peat book and start looking at other sources
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@mitochondria305
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@iluminatibot Allegedly they can see future events as well, and they keep trying to manipulate reality to produce their desired future outcomes, but no matter what they do humanity always breaks free from tyranny.
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@mitochondria305
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"Carnivore, the ancestrally appropriate diet"
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@mitochondria305
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@riquepaiva_ E em vez de assistir o jogo ficou tirando selfie.
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The carnivore diet will completely wreck your sleep. Your liver stores glycogen that gets dispensed during the night ensuring steady blood sugar levels for a restful sleep.
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@mitochondria305
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@Tulmag A decisão errada foi mandar o Jailson a campo.
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@diario1914 Breno e a Mancha
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@mitochondria305
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@deprepalmeiras Se fosse malandro mesmo não dava essa entrevista.
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@jjoaolourenc0 @Infos_palestra O recado do Abel foi pra manés como vc.
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@DylanLeClair_ This sounds to me like someone having a psychotic episode.
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sunday night, conditions met, surprise discovery, new opportunity, now all in on timeline shifting insanity index, quantum immortality but for human civilization, a bet that there is no future where negative sum banker global slave agenda doesn't end in extinction. wish me luck
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@mitochondria305
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@AlpacaAurelius Birth control influences who *the woman is attracted to*, not the other way around.
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@CeboIinhaaa Os dois foram empurrões. O do Gil no Danilo com o triplo da intensidade.
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@sovereignbrah If you don't know his vision and proposals by now it means you haven't been keeping up with politics.
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@mitochondria305
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@NessyTheSeaStar @ny_knickstalk @wowinteresting8 In any decent school this is taught in biology class.
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@mitochondria305
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@guipm_99 @DiegoMarada Sim, são. O Diego Costa é uma sombra do que já foi. Problemas físicos e de comprometimento...Vc fica aí se iludindo achando que é videogame.
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@mitochondria305
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@JohnnySHA256 @AlpacaAurelius Yes, and now we are learning that the pharmaceutical and food monopolies manipulate study to trick you into doing what is profitable to them.
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@mitochondria305
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@holisticgrenade The healing mechanism is your immune system. Cancer is a disease. When your immune system is not strong enough, and when toxin and *viral loads* are high, cancer develops.
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@mitochondria305
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@palmeirasvibes Quem merece é o Paulinho. E sou Palmeirense.
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@mitochondria305
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@AlpacaAurelius So butter, ghee coconut oil, EVOO, eggs, meats etc are all unhealthy? They are all loaded with Omega 3.
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@mitochondria305
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@liz_churchill10 Please post links...it isn't difficult.
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@mitochondria305
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@lucas_delamore Talvez o problema seja o seu QI... Ele tinha uma multa de 6 milhões de euros e o Palmeiras não quis pagar a multa. Foi lá e negociou uma compensação por despenho. O cara deu certo e deveríamos pagar com gosto. Do contrário nem teria vindo.
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@mitochondria305
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@bizlet7 If you touch a stripper in an adult setting you get kicked out by a 250lbs bouncer immediately. You are trying to compare that with touching a character at Disney in front of children? Seriously?
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@mitochondria305
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@___Matheus___F @SofascoreBR Não existe trabalho bom caindo em quartas de final da copa 2x. Não somos o Marrocos.
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@Misonomics @FirebrandPAC WRONG. Thyroid disease can be easily treated with synthetic and or natural T4 and T3. My thyroid is literally dead and I take 100% replacement dose of hormones and am at 12% BF.
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@mitochondria305
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@Outdoctrination If you can't tolerate onions your gut is completely fucked. Onions, garlic etc are highly anti-bacterial and the gas is usually a result of die-off. Allicin alone can cure SIBO.
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@mitochondria305
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@jantadasfut O cara ainda ignora que o Palmeiras jogou sem 6 titulares na partida.
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@MCryptoMines @coinbureau Right. With that logic you would'nt have gotten $kda at 2.70, neither at 5, nor at 10 nor at 16 and neither now at 20....and missed a 10x. Good thought process.
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@vocalcry The most sensible option would be to take Venezuela and solve all our energy problems. Their population would entirely support it too.
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@mitochondria305
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@Cephii1 Bunch of TA people like @KrownCryptoCave and @Trader_XO were calling Luna to $60. Well this is what happens when you only look at charts and don't understand we are in the middle of a stablecoin boom with 4pool and huge burn going on.
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@mitochondria305
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@Rainmaker1973 This simply won't work. There is so much we don't understand about the mother-fetus relationship in the womb. It's not just about the physical environment.
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@mitochondria305
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Low glycogen from lack of carbs will trigger a stress response, and your adrenals will pump adrenaline and cortisol, meaning you only sleep for a few hours. Essentially your body is telling you to wake up and go find some sugar.
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@RoubeiaSEP2 Está vendo com certeza!
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@mitochondria305
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@PalestraTedesco O Galiotte é que nem o Temer... Ninguém gostava mas quando chegou o novo gestor, todo mundo ficou com saudades.
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@mitochondria305
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@DiegoMarada Ué então vc tem que pedir demissão, já que vc não é jogador de futebol nem técnico.
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@CRF18337317 @gabrilamorim O Palmeiras usou o dinheiro pra trazer o Artur.
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@mitochondria305
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The ketogenic diet is a fad and one of the most harmful things women can do to their health. Women need sugar. All humans do.
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@gabdeolv @Tulmag Joga muito mesmo
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@aCarnivoreDiet @Meta_Trav Please tell us how is it that an adaptive mechanism that bypasses typical nutrient absorption clearly prioritizing fructose is backwards?
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@CadavalLaura Enzos e avanteens
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@anabology It's like someone is on TRT and they say they are taking testicles.
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@stratodoc22 Congratulations on beating the giant medical establishment escape room.
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@mitochondria305
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@Vessoni Vc saiu de um Uno 2015 pra um HB20 2018.
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@VyprCEO @patrickbetdavid Oh boy, here is the big ego startup CEO who lives in New York and nothing in this world impresses the little king guy, who has 1/100th of the money and fame that the unknown athlete does. Please move to Tulum bro.
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@nootropicguy Or maybe try addressing the root cause since none of those issues are the natural human state....
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@mitochondria305
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YouTube has announced they are dethrottling or removing all medical videos not aligned to WHO guidelines on health topics. Basically your search results will only point to 'trusted sources' like Mayo Clinic, WebMD, Harvard Health, etc. This is a deeply sad and concerning.
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@mitochondria305
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@AlexandreSep201 @BandeiraPalestr Nenhum deles joga na função do Giovani.... Comentário sem sentido.. Não vão vender ele tb. Já foi noticiado. Se informa aí e para de ser negativo seu Avanteen.
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@mitochondria305
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@vocalcry You just have to date a narcissist and you'll be happy.
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@100trillionUSD Demand for altcoins is much higher. Everyone knows Bitcoin won't make life changing wealth anymore. Don't think S2F is valid at this point.
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@mitochondria305
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@reporterfragoso Que vcs fiquem longe. Já são clubistas, fofoqueiros, mentirosos e ignorantes o suficiente. Ninguém precisa da 'opinião' ou cobertura de vcs. Um abraço e desejo sucesso (em outra profissão).
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@JoshRainerGold Look at the size of his abdomen. GI issues running rampant....Skinny fat, norwood 4. Geezus.
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@palmeirasonline Palmeirenses trabalham. Não podiam chegar tão antes como os cariocas.
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@mitochondria305
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@Henriquessnn @SofaScoreBR @Palmeiras Não é não. Pra quem vem do banco e jogou só 67 como titular, ter 30 participações em gol são números muito bons.
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@mitochondria305
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@wowinteresting8 Definitely reminds me of Calvin
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@mitochondria305
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@brunolitterio @mvicca Você não tem e não entende o que é ter classe.
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@aCarnivoreDiet @Meta_Trav Wrong. Fructose doesn't even require insulin to be used by your body and it has its dedicated pathways. Glucose is also converted to fructose in the stomach... Why would you convert glucose into a toxin? Stop reciting big pharma/food propaganda . Use your brains.
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POV: you call yourself a 'biohacker' but you need to to use diphenhydramine (benadryl) to control your histamine issues, inject exogenous hormones, and have a fucked up thyroid (Hashimoto's), while looking like 65 at 50 years of age. Majoring in the minors. Dave Asprey.
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@Outdoctrination Gas is not an indication of wether a food is good for you or not. It's purely reflective of the state of your microbiome. How do I know? Because I fell into this trap until I was only eating a handful of foods. Took a lot of work to fix it. Zero problems with onions today.
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@CentralFlaNacao @futebol_info Torcer pra time que mata criança pode né?
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@mitochondria305
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@El_Gabacho_ He had no worries, no social media bs, wokeness, vaccines being pushed on him, toxic foods, he was not being penalized for being white, he was doing hard work but getting well paid, you can see by his words how he was looking at life in a very simple and yet happy way.
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@NaturallyFTW @ZubyMusic Males are wired to care about reproductive status, not maturity.
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@AlpacaAurelius I think you are exaggerating there buddy. Nothing to substantiate such clam. If kids are anxious it has to do with bad parenting, overflow of information, social media, peer pressure etc.
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@mitochondria305
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@thehealthb0t I'll pass. Celtic salt for the win.
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@DrThomasAG You could've just said it is a feminists insecurity. Not 'cross-sex' reading.
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@ValaAfshar No thanks. I want knobs and buttons.
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@mmurilodias Pegaram o frame errado. A bola já tinha saído
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@reallytanman The real food was non GMO, glyphosate free and didn't have added seed oils, preservatives and HFCS.
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@Bruno_brv @Infos_palestra Não interessa se estão olhando pra bola ou pra lua. Isso é totalmente irrelevante.
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@Inversionism Thank you for raising awareness to the toxicity issue. You're one of the very very very few taking about DDT.
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@hollowearthterf I rarely agree with you, but this is 100% true. Not only do they not go in the slightest in the direction improving, they fastly race the opposite way, by chugging IPAs, smoking weed and eating all kinds of crap, turning themselves into complete soy boys over time.
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@Outdoctrination "So you're saying sugar made you fat?"
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@futebol_info República das bananas.
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@ExRhenum Don't agree. Live in Miami and plenty of very attractive women of all ages, even into their 40s.
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@PeterJoseph73 @TaraServatius Nuclear weapons aren't contagious either but if one killed 100k people you bet there would be an emergency declared. Won't call you genius, will just call you DUMB.
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New study shows that silicone breast implants cause an increase in thyroid autoimmunity. We're still in the dark ages of medicine folks.
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@JEverettLearned How many women are there in the formula 1?
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@lucas_delamore "Estava pra ser demitido". Falou o insider do futebol Grego. Abel querendo vir, o clube insatisfeito, e claro, eles iam sim arriscar pedir a multa e ficar com um técnico que não querem.
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@vocalcry I think it's really romantic that every hot girl from any small town USA meets the sugar daddy of her life at Liv or E11.
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@mitochondria305
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@anabology Did Ray eat dissecated thyroid or he took levothyroxine? I don't understand why Peaters keep saying someone took "thyroid". We mostly take synthetic T4, T3, or other medications that contain T3/T4 extracted from pigs (Armour).
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@UsulHathReturnd @SRSnow619 @jeffreyatucker Thanks, I trust it even more now.
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@Outdoctrination Extensive experience. Absolutely no benefit from even the most expensive ones (Visbiome, Akkermansia etc). If anything they made my situation worse (SIBO / IBS). It's way more important to fix your motility and remove the bad guys than adding good guys.
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@palmeirasptd O Palmeiras ganhou títulos com Felipão, Cuca, Luxemburgo, mas se resume só ao Abel. Tá certo.
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If one of your primary organs (heart) can't function properly on a given diet, affecting a significant number of people....*That should be telling to any logical observer* We're dealing with cults though.
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@hollowearthterf Having families is the one thing that humanizes women...
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@enhancedathlete Sleeping less than 6 hours is a sure way to be passed by everyone that is going to outlive you and be more productive.
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@X245M @iluminatibot It exists and works. The reason they can't control the future is because collective consciousness has evolved past of the point of no return where an outcome is now guaranteed.
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@MorgothsReview Nothing needs to be said about the article. The photo says it all.
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@Alec_Zeck Medical medium ♥️
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@clantro @ShannenJPEG Makes total sense. How many dinosaurs would've had to have died in massive numbers in a small area to accumulate into hydrocarbon...
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@CryptoWizardd A lot of good stuff out there but Luna has no meaningful competitors. It serves a unique use case and has the best tokenomics we've ever seen. Different than other blue chips, $Luna can still pull and $ETH like run. You can't say the same about other stuff in the top 20.
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@DefenceU Meanwhile your country is in rubbles, no power, water or heating, more than 5m refugees and 100k+ soldiers lost. Was it worth it?
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@gabrilamorim Fica. Olhem a zaga do Flamengo a bagunça que é. Luan seria titular lá e em qualquer outro time.
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@NaturallyFTW It's most certainly not only the vaccines. The processsd foods and environmental toxins play a much bigger role.
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@SGaykwon @KarpovMerve @MichaelPSenger Credit scores exist in every country and are a waaaay less restrictive than what exists in China today.
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