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Remember when people on tumblr would say “my ovaries exploded” when a guy was hot
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i have complicated feelings about Taylor Swift but I feel strongly that nobody should pretend to laugh at jokes that aren’t funny
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a former child influencer tells me about the cost of a life lived online – the first menstrual period turned into a sponsored post, the pressure to appear perfect, the endless work, the confusion of what was real and what wasn't
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The phrase “Veep episode” gets thrown around a lot, but…
Nevada Republican Primary (90% in)
"None of these Candidates": 42,534 (62.9%)
Nikki Haley: 21,735 (30.8%)
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elon musk announcing that he was diagnosed with aspergers is going to kickstart the worst discourse cycle i’m predicting it now
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being propelled from twitter/alt-comedy to the A list and having to explain all your jokes sounds like a nightmare to me
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BISSEXUAL!
BISSEXUAL! Hunter Schafer revela a GQ Espanha que teve um romance com Rosalía durante 5 meses em 2019.
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The unexplained medical visits… the HRT brain fog during the debate… hiding from the media…. 👀
I can't tell if the most exciting person to ever come out as trans is actually about to come out as trans or if I'm just on very specific corners of the internet
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We need Film Updates verified ASAP. I’ve seen the greatest minds of my generation tricked by Jeremy Strong Stuart Little
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Front row is absolute nightmare blunt rotation my god
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Sure, but then that means no communists can date each other
(bravely) only wanting to date someone whose political beliefs align with yours is pretty baseline actually
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ohh that shot would’ve gone quadruple platinum on tumblr in 2013
Emerald Fennel, the kind of filmmaker that makes the actors wear devil horns and Angel wings to portray which character is good and which is character evil.
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I thought the siblings fight scene was pretty funny. like, Shiv had second thoughts and Kendall jumped straight to “I’ll kill myself”
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Scientists just confirmed that this is true of everyone except me and all the people reading this
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Amused that they have to put the objectively worse version
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Speaking voice of all time
Lily Gladstone reveals her favorite karaoke songs. | Variety Favorites presented by
@LifetimeTV
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gender dysphoric kendrick lamar: i hate the way that i walk, the way that i talk, i hate the way that i dress
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One of the greatest sitcom characters/performances of all time
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i didn't think tina fey still knew about things
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so the platform incentivizes parents to post embarrassing/sensational videos of their kids because they get engagement (including engagement from people criticizing), and as long as you don't cross the line into outright illegal abuse, you can just keep posting
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This is one of my favorite stan twitter posts ever
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i think goofy pavement songs and Mr. Show sketches contain a great deal of emotional truth. i think corny tumblr posts about fighting god contain NONE
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Is Hunter Schafer the first trans woman with like, an army of cis girl stans on twitter. I think it's so awesome
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When your daughter says something so estrangementphobic that you have to hit her with the neglectful dad stare
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Did he really send a campaign email with the subject line “This pic of Kamala pisses me off”
highkey gaaaaay to instantly clock a tiffany necklace 😂
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they also undoubtedly get engagement from pedophiles -- again, if you aren't posting actual CSAM, you can just keep doing this
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It’s crazy how blonde women are mobilizing for this
The way I knew she was gonna jump on this to promote her song 😭
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“No context ___” accounts are just “Fuck yeah ___” blogs for 2022 twitter
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absolutely none of these happened. who actually came out in 2023. is coming out out?
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obsessed with magnus hirschfeld's list of transmasc names from 1904
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How the fuck are we supposed to see a tweet about drama between 2 people we’ve never heard of and go to their likes to find out who they’re subtweeting
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*obviously transitioning person who hasn't publicly addressed it yet*
the social media comments: I love when men aren't afraid to be androgynous! You look so ethereal and magical. Im transmasc and this is gender envy fr
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@t34doll
@btwnrevolutions
nothing depresses me more than normal non nazi accounts replying to a post with the word “zogslop” like it’s normal.
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Honestly I really like the days on twitter where everyone criticizes/debates a poem. it feels like an English lit seminar
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Going back to 1994 and talking about President George “H.W.” Bush would kinda be on the same level of horror as going back to 1920 and talking about “World War I”
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I hate commenting on this but it comes up a lot and I just want to propose that there are many different kinds of sexual repression besides being gay
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I follow Brian Jordan Alvarez on instagram and I would always skip his instagram stories that looked like this (?!?!) and I know now... that was a HUGE mistake
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This is maybe the most early pandemic screenshot of all time
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You know it's a prepandemic quote bc she says "Adam" and "socialist"
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Why are all podcasts “two best friends” I want a podcast that’s Two sworn enemies. Just two bitches that absolutely hate each other
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We need dropshipping scam education in schools now
My bf thought he was ordering the outfit on the left from some random site for Pride, but ended up with this thing on the right. I’m dying 💀
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@osamabishounen
I suspect Ireland has particularly bad records because of how poor they were. We literally can't trace past my great grandparents
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@kayfey
@IndiaDionna
had to look up this story. always important to remember that technology is all thanks to people
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You know what’s funny? At this point “queerbait” has completely semantically shifted to mean a real person when it used to mean BBC Sherlock and stuff
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I. Don't. Support. Either. Side. Politically. Not the left, not the right. Im about supporting people and restoring local communities.
Now, go breath some fresh air and relax. Please? :) I'm not worth obsessing over, I promise. Go spend time with your loved ones.
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i know fruity has become accepted slang for "lesbian/bisexual woman" and I can't fight that but this really takes the cake... i'm becoming a prescriptivist asshole
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There is an insane jumpscare in Jesse Spencer's early life section on Wikipedia. I actually can't believe it
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That Ben Affleck/Matt Damon puka shell necklace photo hit my timeline like another Smith College Girls for i-D magazine 2004
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I hate my reaction sorry! but in my mind "fruity" is synonymous with "effete", "indulgent", "risque", things like that, and this is a German woman with no makeup, sitting seriously, wearing combat boots. it's almost like the antithesis of fruity.
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Unfortunately twitter being run into the ground is still more fun than b***sky :(
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Vogue Czechoslovakia sounds like a publication that Jenna Maroney would be on the cover of
Dianna Agron photographed by Marie Tomanova for Vogue Czechoslovakia
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When a trans woman is like “can you believe someone misgendered me when I look like this” and people come out of the woodwork to remind her that actually a lot of trans men look like that or something
Ultimately the idea that 'if you Really weren't transphobic you wouldn't have dysphoria because you'd accept that your body can look like anything while still being your gender' is a Deeply transphobic one
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@jethrosoup
If this was written before 2016 or something it was literally not known publicly bc it was dropped from his record
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doordashing coffee in particular is baffling to me because there are already so many shortcuts to coffee. there's instant coffee, keurig, nespresso, bottled coffee, etc. and they're all already more expensive than using a drip machine but still drastically cheaper than delivery
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this is so riverdale
Gay people should not be forced to work in coal mines. But could you even imagine the songs they’d come up with down there
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Before this gets more likes I want to clarify that HRT brain fog is mild, only associated with certain types of spiro, and more often HRT has the opposite effect. The joke is that it doesn’t cause dementia like symptoms. That would be absurd. Transitioning is good
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Like yesterday someone from the DSA Communist caucus posted about dating as a communist and got called a liberal because they were in DSA
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oh yeah when she said there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t support women. I don’t even remember the jokes they made so she got the last laugh
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this is the closest an actor's gotten to playing Jordan Peterson
Still one of the funniest things ever said in an interview. He says it like he’s performing Hamlet.
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I like how the quotes are all “Gen Z have become sheltered puritanical crybabies”. so I’m free to be like “Millennials are incapable of understanding bait tweets”
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Tim has an amazing ability to change his look every season and have it be funny every time
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They picked an overexposed photo so that he looks more like the wax figure. Devious
Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson responds to people criticizing his wax figure at the Grévin museum.
“For the record, I’m going to have my team reach out to our friends at the Grevin Museum, (…), so we can work at “updating” some important details - starting with my skin color.”
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i feel so stupid for even writing this sentence about this movie but why would Jenny Slate be clearly uncomfortable with Justin Baldoni if it was a Blake Lively problem
Here’s the beginning of the It Ends With Us avalanche, breaking from Page Six
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Lana Del Rey jukebox musical based in the north of england
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this is literally how bathrooms look in nightmares
in awe of this post office employee bathroom that
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Hannah Hunt is a song about the week between Christmas and New Years
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@GalliumGD
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Well playing devil’s advocate on my own post… this is social psychology which is a famously unreplicable field. But idk if the studies are suspicious
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we can't gatekeep or control semantic drift.... I can just mourn the loss of a specific word. although it wasn't that great to begin with it was kind of rude
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a crazy thing about moral OCD is that there are people who really do think you’re a bad person for the smallest things ever
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i was the first person to quote tweet this post last night and I guess the swifties found it and are explaining why the joke is actually offensive
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Is that first line real
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actually seems like ppl are being chill about it whatever i made this tweet right after he said it lol
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