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While attending a patient today I had to fetch something from the ambulance. Upon returning I was surprised to find the patient and their bed missing!
βWho are you? What are you doing in my houseβ someone screamed
Wrong house π
#nhs999
#Ambulance
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Crewmate: rants about gay people
me: you might wanna stop now..Iβm gay
Him: you donβt look gay though
Me:hmm
Him:but you talked about relationships
Me:yeah...
Also starring: lots of references to βnormalβ people
I guess still some work to do
#PRIDE2020
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The same poisonous rhetoric spouted by deniers in the media here has the same effect as it does over the pond.
#grindrfail
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I go to a handover meeting yesterday and I dared to sit in the one βcomfy chairβ
Email this morning: βmedical students should no longer come to handover meeting.β
Coincidence? π
#MedStudentTwitter
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NGL I wanna see where this is going.
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First day as an F1β¦
Sent home sick 20 mins in.
Anxious doesnβt describe it.
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@coffeemadman
I hated and skived PE at school. The moment I left, started exercise and playing some sports etc. It wasnβt the physical side. Purely the over the top teachers.
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Guess my move to the coast tomorrow and starting F1 on Wednesday. Will be delayed a little longerβ¦
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@Benpowelluk
I can literally hear the βI donβt understand how this could happen to meβ as some of these people are wheeled into ICU
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@dandouglas
Ah yes, this is likely. I remember the other day when I sneezed and created this.
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Bless my parents who after sending them a screenshot for my deanery spent 20 mins trying to open the link in the picture and phoning me to see if it was a scam message.
#MedTwitter
#MedStudentTwitter
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Shoutout to the lovely Dr who Iβve never properly met but couldnβt answer my brief question yesterday. Today without asking, came and found me with resources and a video to teach me properly π
#MedStudentTwitter
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@Bristolvor
@weyland76
Itβs literally a shame this person was able to breed at all with thoughts and values like this.
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First day on ICU today. Scary stuff. But what an amazing bunch of healthcare workers to be surrounded by.
#MedStudentTwitter
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@Microbedoc2
Doing graduate entry I was asked by some of the undergrads when I said I was working βwhy do you have a job?β
If thatβs not insight I donβt know what is.
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When a guys is like βweβve been chatting for years itβs a shame we havenβt got to meetβ
Me:βYea you stood me up...twiceβ π€·π»ββοΈ
#menaretrash
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4 days, 40+km hiked, wet bum, wet feet, caves, hills, lakes, waterfalls. Home and totally reenergised...for about 6 seconds.
#LakeDistrict
#hiking
#caves
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Getting an ID photo taken this morning
Guy:youβre tall. Slouch in the chair...No more...More than that
Me: Iβm practically lying down. Iβll get a double chin.
Guy:itβs not the slouching thatβs giving you a double chin
πΆ
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After 14 days in isolation I canβt wait to leave the hou........
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@usycool1
I was trying to remove my surgical gown after scrubbing in on a cesarean. I couldnβt get the ties undone...not realising theyβre the only thing in surgery thatβs not single use I tore through the gown like the hulk to audible gasps from everyone in theatre
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I thought my personal trainer was flirting with me. Then just realised heβs just talking to me normally and not low key like a piece of shit that I get at work most days.
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Heroes one minute. A financial burden the next it seems
Dear new F1 doctors,
Youβve received lots of claps recently so you can all afford to buy your own uniforms now.
Best wishes
Your new NHS Employer
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Me:β¦.
Patient:βhow old are you? 55, 56?β
Me:β¦.
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My new nickname on the ward after I brought in a reuseable Starbucks cup
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Itβs fine. Iβll just get in my car from the other side. (I did, Iβm tall it was hard)
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@Doctors_Vote
The power trip to feel they have the right to dictate if this doctor works again as a locum at all is astonishing. Imagine if we decided who works in the office based on our own gut feelings and grievances. So unprofessional.
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I was chatting to an HCA at work and I said how I keep missing lunch and was hungry.
A few minutes later she walks in and puts food next to me winks and leaves
I tucked In gratefully.
Suffice it to say she no longer has lunch and I want to die
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So I havenβt taken a pic of my vaccination card. But I have spilt water on it twice and tea on it once in two days
#vaccine
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@maxraja92
Itβs so ridiculous. Having to rank things I wouldnβt do
Me:Iβd do this, the right answer
SJT:But which of the others wouldnβt you do
Me:But I wouldnβt do them
SJT:But which is worse?
Me:It doesnβt matter I wouldnβt do them
SJT:Youβre wrong this one is worse
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@Dr_Done_
@mrjamesob
Having done both heβs deluded. Theyβre not the same job. Just shows he doesnβt understand the role of Dr at all.
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So while getting a haircut at a new barber He asks me what I do:
Me:Iβm a paramedic and student doctor
Him:Wow. How many people have you watched die?
Long pause....
Me:Thatβs a weird question. Can we just cut my hair.
#inappropriate
#NHS999
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@lifeoftazza
I spent yesterday morning in the background of a teams meeting. Only at the end I realised my scrubs made my body disappear and I was just a yawning disembodied head.
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Since I wonβt post lockdown hair pics heres homemade tomato and yellow pepper soup instead
#food
#lazydsaturday
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So I saved into a help to buy ISA for years. Now Iβm looking at houses and find that the average 2 bed flat where Iβm looking is 260k. Canβt use the ISA for properties above 250k. What a waste of time.
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First time making chocolate soufflΓ© and chocolate cream sauce cos you know. Itβs Saturday.
#foodporn
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Been at work an hour and crewmate has said no more than single word replies (weβve never met). Gonna be a long day
#nhs999
#Ambulance
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@MattHancock
Strange. Whilst working both frontline NHS and now supposedly employed as a doctor (despite being a med student) I have never had a single routine covid test.
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Ok so I got offered an FPP in Carlisle. Put it as a wild card and now having to make the decision it fees a bit real. Anyone got any advice for F1 and F2 there? What experiences, advice?
#medtwitter
#MedStudentTwitter
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@WelshGasDoc
Absolutely we always have. Just be nice not to miss yet another year with my family because of it. So selfish.
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@drujls
Try being the wrong side of thirty. Iβve heard βwhatβs the point in studying againβ before.
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So itβs
#NationalComingOutDay
. I came out when I was 18, but to be honest I still come out most days to people at work and uni and I canβt wait for the day that we donβt need it.
#Pride2020
#ComingOutDay
#ComingOutDay2020
#gaymedtwitter
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@SamAWillc
If only it were so easy to always be ourselves mate. Itβs hard, itβs a struggle. And itβs not your fault that others donβt let you be yourself.
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This persons dog has laid outside a Chinese and is refusing to move π
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@Dr_DeanS
@mrjamesob
Absolutely right. Having done both it just confirms he doesnβt understand the role
of Dr.
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@drphiliplee1
Can you imagine going out hoping that store staff will be put in the uncomfortable position of having to challenge him, something heβs no doubt dying to happen so he can put them down. As if these guys need that.
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@jhospitalw
I love the assumption that thereβs zero room for growth and development during medical school even IF what they said was accurate
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Was out rowing today and my friend and I took turns rowing cos itβs fun. was surprised how many comments from the shore we got about a man not rowing for his woman when she had a go. Do people really care? π€·π»ββοΈ
#ToxicMasculinity
#smalldickenergy
#whocares
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@JosephHeskin
I had a similar episode from the NHS SBS asking for only my original P60 and not printed. The same organisation that only provides an online P60.
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Who hurt you mr
#hermes
driver? Who hurt you?
Hermes driver caught launching parcels into van βas hard as he couldβ
2K
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The estate agent seemed surprised that I was annoyed when he cancelled a house viewing an hour before I was due to see it (I booked a week ago, travelled 200 miles and stayed in a hotel)
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Ha just had my
@facebook
account suspended for violating community standards. Not posted on there in years. Must not be posting enough right wing bs.
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When you pay for extra leg room on
@easyJet
and they place you on a normal leg room seat. π‘
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@jkaffash
My most hated line is βthe GP refused to see meβ which is confused with the reality of there are no appointments.
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@TerrelleGraham
I loved how Zack just showed him as a straight up hero, confident in his skills rather than some nervous quirk who didnβt know what to do like Joss did. Who cuts this footage in favour of him pushing a truck!?!
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We will all get a go at being PM at this rate.
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Shout out to the lovely gentlemen who offered to buy us lunch while we were filling up for fuel. Sadly we had just bought our lunch.
#itsthelittlethings
#NHS999
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@mevparekh
Following on from other tweets. Patient exposes himself to female clinician. She leaves. Calls 2 mins later, not refused but sent Male clinician. In a non healthcare scenario he would be arrested. Itβs infuriating and dangerous
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Just had my first vaccine dose and Iβm buzzing...
...no Iβm literally buzzing. Bill?
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Thereβs a distinct lack of doggies in my life right now ππππ
The world π feels much better after watching this ππππ
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After a horrendous week of shifts with massive late finishes I took a solo shift providing medical cover in London cos I was promised a quietism day
My day:
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So take home from
#MedTwitter
today is.. be a Dr and use age appropriate language...get reported..
Become a politician and talk nonsense no recourse.
This is just ridiculous - how is this person our Minister for Health?
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@Microbedoc2
I once had a date like this and I decided Iβd rather be independent. 15 years later Iβd like to reconsider.
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@EDPractitioner
I donβt think we do say this. In fact we go out of our way to point out they wonβt be seen quicker (unless resus etc) and wonβt commit to it. Doesnβt stop said patients packing for 6 weeks and telling you weβve said stuff. Canβt speak for everyone though.
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I want to go back to the gym but shopping etc have become such hastle/unpleasant experiences since covid I doubt itβll be the same
#Gyms
#Covid19UK
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