Chris
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A chaotic riddle wrapped inside a neurotic enigma
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A guy I’ve been chatting to was meant to be coming round to mine tonight for a couple of drinks and to watch a film, so I bought all his fave snacks and drinks in for him and now he’s online but ignoring me
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Idk why that last tweet got any traction, but hi new followers, I’m 6’2, Top and 9” 😌😌
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£110 for a Beyoncé ticket
£10,000 for a hotel near the venue
How is this legal 😳
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I want a bf so that we can have cute movie nights in and then I can rail him senseless afterwards, is that too much to ask for??
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Update: I’ve found out he lied about being in an open relationship and has been cheating on his husband with me 🥲🥲
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Guy I was meant to be seeing this evening just bailed, entering my Edna Krabappel era I fear
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Was meant to go on a date this eve but the guy said he had to go visit family in Liverpool so couldn’t make it.
He’s online and 600m away on grindr rn
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The way I haven’t worn clothes in my flat for about 6 weeks now
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It’s me hi, I’m the single it’s me
SINGLEEE TWITTER 👀🤔 where y'all at drop a picture i'll start .....
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Gays will say “gay powers restored” after getting a haircut and still be absolutely useless at everything
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Been staying at my friends since Xmas eve and sharing rooms, can’t wait to get home and have the fattest wank ever 🥹
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Dirty women trying to piss where gay men are trying to shag you mean
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When you’re hung but ugly
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Hope all the bottoms heading to Manchester tomorrow enjoy their last meal of the weekend tonight 💕 I’ll have a bucket of ice chips for any staying at mine, I’m very thoughtful like that 💞
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Love that a guy I’ve been chatting to on and off for 6 months (he isn’t local) messaged me last week to say he’d be in Manchester for 3 days and then made out with my friend in front of me 🥰🥰🥰
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BEHIND HER EYES IS NOW ON NETFLIX GO WATCH IT THE BOOK WAS SO GOOD
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Grindr when my profile name is Chris vs Grindr when my profile name is Hung XL
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Watching Its a Sin and I WANT A GROUP OF GAY FRIENDS. Manchester gays @ me when the apocalypse is over!!!
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I don’t remember taking this picture at all but it’s kinda cute??
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Guess I can update my Grindr bio to fully vaccinated hung top 🤪
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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Well today should be an interesting day at work seeing as I’ve just managed to confuse viagra for PreP 🥲🥲🥲
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I literally cannot relate to anything more in the world than this
I identified with Roger the alien most during that episode when he got sick from holding in all his mean words.
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Gays will be on grindr everyday, until it’s the day you’re meant to meet them for a drink
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